This horse masturbates to romcoms
>>43351245SLUT
>>43351273Anon, she's married.
>>43351245>This horse masturbates to romcomsNow that I think about it, she's probably masturbating to those corruption H-games. You know, the ones where you slowly turn the female protagonist into a dirty slut. >>43351382Exactly. A married slut.
>>43351390>She jacks off to pornis way less interesting than>She jacks off to cheesy, lovey-dovey, romance schlock
>>43351245I hate Cadance so much it's unreal
>>43351400>She jacks off to cheesy, lovey-dovey, romance schlockWell, I don't know, I think it's boring.
>>43351404>HI ANON! YOU'RE MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER!
>>43351406I'm going to cockslap that smug face.
>>43351406I'm going to kill you
>>43351405Well, I think her just jacking off to neighponese hentai like everypony else is boring. I think it's funnier if cheesy romance and lovey-dovey nonsense makes her squashsoup like a pressure washer. You can't take her to a diner because she'll need a mop bucket if she spots a first date between awkward teens.
>>43351245
>>43351415>Well, I think her just jacking off to neighponese hentai like everypony else is boringYou don't get it. The whole point is that she's a married mare who looks all prim and proper, but she's playing a corruption porn game and actually getting a kick out of it. It's all about immorality and that burning feeling of the forbidden.
>>43351429that sounds basic and boring and cliche as shit. at this point, normal married candy is more interesting than LE SECRET PORN ADDICT
>>43351431Well, to each their own, I suppose.
>>43351429>that burning feeling of the forbiddenI wish my tastes were still so vanilla
>>43351409>>43351413You can't do that to the Princess.
I wanna hang out with Cadance and joke about all the ponies we'd both totally be compatible with if we just asked. I feel like she'd enjoy someone shipping her so long as it's clearly done in jest.
>>43351382>he thinks married couples don't masterbateYou might be lucky by being such an ignorant permavirgin
>>43351501>You can't do that to the PrincessWatch me.https://u.pone.rs/nuatgljz.png
>>43351245>romcomsI've never heard this word before
>>43351620You have to be 18 or older to be here.
>>43351623I'm 22
>>43351628>HI 22! I'M CADANCE!
>>43351245I masturbate to this horse.
>>43351429>she's playing a corruption porn game and actually getting a kick out of it.Thats way different than getting off to lovey dovey romcoms.
>>43351661>lovey dovey romcoms.As the Princess of Love, she sees things like this every day. She craves something new, something taboo.
>>43351245...What's wrong with that?
>>43351712That's how she ascended. Imagine getting immortality & godhood because you fetish was so niche
>>43351536>https://u.pone.rs/nuatgljz.pngI like that expression. It's a shame it's AI.
>>43351501I don't care. I'm going to destroy the very concept of love.
>>43351737>The Slut-dance Poster mindset
>>43351245Honestly, same.>>43351709Does she really? I imagine real love between ponies would be rather messy. With a different flavor of messy from the romcoms' messy. Shut up, you know exactly what I mean. Imagination always differs from the real deal in a specific, if hard to precisely single out verbally, way.
>>43351750>If you hate x you must be yI'm going to kill the concept of this too
>>43351759>Doesn't even deny it
>>43351750>The Slut-dance Poster mindsetThat's not me.
>>43351767Read between the lines you knuckledragger. This will be my final reply to you.
>>43351780>This will be my final reply to you.Now you're just lying.
>>43351709>She craves something new, something taboo.Well no, you do. That's like arguing that Twilight's bored of friendship.
>>43351245>this thread
>>43351758>With a different flavor of messy from the romcoms' messy.Of course there's a difference, but I don't think it's that big. Romcoms won't be anything fundamentally new for her. It's like different ways of preparing the same dish. The methods are different, but the dish is still the same. But anything that goes against her ideals can have a profound effect on her and trigger a strong reaction. Which is exactly why, in my headcanon, Cadance is secretly a very, very slutty, naughty mare.Plus, it's my fetish. >>43351799>Well no, you do.Well, yeah, that's just my headcanon. But Cadance isn't really developed as a character, who knows what might be going on inside that pink head of hers. >That's like arguing that Twilight's bored of friendship.But if you think about it realistically, considering that alicorns are immortal or simply live for a very long time, she’ll probably eventually get bored of friendship.
>it's yet another "cadance is an infidelity whore that fucks around with ziggers" threadYawn. Get new material.
>>43351924I tried, the ntr fetishists just couldn't help themselves
>>43351245I masturbate/fap/goon to this pink horse princess.
>>43351245She clops to hentai about ending up together with your childhood friend.
>>43351924>with ziggersNah, with me or (You). There isn't a single mention of ziggers in this thread.
>ntr garbage>>>/trash/
>>43351984It's all that fucking pink slut's fault. There's something about Cadance's design that just screams "SLUT". That's why she attracts people with certain fetishes.
>>43352046She clops to that one purification doujin where the slut becomes a happy loving wife.
>>43352059Which kind of purification?
>>43352070No dick-based purification, it's all lovey dovey.
>>43351778Sauce for uncropped?
>>43352047Anon, I...
>>43352319Here you go. https://derpibooru.org/images/3821139
>>43351737You shouldn't do that. You should try to understand it instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNy_retSME0
>>43352466>uncslop
>>43351405Now post the one with shining joining in
>>43352496I pity you.
>>43352527>EmpathyEven more uncslop
>>43352527I don't think about you at all
>>43352416Whuff. Thanks.
>>43351245>Vanilla romance fetishwew
>>43352059I'm intrigued. Link?
>>43352539Of course not, your mind is empty. Filled with nothing but coomer nonsense.
>>43351245SHE'S JUST LIKE ME FR
>>43352047I can't cum 100 times in a single day. Not even in a single week. I'm sorry, princess.
>>43351245But how would Shining Armor react to knowing she jerks herself off to someone other than him?
>>43353211>I can't cum 100 times in a single dayShe's the Princess of Love. She has a whole bunch of different spells to keep you going. >>43353219>But how would Shining Armor react to knowing she jerks herself off to someone other than him?That's okay, Shining is used to this kind of stuff.
>represents 1/4 of all ntr porn in fandomway to go, princess gapedance
Reminder. Faust wanted to canonically call Cadance something like Hotpink Slut or something.
>>43353370>represents 1/4 of all ntr porn in fandomJust look at her design, it's only natural.
