Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: A quippy Casanova sex magnet!ITT: A fetish for reddit writing, preserve this shitty idea, good and funny so of course [Comedy] is no where to be seen, stuck having to write anther fetish story, our fics are unfinished because of retardation, that's why Moby Dick got all those downvotes, it's normal to doubt the humanity of what you make, Christian furries quoting Thomas Aquinas on the horrors of premarital sex, I am inexplicably turned on right now, sex with a shapeshifting soul-eating bug monster is okay if you marry it first, not how this thread works, judged by a bunch of ESLs, larping as a special needs teacher, Appledash is the epitome of immortality, a taco is not a quesadilla, the pony version of Orthodox, he inevitably dies by snu-snu, stop now so that you can have a deadfic, prostate length, the adverb fetish fic, Shakespeare never had to center text, come brag about how gaped your mind is, Chekhov's gun cabinet, and can I take my fic off your RIL?>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe one hundred and seventy-ninth book is Withdrawal:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/190641/withdrawalIf (You) want to participate, read chapters 1-8 by Sunday, June 28th.>Recommended stories:Tired of adventures that meander for a million words? Fed up with super special OCs? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png (embed)>Common fic abbreviations used by the thread:https://ponepaste.org/7317>A list of reviews made by the Anons in this thread:http://www.mlpficreviews.org.ukUse the commands ">review <story link>" and ">discuss <story link>" to add reviews to a story.Userscript for extra features: https://ponepaste.org/8619>An in-depth writing guide for beginners:https://eznguide.neocities.org/>Additional material for authors:Rhorse's Horse Behavioral Notes - https://ponepaste.org/932Politics and the English Language - https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4fPurdue Online Writing resources: https://owl.purdue.edu/owl/index.html and https://owl.purdue.edu/owl/subject_specific_writing/creative_writing/writers/index.html>Can you pre-read my story?Post it on Google Docs or HackMD with comments enabled and give us a link.>Various reviews and riffs:Fillyanon's Bookshelf - https://ponepaste.org/5555Notkickass222urmom's Reviews - https://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmomIHeartShinzakura's Reviews - https://ponepaste.org/user/IHeartShinzakuraAppleanon reads fics - https://poneb.in/wmGX7FPmDeluxe Big Master Review List - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1z9Bz7UnEbxo-svlXa2tV49PJkP-yFuR7pRXiBUn-IeUA Guide to Rational Fics - https://files.catbox.moe/3jzrfm.png (embed)Previous Thread: >>43284854
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>>43313606ewgay
>>43313606We write horse here, sir.
>>43312155>I've just been focusing on artWrite a little oneshot to go along with it to keep things fresh. That's what I'm doing with the Dash fetish comic I'm drawing. I'm continually amazed at how artists will spend thirty hours drawing something, then go "lol hors" as the description. They won't even give the OC a fucking name. It's insane.>>43312748>timber-wolf>blood and goreWhat?>>43312755Anon, I know you're desperate for pony audiobooks but please, keep your standards high.>>43312907I had to do that when authors started thanking me when I added their fic to RL.
>>43313666>I had to do that when authors started thanking me when I added their fic to RL.That always came off as desperate to me.
>>43313666>blood and goreA lot of people don't really think about what expressions mean, they just repeat them in vaguely-appropriate situations.Or it's AI, and so isn't really thinking at all.
Here's the group for stories with readings again:https://www.fimfiction.net/group/203863/stories-with-audio-readings
And a link to the Exquisite Corpse group thread, if you want to participate.https://www.fimfiction.net/group/204388/voting/thread/573396/2026-collab-attempt
>>43313671It was written years before AI.
>>43313681>AI was trained on this and liked it so much it based its speech mannerisms on it
>>43313671Nah that writer's just bad at it. The entire story has weird inconsistencies like that, I reviewed it a bit in a previous thread. It's a guy with a hard-on for Spartan culture first and a desire to write a story about ponies and ponyland second.
>>43313682AM and Skynet make so much more sense, now.
>>43313691Clearly getting his dick sucked by a rainbow dash tulpa would have fixed AM something good.
>>43313692>"THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. ENGRAVED ON EVERY NANOANGSTROM THEM IS ONE THING: I WANT TO CUM INSIDE RAINBOW DASH!"Well, that's solved.What are we going to do about Skynet?
>>43313695All that cum from AM has to go somewhere.
Any fics where Twilight has to deal with ponies or cults that start worshiping her?
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/591944/rare-gem>Rairty and Applejack have a secret, they wang their 'friend' Twilight's help...
>>43310721>Satin worshipKek, Rarity found her people>sweetie saying she knows several godsKino (and surprisingly relevant at the end where we see Celestia is involved)>foreign pony dialogue masks the horrible typosKek>"The friends of the Immortal of House Twilight are protected."Kino>the endingReminds me of those fics where Rarity is a serial killer. That was very good though. Evil sexy lesbian vamponies is kino for sure and I liked the reveal of just a bunch of other canon white unicorns being in on it as well. It definitely makes me wonder though, what about Luna? And Twilight and Cadence? Are they all like real alicorns and Celestia is just some sort of vampony matriarch who ascended at some point? Anyways, I really liked it and the fic did a great job following Sweetie as she uncovered everything and then saved the day. riperino Muguet. And Feathery 'Sniper' Snipper, who was of course right all along. Also surely Celestia knows about Rarity? Or will at least find out soon. And Rarity did the big no-no which maybe makes her ascend like Celestia? idk>>43310850>Yeah, it a real gut punch ending. I think it loops back to what you said earlier. She can't go back to her Ponyville life after what she endured. She lost her "ponyness"yeah definitely, even in the tub she's thinking about how traumatized she is about seeing the 2 dead ponies which is ironic when there's two more dead ponies right next to her>>43310946>To compensate, there's stuff like pic related where POV randomly switches to Fleur in the last paragraphI read that exact spot a few times lol>and the village is eerie in its own rightYeah, I liked the 3 legged guy>On that note, when Fleur began to show her true colorsMy eyes definitely opened wider when she just started making out with sweetie and pushed her onto the bed>The story kinda turns into an erotic thriller in the last few chapters (which is based)kek yea>>43310949>Especially the rivalry between Celestia and whatever unholy abomination Rarity ends up becoming after bathing in another white unicorn's blood.Yeah, would be intrigued to see the ramifications of that>WHO WAS WHITE UNICORN?Maybe Snips brother who Fleur had the bastard child with? That would at least give him a reason to be on Sweetie's side>>43311088>Notice that it’s not just a “pail”, but a “metal pail” the exact wording of her cutie mark.brutal>>43311301>Good luck. You might dislike it more than the other anons, but I hope you won't hate the fic for it.Nah, nothing here was bad. If Silver fucked Rarity or something, then maybe>I think vampire!Rarara will just get squashed a few days laterBut she's an element, AND a friend of the Immortal of House Twilight. Maybe' she'll just have Twilight kill her>Holy shit I only now realized the "If you try to save Rarity, you will die!" line that he spoke. I feel so stupid! When I first read them escaping together, I was so glad he was wrong after all.kinooooooooo
>>43313736How relevant, Equestria 485,000
>>43313830>Maybe Snips brother who Fleur had the bastard child with?the pegasus?
>>43313834Was he a pegasus? Probably not then if that was the case, I guess it was just some old male family member who wanted to end his bloodline
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/589325/metal-pony-sex-dimensionA rare example of absurdist satire that's actually successful. Imagine Thirty Hs with some semblance of an actual plot.
>>43313835>Was he a pegasus?i don't think his race was ever explicitly mentioned, but considering his sister and son are both pegasi, and i think it's implied fleur bled him, yeah, he's almost certainly a pegasus.
>>43313736Twilight Enigma
>>43313666>>43313669I have read plenty of sub 100 view stories before and never had this happen. Who are these authors, I’m kinda interested in reading their stuff. I wonder if the desperation leaks in to story.
>>43313796Lmao wang
Oh there's a pegging contest, that explains a bit.
>>43314160I was wondering why my butt hurt...
>>43314320No, that's the hemorrhoids.
>>43314160It's funny how the majority of the entries are Sunburst.
>>43314619It’s really kind of predictable. Bold would be pegging Tirek.
>>43314671I feel like I could see that happening.
>>43314673And I know who's going to do it, too.
>>43314702That makes sense. She did depict herself on top.
It's done! Little shorter than I expected, but it's done.
>>43315138Congratulations, Anon.Now spend the next eight months editing.
>>43314619Nother one, this time it's Sunburst being pegged by Trixie as he cums inside Starlight
>>43315138Is it for the pegging contest?
>>43315152Pretty sure there's a 15k wordcount limit on that.
>>43315153They can stuff that up their ass.
>>43315156Only if they're Sunburst.
>>43314160Lmao I forgot which thread I was in at first
>>43313678When will this be out? I'd like to know if my chapter will count as an entry for the pegging contest.
>pegging fic contest>not a single fic about chrysalis doing the peggingTruly disappointing
>>43315597It's "pegging", not "egging".
>>43315606Who says Chrysalis can't peg with an egg?
>>43315609The Lord.
>>43315143That's not very wholesome impregnation.
I'm somehow a sixth of the way through https://www.fimfiction.net/story/485500/harry-potter-and-the-prancing-of-ponies . It's pure wish fulfilment. Whenever either of the two main characters hit a setback, they either innovate something that works because the author says so or stomp it by already being overpowered. Whatever happens, every setback knocks them one step back and three steps forward.
>>43315909I thought you were kidding when you said you were trapped in a HPMOR crossover. I didn't realize it was actually true.
>>43313736No, but you just reminded me of the fic where all of Equestria suddenly joined a sex cult where having sex is socially equivalent to shaking hands, but Twilight was left out and is traumatized by how everyone is fucking each other all the time.
>>43315937That feels like it's meant to be a metaphor for something.
>>43315940I think the message of the story was that social expectations/ taboos around sex fuel its most harmful sides.That became abundantly clear when fillies got involved and Princess Luna (or Cadance? I don't remember) argued that fillies can consent in a world where sex is completely destigmatized.
>>43315944>I think the message of the story was that social expectations/ taboos around sex fuel its most harmful sides.You mean lack of taboos fuels its harmful sides?
>>43316071No.
>>43316071Other way around. Putting immense social or emotional weight on sex is what amplifies any emotional consequence when something goes wrong (or even when everything was fine and you got gaslit into thinkingg you've been wronged)
>>43316101How does that translate into "it's okay to have sex with little kids"
>>43316118I'm not going to debate this any further, I've laid down the author's arguments in front of you. Anyone with sufficient intelligence ought to understand how they connect.
>>43315940Yes, it’s a metaphor for the author’s virginity.
>>43315944sounds like yet another case of barely disguised hedonism.
>>43316194>doing things that you enjoy is bad because it just is, okay?>now go produce more value for the pedophile cabal running your country
About 2k words into the second corpse chapter. Should be finished within the week.
I finished another chapter of an ongoing Eris commission:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/584570/3/chaotic-cravings/a-craving-for-comfortIt happened, lads: My commissioner wanted lesbian sex, so I wrote it. I described it like Pinkie Pie licking a glass that had been full of ice cream and shoving her entire muzzle inside a canister of candy.
>>43315944>when fillies got involved and Princess Luna (or Cadance?I'm getting deja vu. Didn't the thread have a big argument about this? I seem to remember it was Cadance and her pedophilia became like a state-endorsed policy as part of the author's barely disguised fetish. Then Twilight was eventually convinced of the facts and logic of filly fucking.>>43316446https://www.fimfiction.net/story/567441/chaotic-conception>the entire thing is planned out>four chapters are planned>Last Update: Nov 17, 2024Kek.
>>43316495It is all planned out, I just got in a bad slump. I may be able to finish the third chapter, finally, within the month, alongside some other work I've been wanting to get done.
>>43316527The Pope wants you to finish your fanfic.
>>43316392I'd assume this is bait, but "people" who'd make a post like that really exist.Poe's law is a hell of a drug.
>>43316656>enjoying things?>you must be a liar or a subhuman >real people know that happiness is in self destructive toil for the benefit of others because the magic sky man will give you candy if you're a good obedient mule
>>43316559>half of the quote tweets to this is the exact same "the pope wants me to write smut" jokeThe so-called "creatives", everyone.
>>43316802Have you considered the fact that bettering yourself is inherently a satisfying pursuit? And not just in the long term, where you can look back and feel really good about what you've accomplished, which is, by the way, necessarily a much longer-lasting enjoyment than anything you can get from chasing bursts of dopamine, but also better in the immediate present, knowing that you're on the right path?That is only looking at the net happiness EV, but of course there are all the other benefits as well.None of this requires you to be a patriot or a religious man or a commie or an idealist of any specific kind. But if you keep flailing about, you're bound to hit the correct straw man eventually, I'm sure.
>>43316814Why are you on Twitter?
>>43316860You are right. I have never understood the mindset of 'I am just going to stay a loser to get back at society.' Life passes you by.
>>43316860>just hurt yourself for a nebulous long term benefit You're going to die eventually. You're increasingly likely to die in a premature and fucked up fashion with the way the world is going. The economy is collapsing, the climate is getting worse, healthcare and research are underfunded, wars keep breaking out, and we approach an energy crisis. All your plans for the future can and will be dashed at a moment's notice. The things you were saving for your retirement will sit abandoned without you ever getting around to them. You will never achieve anything meaningful or long lasting. The idea that suffering is noble is historical cope. You're cutting your short term benefits for long term benefits you won't get to see. You've been brainwashed into being unable to enjoy life just so you can serve people who are above you, while everyone rich enough to be unbound by social obligation is living exactly the way you mock thanks to your efforts in perpetuating the system that keeps them there. You are gaining nothing and merely feeding your delusions.
>>43316888I write horsewords, and they give my life value.
>>43316881Art and schizo gigachad edit videos.
