>tfw you finally realize the "Earth Ponies have horrifyingly strong super-muscles" thing also applies to vaginal muscles as well
>>43287858Oh no I don't want to go to Equestria now(?)
>>43287858another thread about sex
i bet their snatches have the same/similar dexterity and manipulable control as a human hand (but like actually not joking) They probably have enough muscular control to flex their pussy forwardward and backward, and thus can jerk your dick off while the rest of your bodies are completely still
>>43287875every thread is about sex if you're horny enough
>>43287885DIAMONDS
>>43287858Also they decide when you're done.
>>43287858You just know Octavia's ass is a cock guillotine
>>43287858Does this mean that unicorns generally have looser, less dexterous vaginas? Maybe they got too lazy using magic to masterbate instead of grabbing a carrot with their pussy lips with enough force to crush it upon orgasm. Leaving pegasi probably somewhere in the middle because they use winghand shenanigans to help with masterbation, but not as assisted as full on magic.
>>43288053Earth ponies have better grip due to the fact that they get a lot of exercise from their fields of strenuous work.While Octavia doesn't do much physical labor, she still exercises a lot and takes care of herself like the Equestrian Psycho she is which is why she's the best fuck
>>43288053I'm not even convinced Unicorns would wink. I would guess they would, but there's no need for it when they can spread pussy telekinetically. I can see them having lost that ability over the course of their evolutionAnal sex/masturbation is far more common in Unicorns for the simple reason they have a 100% sanitary method of doing it and can instantly do it merely by thinking about it. Literally all Unicorns will have experimented with anal at some point just cuz of how easy it is for them.The vast majority of Unicorn stallions are gay/bi for this reason. And lesbianism rates are also greatly higher in Unicorns because they can actually properly penetrate their partner with telekinesis
>>43288028AWOOOOOOGA! OCTAVIA'S ASS UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP EARTH PONY PUSSY UNFFFFFF!
>>43288374>I'm not even convinced Unicorns would walk. I would guess they would, but there's no need for it when they can carry themselves telekinetically.This is how (You) sound like.Clitoral winking doesn't really have anything to do with spreading their pussies for their partner.
>tfw you finally realize the "Pegasi are super fast and intense" thing also applies to their sexual performance as well
>>43288421They also recover quickly. Five minutes and your pegamarewife is fucking your brains out again.
>>43288405can you please stop being an obnoxious bitch on the internet for no reason? maybe try to act like someone that other people actually want to be around, and have conversations with?they would obviously also use telekinesis to guide the dick into the hole if that's what you mean. I wouldn't know, because you chose to reply in a manner that was as unhelpful, bad faith, and uninformative as possible.
>>43288452Mares wink because they're horny. Just like your peanus weanus gets hard when you're horny.But that's not the sole purpose of winking. They also wink when they piss and their vulva is irritated.
Holy shit.
>>43288698
>try to rape an earth mare>get castrated
Maybe earth ponies are just naturally more fertile. Or maybe their strong earth pony pussies are better at squeezing out every last drop of human seed than the other tribes. Maybe it's both. What's certain is your growing family of foals and aching pelvis.
>>43289009>Maybe earth ponies are just naturally more fertile.Well they are the most common race and Appul&Ponk have the most siblings...
>>43289009stallion seed*ftfy
>>43289023>he doesn't want mares to lick his salty skinSad that people like this exist.
>>43288378Also known as the double ass
>>43287885This is my fetish
>>43287858>>43288421okay so what's the unicorn variation of this meme then
>>43287858I thrive under pressure.
>>43287864>Oh no I don't want to go to Equestria now(?)But do (You) still want to be borne into it? Same principle apply.
>>43289612dayum Donk got badonkadonk
>>43290800the ass of the ass
>>43290840Disgusting human ass doesn't belong on a pony
>>43291435That's misanthropic
>>43288452Kek bro is malding
>>43291498want to rub and scritch
>>43292214
>>43292723That's a gigantic hand.
>>43289112Kek
Now imagine a mare who has been breaking rocks her entire life...
>>43293281Is this better
>>43289002>castrateddo you regularly try to rape people by sticking your nuts in their hole?
>>43293362Erf pussy is so strong it can tear your dick along with your nuts away from you.
>>43293314damn now that's a flank
>>43293314this artist is like shadman, his ponies look worse than welost's oversized ass ponies and that's a achievement in and of itself.
>>43288405So. Considering no other animal i can think of winks, why do equines bother with this?
>>43288473This still doesn't explain why wink. Every other animal gets by being horny and pissing without winking.
>>43289002Based.Consent is sexy.
>>43287858She will murder your cock with her ass.
>>43294345At least he draws horsepussy and ponut more anatomically correct than AZ and WeLost
>>43294468Worth it
>>43294574would sip 10/10
>>43294970That ass would conquer me
>>43295027the baDONKadonk
>>43295764The donka rumpa
>>43296114plappable
>>43296658I'd love to hear her moan as I enjoy this certified plapmeat
>>43294396God was feeling rowdy that day and decided to try and make the best possible pussy.
>>43287858What about their assholes
>>43297901
>>43297447dayum now that's an ASS
>>43298409Gifted jenny
>>43298570unf
>>43299137Hnnngh
>>43287858Goddamn it, this thread and the yandere thread are bringing me over to the sex donkey. Fat mare is going to make me buy a Land Rover.
>>43294574Honestly one of the greatest horse pictures I have ever seen
>>43299615She's a donkey
>>43288421True. Pegasus mares fuck like a sewing machine.
>>43299618she's an ass with class
>>43288374>stallions are gay/bi but the mares are just lesbian??? Being lesbian happens when penetration without penis?
>>43300402AND A BIG A-
>>43287858
>>43287875Spbp
>>43301006Artist?
>>43301790Sleepyhoers
Another night/afternoon/three times on weekends at our home.
>>43294345>oversized ass poniesu-unf...
>>43302114Spitfire, Pinkie, Rarity, and Vinyl all fight for the biggest asses in Equestria, excluding Celestia for obvious reasons.
>>43302096>ywn make sweet love to and please Octavia as you both express your love for each otherbros...
>>43302137crazy how only one of those is an earthpony, real genetic freaks in that lineup
>>43302158Geez, calm down, Posey
>>43287858>YEH OLROIT GET A GOOD FACEFUL OF ME MINGE N' TAINT THEN INNIToh be still my heart
>>43302187Love this Britbong donkey like you wouldn't believe
>>43302196>Cam on then luv don't be shoaiy, vere's plen'ee of me arse for you to dote upon.
I want to have sexual intercourse with a female pony from Equestria
>>43302205
>>43302203Tavi would get pregnant overnight and be unable to walk for weeks if she ever spoke to me like that
>>43302208
>>43302293Kinktavia
donkey butt supremacy
>>43302730The jenny goddess
Why is donkey such a slut?
>>43302853Her natural beauty and talent can send any male into a frenzy, driving them to plapping her tight rumpa until they are either physically unable to or pass outIt's hard for her to refuse such satisfaction
>>43302733shiny
>>43304041Like a diamond
>>43305993SEXO
>>43306034>filenameTRVKE
>>43306037BALD! BALD! BALD!
>>43307061Anon thought being turned into a pony would cure his baldnessIn reality, he just had to believe
>>43307678I wanna brush her mane.
>>43308523It is of utmost importance
>>43287858>Compacts metal cans into bullets>Shots fired>I took a shot>I'm fired
>>43308583Always beware, they keep those stored in their cunts in case of self defense Earth ponies will accidentally shoot you if you’re standing behind them and they’re arousedIf you hear a wet ping, that means an earth mare is creaming herself
>>43309203Why is she drawn as a demon in so much art?
>>43310175Succubus
>Cam on, Ingerland!
>>43310693>TFW you invented the word soccer but everyone gives your former colony shit for it
>10 hours agoI can only find so many safe variations of hot grey donkey butt!
>>43311472Slow and steady wins the race
>>43312953Donkotron, set ass to 'stun', disengage safety protocols.
>>43312959*CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK*
>>43312962*CRUNCH*YEEEEOOOOOOOWCH!
>>43312969Do you think she'd come with an artificial womb
>>43314170Yes, (You)
>>43315067
>>43287858You think that's crazy, wait until you hear about the prehensile asshole.
>>43287858>mare can easily overpower you and have her way with you>she’s also a snapper
>>43315396Better not annoy her during sex, her walls can clench pretty hardAnon had to learn it the hard wayhttps://files.catbox.moe/favmye.mp3
>>43317260A taste test may be in order if I'm to confirm this.
>>43317708I'd love to gently lick and caress her thighs, slowly making my way upwards before going in for the main course
>>43318321That is the least pony-looking ass I've ever seen on a pony. Tavi deserves better!
>>43318330How about this
>>43318334OI SEEM TO 'AVE A BI' OF THE SEMEN IN MOI KNICKERS, CHAP
>>43318339Delightful British donkey
>>43318339CAM ON THENAVA' GO AT ME MINGE' IT'S ITCHIN' FOR SOMFIN' PROPER INNIT'DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A POOFTER
>>43319938>*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP*>OI YA FAKKIN CONT, D'YA REALLY FANCY ME CLASSEH ARSE THAT MOCH?"Ah, Octavia! I can't hold it any longer!">YEH, GOWON THEN AN' SHUTE YER SPUNK IN ME PUSSYHOLE YA DISHY WANKER
>>43319973do you 'ave a 'oicense to post this?!
>>43319998WOT ARYA, A BLOODY COPPER?
>>43290391They are all pillow princesses ESPECIALLY the stallions
>>43329209Maid Octy is pure sex, I don't know if she'd ever get her job done though since I'd be unable to resist her double ass
>>43290840
>>43329400Brutal
>>43329420i think they're alright. alive anyway.
>>43329430In that case GIWTWM
>>43329431Yeah.Logically they couldn't survive casual contact with Octavia's rump at that size but we can assume the physics are somewhat forgiving judging by the image. Maybe just because they're ponies, a real world human like you might not fare so well.Maybe you'd be fortunate enough for her to notice you before something permanent happened.
>>43329471Fuck it, you only get one death and I'll be damned if it isn't by getting crushed by a fat, delectable donka rumpa
>>43289112the beast with 2 butts
>>43329489The ass with a big ass and a double bass
>>43329480it's a good way to go out, sat on by one of our divine and beloved equestrian mares.
>>43329505The best way, and it's not even close.It's like being smitten by a goddess
>>43329513Do you often ponder about largeponers, Anon?
>>43329657Not really but I don't mind it if it's the sexy donk
>>43294519Don't listen to this fag >>43294345.This kind of people want just attention.>"Hey, look! i clop to very anatomically correct ponies!"At the end of the day they're just cloppers and not more significant than people clopping to less anatomically correct stuff.
>>43329775>t.Maranium
>>43329777It's never grosser than Parumpi's ponies.
>>43329846>Parumpi>Look him upAh. He's one of those.
>>43288452>can you please stop being an obnoxious bitch on the internet for no reason? maybe try to act like someone that other people actually want to be around, and have conversations with?you're either an extremly effeminate dude or an foid, no other optionthis is exactly like how stupid cunts used to talk back when i was in highschool, the prose is too obvious
>>43291498
>>43329853Tavi can't be gross, it would be like a square circle
>>43329859Why the FUCK would you take her spinal column, you sick fuck?
>>43329853
>>43329853I regret bringing him up, now i gotta wash my eyes with acid.
>>43287858>"Earth Ponies have horrifyingly strong super-muscles" But that's just a headcanon to begin with
>>43330459You really think they'll explicitly state that? When they can't even make the difference between a flank and a group. Come on that's basic horse anatomy.
>>43306037me on the top
>>43330520Donkey domination
>>43329938>now I gotta wash my eyes with acid
>>43329853I used to like him more when the asses were still huge, but not hyper sized. but he's improved in shading and other avenues, and it doesn't mean I don't check his twitter every day to see if there's something new lol
>>43331441Sex
>>43287875We get it, you took HRT and chopped off your hunk and now can't get it on anymore and now wants to take revenge on everyone younger who wasn't dumb enough to fall for all the psyops like a sitting duck (you). Skip to the part where you join the 41% already, the rope is free.
>>43330528we all love a good octavia
>>43332367I love a bad Octavia too
>>43332381So that's what she's storing in that fat butt of hers
>>43332384One might wonder how she carries all that metal that's larger than her in volume but they forget her superior donkey muscles
>>43307061>>43307065anon cummed so hard inside of Octavia he became bald in the process, worth it!
>>43336275A small price to pay for heavenly donkey plapping
I can no longer contain my ape urges around this abundance of ass ass
>>43344066The double ass is a true plap magnet
>Another donkeybutt threadTHIS BURRO BOTTOM IS MAKING A HARD CASE FOR SOME PLAPPING
>>43346840I've been clopping to Octavia's ass for so many days that I've lost count
plap her
>>43346896Fucking UNF
cor blimey!
>>43346853
>>43348915Bloody mental!>>43349532Such a refined mare
>>43349532>>43349541I like this 'Cheers!' donkey (please disregard filename)
>>43350996Omg hi Bon Bon!
>>43350996I must agree
Octavia is so pretty..
>>43353180
>>43352972Holy shit that's ug-->TroonTheBatAh.
>>43353599Cute ass>>43353608Oi oi fishe n' chips
