What are your thoughts on Flurry Heart?
>>43269684You mean shining armor's personal onahole?
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>>43269692>shining armor's personal onaholeAKA Cadance.
>>43269692Bro she is an baby LEAVE HER BE
>>43269684Her initial introduction, I hated her. But her subsequent appearances, she's an absolute cutie pie
>>43269684She would've been perfectly fine as a unicorn
>>43269692>shining armor's personal onaholeAKA Twilight
>>43269763That makes it even better.
>>43269753You know she pegs him in secret
>>43269814but Hasbro needed a new alicorn toy every season
>>43269684SHE'S AN ASSWIPE!
>>43269684Cute although she didn’t add anything in the show.But also ruined nothing retroactively and the fandom can do works with her, so she is fine in my book
>>43269684another alicorn I suppose
>>43269684She's ok. I never really understood the people who disliked her. Yes, she doesn't match the previous artstyle for babies. Art evolution is a thing. Yes, she's another alicorn. Big deal... Even if really that meant much by that point, with how inconsistent the series is about their importance, even with her the existing, alicorn are could still be counted in one hand.Fan portrayal of her growing up and becoming a slut, in combination with her color scheme and her status as a princess has made me often think of Lewis and Carroll from Succubus In Wonderland when I see aged up fan art of her.
>>43269684personally, I am against it.
>>43269684An infant is more of a prop than a character. Sadly, the show didn't allow characters to age as the seasons went on.
>>43269692You know what? Fuck it. You win. This is canon now
>>43269684She's my secret daughter. Only a human can impregnate an alicorn.
>>43269999>Only a human can impregnate an alicorn.Quads of truth. I'm gonna go have SO many foals with Luna!
>43269999Nope.
>>43269999>Shining Armor is secretly a transformed human.Makes sense.
>>43270018>Shining Armor is secretly a transformed humanShining is just a stallion. There's only one human in Equestria, and that's (You).
>>43270039>There's only one human in Equestria, and that's (You).NTA but i'm going in Equestria as a pony.
>>43270043To each their own, I suppose. Personally, I love my body, which is why I want to remain human in Equestria. By the way, even if you transform into a pony, you still have a human soul and mind. You can't completely stop being human.
>>43269812This. The snail toy is super cute.
>>43269901>canon was ruined long before FlurryThis.
>>432700060006 vs quads. You lose. Kneel before your king.
>>43270039Not canon. When i visit, i give Shining over half my attention.
>>43270043I will pet you with my hands
>>43270101can I pet you with my hooves? its like a petting exchange
>>43270039>and that's (You)Well, yeah. (You) end up in Equestria and call yourself "Shining Armor" after you get transformed into a pony.
>>43270098>When i visit, i give Shining over half my attention.That's gay. Stop being a faggot. Fuck only mares, as God intended.
>See a newborn baby>Think of cockhungry slutsGuys.. please...
>>43270124>says he who wears a cock-hungry slut as a flag
>>43270083HiEfags are the niggers of Equestria.
>>43269684She's part of the only good pony material Mike Vogel ever made, so she's definitely special.
>>43270156could u like not do a turf war please? nothing wrong with hie or tf.
>>43270161In essence I have no problem with HiE or PiE. I just hate HiEfags that act like literal niggers, "ooga booga where da marez at?!!" like >>43270083
>>43270174Yeah, I don't get people fantasizing about being some irresistible presence in Equestria and I'm explicitly an HiE guy. I just wanna be in Equestria because I love it, I don't want it to pander to my desires or anything because then it's not Equestria anymore.
>>43269999This slut is fucking crazy. My balls are drained... I can't take it anymore... Please help...
>>43270174>Anon: "I like to be myself">this is nigger behaviorYou must be a very joyful person.
>>43270213>You must be a very joyful personHe's probably just fat.
>>43270174>ooga booga where da marez atI say this when I want to pet one
>>43270237>pretend to be a caveman>run around town wearing a toga>find a pony and bonk her over the head with a club (it's made of foam)>she flops onto her side and you pick her up and take her back home to pet her>she stays for lunch>repeat the next dayDang, you're living the good life.
>>43270205Wow. How on earth would AI even come up with that?
>>43270039Shining Armor looking like that after a full night of me milking his prostate
>>43270279Let him drink water between rounds, you monster. His health matters!
>>43270250This but with mare
>>43270205Is the Crystal Empire's throne big enough for that?
>>43269684I hate her. Her debut episode was dogshit and, needless to say, she added fucking nothing to the show. Fucking obviously, because she’s a shitty baby, but still, she was a waste of fucking time. I hate her, and I hate babies. If you ever add a baby to a show, it’s obviously nothing more than a pathetic attempt at staying relevant that inevitably kills the series forever. She’s not canon and never will be. I like the headcanons of her redeeming Cozy. The show doesn’t get credit for fanworks, though.
>>43270083>you still have a human soulSure, not much I can change about that.>mindThe brain is as biological as the rest of the body. If my body can become pony, so too can my mind.
>>43270152Sweetie Belle can choose if she wants to suck your cock. Flurry Heart however is programmed by instinct to suck your cock to train her oral senses and explore the world through it as she is only a baby. Flurry Heart cannot consent. Don't give the baby pony your dick pls.
I like genning porn of her being a huge slut, though internally I'm disgusted with myself for liking that.>>43270160This is what I really wish this world was like, but alas, we're in hell.
bad filly (cute)
>>43270361I don’t want Sweetie Belle to suck my cock. I just want to eat out her tight-little filly pussy. But she keeps insisting on sucking it whenever she sees me, and it’s very tiring! I have blowjobphobia. I don’t want her to suck my dick, because she might bite it off. At least a baby doesn’t have teeth, so it’s a less scary experience. But babies creep me the fuck out, FR.
>>43269684The only thing I really have a problem with is the idea that alicorns can be naturally born, since they're also supposed to be apparently immortal. Other than that, I just think she's cute.
Flurry Heart has killed every single one of her baby sitters by farting as they change her
>>43269850The breeding will continue until toy sales improve!
>>43271600why dont hasbro make prince blueblood a alicorn? I mean he is already a nephew of Celestia and Luna.
>>43271590I like the headcanon it happened due to Candence being the Alicorn of love.Their love was so strong in S2 and S3 it fueled a whole barrier when he was drained out and later sustained the Cristal empire for days 24/7.“Sex for procreation with your partner” is probably one of the strongest act of love, so she fueled Shining so hard he bursted a super C@m inside of her, resulting into flurry being a super baby after such a magical infused conception , she was nuked by it inside the womb
Flurry Heart is inoffensive as a character in the show, but she can't be a good character until Cozy Glow is unstoned and they have wacky hijynx together.
>>43271653True.
>>43271653yeah basically this
>>43270088I mean... alicorns were inconsistent from the very first episode: Nightmare Moon is this supposed danger to all of Equestria that controls the very sky itself and will plunge the world to eternal night, yet on the first two episodes for the most part she would avoid any fight with other ponies and just throw some weak illusions here and there. Not exactly the most impressive display...
>>43271767>first episodesecond episode*
>>43269850I mean, if that was the case we'd probably have gotten the Alicorn Six [spoier]which would have probably been much more preferable to the blatant Twilight favoritism we got.[/spoiler]
>>43271272See here she looks cute in motion, it's only when you put her next to the far cutie beanie-baby looking baby pony models that it looks weird.
>>43271767And after purging the nightmare out of Luna, there was just two alicorns for two whole seasons, and fanon theories went wild in lack of any official canon. Then they ripped candy ass out of the ass and the whole grand and potential alicorn lore was fucked and ruined forever.Those almost two seasons were when alicorn lore was the most consistent.
>>43271776>[spoier]...Fuck>>43271782>lack of any official canon>when alicorn lore was the most consistentBruh...
>>43271782Alicorn lore is pretty consistentYou have ascended alicorns, who were granted their divine power by the grace of Horse God for fulfilling some great deed in service to one of the Horsely Virtues.Or natural born alicorns, who come about when a worthy stallion busts an epic fucking load deep in an alicorn's fertile gooch.
>>43271793You know what I mean, if you were there.
>>43271777Trips, almost quints tho, of holy truths
The existence of alicorns just proves that, sometimes, fanon is better than canon.
>>43271797What you mean is just stupid.
>>43271776>giraffe sixPlease no, Twilight was already uncanny enough as it is.
>>43271776Lets be real, none of them but twilight would find themselves into the role of an alicorn unless it is for a temporary powerboost during a crisis.I really think the ascensions doesn't fit at all both in personalities or personal goals.At least twilight has the excuse to be a scholar and Celestia was purposely grooming her into the ascension
>>43271793ctrl+s puts spoiler tags around highlighted text, automatically
>>43270296lmao uncslop was wild
>>43269684I unironically really enjoy the headcanon of her being a warrior princess or some shit. It even brings something good out of the S9/G5 style canon that apparently Equestria went to multiculturalist shit. Flurry can be the based furher of the Crystal Reich, securing the existence of the crystal race and a future for pony children.I also like the headcanon of her befriending Cozy and getting up to wacky shit together.I also like the headcanon of her just being a slut.I recently read a short one-shot on fimfiction of Flurry being an Ivan the Terrible style ruler.Overall, I like Flurry for a very specific reason, in that she's a major character with a lot of unanswered lore questions which are completely not shown in canon. She's an alicorn, natural-born for mysterious reasons, presumably a future princess, but all we see her is as a baby with absolutely zero indication of her future. This makes it possible to imagine so many different outcomes for her.In many ways this was a strength of the show in the early seasons: you had this magical, fantastic world, and a lot of the specifics and deeper lore questions were completely open-ended. Where did alicorns come from? What kind of creatures are they? Are there any more? What happened before Celestia and Luna's rule? What was Starswirl like? What was ancient Equestria like? A million open-ended mythology, cosmology, history and lore questions to think about, imagine, write greentexts about or theorycraft. But then as the seasons went on and the writers started wanting to live up to "epic" season openers and finales, and pandering to the known adult fandom, they started coming up with retarded lore that would settle canon in a specific direction, usually that direction would be utterly retarded, and would dampen any speculation or imagination there is now a canon answer for it. The world and mythology of Equestria only narrowed over time, settling into a mostly retarded, poorly-written, often inconsistent shape, mandated by official canon.Flurry, in my view, represents one of the few elements that maintains the same kind of open-ended potential that the early seasons had. Enough potential and significant in the world to suggest deep implications and stimulate speculation, but no official confirmation of the actual facts thereafter, no shitty hamfisted canon fate for Flurry. Just an open-ended future for everyone to imagine as they like.Imagining Flurry's role in post-S9 Equestria is honestly the only reason I ever even think about the show's canon ending anymore. Warrior-princess and Cozy redemption arc being my favourite scenarios as mentioned above, but the open-endedness is the important part about it.The alicorn lore was already thoroughly butchered by the point of her introduction, so I'm genuinely glad that they at least gave us a blank slate to play with, untarnished by shitty exec-forced writing, one driving force that can shape the future of Equestria unshackled by canon.
>>43272071>slop for uncutsHuh?
>>43271556>I don’t want Sweetie Belle to suck my cockGay.>I just want to eat out her tight-little filly pussyPussylicking is gross and gay.>it’s very tiringGet some sleep.>I have blowjobphobiaGay.>I don’t want her to suck my dickGay again.>But babies creep me the fuck out, FRYou sound mentally damaged, FR.
>>43271777Her second appearance where she's just a normal toddler Twilight is babysitting she's really cute, as is Twilight.
Wasted potential, just like every other character introduced in the first six seasons. There's no reason they couldn't have had her be the protege of Twilight in the epilogue instead of coming up with some one-off character Luster Dawn, just like there was no reason they couldn't have used existing characters instead of sharting out bad one-time half-dimensional characters for the forced problem of the week.
>>43271776>favoritismShe's literally the main character, idiot.
>>43272101>You sound mentally damagedHe's a cozyfag, of course he is.>>43272209I think she's the main character but I can see the argument for an ensemble cast.To be fair, I am also a twifag. So, I don't really have a problem with her getting more attention.
>>43269763>>43269844 It'sss aww-right!!!
>>43272199I'm still mad about it.
>>43269684Built for sex
>>43270205What ai is that and how can I play it
>>43271776How about no alicorn mane 6
>>43273034>What ai is thatDeepSeek-V4-Pro>can I play it>>43267919
>>43272209Maybe she's the leader, but the the Mane in Mane Six is a pun on something...
>>43271966>none of them but twilight would find themselves into the role of an alicornLet's see:>Rainbow DashThe Wonderbolts are basically the top of Equestria's air force and pony Earth isn't exactly the most peaceful place (even the ponies are pretty quick to start infighting), so they could use princess that specializes in war-related issues. RD also loves being praised and that would basically make her leader of the Wonderbolts forever (or at least thousands of years).>Pinkie PieIn both the show and the IDW comics is the only one who can use chaos magic almost as well as Discord (though it messes up her head (even more)). Sounds like someone you want to keep around (after A LOT of training) for handling future chaos-related weirdness, considering how unreliable Discord has been throughout the show. Much like RD she also enjoys others' attention and can the (extra) magic would make it easier for her to bake and throw parties.>FluttershyHas tamed a bunch of extremely dangerous creatures that were considered beyond reasoning, including Discord, the very mad god of chaos. Again, sounds like a skill Equestria would want to keep around. And that would mean animal-loving Fluttershy would also be able to see animals evolve and new species being discovered.The only ones I can't think of anything for of the top of my head are AJ and Rarity. But, in general, eternal youth (or at least being young for thousands of years) is pretty beneficial to most people's personal goals.Also, the Mane Six being around for Twilight would also be beneficial for her, considering the idea is for her to replace the Celestia AND Luna. Those are 2 people with mostly seperate duties, two of which are their respective specialties and we were shown they were struggling, she's 1 and prone to tweaking.
>>43271966>none of them but twilight would find themselves into the role of an alicornCadance literally ascended from defeating some random-ass witch, no Starswirl's notebook, no decade of prep by celestial alicorn, nothing.Also, the old Crystal Princess wasn't an alicorn, so her being descendant/reincarnation of her have no bearing on this.
>>43273036Evolutions sell. Hasbro has learned that lesson well from Transformers and Power Rangers.
>>43273518I still think the fact that Rainbow Power never being used again was a waste. They spent the whole-ass season earning that power. Castle was just a box itself, the main thing inside the box was Rainbow Power.
>>43273575It looked bad.
>>43269684The baby models are ugly and the whole premise of them being super powerful is retarded. That one scene where she was trying to dance the little stuffed bear around with Twilight was kinda cute tho. But anyway, she should make love with mommy and daddy. Yea, nice…
>>43273577They could have "upgraded" it with more power and new looks.
>>43269999>digitsdamn, i must agree
I want to know what she did to get her own stain glass window in Twilight's castle
>>43274401Fucked and cummed.
>>43274401She was born the Queencess’s niece.
>>43269814it was cute watching her fly around and i think it's worth giving a mechanism to her being unnaturally powerful. thedamage was already done with cadence anyway
>>43269684I don't know my thoughts on her, I haven't watched past S2 so I don't know how does she act like in the show.