>Take a seat, Rainbow Dash.>...Would you care to explain what you're doing, visiting an underage Wonderbolts fan while her parents aren't home?
>>43252526>"They're never home! We thought they didn't even exist until Season 9!"
"I swear, I did not touch Scootaloo! I was freeing her from the two dikes that her inattentive parents dumped her with. I was the only one they'd let near her because of my mane, they thought I was one of them. If you're looking for the real filly foolers, just check their hard drives. I'm Innocent damn it!"
>>43252526>"I was making sure the dykes didn't hurt her."
>>43252526>Rainbow Dash took her camping WHERE!? >Ok, not the Everfree but still->Yeah that’s what I’m saying. She didn’t even bother asking parental permission. Just up and snatched her up, away from society somewhere discreet.>…>She hasn’t ever met her parents well ever?>That’s what she claims she was doing with the fan club? “Letting a sad orphan have some awesome hope in her life.”>Unbuckin’ believable>I shudder to think about whatever “loyalty lessons” she’s putting that kid thr->Ew man, gross>Whatever, if I hear she’s coaxing more than silence or dalliance I’m ending the investigation early. >I’m sayin’ be the one exiled to the dungeons.>You’re saying that’s cheesy? You literally said “more like elements of harm many” earlier you donkey>…>Sorry Sturdy Steps
