You just met a strange new pony called "Golden Feather" and she's very nice, she knows a lot about the history of Equestria, have a good sense of humor, insists that Celestia is clearly the best princess, and really enjoys a good cake.Would you go on a date with her?
>>43403472What's her opinion on plastic bags
>>43403472i can't because i'm on my way to ask celestia out on a date
>>43403472AWOOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH GOLDEN FEATHER UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!!
>>43403472>Would you go on a date with her?Not interested in humiliation rituals
>>43403472I would call her a bad OC with shit taste in princesses (Luna is obviously far superior).
>>43403472I immediately start going on about how Luna is way prettier and less fat than her sister.
>>43403497BASED
>>43403495>>43403497>>43403504Why are you talking about worst pony?
>>43403507nobody mentioned rarity though?
>>43403497
>>43403518kek
>>43403518WORTH IT
>>43403507I didn't say anything about Pinkie Pie.
So Celestia sometimes transforms to live a day as a normal pony and get laid with clueless hot mortal stallions?
>>43403573Sometimes, if you are a nice stallion, she breaks the spell when you are cumming inside her
So if Luna tried the same how she would look like? the same but blue?
>>43403472Yes.
>>43403578How would she behave among ponies in her earth pony form?
>>43403472>rape
>>43403789I don't think you'll get very far, anon
>>43403803If you take her necklace away, she gets trapped in this form.
>>43403472why is this even a question? of course I would. could go for a home run too
>>43403472why is there no art of her being raped?
>>43403476And nutella!
>>43403894Good idea, I'm gonna start right away on drawing her getting raped as a filly
>>43403789>>43403894how are you raping her and surviving the fallout that is coming later
>>43403910is prince blueblood raping her haha incest
>>43403925he's getting turned into stone and then sent to the moon at the same time after all the deed is done
>>43403910NO>>43403921Just take off her necklace, tie her up really tight, and throw the necklace into a very deep dark cave. Or you use the necklace to change your appearance after you finish, and run away.
>>43403925Not a bad idea! He's definitely a foalphile so it fits too
>>43403930Damn getting sent to Luna? Luxury incest package.
>>43403939>Just take off her necklace, tie her up really tight, and throw the necklace into a very deep dark cave.Anon... Luna KNOWS Celestia went away turned into a pegasus, she's aware of her fake persona, and eventually she's going to find out what you did, or tell Twilight and she will find out, and remember that Twilight and their friends have plot armor on their side.
>>43403944Then go with the second option.
>>43403910>>43403939YES
"Boo--YEEOWTCH!!!"
>>43403472Yeah, maybe we'll even get into some mischief and get in trouble with the royal guards. A fun day of just you, her shackled to the cot on top of you, and every guard in Canterlot in need of somewhere to drain his balls.
>>43403518
>>43403472I know no one on this board cares (and in turn, I don't give a fuck about your opinion either), but her having sex while disguised is literally a form of rape. It's called rape by deception and I don't care how hot you find it, it's obviously very immoral and it's literally sexual assault.The same is true for every disguised Changeling who does not tell their victim that they're disguised and not the person they appear to be. It is extremely immoral for Celestia to have sex without telling her victim who she is, and I know LITERALLY NO ONE CARES, literally not even one person, and you all find it hot/funny because you're all awful and no one here has a functioning moral compass....but it IS rape and you ARE a bad person for treating it like it's nothing. Just so we're square.
>>43404251Holy fuck shut up you moralnigger. Nobody cares.
>>43403472YesAmong other things https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2025/10/3/3619368.gif
>>43404251it's literally not rape
>>43404251Just say you're a faggot, AnonWe know you want to take Big Mac's cock, there's no shame in it
>>43403472How long into my autistic rambling about how much I adore Luna and how she's the best mare in all of equestria do you guys think I get before ms normal pegasus here rapes me
>>43403491
>>43404282yeah I agree with this guy too
>>43403573The princess is not like the human women WHORES.
>>43404251
>>43404251>smartest dashfag
>>43404251I think someone needs to teach you what rape is, dashfag.This is what rape looks like:https://twibooru.org/1635846https://twibooru.org/1238915
>>43403573Where do you think Sunset Shimmer came from?
>>43404316Holy shit new headcanon.
>>43404329doesn't work if celestia is the one getting pregnant, it wouldn't be a secret baby if she was the one carrying it and being mysteriously absent for 9 months
>>43403472>Sorry I'm only into other humans, but I think your very swell, like I love you... But you kind of like a sister...
>>43404332She's huge, a pregnancy would barely show up on her.
>>43404337rude!!!
>>43404262UNFFFF NICE!
>>43403472Would.
>>43404332Illusions, lying, reclusion, or just the fact that the average baby is probably so small compared to Celestia it wouldn't be noticeable.
>>43404337>>43404353lol
>>43404251no one disproved this bcuz it's objectively correct
She pretty
>>43403472Would but when she reveals her true form I'd be depressed because Golden Feather is 10x cuter
>>43404488But thunderlane is like Dash's age
>>43405172And Celestia's like what? Over 1000 years old?
>>43403958Bro Luna's going to catch you in your dreams. The necklace won't change your appearance in there.
>>43404251literally true by the way.
>>43404251Won't SOMEONE think of the fictional characters?
>>43403472She looks cute, would give [consensual] headpats to.
>>43404251>They hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
>>43405329
>>43403472Damn, pegasi are the cuddliest.
>>43404251>Just so we're squaret. redditor
>>43404251Yes and no. Not every deception makes sexual consent invalid.You have to distinguish between deception about identity, deception about attributes and whatever the deception was material to the other person's decision to have sex.If someone would only have consented because they thought they were sleeping with someone specific (ie a Changeling who makes you fall in love with the persona they are fabricating), then disguising that identity is very relevant and invalidates consent. On the other hoof, if the encounter is casual and the other persons precise identity is not something either party considered important to their decision (one-night stand or whatever), then merely being disguised does not automatically make it rape.So I dont think it is accurate to say that every instance of sex while disguised is literally rape
>>43405329>>43405452
>>43405588FREE MY WIFE!
>>43404262Good stuff.
>>43405618The pony you just met got so wasted she thinks she's princess Celestia, damn these mares are crazy...
>>43404262>muh anonstallionnigger
>>43405648>crying about ponies on the pony boardstay mad LOL
>>43403472>Celestia and you never really got along>Like REALLY never got along>All it took was Celestia pulling a prank on you one day to lighten things up but it pissed you off to hell and back for it>Can't even remember what type of prank she did>Anyway each morning is usually greeted a stewing insult of 'fatass' and 'vulgar ape'>It rare went to physical fights, since you know she'd kick your ass>but Luna would reign her sister down, acting as the reasonable mare in the room>So to avoid the annoying ass alicorn in the room, you'd usually hit up the seediest bar in town>somewhere not even the richest pony would dare approach, which was perfect for you>griffon barkeep, dreary rock music, good selection of drinks>it was heaven for you>that is until a certain pony showed up one day, all smiling and wide-eyed>then her eyes settled on you>she was attracted to you the moment you two met.>not in a romantic way, an annoying way>nerds out about Equestria's history, talks about theories in magic>But most of all she keeps mentioning that Celestia is the 'greatest pony to have ever lived'>So you slammed your drink down and let out all your grievances about that damned princess to her>all the petty shit she did>the fact you're stranded in a magical girly setting with other human to talk to>while the princesses has the audacity to say, 'I'm sorry fucking it up by bringing you here and now you can't go home'>you freeze at you said and realize what the root of the problem is>Golden Feather was surprised then looked ashamed?>She thanks you for the drink you bought for her and leaves
>>43405285No I'm saying he's younger than Sunset is, there is no way he could be her father.
>>43404251Put me in the screencap
>>43405702And then Anon got a beating by all the other stallions in the bar for talking shit about their goddess and ruler, returning to the castle bruised in the outside, but relieved in the inside for putting it all out before needing to talk with the giant white shit againHopefully the bar doesn't elicit a ban though, I imagine getting cider at the castle with such bad relations would be a pain
>>43404940>>43405398>>43405448Here you go. Your >(You)Happy now?
>>43405718I mean you never know.
>>43405718Ponies mature sexually really early, as you can see in Derpy and Amy as well
>>43403472>insists that Celestia is clearly the best princessI'm not sure about that. On the one hand, she knows her past mistakes better than anybody else. On the other, she strives to treat ponies who try their best fairly. I think most of the time she would speak of Celestia neutrally, sometimes (when drunk?) slipping either into amiable narcissism or into babbling treasonous /pol/tardisms about how much Celestia sucks.>>43404251Aren't we all souls wearing clay masks or some shit?
>>43405794Who the fuck is Amy
>>43405854>He doesn't know who Amy isngmi
>>43404301Hot.
>>43403472I want to hold her hooves
>>43403472>she's very niceI want edgy tasteless fool who pretends to be goth or something.>she knows a lot about the history of Equestria, have a good sense of humor, insists that Celestia is clearly the best princess>really enjoys a good cakeBoring.>Would you go on a date with her?No. Ponies aren't for romantic relationship, but for friendship.
>>43405648So when are you coming out to your parents?
>>43405854Amethyst Star. Fucken newfag
>>43405966Literally nobody here calls her Amy, retard. SHOW YOUR NOSE
>>43405968>Literally nobody here calls her AmyUh huh
>>43405968>he's still embarassing himselflol
>>43405969 hereforgot to mention y'all that my irl name is Amy and i'm looking for a anon to fuck my real woman vagina. XOXO
>>43405968The absolute state
>>43405972>for a anonWhy do ESLs love outing themselves?
>>43405854Newfag detected. Amethyst.
>>43405972You don't happen to be a tomboy from England?
>>43405970NTA, but I've been on this board for 10 years and never heard anybody call her Amy.
>>43406324im russian
>>43406363Prove it, post vodka
>>43405966Oldfag here. Nobody calls her "Amy"
>>43406363tank pics with timestamp or gtfo
More disguised sunbutt please!
I remember Sunny Skies
>>43407457Good for you, homohttps://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Sunny_Skies
>>43407467The og sunny skies
>>43403472Maybe I’d ask her why she thinks Celestia is the best.
>>43407450
>>43406363Ewww
>>43406363>HI RUSSIAN!
>>43403497>>43404277I really doubt if Celly would mind anyone rambling about how much they love Luna. She'd rather be happy for her sister to get the recognition she deserves, she's just that nice.I'm not even a sunbutt fag
>>43406363
>>43407448>>43408193unfff
>>43408652
>>43408667UNF UNF UNF
>>43408287you're so right anon...
>>43408667God she's so hot
>>43408667>Wants to blend in among normal ponies>Uses illusion spell to look like a main character anywayHer out of touch hag side is showing. Love it.
>>43404316sad that there's all of one fic with this premise
>>43409096Nobles in Caterlot are so fucking far up their own plotholes and try so hard to fit in, to be fashionable and to be up with the latest trends, that ANYONE who looks like a mary sue M U S T be either a tastelss commoner or an uninformed, unimportant outsider, maybe a tourist, so the extra appeal actually helps her stealth as ponies will avoid looking at her thinking she might be looking for an opportunity to use them to climb the social ladder.
>>43404251you're very autistic
>>43406363Then slow down, you might enjoy it more.
>>43403472Spike flirting with her, not knowing it's his adoptive mom
>>43403472No, simply thinking Celestia is the best is enough for me to chew her her out on her horrid taste, and I'd argue and insist she changes her way of thinking, and be correct like me. And once she has accepted Luna as the best and Celestia is fat then I think about dating her, but it would be a hard sell after the blasphemy she uttered.
>>43409725>she likes it
>>43405702>Celly is so tsun tsun for (You) that she has to disguise herself as a different pony before making her movemoar pls
>>43409725>his adoptive mom
>>43410960that's his adoptive big sister
>>43410960ur adopted
>>43403472Yes?
>>43412112>nohooves
>>43404251Oh no! I wasn't in love with a nice and cute Pegasus that shares some of my interests. That nice and cute Pegasus that shares some of my interests is actually a nice and cute god empress of Equestria that also shares some of my interests. This changes everything and means that everything before it was fake and Canterlot Palace will pay me reparations for emotional, mental and physical damage!Think about what would happen if she didn't disguise herself for the date.
>>43405618>>43412112>>43412146>>>/trash/You're not only brown but a shitskin pajeet too.
