>tfw you finally realize the "Earth Ponies have horrifyingly strong super-muscles" thing also applies to vaginal muscles as well
>>43287858Oh no I don't want to go to Equestria now(?)
>>43287858another thread about sex
i bet their snatches have the same/similar dexterity and manipulable control as a human hand (but like actually not joking) They probably have enough muscular control to flex their pussy forwardward and backward, and thus can jerk your dick off while the rest of your bodies are completely still
>>43287875every thread is about sex if you're horny enough
>>43287885DIAMONDS
>>43287858Also they decide when you're done.
>>43287858You just know Octavia's ass is a cock guillotine
>>43287858Does this mean that unicorns generally have looser, less dexterous vaginas? Maybe they got too lazy using magic to masterbate instead of grabbing a carrot with their pussy lips with enough force to crush it upon orgasm. Leaving pegasi probably somewhere in the middle because they use winghand shenanigans to help with masterbation, but not as assisted as full on magic.
>>43288053Earth ponies have better grip due to the fact that they get a lot of exercise from their fields of strenuous work.While Octavia doesn't do much physical labor, she still exercises a lot and takes care of herself like the Equestrian Psycho she is which is why she's the best fuck
>>43288053I'm not even convinced Unicorns would wink. I would guess they would, but there's no need for it when they can spread pussy telekinetically. I can see them having lost that ability over the course of their evolutionAnal sex/masturbation is far more common in Unicorns for the simple reason they have a 100% sanitary method of doing it and can instantly do it merely by thinking about it. Literally all Unicorns will have experimented with anal at some point just cuz of how easy it is for them.The vast majority of Unicorn stallions are gay/bi for this reason. And lesbianism rates are also greatly higher in Unicorns because they can actually properly penetrate their partner with telekinesis
>>43288028AWOOOOOOGA! OCTAVIA'S ASS UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP EARTH PONY PUSSY UNFFFFFF!
>>43288374>I'm not even convinced Unicorns would walk. I would guess they would, but there's no need for it when they can carry themselves telekinetically.This is how (You) sound like.Clitoral winking doesn't really have anything to do with spreading their pussies for their partner.
>tfw you finally realize the "Pegasi are super fast and intense" thing also applies to their sexual performance as well
>>43288421They also recover quickly. Five minutes and your pegamarewife is fucking your brains out again.
>>43288405can you please stop being an obnoxious bitch on the internet for no reason? maybe try to act like someone that other people actually want to be around, and have conversations with?they would obviously also use telekinesis to guide the dick into the hole if that's what you mean. I wouldn't know, because you chose to reply in a manner that was as unhelpful, bad faith, and uninformative as possible.
>>43288452Mares wink because they're horny. Just like your peanus weanus gets hard when you're horny.But that's not the sole purpose of winking. They also wink when they piss and their vulva is irritated.
Holy shit.
>>43288698
>try to rape an earth mare>get castrated
Maybe earth ponies are just naturally more fertile. Or maybe their strong earth pony pussies are better at squeezing out every last drop of human seed than the other tribes. Maybe it's both. What's certain is your growing family of foals and aching pelvis.
>>43289009>Maybe earth ponies are just naturally more fertile.Well they are the most common race and Appul&Ponk have the most siblings...
>>43289009stallion seed*ftfy
>>43289023>he doesn't want mares to lick his salty skinSad that people like this exist.
>>43288378Also known as the double ass
>>43287885This is my fetish
>>43287858>>43288421okay so what's the unicorn variation of this meme then
>>43287858I thrive under pressure.
>>43287864>Oh no I don't want to go to Equestria now(?)But do (You) still want to be borne into it? Same principle apply.
>>43289612dayum Donk got badonkadonk
>>43290800the ass of the ass
>>43290840Disgusting human ass doesn't belong on a pony
>>43291435That's misanthropic
>>43288452Kek bro is malding
>>43291498want to rub and scritch
>>43292214
>>43292723That's a gigantic hand.
>>43289112Kek
Now imagine a mare who has been breaking rocks her entire life...
>>43293281Is this better
>>43289002>castrateddo you regularly try to rape people by sticking your nuts in their hole?
>>43293362Erf pussy is so strong it can tear your dick along with your nuts away from you.
>>43293314damn now that's a flank
>>43293314this artist is like shadman, his ponies look worse than welost's oversized ass ponies and that's a achievement in and of itself.
>>43288405So. Considering no other animal i can think of winks, why do equines bother with this?
>>43288473This still doesn't explain why wink. Every other animal gets by being horny and pissing without winking.
>>43289002Based.Consent is sexy.
>>43287858She will murder your cock with her ass.
>>43294345At least he draws horsepussy and ponut more anatomically correct than AZ and WeLost
>>43294468Worth it
>>43294574would sip 10/10
>>43294970That ass would conquer me
>>43295027the baDONKadonk
>>43295764The donka rumpa
>>43296114plappable
>>43296658I'd love to hear her moan as I enjoy this certified plapmeat
>>43294396God was feeling rowdy that day and decided to try and make the best possible pussy.