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>>43404937
First for my lovely marewife.

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Second for my lovely moonwife!

>>43404941
Who is that mare?

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>>43404945
I think you mean my wife, bro.

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Mare. But she doesn't have any Equestrian bits either.

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>>43405219
>>43353038
My pride and joy. You would all still love your mare if she lost her mane in an accident, right?

>>43367297
Short still alive post. The next segment is almost done. I'll probably complete the writing this evening and then move on to the proofreading. I'm not entirely sure when the text is going to drop though. Expect something in the next few days.

>>43405764
>You would all still love your mare if she lost her mane in an accident, right?
Of course. Would still love her 100%,

>>43406528
This nonny has a fat ass AND Pinkie's tail.

>>43406538
It's a costume, if you look closely pinkie is wearing an anon like a flesh suit

>>43406802
Me on the left

>>43406802
>Trixie in socks and blushing
Holy unf.

>>43407100
There's no saying no to that.
Would be nice if she were a little bigger though.

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>>43407563
Rainbow Dash saying "I hate children" always struck me the wrong way, so here's a shitty edit

>>43407635
good edit

>>43407635
What the other Anon said.
Good for a 'shitty' edit.

>>43407635
pretty >esl
>i dont want kids
>its different when the kids are my own

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Supreme mare.

>>43408759
I BET HER KISSES TASTE LIKE DORITOS AND CODE RED VHHHHHH NEETMARE NOW

>>43408759
PRECIOUS!!!

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>>43408759
>And then they had sex.
>The end!

>>43406802
How long are her legs?

>>43409262
it's very hard to tell but anon is actually 3'5 in this image

>>43409265
based r2d2 Anon..

It's been a while since I have read Would I Lie To You? by Aftercase. I remember the furious arguments here about if a story about a changeling fits the thread or not. Sad that it ended with the writefag abandoning the green.
https://poneb.in/78

>>43409277
I'm pretty sure we grandfathered them in since they were mare enough (like seaponies/kirin)

>>43409277
this is the kind of autism that caused me to write off this thread as a lost cause. it's only on my radar again now that it's not all about this ebin lore and elitism

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Would you a tech mare?

>>43409760
Would I?!

>>43408154
felt appropriate, my mom admitted she never wanted kids until she had me and my brother
also I don't think there's a bigger insult than being called an esl when you're not an esl

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>When she sees you

>>43409935
Not wood, metal.

>>43410199
Heavy metal, even.

>>43410503
Dude, spoilers.
This is a blue board.

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Police mare.

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>>43411579
Dash mare a cute.

>>43411417
highly plapable mare

>>43411929
That Anon is living the dream.

>>43411417
She looks like she fucks for promotions

>>43412256
Only if her boss is her husband.

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>>43411868
>>43412256
She is a very lewd bap.

>>43412802
Not a bap. Brainfart.

>>43412806
Bat overdose. You're seeing bats everywhere because of it.

>>43412802
That stool should've been my face

>>43412716
Kinda wish he took commissions but I know the slots would probably be locked down by the same five people every time.

>>43413166
True. That's the double edged sword of the whole commission thing.

>>43413206
and they would have the ugliest fucking horses you'd ever see.

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>>43409277
>Sad that it ended with the writefag abandoning the green.
many such cases

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>>43413166
>>43413319
It's always the rich fuckers or people who suck up to their artist friends hard enough who don't know shit about color theory for some reason.

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>>43413337
Ive loved someone, once. Ive lost him, and since that day, I have been not complete.

I still have myself, sure and I am looking for someone new.

I'd still take him back, maybe that makes me defective, after 12 Years. I dont care.

I just hope the world sends someone close enough, so that I have someone to never let go again.

Thats how I feel and I dont give a fuck how gay you think that is.

a black foxwolf

>>43413337
At least I know my mares are cute even if they don't apply to the thread.

>>43413428
How do mares not apply to this thread?

>>43413451
Valid reasons.
She was a character from a horse-D&D game set about 600 years after Luna's time-outing, ended up marrying another pony because humans didn't exist in the campaign. The rest of them don't have art or much beyond a description so they only loosely count as "characters". So I suppose they could be recycled if I felt the urge.

>>43413463
Ah I see.
I was worried it was something strange.

>>43413504
Nah I don't do weird shit with my mares.
At any rate, adventurous mares would be a solid option for those firm enough in purpose to go along with them on their wild quests (trip to the bakery for the EXTRA fudgy cake)

>>43413524
>Spoiler
I salute you, sir.
And I agree. Adventurous mares are nice.

>>43413918
I like Floor. And I would buy her all the noodles.
I'd wish she'd wash though.

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>>43412250

>>43414515
>Sexually aggressive Celestia
Sign me up, chief.

>>43367297
>>43405915
And here's the update. Pretty much one with standard length again. Ponepaste is up to date too, so here we go.
Main story:
https://ponepaste.org/477
https://ponepaste.org/478
https://ponepaste.org/479
https://ponepaste.org/480
https://ponepaste.org/4581
https://ponepaste.org/8319
https://ponepaste.org/10382
Side story:
https://ponepaste.org/4466
Have fun.

>>43414648
188.4

>It only takes the two of you a few minutes to return to the centre of Summer Shine once more.
>But even on this fairly short trip, you are quick to notice that the crowd around Check Hill has already grown a little bit again.
>Whatever he is presenting over there, it is definitely having an impact on your neighbours.
"Oh, this doesn't bode well."
>#deca.mare looks you in the eyes and smiles warmly.
>"Things will shift now. But keep in mind what we discussed. I am sure that everything will work out."
>Her comment does help to relieve you to some extent.
>After all, she implies that whilst you are about to encounter the next obstacle with which Discord is going to upset your plans, she is confident that you and your friends will be able to overcome it in the end.
>In spite of her rather limited help.
>With that thought in mind, you take a deep breath and enter the scene properly.
>Now that you are up close, you quickly check the situation in the centre again.
>And the status quo is similar to the previous situation.
>Most of the ponies have gathered in a circle around something.
>You cannot see what it is, yet it does not take a genius to figure out that Check Hill is there.
>With the new piece of evidence, of course.
>Then you look for your four friends and find at least three of them at the periphery of the circle.
>Fine Point is nowhere to be seen whilst the other three are talking to one another.
>It is impossible for you to hear what the conversation is about, but their serious expressions tell you that something critical must have happened.
"Yeah... not boding well. Not in the slightest."
>You do not wait for an answer and immediately decide to join their conversation.
>Sky Squall is the first to notice your approach.
>"It's good you're here."
>You feel tempted to ask in jest whether he was slowly starting to get nervous, but you decide against it.
>This is not exactly the moment for banter.
>So you get right to the point instead.
"What's the situation here? Everyone looks like a disaster has happened."
>Fall Seed answers the question for you.
>"Not a disaster, but close to it."
>You tilt your head.
"Can you give me some details?"
>Firefly takes over.
>"Something was found. A piece... with some potential clues."
>This is a bit more of an explanation, yet still a rather sparse one.
>Firefly is aware that you want to hear more.
>So she goes on.
>"You better see it for yourself. Fine Point is examining the thing as we speak."
>You process her words for a second before you nod.
"Alright."
>You take a breath and join the circle.
>#deca.mare is quick to follow you, but she always stays one step behind you.
>Which means you are on the front line once more.
>So be it then.

>>43414649
>You carefully navigate through the small crowd of gathered ponies to see the piece of evidence personally.
>And as you emerge on the other side, you immediately see the object in question lying on the ground, right in the middle of the circle.
>It is a large rock, almost as big as a grown pony.
>Judging from its form, structure and the size of the thing, you assume it is a rather dense and robust formation, and that it took at least two or three grown Earth ponies to haul the piece adequately.
>Apart from the mere calibre, however, the rock itself is not really noteworthy in itself.
>No, the actually striking question is what happened to the stony formation.
>Because something has, somehow, carved three symmetric incisions into one side of the rock's surface.
>Said incisions are not simple cuts, they are deep glaring gashes, and they almost resemble a wound which a fierce predator would inflict on its prey.
>You have absolutely no doubt that this mental image is intentional.
>Not for you, but for the ponies.
>To maximise the fear factor.
>And it works.
>Most of the ponies actually seem to eye the rock with some cautious respect because of its strange state.
>But there is one clear exception to the rule.
>Fine Point is currently standing next to the slashed side of the stone and examines the incisions closely.
>Both with his eyes and, if his glowing horn is any indication, his magical senses as well.
>Once again, the Unicorn stallion is hard for you to read, as he maintains his professional demeanour the entire time.
>You cannot say for sure what he is thinking.
>Or whether he might change his mind when he concludes his examinations.
>As much as you hope that he is still on your side in this matter, you have to admit that there is a realistic chance for him to waver.
>Not good.
>You wonder why #deca.mare did not include this, in the literal sense of the word, gaping clue in her list.
>Sure, the cuts do not necessarily hint at the existence of any particular creature like the tracks did.
>But its imagery is nevertheless potent.
>Critically so.
>Considering the context of your current situation, everyone will immediately believe that there is a clear connection between said creature and the incisions.
>It is the obvious conclusion to draw, after all.
>Yet the trees bore similar intentional cuts.
>And you damaged them further to muddy the fake evidence.
>So why not this one?
>You do not expect to get an answer right away, yet #deca.mare gives you one through the comm channel.
>It would have been too laborious and time-consuming to work on the rock just with hooves, Anon.
>Besides, some of our friends were already too close to the evidence as well.
>They would have noticed your activities if you did.
>There was no viable option for us to remove this object, unless we would have been willing to manipulate the perception of these ponies.

>>43414652
>Well, this would have gone against Harmony's wishes.
>Yet a part of you is tempted to ask whether this alternative is any better, given that it severely weakens your position.
>In any case though, you have more pressing matters to deal with now.
>For Check Hill is already getting closer.
>Of course he is.
>He trots in your direction with a nigh smug grin which almost teases you to give him a beating.
>And he does not stop there.
>"Oh, would you look at that. Do you still think the Hum Hen is a myth? Or are you finally ready to believe in it too?"
>You blink as you try not to snarl.
"At the moment, I believe I see a stone with a few cuts in it. Thanks for asking."
>Check Hill keeps smiling.
>"You are persistent. I can respect that. But the question is, does the Hum Hen respect it as well? I hope your... narrow-mindedness does not... come around to bite you."
>You listen to his words attentively.
>For you do not like what you are hearing.
>"But consider... just consider... what could happen when the Hum Hen suddenly makes an appearance... and comes knocking on your door? What would you do then? Or worse... when it meets one of your kin?"
>He pauses.
>"You've seen what it can do to solid stone. Now... imagine what it could do to an expecting mare."
>Well, he has officially done it.
>This is the last straw.
>You take a long and deep breath.
>Then you calmly take a step in Check Hill's direction, and crane your neck in order to whisper something quietly into his ear.
"You've just reached a line, 'friend'. And if you even think of crossing it for just one second, ever, I will make you regret it. Are we clear?"
>You do not care if Check Hill will try to use this to fake an outrage or not.
>For you are dead serious about this.
>And if Check Hill has any sense of restraint, it would be wise for him to apply it now.
>The ears of the Earth pony stallion slightly perk up.
>Then he responds in an equally hushed volume.
>"Is that... a threat?"
>You blink, yet you show no emotions.
"A friendly piece of advice. I suggest you take it to heart."
>You do not wait for a response and slowly retract your head right away.
>Then, without paying any further attention to Check Hill, you walk up to Fine Point.
>The Unicorn stallion gives you a swift nod and immediately focuses on the incisions again.
"What do you think of this, Fine? What's up with those cuts?"
>Fine Point inhales before he responds.
>"That's, well, a very good question."
>He pauses as he comes up with a better answer.
>"I didn't have much time to examine the incisions yet, but there are two things that I know for sure. One, these cuts were created in one swift swoop. And two, their creation involved magic."
>You blink and the ponies around you listen up as well.
"Magic? Are you sure?"
>The Unicorn nods.

>>43414654
>"Completely sure, I can still feel a faint presence of magical residue. It is fading and will be gone soon, but its signature is unmistakable."
>Murmurs spread in the crowd around you.
>"Unfortunately, it doesn't tell as much as it should. Or rather, it does. But the conclusions don't make any sense."
>The ponies fall silent to listen to the healer.
>"You see, the magical signature within these cuts is very specific. It's a type of magic I'm familiar with. Have you ever heard of lancing magic?"
>You genuinely rummage through your memories to find a point of reference.
>Yet you do not find any.
>So you give him a completely honest answer.
"I don't think so, no."
>Fine Point inhales.
>"It is, as the name implies, a technique which focuses on piercing things with magical energy. With enough effort, you can use it to cut into virtually anything. And it can be, as contradictory as it sounds, used for healing. One can, for example, use its power to create an opening into a body in order to remove objects from within said body which don't belong there, or which cause more harm than good."
>Surgery.
>Fine Point is talking about surgery based on concentrated energy.
>"Of course, this is a delicate process and the inflicted wound has to be treated afterwards. This is why lancing magic is only used as a last resort or when no other options are available. And even then it is always used with extreme caution. This doesn't happen very often, but it's a perfectly legitimate treatment. I've seen it happen and practiced with it myself."
>You look at the torn surface of the rock.
"And you think this was caused by lancing magic?"
>He nods.
>"Yes. Without any doubt. And by an obscene amount of it too. Even strong lancing magic usually does not pierce a sturdy surface like this so easily. Casting a spell of this magnitude borders on recklessness. It's a complete disregard of the very concept of safety and violates all principles of this magic. Lancing spells are meant to be tools of precision and care. These cuts... are a display of crude savagery."
>You wonder whether you should point out that Check Hill insists of this being the act of a wild creature, but Fine Point quickly addresses this argument on his own.
>"And that's what makes the whole thing so puzzling. Lancing spells do not occur naturally like some forms of magic do. It's a specific craft of artificial spellweaving with a long and proud history. No wild creature, no matter how strong its innate ties to magic might be, should be able to possess this power."
>You try to dig a little deeper.
"Do you think it's possible that a being could have developed this skill on its own?"

>>43414656
>Fine Point vividly shakes his head.
>"No. I do not doubt that there could be a creature out there which might be able to cut material with magic somehow... or which magically enhances certain parts of its body to strengthen the potency of its limbs, but it would be a distinctively different form of magic. The residue on this rock definitely bears the mark of Unicorn lancing magic. The characteristics of it are unmistakably and unique. Like a one-of-a-kind piece of art."
>He takes a breath.
>"From a purely objective perspective, there's only one reasonable conclusion. This was done by a Unicorn who is well-versed in lancing spells. But speaking as somepony with the perspective of an adept in healing magic, I can promise you that this is an impossibility."
>You go on as Fine Point falls silent.
"Just asking out of curiosity, how many Unicorns do you know who would be able to pull this off? Who could have done this, theoretically speaking?"
>The stallion sighs.
>"Well, me. And considering the high amount of energy which it would take to tear this deeply into a dense rock, somewhere between two or three dozen other ponies in total. And I can vouch for every single one of them. They have better things to do than abusing their powers in order to rip chunks out of stones somewhere in the wilderness."
>One of the Earth ponies takes a step forward and speaks up.
>"What about your foals?"
>The question sounds genuine and does not hint at any kind of ill will.
>But it is still not a good sign.
>Because it means that the first suspicions and speculations are slowly starting to make the rounds.
>You tense up a little bit as you consider the implications.
>Fine Point, however, remains calm and collected as he turns to the pony.
>"They're not there yet. Our trio is strong, but this exceeds their current abilities. Besides, neither Bubbly Droplet nor me would approve of them using such a technique at their age. Lancing magic is a serious school for advanced scholars, not a toy for foals."
>The pony slowly nods and accepts that answer for what it is.
>And you silently thank Fine Point for being the renowned healer of this village.
>For his incredibly good track record and close bonds to practically everyone in Summer Shine helps a lot to maintain the cohesion of the community.
>The ponies believe in his abilities.
>And they trust him.
>Check Hill will not be able to undermine that all of a sudden.
>Yet he will certainly try to strain their relationships with stuff like this.
>You sigh and address Fine Point once more.
"So, what's the bottom line now?"
>The stallion hesitates for a second before he responds.
>"I don't know. It's a mystery to me."
>The admission visibly bothers the Unicorn, but he does not shy away from stating that he is at his wit's end.
>You take a breath and analyse the situation and how entangled it is.
>And you find only one word to describe it.
>This is a mess.

>>43414658
>Discord is throwing seeds of doubt and confusion in every direction.
>They are not necessarily coherent, as Fine Point's analysis clearly states, but they do not have to be.
>All they need to do is to sow more uncertainties.
>The ensuing chaos will spread on its own.
>This is a problem.
>And it is certainly not going to be possible to solve it with mere words and arguments at this point.
>After all, Check Hill can simply come up with new things to throw against you to keep this game going.
>So you think about #deca.mare's advice of changing your tactic.
>What can you do to stop Discord without using the nuclear option?
>You keep standing where you are for a few seconds as you rack your brain over this challenge.
>You mentally sum up the events and their consequences, and what you have at hand to counter them.
>Then you get an idea.
>You will have to work out the details with the others, as it is only a rough glimpse of a possible approach, but if you play your cards right, it gets rid of all of your problems.
>You raise your voice to address Fine Point again.
>"Fine, please study the scratches further. Maybe there's still something useful to discover."
>The stallion agrees.
>"Of course. And what do you do now?"
>You blink and briefly glance at Check Hill.
"I'll... talk to the others. To tell them what you've told me."
>He nods.
>"Good idea. I'll inform you if I find more clues."
>You give a swift salute.
"See you later then. And thanks."
>Fine Point mirrors your salute wordlessly before he gets back to his work.
>So you decide to turn around and return to the others.
>Check Hill steps in by intercepting you.
>"So, what do you say? Do you still think that there's nothing strange out there?"
>Instead of simply running into the Earth pony to knock him over, a thought which is more tempting with every passing minute, you simply decide to stop right next to him with a deadpan expression.
"I'll require some time to think. In... private."
>You stress the last word intentionally to make it abundantly clear to Check Hill that it would be better for him to heed your wishes this time.
>And he does seem to understand.
>However, he is still throwing one more jab into the conversation.
>"Suit yourself. But don't dawdle too much. Indecision isn't a friend of foresight. And it makes room for surprises."
>You unintentionally start to grin for some reason.
>But much like Fine Point, you proceed without saying another word and head back to your friends.
>You do not have the patience for a new pointless discussion with Check Hill at the moment.
>It would only distract you.
>So you gently navigate your way through the crowd again to leave the circle.
>#deca.mare follows you like a shadow.
>She has once again not participated in the discussion, but her presence, and her advice, helped you nevertheless.
>Your three friends are still waiting at the same spot as before.

>>43414660
>#deca.mare and you approach them at once.
>And Fall Seed does not waste a second.
>"How did it go? Did Fine Point find something out?"
>You inhale.
"Well, kind of. He identified the source of the cuts, but... the knowledge doesn't help us much."
>#deca.mare goes on.
>"He says the scratches were made with the help of magic. Artificial Unicorn magic, to be precise."
>Your three friends are all visibly baffled by that.
>Firefly takes over.
>"What? How does that work?"
>And #deca.mare responds.
>"He does not know. According to him, this should not be possible."
>Sky Squall sighs.
>"In other words, it's insight that leads nowhere and only creates more uncertainties."
>Fall Seed speaks up next.
>"What about the scrolls?"
>You answer this question.
"We didn't ask. And quite frankly, I think they're no longer important."
>The Earth pony stallion does not look happy.
>"I don't understand. Do you suggest we ask the Unicorns to study the rock instead?"
>You shake your head.
"No, Fall. Forget all of that. I have a different idea."
>You smile reassuringly.
>"I can't give you anything specific yet, but trust me. We will sort this chaotic ploy out. Because that's all it is."
>Fall Seed wants to believe you, but it is not hard to tell that he struggles to share your confidence.
>Okay, you need something for him to do.
>He has to be out of the way for this to work.
>And you know what will achieve just that.
>Even when it is, admittedly, not exactly an enviable task.
>"Fall, please do us a favour. Assist Fine Point in his studies. He keeps working on the rock to see if there's still something left to discover."
>He nods.
>"Yes, I can do that. But why is this a favour in the first place?"
>You decide to be honest.
>Well, as honest as possible.
"Because you've assisted Fine Point before. You know what you are doing. And... I won't lie to you, Fall. It's a part of my plan. You're our pony at the front."
>A pause.
"You see, it would help us if you can keep Check Hill busy whilst you're working with Fine. Just grab his attention and don't listen to what the troublemaker has to blabber. And, if possible, keep the others calm too."
>Another pause.
"I know it's uncomfortable and I'm asking for a lot, but it's pivotal. All we need is a little bit of time. The more time you can buy, the better. We'll do the rest."
>The stallion takes a very deep breath.
>"Are you sure?"
>You smile again.
"I am, Fall. I promise that we won't disappoint you. If you wish, I'll bet my feathers on it."
>Fall Seed smiles faintly.
>"That won't be necessary."
>Another deep breath.
>"Very well. I'll do my best."
>With that said, Fall Seed leaves your conversation and blends into the crowd.
>And you stay true to your word and hurry up as well.
"Follow me."

>>43414663
>You start to move in order to get away from the gathered ponies.
>Not necessarily because you need to be in private to communicate with the others, but because you immediately head for your home.
>#deca.mare, Firefly and Sky Squall react quickly and do the same.
>Once they catch up, Sky Squall makes sure that nobody is around before he speaks up.
>"You're aware that you promised him a lot, right?"
>You nod.
"Yep. And I meant every single word of it."
>Firefly raises her voice.
>"Where does the sudden change of mind come from? You weren't so straightforward just an hour ago."
>You turn in her direction and grin, yet you keep walking as you do so.
>"#deca gave me a valuable hint in regard to the rules of this... 'game'. Now I know how we'll win."
>The Pegasus mare tilts her head.
>"And how?"
>You keep grinning.
"A whole new strategy. We don't simply move some pieces on the game board like Discord wants us to. We'll flip the whole damn thing instead. Entirely within the parameters that were set by Harmony, of course."
>Sky Squall chimes in.
>"I like the sound of that. What are we going to do then?"
>Now you look at Sky Squall in turn, still smiling.
"I want you to leave Summer Shine. Right now."
>The Pegasus stallion stops, forcing the rest of your group to halt as well.
>"You can't be serious. You want me to... run away or something? If that's really what you have in mind, I hate that plan already."
>Sky Squall is obviously serious about this, and you know that just as well as #deca.mare and Firefly.
>And yet, you fail to suppress a giggle.
"On the contrary, Sky. You're going to love this."

>>43414666
And done. Thoughts and comments are welcome as always.

>>43414666
Fuck off, you're not welcome in this thread.

>>43413330
Dude, she's married.

>>43415462
Holy lewd, you got a license for that???

>>43415737
>unlicensed, unregistered snowpities
who enforces these ghastly laws?

>>43415765
The fucking guv'ment, that's fucking who!
Stand up! Kill them! Fight! Fight! Fight!

>>43413330
>>43415388
yeah I can understand MUH MILF PLAP PLAP PLAP bullshit 90% of the time, but her marriage appears to be more than fine while her single daughter is literally right there

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>>43415870
forgot my fucking gif

>>43415871
This gif brings me so much joy

>>43415388
Oh, I don't mind. In fact I'll fuck Bow too. I'd love to be their third.

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Big hoers mare.

>>43414666
>>43414668
Will be interesting to see how this shakes out, I'm not actually sure where he's going with it.

>>43416239
Love that pencil-esque style.
Makes the image extra cute.

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Mare spin.
Do you join in?

>>43416752
no

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>>43418430
Marrying a mare...
Will any of you mare-y your mare this coming fair?

>>43416062
Glad that you like it, Anon.

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Grump mares need love too.

>>43419354
true

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>>43419354
I love her!

>>43414666
>>43414666
Satanic get!
>crowd around Check Hill has already grown a little bit again
He certainly knows how to put up a good show.
>impossible for you to hear what the conversation
Technically not.
>It's good you're here.
Why did he pick the four to fuck with immediately after getting a body?... He could have picked any other place, town, ponies, heck even plant some chaos seeds for long term. Rhetorical question.
>It is a large rock
What an interesting finding! Oh wait.
>three symmetric incisions
Could be a bypassing dragon, centuries ago.
>cannot say for sure what he is thinking
Then it is time to steer his thoughts before it forms.
>just with hooves
They could have just rotated it so the incisions face the ground. Discord probably would not be able to move it alone, and when he calls for backup there is an argument for how was he able to find it when the incisions could not be even seen. Steer the narrative in the direction of fake/planted evidence.
>this alternative is any better
Too late anyway.
>At the moment
Why didn't he immediately said it was probably a dragon? Those have three claws on each hand.
>what it could do to an expecting mare
Shower her in affection.
>Are we clear?
First time Anon snapped. I wonder why #deca.mare (or the others) tried to calm him through the mind link.
>creation involved magic
I guess the actuators on the indoskeleton can be called magic. Also Discord does not have magic currently. At least the four does not think so.
>It is fading and will be gone soon
Hm, if it's recent how did Discord do it?
>the conclusions don't make any sense
Discord's specialty. But in this case I would have guessed that making sense would lead to a larger mess later.

Cont.

>>43419697
>lancing magic
At least he confirmed it's not claws.
>dig a little deeper
In the meantime why don't the others look up who and how did this?
>This was done by a Unicorn who is
Discord is sitting too quiet. These two are not speaking in private, so he must have overheard. It feels odd he is not yet interrupting/interjecting.
>And I can vouch for every single one of them.
Why would he know every single pony who could do this? I thought the population is already large enough that not everypony knows everypony. This is how the four slipped in. And considering the ponies living 200+ years, I doubt he knows every one of them.
>What about your foals?
Whoever asked this has room temperature IQ. Fine point just said this needs high amount of energy and is an advanced magic requiring training/learning.
>This is a mess.
As intended.
>simply running into the Earth pony to knock him over
Heh.
>And it makes room for surprises
So he has more in his pockets.
>navigate your way through the crowd again to leave the circle
Isn't he a pegasus? Can't he just fly out?
>#deca.mare follows you
Oh that's why he didn't fly.
>I think they're no longer important
Everything is important. One lie is enough to mark Check Hill as a liar.
>Just grab his attention
And waste his time too.
>react quickly and do the same
One knows what Anon is planning, the other two have a hunch that he has a plan.
>Entirely within the parameters that were set by Harmony
Fighting chaos with chaos?
>You're going to love this.
Hm, what does he likes? Besides putting an endless amount of foals in Firefly it's Flying, being in charge, being a soldier, what else? Is he going to invite an army to deal with this mysterious creature threatening a village? Then said army will look everywhere finding nothing.

Thanks for the update!

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Leather mare with glasses.

>>43420278
This is what happens when mares overdose on boops.
Always boop responsibly, lads.

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>>43419354
>Cadance sends letters to the Pie Farm
>She found Limestone's perfect match and has yanked him in through the Crystal Portal
>She still doesn't know why the humans laugh when she says she used CP to bring them here and no one will tell her why
>She already found one for Pinkie
>Second was Maud
>Then Marble
>Now it's just one sister left
>Days tick by
>Then she starts to worry
>The train was given a priority listing to get her here sooner rather than later
>Now three trains have gone and returned and she's still not here
>She asks the Pie Sisters for advice on what she might have done wrong
>All give her a sad look
>Even Pinkie
>Red flag if there ever was one
>Limestone is a mare who does things her way
>Never believed in this "soulmate" thing when you announced it
>Still doesn't believe it, even after three weddings
>Eventually Cadance has to fly there and literally drag the mare back to the Crystal Kingdom
>Can't even fly her there cause the mare's so dense that neither magic or wings can pull her hooves out of the ground
>Cadance tired and scruffy drags Limestone into the room the human is waiting for her in
>The rock farmer only gives the human a short glare and grunt

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>>43421038
ANON, NO! DON'T ABBREVIATE--

>>43421050
Oh blimey.
That's a mad Limey.

*cough*

>>43419697
>Technically not.
You're right, of course. It's only "impossible" for Anon to do so with the means he is willing to utilise.
>What an interesting finding! Oh wait.
Yeah, it's still a few centuries until the Marshmallow Unicorn enters the scene.
>Then it is time to steer his thoughts before it forms.
>Why didn't he immediately said it was probably a dragon?
Steering Fine Point's thoughts hinges on what he sees within the evidence, so Anon had to ask him about his thoughts anyway. Anon could have said something about the possibility of this being the work of a dragon or some other creature, but it would not be much more than a theory. And a theory which Fine Point would have disproved immediately in this case. Though to be fair, Anon wasn't aware of the counterargument at that time.
>They could have just rotated it so the incisions face the ground. Discord probably would not be able to move it alone
There's a bit more to the whole thing than that. I can't say much more about it without spoilers though.
>Shower her in affection.
Kek.
>First time Anon snapped.
I think fed up is a more fitting word here. Anon got legitimately angry and had to tell Check Hill to shut up and back off for once because he was definitely going too far with this, yet Anon didn't lose the control over his temperament. If he really were close to blowing his fuse, the others, and especially #deca.mare, would have reached out to calm him down.
>Hm, if it's recent how did Discord do it?
Now that is a question for the future. ^:)
>But in this case I would have guessed that making sense would lead to a larger mess later.
That's the "nice" thing about stirring up hysteria and a panic. It doesn't have to be rational. It only has to be, in the literal sense of the word, impressive.
>>43419698
>In the meantime why don't the others look up who and how did this?
Well, at least #deca.mare is likely to have an idea of how everything came to be, considering her position. Even when she is careful not to give the game away entirely.
>Discord is sitting too quiet.
>It feels odd he is not yet interrupting/interjecting.
Keep that one in mind.
>I thought the population is already large enough that not everypony knows everypony.
Yes, that is entirely correct.
[Cont.]

>>43422169
>Why would he know every single pony who could do this?
Because as Fine Point implied, high-level Unicorn scholars are widely socially connected to one another, and the different spheres of magic practitioners tend to have a "who-is-who" of the members within their own circles, and those of other renowned groups as well. Adding to that, the highly specific form of magic which Fine Point is talking about in this particular case is only known to an actual handful of ponies within his own school of healing magic, so it's very likely that he has met most, if not even all of these ponies personally at one point or another during his studies, which does give him the credibility to vouch for their integrity.
>Whoever asked this has room temperature IQ.
Fahrenheit or Celsius? :)
>So he has more in his pockets.
Of course he has. It's (Mini-)Discord we're talking about here.
>And waste his time too.
Yeah, that's the intention.
>Fighting chaos with chaos?
Perhaps?
>Hm, what does he likes?
I think we can also add ruining Discord's machinations. to that list.
>Spoiler
Well, that's pretty much universal. Probably everyone in this thread can relate to that aspiration too.

>>43422169
>>43422173
Fuck off, you're not welcome in this thread.

>>43422436
Uh oh, the bot is triggered.

>43422436
>it's been 8 years since the green started
>still trying to chase him away unsuccessfully
You know anon, the definition of madness is to try the same thing over and over again expecting a different result.

75% of this thread is one person.

>>43422653
I miss IP counts.

>43422653
>Demotivating the writefag doesn't work
>Immediately switches to shitting up the thread in general
Very subtle.