Pity Date EditionPrevious Edition: >>43331371 Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsThread question: What is the fastest way to a mare's heart?
>>43392544>What is the fastest way to a mare's heart?through her tits
>>43392544Still waiting for the next post of Anon's time with Waxy.Another big juicy mango to tempt that batpone out.
>>43392554Near her hind legs?
>>43392544Any updates on The Long And Short of It and the Sunburst green?
>carries around a tahnok with herWhere has she been all my life?
>>43393005God I wish Spitfire would boop the shit out of me
>>43392995Anon, I...
https://youtu.be/g-HpaCcvpxE?list=RDg-HpaCcvpxE
>>43392544That theory is just crazy enough to work.
>>43393002The fact you know that bionicles name proves how autistic you are
>>43393403The fact you know that's even a Bionicle proves how autistic you are
>>43393403>>43393415bionicle autism inflation is a serious issue
>YOU AUDACIOUS AUTIST MARE!>YOU'RE BUTCHERING MY LORE!
>>43393037I guess we're for the long and short of it then?
>>43393849AoStH Robotnik ends up in RGREquestria. What happens?
>>43393961I look at you in confusion, not knowing what "AoStH" means.
>>43393969>posts Robotnik from that showBased retard PINGAS
anyone have link to the new thread list?
>>43393976Look, buddy, I never caught the sonic'tism.
>>43393849based and eggpilled
>>43394001>Dr Julian Ivo R-R-R-R-Robotnik in RGRE>Forced to take a vacation ('some stallion time') when mares see his tireless efforts to turn Sonic into kitty litter
>>43393005This Maretocracy has gone too far
>>43392544>Unrepentantly, unapologetically autistic mare that somehow knows about bioniclesFuck yes, that's the stuff, somepony's getting her belly rubbed silly tonight...
>>43394502>She's so autistic that she really dislikes the touch.And the monkey paw curls...
>>43392564Wahat dis? >>43370770Waxy died on her way to the next tread,Anon's story killed herMangos can't resurrect the dead.
>>43394541Fuck I'm retarded and dyslexicI meant this one?https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43262273/#43306010
>>43393998https://ponepaste.org/11959
>>43394812ty, too bad its never in the op
>>43394502>Belly rubbing Slut
>>43393005>MAKE SAND MY WICH
>>43392544Never visited this thread but>Pity Date EditionWhat do you mean. She's a big old dork! Even if her references are 2 new for my ancient ass it's charming. This isn't a pity date, this is a proper date.
>>43392544Is that image based off something?
This scenario is like a monkey paw wish for a mare in RGRE.>>43395115On one hand, all the dick you want, on the other, condemned to a life of nonstop pregnancy.
>>43395153That’s quite the bottle cap.
>>43395153I liked my version of that with Sombra better
>>43394541I can't believe Waxy is fucking dead.Guess Anon is Applejack's bitch now.
>>43394920
>the only thing worse than a stallion that can't cook is one that enables and replicates the bad eating habits of bachelorette mares
>>43392564>>43394541>Mangos can't resurrect the dead.Maybe they can?Here's another, it's worth a try.
>>43396085LEND ME YOUR MANGOS!