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>>43286296Real.
>>43286296I know that feel.
>>43286296the mare is more sugoi
>>43286296fake n gay
>>43286296Anonymous in Rainbowshine
>>43286817I'm calling the princess to drop a blazing sunburst on this creature's location
tripfags in equestria
>>43286821Spike, get me the hard cider I hide under my desk and prepare a letter. The stupid monkeyman has unleashed a great horror on Equestria via touching things he shouldn't.....again.Twilight that's the third time this week you've asked me to get your hard cider.Twilight sighs and puts her hooves to her face. I know Spike, I know. Just tell Princess Celestia I need access to the Orbital Friendship Cannon again.
>>43286959>Twilight had run out of hard cider.
>>43286817C'mon Anon, ride the carousel! The experience will leave you renewed!
>>43287150Don't do it. It's a trap. They just want to eat you.
>>43287395Renew!
>>43286959Whoa racist
>>43286296
>>43288693>>43288522No 4chan user is this fit
>>4328898390% of /fit/ does not even lift but I do
>>43289123>"Yes I can. I just did. I said 'yoink' and everything."
>>43289123>You can't boop a guard!>"..Who said you was a guard?"
>>43288846>>43288693You do this enough>>43289123and you will be.
>>43286651Oh wow he's giving her a foal
>>43289203True.
>>43289420Where did he find it though?
>>43288693>Fluttershy: Look at that animal, Anon, it's quite a specimen!Now that I think about it, wouldn't that be reverse zoophilia?
>>43289064The only thing /fit/ lifts are each others dicks so they can suck the balls
>>43290830Oof
>>43286296>be Anon>be in Equestriagoddammit, what the fuck are you doing in there, anon? you son of a bitch, get the fuck outta Equestria right now.you little bastard.
>>43291676
>>43292137This is a good idea for a sad green where Anon has a small photo stand of his picture taped onto photos like these. It can also be a comedy.
>>43291676no
>>43291676Call the ponice
>>43291753>>43292172>>43292443Listen to me. Listen to me. Shut that goddamn thing off.I don't care what you do. You get all that stuff about being in Equestria off of there. Tonight.Do you realize---do you realize something? Let me tell you.If the health department---if Green county---sees those posts that you put on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it?You go get that goddamn stuff off of there, and fast. I'll be up with you all night if I have to.
>>43292598I'm workin' on it!
>>43290183Explain eyes
>>43293776the better to see you with, my dear
>>43293783Don’t like that
>>43294359
>Look, it's my impression of you, Anon!>'Bazed :DD'>'Imblying'
>>43294658
>>43294359>inflation hit Equestria tooDamn
>>43295153>inflation
>>43295217>
>>43295267DOBSON!
>>43294359Oh shit free crust??
>>43294359>Lemme have the steak fajita sub!
>>43294359>Be anon>Get to equestria >Allowed to stay (Celestia can't find a way to get you back, you are not wanted)>Decide to move to ponyville hoping you can meet your waifu applejack>she thinks your weird>get discriminated against because the ponies are afraid of you>have no cutie mark so nopony thinks you are good at anything (you were a middle school teacher on earth)>get job at shitty hole in the wall diner (only place that will hire you)>get payed minimum wage (30 bits a week)>lives in the basement of someponies house>you want to go back to earth so bad>everypony forgot about you or doesn't care anymore>you thought equestria would save your soul... nothing has changed...
>>43296628first time ive done anything like this... hope its ok! someone who is more of a writefag could do something better. If you guys really like it I could try to make something longer...
>>43296628>have no cutie mark so nopony thinks you are good at anything (you were a middle school teacher on earth)So they're right, kek!
>>43296721TEACHERS ARE IMPORTANT OK!!! I'M NOT WASTING MY COLLEGE EDUCATION OK!!!!
>>43296732I totally agree, I'm just talking shit
>>43296628>Oh no everything is still le same in magical horseland :(Uh huh
>>43296822I know its a little played outbut a little played out so it fits
>>43297043fuck i meant to say "im a little played out so it fits" funny ruined baka
>>43296630Go for it
>>43296630it's good, just more of prompt than an actual story. good prompt tho>I could try to make something longerdo eet
>>43297257moonwife would fucking kill you btw
>>43296628>>43297595>>43297733(prep for first time writing moments, don't be mad please!) >You wake up, chains around your hands and feet>The floor is velveteen red surrounded by a pristine white marble>You shake violently terrified>”He’s awake” says one of your captors as they try their hardest to restrain your movement>A colt in golden armor hits you over the head with his hoof, the world dissolves around you>You awaken again with a cold splash of water>You kneel in front of a small flight of stares>You lift your head as fast as you possibly could, as you reach the top of your neck’s arc you feel a horrible strain and pain>Your head immediately falls back down but not before catching a glimpse of a beautiful mare's multicolored flowing hair“WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING”>You scream in terror as you thrash in your chains with all your strength>”Princess should we knock him out aga-” >The guard is cut off by a calm voice, so calm it almost makes you feel safe >”No, he is just scared. You would be too”>She starts to walk down the stairs as your mind desperately tries to make any sense out of what is happening>Midway down she demands the guards back away>You recognize the voice, the hair, even the room feels slightly familiar>When she reaches you she puts out her hoof and lifts up your head gently>You see her face, you couldn’t help but react by trying to jump back>Instantly the guards jump back into action as they grab your arms and hold them tightly against your back>The mare flinches slightly but still keeps her hoof on the edge of your chin“Are you-” >You say half in disbelief and half in terror>You’re cut off>”Celestia, yes”>Suddenly everything clicks into place>A wave of instant relief washes over you as you realize you are talking to princess Celestia>Then almost as quickly your heart drops as you realize you are taking to PRINCESSCelestia!>The princess still lifting up your head breaks the uneasy silence first, with a simple question>”Are you ok”>She continues >”You have been out for days, I’ve been worried sick”>You respond mildly enthusiastically but your apprehensions are clear through the undertone of your answer“I’m doing better now”>The clam doesn’t last long as you start to ask her hurried questions at rapid speed“Where am I”“How did I get here”“Whats going on”>Near the end of your cavalcade of questions your words start to blur together as you get more desperate for any shred of understanding.>She explains to you how you were found laying outside a country train station 2 days ago unconscious and how you were immediately brought to the castle for the best medical care in equestria>”I’m sorry about the chains, we didn’t know how you would react to all of this. >You nod>Even though you have the full story you still are just as confused>You explain to her how you are not from this world, and how in your world all of equestria is just a tv show
>>43298083>You subsequently have to explain what a TV is, and what a TV show is>She seems to understand your situation intuitively, like this wasn’t the first case of this happening. >”We will try to get you back anon”>You tell her you don’t want to go back>Celestia insists, something about fabric of the universe and time >Celestia tells you that while you are waiting you can explore the castle, but you cannot leave>This crushes you, since you were a young man you have wanted to explore equestria and meet the ponies you loved on your screen>You pass the time by staring out the windows of the castle, reading, and trying to talk to ponies. >The days stretch into weeks, then into months>Overtime Celestia visits you less frequently>Until one otherwise bright day a guard pony tells you Celestia requests a meeting in the throne room>The sound of your shoes echo down the length of the room as you walk up to an upset Celestia >You note that even when Celestia is uneasy she still is more elegant than anyone you have ever meet>You stop in front of the throne“You asked to see me”>Celestia answers matter of factly “yes I did”>She hesitates, picking her words carefully “After weeks of study and consulting the best mares and colts in all of equestria, it has become painfully clear that there is no way to send you home.”>She stops abruptly and starts again >”I’m sorry..”>She starts up with her formal royal speech again>”Though as the ruler of all the peoples who reside in equestria I do have a duty and obligation to aid in the creation of a happy life for all residents of my kingdom”>The response sounded canned, like she had said it thousands of times before, possibly so she can keep a straight face while she is upset >”So I will, as an apology, allow you to move anywhere in Equestria">Your eyes shoot open, a gigantic smile grows on your face“PONYVILLE, I WANT TO MOVE TO PONYVILLE!”>You shout the moment Celestia is done with her sentence>”So be it”>Not but 3 days later had you packed up all of your limited possessions and began the trip to ponyville>The entire train ride you were exploding with joy. You couldn’t wait to meet everyone you had adored so thoroughly on your screen for years.>When you arrived the guards unloaded your one small bag and laid it beside you and then just as quickly they returned to the private train Celestia had chartered for you>The engine started to chug as it pulled out of the station, blowing white smoke out of the top“Its like that part in the themesong” you muttered to yourself>You turn around and look at the entirety of the hamlet you had wished to live in for nearly 20 years >The colors on the buildings popped, landmarks stood out in all their glory>from where you were standing you could even see the tips of rarity’s dress shop and the tip of Twilight’s tree>Thoughts of all the amazing thing you would do whizzed around in your head like a tornado >>43298083
>>43298084>Celestia had given you 10000 bits, a sum that she said would be more than enough to help start your life in the small town and you planned to use every bit to create a new amazing life >You had remained remarkably composed your entire time in equestria, you decided to let out all of your joy right now>You made it, you have your dream! You thought to yourself as you ran into the center of ponyville drinking it all in>The good feelings didn’t last long, you soon noticed that the ponies around you looked scared, some even backed away into a run>They had never seen anything like you before, and to an often naive pony you looked like a monster>You had noticed a little strangeness from the ponies in the castle, guards straightening up near you, servants dodging you in the halls, young fillies on schooltrips catching glances and gasping>You dismissed it then as castle etiquette you didn’t fully understand or just fillies being jumpy>Now it was painfully clear, you looked at yourself and at who surrounded you>You were a monster, massive, foreign, and unknown>You pleaded with the ponies around you“I’m not a monster”“I’m nice”“I promise”>These pleas did nothing but make a young colt tear up>With no other option but to run you do >You run into an alley>You dive behind a stack of crates and you start to cry>The darkness of the alley envelopes you cloaking your mind in a deep despair >Then a voice cuts through the inky void around your mind“Now everyone there isn’t nothin to be afraid of” >You instantly recognize it as Applejack >Twilight chimes in>”Don’t worry everypony, princess Celestia sent him here from the castle”She says in a calm voice reassuring everypony that you are in fact nice >Your sadness and embarrassment subsides as you walk out of the dark alley toward the friendly voices “Hello” >You say meekly waving at everypony as you walk up behind Applejack and Twilight >The pair turns around quickly and greets you in return >”Howdy” >Says Applejack earnestly >”Hello, it’s nice to finally meet you”>Twilight says after >”Celestia has written about you quite a few times, anon right?”>You nod>You are in disbelief, you are actually talking to Twilight and Applejack!>”Celestia told us to help you get used to ponyville and equestria outside the castle” >For the rest of the day you were shepherded around town by Applejack and Twilight>You eventually get around to Rarity’s shop, which was much bigger than you ever imagined and much more beautiful >She comes to the door quickly after Twilight knocks >For a moment she seems normal but then when she sees me her entire demeanor changes >She stifles a gasp and quickly says>”SORRY GOT TO GO LEFT THE DRESS JEWEL OVEN THING ON”>She slams the door in Twilight’s face before she was even able to get a word out >You knew why deep down, you looked like a freak in this world of magic and 4 legged life
>To be completely honest with yourself you could also tell that Twilight and Applejack didn’t much want to be here either>Twilight just acted strange…er than usual and Applejack stayed quiet, hardly opening her mouth since you met her>You could tell you weren’t wanted, seeing character you had gotten so close to clearly fear you felt awful>Shortly after you left Applejack told Twilight she needed to talk to her about something immediately in private >Shortly after they got back they decided to call it a night, putting you up in a hotel down the road from Twilight's library>For the next couple of weeks Twilight would come over alone every few days and try to talk, but every interaction felt forced and awkward >Soon the visits stopped almost entirely >With the last time i’ve seen any of the mane 6 intentionally being weeks ago>You don’t blame Twilight>You knew from the start that in this world you would never be anything but a freak >It was your fault for thinking differently>It had been a month since you moved to ponyville>As time passed the only ostracization grew, hardly anypony would talk to you at all, and little fillies were terrified of you>Which didn’t shock you at all, you knew that deep down if the roles were reversed the same or worse would happen to a pony on earth>You have tried many many times to connect with local culture and people but whenever you tried you never felt welcome>The smiles the ponies gave you felt forced and non genuine, Lyra’s always did feel genuine though which you did appreciate >Eventually you just stayed in, read old books, wished for things to be different >The hotel you had been staying at wasn’t cheap>The money Celestia had given you to ‘start a new life’ had almost run out. With only 400 bits left>Not long after arriving to town you tired to get a job at the school>They said that without a cutiemark you weren’t qualified >You explained how you had a teaching degree on earth>They didn’t give a shit>Anyway you knew just as well as them that putting you alone in a room full of fillies and colts would only cause issues >Not to even mention the letters from home>When you were leaving the school ground dejected a couple of the fillies called you a freak beneath their breath, you think you even heard Apple Bloom call me a skinny >Skinny being a new a special slur just for humans, of which there was one>You exhausted all other options in town, everypony gave you some silly response >Pinkie said she would hire you to help throw parties but she said that if she did nopony would come to them>Pinkie was always the best to you>Lyra Heartstrings was tripping over herself to hire you for something, anything!>Sadly her bank account didn’t allow such a thing>Soon enough though some slimeball of a pony which you had never seen before approached you saying that he needed a new employee for his diner after the last kid he hired got his cutie mark>Low on funds and options you had no choice
>>43298087>The pay is awful and you can hardly afford to live>Your dream of going to live in equestria had become a nightmare there was no waking up from>PRESENT DAY "Since I was a little kid I've wanted to be in equestria; live there, work there, make friends and fall in love. It all seemed so perfect from behind the thick glass of the TV" >You wax poetic on the coach in the damp office of the discount therapists office as you shift around in the uncomfortable chair>Paintings of landscapes and flowers decorate the walls, only broken up by the occasional clinical appearing posters about mental health. >As you sit there you can't help but be flooded with memories of your past life on earth. >You remember your husband, friends, and the job you loved with every fiber of your being. >Hot tears roll down your face as you choke up a sorry gasp. >The therapy pony sits there for what feels like a lifetime unable to come up with any words. She has never seen anything like your pain>She lets you cry, against your best interest as your appointment was nearly over. >As the tears subside you sit there for a moment with no words to describe the ache in your heart>Your meeting comes to an end with no real progress. Just like the other 3 meetings, you know your insurance won't cover another.>Your walk through town is just like all of the other ones since you woke up 7 months ago.>Most ponies avoid you>Parents pull their children closer to them and others dip into stores just to not walk past you>Some ponies humor you with a forced smile, occasionally a stiff wave.>But it's nothing you haven't been forced to get used to. >You can't help but feel like a monster as you retreat to your excuse for a home.>You're lucky that somepony was tolerant, or lonely, enough to allow you to live with them. >You never really talked with them much.>The room was small and grey, it obviously was never meant for anypony to live there.>By all means the room wasn't too bad, similar in size to a college dorm, except no roommate.>You giggle a little, then a pang of grief hits you like a brick.>Never did you think you would miss being stuffed into a small room with a random 19 year old.>What you wouldn't do to have that be the case again>You plop down onto the bed, your arms sprayed out of that of an angel. >You sigh deeply >Across the room from you is a chair, a rope, and a letter to Celestia>You think about ending your pathetic life>But then you remember you can't be late for work tomorrow
>>43294359>>43296628>>43296630First ever time I've done anything like this!Took me a few hours and 1 skipped dinner with the senpai but I hope it was worth it!Feedback is welcome, I know 4chan isn't my hugbox but please don't be too mean. This is my first time ever doing anything like this!!!! (image unrelated I just like it!)
>>43298090Always nice to see new blood.
>>43296903Big horse…
>>43298793>”Wheres my cum, twoggles?”
>>43298090It's ok for your first ever green/fic.The pacing is a bit messy and the tone can be inconsistent. For your first ever time writing its pretty good!
>>43298090it's gud. a few grammar mistakes, and sometimes you used first person (me, I) instead of second (you), but I liked it.
>>43299401Yeeeeahhhh I had to force myself to use second a lot. Not what im used to at all! thank you for the kind wordsGonna polish it up and put it on ponepaste maybe idk
>>43299551And now for the True-To-Life-Anonymous In Equestria
>>43299235True love in action. I almost wept.
>>43299585Take it slow and don’t rush, there minute it has to be in second perspective
>>43300361its giving cupcakes but in a cute fun way
>>43299881When the mares that summon you to Equestria make the summoning circle, each one of them will slip "make him tall and buff" and "give him a huge cock-and-balls" runes into the design, not realizing that the other mares also did it. You'll get overdosed on "Prince Charming" magic and end up the superbuff Anon.
>>43300384It's felt.
>>43300696oh... mb
Everybody talks about Anonymous in Equestria,but nobody talks about the Equestria inside Anonymous.
>>43300776fucking true
>>43300776They do, it's called /rgre/
>>43300395based
>>43301136>rgrshit
>>43301136No, "Equestria in Anonymous" would more likely be Futaquestria.
>>43301400>>>/trash/
>>43301402Coward.
>>43301440Yup that's where it's rightfully binned at lmaoOn the cancer board with all the other cancer no other board wants
>>43300776What about the numgets inside Lyra?
>>43301320you're really gonna diss my boi rgre like that
>>43301136>>43301320>>43301400You're all idiots.It's clearly talking about millions of tiny ponies maintaining an Equestrian society within the confines of Anon's flesh.
>>43301803Hi, ja0822ck, how's it going?
>PiE
>>43302154That's PonE, not PiE.Pony on Earth
>>43302154>Pie
>>43302154that horse is my mother, I was raised by that horse
>>43302154Looks more like HiEHorse in Equestria
>>43302154Where's the pie? This is misleading!!!!
>>43302154>Hello, perhaps a moment of your time to talk about our lord & savior Princess Celestia?
>>43301447Hi sunfag! Was wondering where your schizo ass was.
>>43302582>AIEAnonymous Impacted by Equestrians
>>43303174Badumtish
>>43303768looks like ponka took some advice from cadance
>>43303773really took it to heart
>>43304235Holy shit Anon's leg is long!
>>43304256look at his right arm
>>43304235Anon looking like the Charger from L4D2
>>43304235Anon at the beach with his wife and kids. What a good dad!
>>43303768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW7bvwyAqFM
>>43298090very good read, faggot, do more sometime again
>>43305526I'm not very good at anything but I've been loving writing these fics! I have a few in the works and one is most likely coming out tomorrow about evil twilight! I'll tag you!!!Maybe I found my cutiemark
>>43305453lmao
>>43305578Franku in Equestria when
>>43306660>FrankuNEVER
>>43306663did just put one out about evil twi in... believe it or not evil twi thread so
>>43306660never
>>43305578>I'm not very good at anythingnot anymore, congrats!>Maybe I found my cutiemarkeeyup
>>43307418Deserved
>>43307812
>>43298088I'd move out of ponyville or find starlight glimmer
>>43307418why would you do this to her
>>43307418Are there stories about Lyra being as big of a shit as Anon?
>>43307418Why is his bulge bouncing.
>>43309566you're fucking dead
>>43308359>>43307812
>>43309670
>>43309566Weird teeth
parkign
>>43310606>ywn have a hot pegasus in tight spandex crush your head with her equine thighsWhy even live?
>>43311372jej
>>43311372She’s just like me frfr
Noice. Still around.Good
>>43311134changelings are weird
>>43311825Can't kill that which has no life.
haha lol like haha lolz!
>>43311825Lil shid
>>43311372Anonfilly is completely scandalized
>>43313214I miss the snowpony thread
>>43313401I missed the game
>>43313404
>>43313521Anon and Jackie are such a good mashup
>>43313528i agree, i need to draw more but drawing hats is one of my numerous weaknesses
i found old funny from 2014https://ponepaste.org/11966
>>43313528literally
>>43313521Anon with a sister feels like it’d ruin half the fun
>>43314513I think the implication is that he had to put up with her before he got spat out into horseworld, rather than she's there with him.
>>43313521>>43313528haha the appul is horny but won't admit itshe's just like me frfr>>43311825is that fucking >rope?get the fuck outta here nigga
>>43314513>annoying kid sister obsessed with ponies>ends up doing the same thing as a grown man
>>43314627There is no other way!
>>43313532Hats are just a bowl sitting on top of a plate if you really think about it
What would happen if Anon touched poison joke?
>>43316010the joke would be on the poison joke instead
>>43316200>Anon touches poison joke>the field of poison joke turns into a swarm of mini-anons, like in Evil Dead
>>43316010hands turned to hooves. poison joke tends to go after the aspect of yourself that you're most proud of. would probably take away Anon's ability to give ear scritches.
>>43316010It spawns a more ideal version of him just so everyone can compare them.
>>43316714very cute. Don't roll over in your sleep Anon!
>>43316830>Roll over>Wonder what just made that weird squeak noise>Wonder what the hell is touching your back>Sit up and look down>There's a yellow and red pancake glaring up at you
I've been toying with the idea that Anon gets rejected by the mare of his dreams and he self-exiles himself into the royal guard. Still got a lot of questions about it though, just thinking.
>>43316833noooooo!!!!
>>43317196Anon and Bloomie would totally be bros, but Applejack would pester Bloom for hanging around a bad influence.
>>43316714Aw like a little cat
>>43318328I get you do gayboy
>>43317754What does she THINK?
>>43319207that she heard (You) really want to eat pony asshole
>>43317468
>>43319880Horses should be nigger
>>43320434zeebs?
>>43320696It was a typo but it’s funnier like that
>>43314715no u
>Anon, quick, there's no time to lose! We'll take The Spruce Moose, hop in!>"Mr. Cherry-Burns, sir, I-">I SAID 'Hop. IN'.
>>43321430i'd trust her
haha lol
>>43321631oops
>>43298088>when a new villain emerged from the shadows with his eyes on the throne, nobody was surprised to see the "skinny" take his side.>a small handful of ponies was conscientious enough to ask if they could have prevented this, but most simply counted their rejection of you as justified.>the usurper knew of you and came to you specifically, seeing some use for your peculiarities and knowing you'd be an easy recruit.>it was indeed not hard for him to believe you'd want revenge, even though you've never been a terribly good liar.>unfortunately, stabbing him in the back was only done proverbially. you had bided your time well, but after much patient waiting, the best opportunity you could find before it was too late was an outright confrontation.>the details of the fight aren't important, but it seems your foreign structure and opposable thumbs were no curse; probably nobody else could have done it but you.>unfortunately, it was a fight to the death mutually; the evildoer breathed his last before you, but you knew you didn't have much time left. it's okay, there wasn't much remaining for you here anyways...>as you think that, a crowd of ponies who had been cowering moments ago gingerly approach and encircle you.>for the first time, they look at you with something other than animosity. you crack a small smile through the blood, sweat, and dirt.>most seem to choke on their words, seeming to want to thank you but unable to do so, not out of refusal but shame at acting so flippantly after how they had treated you.>one who had been particularly ruthless asks through tears why you would do such a thing after being so thoroughly rejected.>you'd like to answer, but your life force is fading fast. you just give her a look of pure warmth that tells her everything she needs to know, and she breaks down sobbing.>suddenly, a gap in the crowd opens. the princesses had arrived.>they seemed to know that a haughty, self-indulgent congratulations wasn't in order--what reason would you have to see it as any honor anyway? they were here just to humbly offer their gratitude for your act of heroism, for whatever it might have been worth to you.>Celestia formally apologizes and expresses her regret that they would not have the opportunity to properly enact their penitence, but assures you with a bizarre confidence that you would be born again as one of them and given the life you deserved.>you knew all too well that she was just trying to make you feel better. but hey, just seeing her make an effort kind of did.>it's a shame, you think, that you finally got what you always wanted right as you felt your eyelids getting heavy. oh well, you couldn't think of a better way to go. it's a miracle that you could experience it at all...>it's a night of miracles indeed, as not far from there a baby alicorn is conceived. its mane bears a bizarre resemblance to that which is said to have adorned the head of Anon the Hero, who is used as the pony's namesake.
>>43317462YEAH
>>43321180Post Lyra on all fours but with human hands instead of hooves
>>43322287Best I can offer is 50%
>>43322344fuck
>>43322347
>"...Well how WERE you expecting us to look?"
>>43322955“You’re beautiful.”
>>43321859Hi, I'm the person who wrote the original green you replayed too! Firstly I would like to say I'm so happy that someone liked my green enough to make a follow up! I really like the concept of what you wrote! !00% could be turned into something bigger and greater! How often do you write these types of things?
Patron God of Humanity is born in Equestria but because the global population of Humanity is 1 (anon) it just lays on his couch all day and eats his food
