Preorders open until August 31st!!>https://order.mppp.horse/>https://order.mppp.horse/>https://order.mppp.horse/$20.50 for the first plushie, +$12 for each additional filly>What is this?/mppp/ is the mass produced pony plushie project. ITT we discuss mass-producing inexpensive pony plushies so every autist can have a cheap cuddlable plushie of their very own.>The current situationSmall Horse Imports LLC has been registered in the USA to handle the bureaucratic, banking, and tax portions of this project. This is the company your invoices will come from.Preorders have opened! The current wave has surpassed 883 preorders, more than any other /mppp/ run EVER.Originally priced at $19.50 +$11 for each additional. But in order to comply with CPSC guidelines, plushies need to undergo certification, which will bump the price up by roughly $1 per unit.>How much?Estimated price of one plushie: $20.50Estimated cost of each additional plushie per order: $12All prices are estimates and may vary by 10% (or more if you live in a really hard to deliver to country) up or down depending on shipping to your country, fees, and if we produce over 1000 plushies or not.If you want to buy 20 or more you'll receive an invoice for the cost of manufacture of the plushies, then a second invoice for shipping. Cost of manufacture is $8.46 per unit if we order 500-1000 unit, it becomes $8.26 per unit if we order 1000+>What still needs to be done?Place the bulk order with Symbiote.Send out invoices.Ship the fillies.Want to help? Spread the word to other anons, or order some little green faggots for yourself and others.Questions? Put 'em in the thread.LS Luna When?Previous thread: >>43344263
>>43404778>Total fillies preordered. This is split over around 375 orderscould i request again the country statistics of the 375 orders. please also include single order digits
>>43405600I fixed the logo a bit: added back the creases on the hat and added some skew to the jigsaw piece.Also the SVG should now have only paths, not strokes (some printers don't handle strokes correctly).https://files.catbox.moe/o8rvh6.svg
>>43405600What do I do if I'm moving some time in the next couple months? Can I order and change my address when I do?
>>43405633Oh, I forgot to set anti-alias.
>>43405679no the new resident has to live with the curse you placed upon them sorry
>>43405679set up mail forwarding when you move
Aryanne v2 when
>>43406291even without the cutie mark, I'd imagine it's more likely to do something like Leslie Fair for variety's sake, but that's an unknown time in the future. We could all get raped by Hasbro by then!
before bed
28 days to go
>>43392067I had regretted not ordering her back then so thanks again anon, she has arrived in her new home today
>>43407933Cool. Glad she arrived safe and sound.
>>43392067>photo deletedAll gone?
>>43408043You've gotta follow the reply chain, anon
I know it's a longshot by now since the deadline came around, but any chance there's an option for pre-paid visa card? Had one sitting around for a long time but never used it.>>43383531>As a reminder we offer numerous alternative payment methods for Anons who cannot use PayPal including BTC, XMR, RMB, cash, check, wire, or ACH bank transfer in the USA.This post doesn't mention it.
>>43408199Unless I'm stupid and that counts as cash or something. Never did something like this before.
>>43408199You can use the card as payment by paying your PayPal invoice as a guest and using the prepaid card like a credit card
>>43408319Uhhh, I'm guessing I need to make a paypal account then? Fuck. Annoying needing to handle yet ANOTHER account.
>>43408319>as a guest>>43408522>I'm guessing I need to make a paypal account then?Anon...
>>43408533I read that but when I went on the site, they didn't show squat about some guest thing. This is my first time filling the form. So I just sign up with whatever email under part 4 in Paypal box and it gets sent to email, then I click some guest link from there?Yes, I feel fucking abysmally retarded right now because I haven't used Paypal for anything before. I'd buy the please be patient hat accessory for my faggot too if that were an option.
>>43408562Yes, you'll be sent an invoice to whatever email you filled in, and you would check out as a guest at that time
>>43408562I just don't want to fuck up filling the form and miss out on a faggot AGAIN. Also not spending all of the card in case Floorb and Sgt. get done.>>43408571Alright. I'll just chill out then.
>>43405600Thanks again Anon for making the OP. Thread dies at inconvenient times for me. I would add that cost of manufacture currently stands at $7.26 a unit. The testing adds ~$1 (Tests cost about $1400). The neat thing is that the test cost is fixed, so the more orders there are the more that cost can be spread over all the orders. Also if we hit 1500 units ordered the manufacture cost drops to $7.06 and the cost of testing will be less than $1 per plushie. >>43405629Sure Anon. Thank the AI for making a pretty (and correct, I checked) bar chart by country. If the Kazakh Anon is itt I wanna ask how the mlp fandom is over there.>>43406291Personally I would love to do a run of the politipones because I think Leslie, Veronika, and Molly are far too underrepresented. Though it wouldn't be for a long time if ever since we've got other pones higher up in the queue to do. >>43408593You're all good Anon. Once the invoices go out you'll have a month to pay. If you experience issues then please reach out to info@mppp.horse and we'll help (you).
>>43408956What about paying for VAT when the plush arrives? Is that included with the invoice or will I have to pay when she arrives? I'm at work a lot when postal delivers, would I have to leave money for a housemate to give or will it be sent to the post office and I pay there?
>>43409395That entirely depends on what country you live in. If you live in the USA then you do not need to worry about a VAT. But many countries do need to worry about paying a VAT. You will want to look up how your postal service handles it. But we do not collect VAT in the invoice.
>>43409486Is the parcel going to be sent with the full value?
>>43408956glad to see there are still ponyfags in SEA
>>43409395For the UK at least, you have to send fees like that to whatever mail carrier you use when it arrives. They'll send you an email or letter telling you how to pay.Funny enough, I've never had to pay any extra fees like VAT or customs on any of the other plushie runs, though since this is with a new maker and distributor, we'll have to wait and see.
>>43408956>Kazakhstani horsefuckerHIS ANCESTORS LIVE ON THROUGH HIM
>>43410122The UK, afaik, is pretty lenient for low value parcels, unlike the EU right now. But Royal Mail (which is more or less the default) rapes you with something like a £12 processing fee if you need to pay even a penny of customs charges.Since symbiote is apparently a reputable company they might mark the full value of like $20 or whatever, which I think will be above the minimal taxable value so you might end up charged £3 VAT + £12 processing, unless the local delivery uses a non-royal mail carrier.
>>43410122I'm in US and haven't bought anything outside the country in a looong time. I did buy a pony from the Netherlands once and didn't have to pay anything, I just had to sign the package and it arrived at night. Just don't want my fillies to be sent back because I wasn't home when she arrived.
>>43405600>$20.50So about 25€ (17,8€ + VAT + 3€ tariff) without brokerage service fee (which is usually in the range of an additional 5-10€). I expect it to be like 30€ total at the end for a single filly.
>>43412013I copied the last thread's OP for this one, but I think there's some sort of new fuckery with product testing or whatever- Oh, well, that's a US thing, you're probably fine Euroing it up
>>43412013The fuck is brokerage, this isn't taobao>>43412018Product testing is paid by the factory and so affects everyone, but it's like $0.60 extra per plushie overall
>>43412038>The fuck is brokerage, this isn't taobaoThe fee you pay so you can pay other fees. Or will Symbiote handle paying all the fees, figure out how and what amount to pay in each country, register the package to the system which is used for tracking imports, etc? As far as I know they won't.Just like last time, first I pay using whatever payment system for the filler then once it arrived in the country the post office will handle importing it and I have to pay to the post office to release the package from the warehouse.
>>43412095Oh yeah, the processing fee. I thought that was what the €3 charge was supposed to be, I guess not then. Either way they're not brokering anything
filler
>>43412713
idk why i did this but its a comparison of orders between /mppp/ and /mlpmg/
>>43413595Mongolia resists the surrounding army of fillies attempting to flood the country
>>43413595Surprised there's no czech orders. I thought the fandom was fairly alive over there.
>>43413659soon>>43413695its fixed, excel doesn't recognize czech republic so i've change it into czechia
>>43413595>CIS countries: We're not poor!>Also CIS countries: A silver coin? Too expensive!
>>43413595I wonder what the comparison between Anonfilly v1 vs v3 looks like.
>>43413732Can you use a logarythmic scale for coloring?
>>43414074i don't have the data for it. if some anon can provide it, i'm willing to work on it>>43414199unfortunately, the map chart i've used in excel doesn't have it
>>43414220>unfortunately, the map chart i've used in excel doesn't have itUse the LOG() function on the column and use the results for the graph
>>43414258here you go anon. idk if i did it right though
>>43414258>>43414301minor correction
Another thread has some interesting idea:>>43412295>You should contact https://mlp-ring.neocities.org/ Anon, to add the website to the ring.>The website must be related (at least tangentially) to /mlp/ and it's community.We can add mppp.horse to this ring, it is a /mlp/ project for sure.
>>43414319How much has silver gone up since then?
>>43415701Silver spot price is about $61.78/troy oz right now. 2022 average was $22.92/troy oz
>>43409914Yes, it will have the value of the plushie. So a single package will have a value rounded to the nearest dollar. In this case it would be $8 for a single plushie. The cost of shipping, warehousing, and taxes is not included in the declared value of the parcel. >>43412013>>43412018Yes, there have been additional Child Safety requirments for selling in the USA and EU markets. It will cost about $1400 to do product testing ($700 for USA and $700 for EU tests). This is being spread over the cost of all fillies, so it is expected to raise the price by about $1. There is no brokerage fee. We have partnered with a logistics partner in Shenzhen that specializes in drop shipping globally. The cost you pay will include their services. The cost they add per order is around $0.50 for storing, packing, and labeling the parcel for shipping. They also handle setting up the tracking and filing any paperwork for customs from the senders side. Symbiote will simply be shipping the pallets of finished plushies to the logistics warehouse. And because China is China it costs like $100 or less to get these pallets from the manufacturer to the distributor. So when we say a single plushie will probably cost you around 18€ total, we mean it. Any additional VAT or handling fees your country imposes on you hopefully shouldn't exceed a few more euros.
>>43408593I need a floorb so bad holy fuck
>>43415868>shouldn't exceed a few more euros.If I have to pay VAT that means I have to pay VAT. That's 18% to 27% depending on the country. If VAT is not paid upfront (and the parcel marked in the custom's systems that it has VAT already paid) even before it arrives into the country that means brokerage fee at the post office.3 euro flat tariff is a recent development (since july 1st this year), applies to all lines in an invoice, regardless what it is.So sure, I will pay 18€ to you, but when it enters the country and lands in the import pile I will have to pay an additional ~8€ for VAT/tariff plus 5-15€ (depending if they can import it by themselves or do I have to provide papers, invoices, etc) for the post office's services that they import the package, handle tariff, handle VAT. Last time I paid something like 20€ additionally for a single faggot.It is what it is, nothing can be done about it. I'm used to stuff costing at least 2x (if not 10x) compared what they cost outside of the EU. And boomers wonder why we can't buy a house. Just recently there was an infographics detailing how much an iphone costs in the EU compared to the US. In my country it's 155%. It is literarily cheaper to fly to the UK, buy it there and fly back.
>>43416110https://www.euronews.com/business/2026/07/28/iphone-17-pro-prices-how-europe-compares-with-the-us-and-the-worldwtf 155% of US pricing and 2-10x, where the heck do you live.>>43415868>hopefully shouldn't exceed a few more euros.Do you have to mark them full value, as the VAT charged is based on stated value. Olyfactory just marked them as $1 back in the days, so you get the funny of getting a ~10€ invoice where 9,9 of it is the import processing fee and 0,1 is the actual VAT. With the 3€ totally-not-chyna-tariff fee nowadays. It'll be more like 30€ the anon said for a single filly.
>>43416140Euros are pretty based for making it easier for their people to choose the superior mobile platform.
>>43416110>that means brokerage fee at the post office.The post office is not brokering anything from you, it's a processing or administrative fee.
>>43416140>155%https://www.visualcapitalist.com/ranked-where-iphones-cost-the-most-in-2026/You can get an iPhone 17 Pro 256GB for $1100 in the US.Just checked that the gray market imports sell for $1400 equivalent. The official distributors (aka you get warranty) sell it between $1570 and $1730. The infographics I looked at is inline with the upper price range.Recently I wanted to buy a V100 GPU. There is none on ebay in the EU, but the US is full of them. To ship/import it costs just as much as the card. Or the Asrock BC250 (again US ebay is full of it) was advertised as the "$100" gaming pc. I maybe can get one for $350.Just recently I bought four used 6TB hdds (with 5 years of power on hours). I paid $500 for it. Meanwhile in the US you can get lucky and buy brand new 8TB drives for $100 on discount (not always!). The reddit is full of these posts that "ah there was a discount at X and I bought a ton of huge drives for barely any money".Also look at console pricing from 10 years ago. Most of the time the price in usd was numerically equal to the price in euro, despite one euro being worth 1.4 usd.>just marked them as $1 back in the daysIn some countries (including mine) if a package was marked as gift/1$ they ask for invoice most of the time. I did not get lucky with Olyfactory either.As I said, it is what it is, I'm just preparing myself to pay another 20€ once the package arrives.
>>43413595neat
>>43416110The price that will be reported on the customs forms will be the price of the plushie. So about $8. Even a %30 VAT is still only $2.4 or like 2 Euro. But it sounds like you'll have to pay a flat 3 euro VAT? Or is that some tariff the EU imposed on China? The post office charge for handling your package is not something we can calculate, it differs per country. For some like the US it is free, for others like Argentina you simply go to a post office and pay the VAT. It varies by country. It sounds like your country is hell, I'm sorry Anon. Rest easy knowing people in countries more advanced than you like Argentina and the USA don't have to pay any silly additional post office handling fees just to allow you to pay a VAT.>>43416140Yes, it will be marked at the full value. That being ~$8 x the number of plushies you purchase. Man it seems like some of you Euros will end up paying more in fees and BS than for the actual plushie + shipping.
Anon talking with the plush sex doll maker any updates?>>43415701If silver were to track the objective gold: silver ratio, and if gold tracked historical values, gold should be around $40,000/oz and silver $5,000oz. There's more upside to silver.
>>43417238>VATVAT is paid based on the sum of the invoice. Including shipping, as retarded as it sounds.> 3 euroIt's not vat, its a punitive duty/tariff one to deter individuals from ordering from China. Applies to each product category in the package separately in theory, in reality each line on the invoice. So if you order two different plushie, two different line on the invoice that's 2x 3€. If you order multiple of the same plushie (one line on the invoice) then it is only 3€. Guess who benefits from bulk ordering...>sounds like your country is hellSadly it's the whole of EU, independent on the country. It's mostly almost the same process in every country in the EU.>end up paying more in fees and BS than for the actual plushie + shippingI don't remember the details, but it was close. The politicians wants to completely kill individuals buying things from outside of the EU. Because that would skip the companies which play the middle man between the consumer and China.As a collateral damage now it is very hard to receive packages from family outside of the EU, because that will not have an invoice which they can use to calculate the vat/tariff/duty.
>>43417468>VAT is paid based on the sum of the invoice. Including shipping, as retarded as it sounds.I think if the label states a total price of $8 then that's what they will use, just like how chinese packages usually get through when marked as $1 total.That anon did say $1 packages get asked for the actual payment invoice but hopefully an $8 package will not trigger the same thing.
>>43417468>its a punitive duty/tariff one to deter individuals from ordering from ChinaThat's one thing I have certainly noticed while trying to run this project. The "developed" countries (EU, USA) are making it increasingly difficult to get certain items in. Whether it's the tariffs or stricter enforcement of things like the CPSC. Some makes sense, we don't want radioactive fillies (again). But stuff like the tariffs are just onerous and I doubt they will have the intended effect of promoting local industry... because that local industry left 50 years ago. Go ahead, try to find me someone in the EU or US that will custom dye reams of minkie fabric for pennies per sqft. Not to get too /pol/ but our grandparents made the decision to make China the world's factory, and now our leaders are second guessing a decision that, at best will take decades to make work or at worst will never work and just harms their populace. Fun times, but we'll keep trying to produce these plushies despite the world deciding free trade shouldn't be a thing.
>>43418213I don't know, OP.Slave labor is bad. But the West is so bankrupt on motivation that the amount of money it takes for them to do anything just doesn't make sense.Maybe if the westerner's life wasn't so vapid and meaningless, they would be motivated by more than money.Though, I don't think China or the rest of SEA is too far behind with the same problems.Honestly, it just feels like the end times right now.
is the mass produced lifesize thing happening?
https://u.smutty.horse/lyvvwpevnex.mp4will we ever have these kinds of advertisements again?
>>43419233I think AI really made these live actor advertisements kind of outdated.But yeah, pony ads were neat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJURMdGv1hYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FDm5nv6Lj4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycMdO4SGrxk
>>43419246Remember that today is the Anniversary of Marenheit 451. Donate to a horse charity in the name of Verity!
>>43419246>AIUnless you're doing something absolutely batshit with it, like having the filly save JFK from being added to a frag montage, I way prefer just giving someone lunch money to read a funny little advert script in front of a green screen
>>43419246The Fiverr/Cameo stuff is funnier specifically because it's a real person doing it
>>43419278>The Fiverr/Cameo stuff is funnier specifically because it's a real person doing itTrue.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG7bkr_ygSQ
Some Anon had the idea of work vests for the fillies, so I made this.
>>43419436
>>43419438Here's a rough pattern I used
>>43419436I'll take 3
>>43418213It's not about promoting local industry, it's about promoting local logistics. You're supposed to walk into your local Carrefour or whatever and buy the cheap-ass child plushies from there, not order plushies online from China.They don't actually care about pony plushies obviously but more realistically what they care about is Aliexpress, and nowadays especially Temu, basically being wholly Chinese companies getting a bunch of western customers and revenue thanks to the globalisation of the internet, while western companies like Amazon lose out on this revenue. This is what the tariffs are meant to punish.Obviously in local cases it ends up retarded because yeah sure we'd buy anonfilly plushies from amazon if they gave us the option, but naturally all sweeping laws like these end up being harmful in ways that politicians and enforcers don't care about, at scales that are too small to make any political dent howsoever insignificant. Same as how when trump added tariffs to the US, tea anons on /ck/ had to pay out the ass, and not because they're chinaboos but because how the fuck would you get authentic tea without importing from china (or india). Such is politics.
>>43419436Looks really cool!>>43419446What's the scale here?
>>43419233Endearingly cringe. Also check'd.
>>43414319I'm always surprised how bronies outside of usa are such a rarity.In general how localized the english speaking sites are, does not matter which one. 4chan's visitors are 90% from the us too.
I wonder to what degree plushmancers will false flag this thread to stall the lifesize. We never got any proof that guy has a manufacturing license from hasbro. It could be a way to delay the project a couple months.
Hey I don't mean to derail or discourage a project whatsoever. I have never mass produced anything successfully but did have past experiences from my attempts that I wanted to share about what to look out for in terms of scam vendors and helpful notes on how to safeguard yourself while doing this. I tried two vendors, neither delivered and one didn't refund me. I regret not making a real contract, among other things. Will get into this later as I'm kind of wasted.
>mention plushmancers>immediate FUDIts scared
>>43420236>4chan's visitors are 90% from the us too.To be quite desu, EU anons have their own imageboards where they can discuss serious topics without the US glowniggers driving the discussion quality down. In these circumstances only small thematic boards on 4chan can be attractive to them.
>>43420614You're being paranoid but I sort of understand why you would be. I'll skip the lengthy story and just leave the common sense tips to interested anons so someone else doesn't get screwed. I tried two merchants, one a six man team, one a big factory. Made the mistake of paying by bank transfer. Obviously don't use crypto or paypal friends either. Describe in extensive detail everything you want upfront, and how you want it done, with retard proof pictures. Make your merchant sign a contract that concerns locked in pricing, delivery date, size, features, construction method and pattern the whole way through. Write it so that they must provide a full refund, no questions asked, in the event that they have some issue and can't deliver that exact product for that amount. This is not a very big demand. If they won't sign it, they planned to cheap out on or scam you somehow and you can find someone else. I'm kicking myself for not thinking of making a real contract. Make them confirm a name in each communication and do not tolerate multiple people talking to you on the same account. This is how my factory made up lots of excuses. Do not pay more than a fourth up front. Do not mark the items as recieved to release funds for them, they tricked me into doing so. If they start talking about additional fees after you told them what you wanted and you got a quote already, it's a very bad sign and you should ask for refund. I got strung along hard this way. My factory told me that they'll cover the extra fees if they come up, then said they're too much to cover, and claimed the orders halfway done so they should keep my downpayment if I want to cancel. Far from the truth. They did not complete a prototype or one single piece the day I asked to cancel. This factory refused to refund, even when someone told me that their machines cannot support the size of the tails or the embroidery eyes, so the order cannot be completed at all. You should ask for the size of their embroidery machines and specify the height of every body part with a graph upfront. Run away from merchants saying that they're not sure if a piece can be done and won't clarify for a week. It either can or it can't. Don't proceed if they suggest implementing things in a half-assed way. Beware merchants that say they'll produce LS for $800 or under for a small order. In the case of the small team, they claimed that they didn't understand the requirements and asked for more money later to apply the appropriate construction. They refunded me when I said I couldn't pay their new quote. The factory were straight up extortionists. There were others who told me $500 to $700+ a pony for an order of at least 200 identical ones, but that each new one would have a large design fee. I asked for 120 cm and provided a pattern in every inquiry. This was a commonly cited range and minimum order size.Tldr; learn from my mistakes, protect yourselves, good luck, update us, make a sunbutt pls
>>43419722300dpi. The dashed lines are to cut the material a bit bigger to fold it at the edges.
>>43405600Looks nice!
slide protection bump
>>43422128Oh, we're back to this bullshit? 9
>>43419436>>43419438>>43419446i take ten
>>43405600Do we need to run 4chan ads like we did for Anonfilly 1.0?
>>43424055could be cool
where is my lifesize lunai have 300 dollars in cash sitting on my bookshelf right now
>>43425653>300>lifesizeguess again buddy boy
>>43419436That's super adorable Anon! Oneday we could do something like this as an accessory if things go well. May be a con exclusive.I am working on some funny advertising for MF4. Anyway no other news. Current preorders: 1423
>>43425893this is going to be the largest anon filly run by far, isn't it
>>43424055>>43424554Someone (not me) should make the assets
>>43425893>Also if we hit 1500 units ordered the manufacture cost drops to $7.06 and the cost of testing will be less than $1 per plushieinstead of discount how about a free accessory like this >>43419436 >>43419438
>>43426528That would need a whole new set of certifications just learn to sew that is like the easiest pattern to practice on
>>43425653I'll wait until end of month for anon talking to the manufacturer to respond. I think the guy claiming to have a Hasbro license is full of manure trying to stall. >>43421230Can you shut up? Not listening to your FUD or wall of text. Its happening because you guys are scam artists. China charges a fair price for standard work, you don't. Deal with it. The real irony is you skirt the same copyright laws they do, but you get a slice of the pie and don't want it to change.
>>43427699Hi, hasbroanon here. Please, continue with the other manufacturer. I'm only an alternative working on my own separate project.
Orders closing in a bit over two weeks, if anyone wants to bother making ad images now would be the timeIf nobody makes anything I might try making a gif or crop from the OP pic with the various angles and soijaks, but I'm really busy atm so not sure if I'll be able to get around to it
>>43426133It already is around twice as many as the previous largest run. These little shits will be everywhere. >>43426528no>>43428904This would be much appreciated. I'm admittedly very bad at advertising and art stuff. I'll have some special advertising at MF, but beyond that this has been purely word of mouth.
>>43429071>These little shits will be everywhere. good......
Quick update because the order form was wrong. At the end it mentioned that you should expect to receive an invoice in September. This is incorrect, you will be invoiced once the order of plushies have been made and they have been delivered to our distributor (likely early November). I've corrected that part of the order form, sorry I didn't catch it sooner.
>>43429686Uhh...what about the invoice I already got and paid off? Were those invoices earlier legit?
>>43428115Cool best of luck. Sorry to be overly paranoid. Please continue posting updates.
Dose anyone have a link to the video of an anon filly plushy being sent off the roof of a convention hotel in a home made balloon?
>>43429840https://pony.tube/w/8uM5qoZ8idFE8YCHa43jWp
>>43430040
>>43430040>>43430070>she came back
>>43429692NTA but OP explained that when placing a bulk order of many fillies you would get two invoices, one early one as an up-front to cover the manufacturing. I guess wait for OP to confirm but that was my understanding.
>>43429692If you ordered 20 or more plushies then you were sent an invoice for the cost of manufacturing the number of plushies you ordered. You will then recieve a second invoice once they are ready to ship. This invoice will be for shipping and include the manufacturer discount because we've got over 1500 ordered. For anyone who ordered less than 20, you will receive only 1 invoice when the plushies are ready to ship. This invoice is expected in early November.
>>43431135odd
20 more fillies for the horde
>>43430040Thanks for the link but I was hoping someone had the .mov file.
>>43431135>we've got over 1500 orderedWhat's the current count for ordered faggots?
>>43431135>>43429692>ordering 20+ fagsDid we ever get a pic from the Anon who ordered 100+? I can't remember the exact number, he paid something like 3k total.
>>43431541To clarify it was during the last v2 rerun.
>>43431401This was what was posted in the threadhttps://files.catbox.moe/eh3ja3.mp4https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43025243/#43035558
>>43431543284 fillies: found the post: >>42446888 Sadly no pic of the pallet of fillies.
>>434314411475 of regular preorders. Add in overproduction margin for shipping loss and other uses and we're essentially there. >>43431541Interestingly the largest single order of fillies is currently 30. There's 418 orders right now. Lots of people ordering between 1 and 5 plushies
>>43432479I got 10 ^:)
>>43432482Thank (you)!
>>43432479Do you think we'll make it to 1500 before the end of August? Things are looking pretty good.
>>43428904>soijaksIf you want to use slop, at least use the cooler slop than that.https://files.catbox.moe/vuqt0o.mp4
>>43432964qt
>>43432496I got an idea for an ad, can you get a 360 turnaround of the most recent filly? Or at least a few images that a turnaround guf can be made?
>>43433069Sure. Do you want a video of her spinning or a series of photos of her rotating?
>>43433491Either works as long as I can chroma key/isolate her from the background
>>43433491video would be more useful overall since you can just get stills from that if needed
Fucking hell, of course the /merch/ thread got slid from spam threads and retarded bait.
>>43434459bump this one then
>>43434763I was keeping both bumped
>>43432652Absolutely! We're at 1498 preorders right now.>>43434059>>43434173I did both. Getting her to spin was a challenge, I lack any spinning pedestals. So I had to make do. https://u.pone.rs/fryfzjmh.7z>>43434791Appreciate you Anon!
>>43435166SOMEONE HURRY UP AND ORDER TWO FAGGOTS RIGHT NOW
>>43435166FASTER(with sound https://youtu.be/65t7nn_Aptw )
>>434351681505 now. If we get to 2k then we get another 20¢ off and the testing cost gets further spread over the total. We're already now down to under $1 per filly for safety testing.>>43435228Reeeee filly will get sick
>>43426528Make your own, it's literally level of gluing macaroni art on cardboard. Or maybe commission a (((plushmancer)))
>>43435297If I remember correctly they said the testing was $700 so if that is spread over 1500 fillers it would be 47 cents per filly and then minus the first milestone discount makes it 27 cents per filly now? Just curious because under one dollar sounds like it would be closer to one dollar per filly is all. That being said if we hit 2k does that mean we eliminate the extra cost since it is spread over 2k fillies and 40 cent discount? If my math is right they should be five cents cheaper than initial cost if we hit 2k.
>>43435627Testing is $700 in US and $700 in EU, so 94 cents per filly
My idea
>>43435704And a version without the filly art if we probably shouldn't use other peoples' art to sell this
>>43435709>It's too dangerous to go alone! Take this.
>>43435709Good idea, but it has to be tiny, you won't be able to see shit when this is ad-sizedI just checked the exact dimensions and it's 728x90 for desktop and 300x250 for mobile
>>43435722Also for completeness>Accepted: GIF, WEBP, PNG, JPEG, MP4 · Max 3MB
>>43435722for desktop ad maybe have anon and filly to the left and the text to the right
>>43435709i prefer this one because the text is more legible
two weeks left until preorders close
>>43431549>she's escaping
I'll get some ad gift uploaded when I return from dinner. Spent all day trying to make good mp4s, but I am up to my dick's end with sony movie studio's bullshit
Here's the ideas for the desktop and mobile ads at the appropriate sizes
>>43437822
>>43437822>>43437825Nice, I'll launch the campaign with these, if anyone makes anything super fancy we can always add/swap images laterAlso, should the ads go directly to order.mppp.horse? Or should they link somewhere like the thread for example? My only concern is that if you click and ad and it just goes directly to a google form for ordering something with no context, it might seem shady.
>>43437976>should the ads go directly to order.mppp.horse? Or should they link somewhere like the thread for example?Probably to the OP of this thread since it has all the info and links there
>>43438016why not https://order.mppp.horse/
Oh I'm retardMaybe we need a little landing page of some sort before it redirects to the google form
then again, these are 4chan ads, so linking directly to this thread is probably fine
>>43438016>>43438030That's what I was thinking, OP it is then
>ads are upThis new ad platform is such utter fucking garbage holy shit. You can't edit anything after the campain is created, so for topping up the budget I'm gonna have to create a new campain and wait for approval again.
nice seeing pony ads on the main page of 4chan. Hope you make a lot of sales.
>>43438030As someone who saw the ad on /toy/, linking to the thread was the best choice. Congrats on the project.
>>43435627see >>43435689>>43435704>>43435709>>43437822>>43437825I fucking love you Anons. >>43438663Thank you, we're trying our best!Total is no 1549 preorders. To the people who ordered 20 plushies but haven't paid, please check your paypal email address.
cute ads. not into ponies but i wish you guys the best of luck regardless
>>43438599This website is owned by someone who doesn't use it and openly says that he wants it to intentionally be garbage so that it creates addicted users who give him lazy revenue.And then it's also run by a guy who's name is "rape ape". These are the geniuses you're working with, so. As is common in society the most stupid useless people who suck at what they do are in charge, it's how society is designed.
>>43438599Should you have linked to https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/mppp instead of the specific thread? Or do you think the campaign will expire before the current thread dies?
The desktop click-through rates are abysmal. Phonefags always click more, but I wonder if the mobile text is just better, with the general name included and clearly naming Anonfilly.>>43438722The old ad provider was a lot better, they just fucked it up at some point.>>43438723Yeah thread's pretty slow, if it does fall off I'll just make a new ad with the new link.
>>43438704wait im a bit confused - do you mean specifically people who made orders of 20 plushies, or that there are 20 orders that haven't paid. because i haven't gotten an invoice yet. sorry i'm severely retarded.
/mu/, /pol/, /lit/, /vr/ anon reporting. i've never cared about mlp in the slightest and was relieved when you guys finally got your own containment board but after seeing your ads i've decided it was imperative that i take home this adorable piece of 4chan culture. thanks bros, your passion for cartoon ponies is admirable and i shall be monitoring this thread for further updates
>>43439125Just one Anon? It will be lonely!
>>>/int/223962386
>>43439125Based. Enjoy your filly, fag.
>>43439125Fair warning: she's a violent alcoholic schizoHave a cage prepared
>>43439125this but only /trash/ for furry diaper porn and I might order other characters after depending on how I like it.
>>43439533though I have given my fair share of loads to poners and I've considered getting into the show just not sure where to start
>>43437822Is it yellow or green?
>>43439125welcome fellow /lit/tard
test
>>43439540The first episode, and go from there. No joke. The magic of good writing went strong from the start. You'll have ups and downs after the 2-part intro depending on what you're into, since it leans more into slice of life with moral lessons similar to some other kid's shows. But if you're into comfy? This is a hell of a show to do that.If you're into edgy, definitely watch the mini-series fan animation ".mov" by hotdiggedydemon. That was my first taste before I saw the first episode because I was curious about what on earth inspired that. Been in love ever since. Can't believe it's been over 10 years since then.
>>43439540season 1 episode 1 because thats where my wife shows up
>>43439540season 1 and 2 are the best by a long way. you won't regret watching this awesome show
>>43439563Green. I accidentally used the non-color corrected spin gif. I'll kill myself appropriately for this mistake
>>43439540We'll be mareathoning the series in a couple months starting on October 9th. Drop by for the stream if you can, it's a lot fun.
>>43439688Feel free to correct it, and I can swap out the campaigns
My hoodie Lyra has been keeping me company since 2013. Maybe she deserves another friend.
>>43439720Here you go, sorry about that.>>43439843That is fucking adorable, holy shit
>>43405600>>https://order.mppp.horse/>Estimated Cost Details (per plush):>Average cost of International shipping (North America*)Are shipping costs to Mexico considered part of North America or part of South and Central America? I'm asking because sometimes shipping companies classify them under one category or the other.
>>43439960If I understand correctly, shipping to South and Central America is more expensive because they don't have convenient ports for sea routes from China. So check if Mexico has any ports on the western coast.
there's going to be so many of these lil shids out in the world that they're going to inevitably get themselves into all sorts of situations
>>43405600>buy an a-Oh. Okay.
Sitewide ads are bloody expensive btw. I will probably splurge for another run at the deadline, for fun, but for now it's /mlp/ only.>>43438704I'm very curious, was there any noticeable uptick of orders yesterday (approx. -20 to -10 hours from the writing of this post)? Showing fillies to everybody is funi but it'd be interesting to know if anybody actually ordered.
Is it possible to pay with BTC
>>43441282>>43408199
>>43441278>Sitewide ads are bloody expensive btw.It was more than $300 to do sitewide ads for one day in the past.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36070102/#q36089721>for now it's /mlp/ only.You can at least extend it to /toy/, maybe /co/.They are not as fast as the mainstream boards.
>>43439217>leebot spam and deletedNot sure what they expected
>>43441325>You can at least extend it to /toy/, maybe /co/maybe also /a/ and /c/ for the lols
>>43441325It was about $300 for about 8-10 hours. And it was with a relatively small bid, some boards have insane ad whaling paying $0.50 or even $1 per 1000 views (minimum is $0.05 and most normal boards are below $0.10), there's just a shitton of traffic so it adds up really fast.>/toy/ and /co/Not a bad idea, should be affordable too.>>43441367/a/ is one of the really fast boards so I probably won't do it for the entire duration.
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>>43440720
>>43439125Hopefully the next project will be making an affordable lifesize for you to >plap
>>43441278I greatly appreciate the advertising. I did some rough data crunching with AI. I de-identified the data before feeding it to the clankers. Anyway There was a statistically significant bump between the 16th and 17th. We got a streak of 3 orders on the night of the 16th that were "From 4chan" not specifically the "from /mlp/" when asking where the orderer found us from. So there were some that found us through advertising. There was a general uptick over late August 16th and early 17th as well. We sold about 60 fillies in that time. We had 17 orders on the 17th alone when we normally have like 3 or 4 orders a day the past few weeks. It helped for sure and I'm greatly appreciative. Don't feel like you need to spend more on advertising, you're already helping a ton!. >>43439115If you ordered 20 or more you would have gotten an invoice to your PayPal invoice email address for the manufacturing cost. That needs to be paid by September 7th or the order will be cancelled. >>43439960Part of North America. It is about $5.50 to ship a single filly there. >>43441282email info@mppp.horse>>43442414Next is Floorb
Currently at 1592 preorders
>>43442702>floorb is next
>>43442720Can we make it to....1670....
>>43439125are there any other pieces of 4chan memorabilia can be purchase from other boards? AFAIK there is yotsuba coin and coins at /pmg/ >>43442720is there a upticks on sales to other countries/regions or is it just mostly from the americas or europe?
>>43442781Yes sort of. While most of the 17 orders on the 17th are from the USA we also got an order from Poland, Czechia, Mexico, and Canada during that day. We also got a few more orders from Russia recently.
10Fuck sliders.
Damn guysIt's been a couple of years since I've been hereThanks to both my mobile and home ISPs being range-IP-banned and lurking only it's boringI'm really happy to see this project still running, I already have a couple of anon fillies but two more will not hurt
a fine addition to the collection
>>43442702I'm curious about the "Where did you hear about this project?" part. How many orders are from offboarders, assuming everyone answered it honestly?
>>43441278I ordered after seeing the ad, I'm glad it was advertised.
>>43443440
>>43445909
can I edit the preorder to change the amount I'm getting or do I have to do a second form
>>43446864I believe you can still edit your form until the end of the month when orders end.
>>43414319What's the updated list look like now?
>>43414319i don't the data yet so i can't make a new one. i hope >>43442850 can provide us the latest number of orders
>>43447283>>43447545
>>43448240
>>43446448
>>43448651
>>43449045p10 bump!
>>43449519P9 sage
>>43443798222 from within /mlp/132 Active /mppp/ participant 51 Offsite (derpibooru, EQD, etc...)31 External 4chan.org based communities (cytube, dicksword, etc)18 within 4chan.org>>434475451633 preordered fillies spread across 470 orders>>43449519Thanks for all the bumps
>>43450040I think if they say they came from off the board they should be mailed an entire active volcano that blasts their face off when they open the package
I wish I wasn't fucking poor and could afford even one(1) filly. I'm still like 200$ short on rent and have 2 weeks. Shit sucks. Any ways to make quick money?
>>43450285fuck off spec.
>>43450285How many kidneys you got?
>>43450294Who is that>>434503782 but I meant legally. I don't think I can legally sell a kidney in 2 weeks
>>43450285join the poorfag's raffle and hope for the best
>>43450285Skip out on rent and get a filly or two
>>43450459then how would anon received anonfilly if his homeless?
>>43450285You got a PS5? It's got no games anyway. Sell it.
>>43450463Mail it to his hands and then just hold them out and wait
>>43450463>then how would anon received anonfilly if his homeless?You can ship to a pickup locker.
bump
>>43451442
>>43450466I don't have anything really. I even sold my GPU last year to help pay for rent. I stream on GeForce now,now. I literally think I'm fucked. Going to donate plasma tomorrow and even if I do that the rest of the month I'll still be short so hopefully I find an odd job or two on Craigslist as well.
>>43452334Fuck. Posted that as a joke but sorry to hear anon. Might have to look for a rent buddy.
>>43452334If you weren't an eqgnigger I'd tell you of an easy way to get a free filly, but you get no sympathy from me. Also you're illiterate so you only have yourself to blame.
>>43452342>eqgniggerI'm not really, I just picked a random one
>>43452342>>43452371This made me think of this pic if you were to change your flag over
>>43452394I'm white, and changed it
>>43452334>I stream on GeForce now,now.Well, time to sell your ass and run casino streams, auction streams, chickware streams, nude streams amd other degenerate stuff.
>>43452474>>43452474I'm too autistic to do any of that. I also have a sense of morality
>>43452495>I also have a sense of moralityLiterally shackles on your feet.I know because it fucked me over several times
>>43450285Just sign up for the secret santa in october and maybe someone will mail it to you. But that might be a bad idea if you're too poorfag to buy a gift in return.
>>43452612>that might be a bad idea if you're too poorfag to buy a gift in returnI don't think being banned from Secret Santa would change anything in his life.
>>43452615>>43452612I'm not always a poorfag I've just got screwed over the last month or so at work plus i used all my savings on my son's graduation gifts and going out to eat for the celebration.
>>43452641You have decided your priorities and now you must face that decision, no ponies for you
>>43452454>hand this hairy
>>43452334>>43452454join the poorfag's raffle. if you win, then donate on the floorb run. i've won on the last poorfag's raffle on the anonfilly v2 run and i've decided to donate on this year's run
>>43452474Anon, geforce now streams are where you play a video game in the cloud (and get it streamed to you), it's not a platform where you livestream to others
>>43452454Then join the poorfag raffle, it is literally made for people like youAnd you don't have to donate afterwards unless you get your entire situation fully sorted by that point and want to
>>43452764he stuck it up your moms vagina
>>43452764That's the hand of man. You're not some sort of hairless poof are you?
>>43453172mine is milder
>>43452764>he didn't get the hobbit geneLucky bastard. Meanwhile I'm over here more Greek than Hercules.Fucking hair everywhere. Bushy and wiry, the shit grows faster than I can shave.Do you know how much this sucks? Every last drain I come close to just instantly clogs. Every last bead of sweat gets trapped in the jungle of hair and it STINKS. Like vinegar and death.And Celestia forbid I shave against the grain. The little shits ingrow and I look like some kind of leper.Fuck. I'd rather be some SEA midget than deal with this shit.
>>43453188desu I do have hairy parts of my body Legs. On multiple occasions I've been nicknamed "kiwi legs" for how hairy they are, but lands are reeeeally light in their hair coverage
>>43453188>and it STINKS
>>43453188Anon you forgot the shitting experience. When you either shave your asshole weekly or having to fear that your ass hair gets shit all over and has to wipe/clean for half an hour. This is why I installed a bidet next to my toilet.
>>43453188>I'd rather be some SEA midget congrats anon, here's your complementary hot and juicy SEA mares
>>43453188>And Celestia forbid I shave against the grainIS THAT WHAT I KEEP DOING WRONG WHEN IM SHAVING MY PUBES??????
>>43453226None of this is needed. You guys are being intentionally retarded. Is nobody else relatively normal on this board? Apart from being a horsefucker?
>>43453439dont shave your dick and balls in general retard just trim that shit down to a 1 with some clippers
>>43453976anon I'm obese I have to do it blind by feel alone and I'd rather do that with a razor than with an electrical appliance
Put a little hat on the Goth filly cuz she absolutely needed it. The other two fought over the socks.>>43453439>>43453188>>>/trash/ is that way.>>43452641Enter the poorfag raffle, it applies even for temporarily poorfags too. Anyone is free to donate to it as well if they wanna sponsor a poorfag's filly. Just email us at info@mppp.horse
>>43453443>nobody else relatively normal on this board
>>434502851. Make a cash flow spreadsheet. Mark your fixed and estimations of variable monthly expenses against your income to find your monthly net profit2. Van/car life is kick ass when done properly. Minimalism is freeing. Throw your shit in a storage unit, shower at the gym, solar panel on your car roof, gamer time.
>>43453226Bidets are needed. I'm pretty sure the "toilet paper only" is a Jewish psyop to make people touch their asshole and spread germs. Yes they are that pettyz evil, and retarded. They are Indian.
>>43452334>paying for gamesYou can emulate the entire GameCube, n64, and SNES catalog on any modern potato PC, for free. Roms are on archive.org. Go ask a church for work or a job. Staffing agencies. Recruiters. Do something skilled or builds into a skill, dont stack shelves into your 40s and wonder why you make $0. If you can "wrench" on PCs go through a comptia A+ study guide, say youre A+ trained, get a help desk job, and dont ever pay for the cert.
>>43454940Based resourcefulanon. Yeah even if you have a phone you can get away just emulating retro turn based RPGs. I'm big on retro and indie now because of the affordability lmao, modern games demand big hardware and also cost like 70+ dollars for some god damn reason.
>>43455089All my favorite games are low spec. L4D2, mechwarrior online. Starcraft literally runs on e waste from the 90s and is one of the most well made blizzard games ever. DOTA and League are based on a single custom map from Starcraft. I need to replay campaign...
>>43455114Yeah same. I could live off of retro, indie, and games from before like 2015 or whatever more or less. I played Team Fortress 2 Classified the other night and it was so comfy and that shit's old, it'll run nice on anything from what I understand. The only thing I play that's more demanding or modern is Street Fighter 6 which I enjoy a lot.anyways to be on topic with the thread I finally got around to preordering a plush, it'll be my second pony plush, my first being a Reesee Pinkie Pie.
>>43454940In 2026 you don't even need a dedicated GPU for gaming.Radeon 780m can handle all games that are somewhat optimized.https://youtu.be/w6h_lFEXtQs?si=anXKFdo064JYLSKQ
>>43454940>Do something skilled or builds into a skillThe only skill I have is making T-shirts,stickers, custom items but I don't know how to capitalize on that. I'd love love to do MLP and fandom stuff but I'm not artist and wouldn't want to steal others work.
>>43455324Find a local band, and talk with them about making merch. Negotiate profit split, and sell it outside the venue. 2nd possibility, make the stuff and sell it anyway (also possible to do with larger bands). 3rd possibility, offer to sell them merch products to sell on their own.Something to keep in mind is that people are usually looking to buy a memory of the moment. Not the item itself. So you don't need to worry TOO much about it being this big production. Don't sell too low, because people could gain the impression it's cheap garbage (as stupid as that is). Consider bottle openers too.
>>43440720>>43444133
>>43455704
1675 preorders, 9 days left. Got some business cards made for guerilla marketing at MF. no news otherwise
just ordered 10 ^:)i already have a bunch of V1's as well
>>43457541Thank you Anon! Now we're up to 1685! Can we make it to 2000?
AnonFilly OTC (ordered thru China) proven to expand your airways for cheaper than the leading name brands. Order eight today and you'll be satisfied for life!
>>43457547can i request the latest number of orders, similar to >>43408956. i want to update my map >>43414319
Counted the latest China orders, we're now at 1690.For anyone in China who wants a filly you can order through the official China form. https://docs.qq.com/form/page/DU1BhcFh4TEVFVW1G#/fill>>43457705(you) may and (you) may receive. Here is the DEID data https://u.pone.rs/jnekohzo.csv
>>43457771kinda surprised russia's only at 6
>>43457878>kinda surprised russia's only at 6Other Anons don't believe that Anonfilly is good at evading drone strikes.
>>434575209 days left to order at all?Or 9 days left for preordering?Gonna be sad if these fillers are gone forever after 9 days, since I've promised myself not buy random stuff until I have my first job.
>>43457971enter the poorfag raffle
>>434579719 days left to place an order period. It's now or never. there's always the poorfag raffle
>>43457771Thank you so much>>43447283here's the updated one
>>43458094I'm 25 and just got my first job. It isn't worth it, keep being a neet and just live at the whims of the world. Maybe filly money will just appear if you dream hard enough.
>>43458016>9 days left to place an order period. It's now or never.Ah, darn.>>43457975>enter the poorflag raffle>>43458016>there's always the poorflag raffleBeing 23 and having never even LOOKED for a job yet in my life, my lack of disposable money is entirely a pit of my own making, so I don't feel I *deserve* a filler that could go to someone who's genuinely SoL right now.Plus, I technically could buy an old CAR if I wanted, so a $20 plush is peanuts money by comparison, and thus I'd be kind of "cheating" by using the raffle (and again, depriving some actually poor anon from getting one).(So why don't I buy one if I easily have $20 to spend? Because if I say yes to this, what else am I gonna say yes to buying? I don't want my semi-nonrenewable savings be slowly chipped away by frivolous purchases. Plus, the ability to buy random fun stuff gives me a bigger incentive to actually get a job.)
>>43458095Rerouting this reply to >>43458096(I accidentally wrote "disable" instead of "disposable", which in this case can change the message.)
>>43458051>one filly going to south AfricaOh dear
>>43458107That filler'll end up in Equestria.
>>43458112Our envoy
>>43457878paypal is 403, shipment might be beyond fucked and a significant chunk of us currently flee the fucking country after the confirmation of another draft happening
>>43458122ah. that makes sense.
>>43458096>anonfilly>frivolous purchases
>>43458122 Shipping from China is fine. I never experienced any problem with that. Paying on the other hand is pretty tricky. But I hope my method still works. If not, things will get interesting.
>>43458132>Shipping from China is fineidk with all the VSU bombings of WB and Ozon I wouldn't be surprised with Russian Postal also getting hit
>>43458147>I wouldn't be surprised with Russian Postal also getting hitIt is already hit indirectly. With all these fuel shortages and sea routes closure the remaining transport is either essentially nationalized for military purposes (railroads) or has huge congestion (trucks).So even if Anons buy the plushies there is no guarantee that they will be able to receive them - this cargo is too cheap and non-essential.
>>43458096From my perspective, /mlp/-made items are unique and rare, not just some commodity or random frivolous purchase. And they're always time-limited and almost always single run, so if you miss one your only chance afterwards is to hunt it at cons or pay overpriced prices on ebay.So if there's anything I'd make an exception for, it'd be a board project like this, and the reasoning for the exception wouldn't carry over to anything else either.
>>43458051Added to the total UK orders, finally the filly will be mine
Not sure if I am just colorblind but this anonfilly looks pretty yellow-ish in the photos posted compared to previous versions. Is it just weird lighting and will it look more green in person?
>>43458333>he does not know about the recent piss scent trend
>>43458333authentically colored with chinese worker piss
>>43458333>Is it just weird lightingMost certainly it is, the walls and floor in the image also look way more yellow than they are expected to be.It should look more like this.
>>43458386The edit you made makes it look so much nicer and makes more sense. Thank youI’ll be bringing an Anonfilly home then. Hope she likes watching me work on my desk
>>43419436>>43419438where do i get one
>>43457563I can breathe again! Its a Christmas miracle!
>>43459307Das rite! For the low price of a genuine $20 bill, this little green filly will bring (You) to your knees, singing praise to the skies just in time for Hearth's Warming season. HO HO HALLELUJAH, HEIL CELESTIA!!
>>43458051One to Israel. If that was you, drop a burner, we're brothers
>>43458051The countries with only one order are interesting. Wonder who the Japan and Italy bros are.
>>43459866I'm wondering if the Irish lad is this guy.
>>43459894Absolutely fucking justified
>>43458879you make one
>>43459866>Wonder who the Japan and Italy bros are.not sure about Italy, but Japan had a generous Anon tl;dr a set of Veritys were shipped from Japan to a guy who later gave one to me
>>43458096>>43458095I fear the J*b.I’ve worked 3-4 jobs in my lifetime and they were all dogshit.My last job kicked me off after 2 weeks because I was actually being careful on customer vehicles and thus “too slow”.Scholarship bux are the way to go, somehow get as much as you can, even if if means pretending to be a troon for “woman-only” grants.
>>43458095You could fight for I̶s̶r̶a̶e̶l̶ Equestria by enlisting and doing everybody else's job but your own!
>>43460749>J*bI don't want to underplay the difficulty, but these days there is so much stuff you can do as a self employed guy. I'd never consider go back to wageslaving. Requires a bit of brains but the average anon here has those. And for the balls needed it depends on the niche. Most digital stuff is a timesink at worst, so no real money lost if it doesn't work out. And as for the paperwork, just make the business official after it works, it's how everyone does it, and I say that as someone from one of the most bureaucratic hellholes there are tax wise.Look at the average boomer or normalfaggot and see how many of them manage to make a profit even if they're half retarded. Believe in yourselves lads. You can do it.
>>43460749Getting a career is goodHaving a low paid menial job sucks ballsI know way too many good people who are perfectly smart and skilled and stuck doing delivery driver tier jobs
>>43460767>self employ yourself! Doing what?Seriously everyone acts as if it’s the second coming of Luna to work for yourself, but never has any idea on “what” you can do.Ignoring the initial money investment into a business, what the fuck is there to do? I don’t use normie social media by principle so I’m already fucked.>inb4 “dude just do landscaping”sure let me shell out a few hundred for a portable payment processor and tools then knock on doors day after day asking if they want their grass cut or whatever.
>>43460777idk man I'm more IT invested but I see so much stuff I could do. I'm already doing pretty good in my niche so I don't really see any reason to branch out but I see new stuff to do all the time.Take the classic of making boomer websites. Yeah sure it's one of the classic "make easy money" things from years back, but at least in my rural german area I could make bank just going door to door and showing them cheap templates made for their website, based on one basic template I then tell my AI agent to adapt their logos and text to. When my mother told me what her friend pays per month for her shitty yoga website just because it is "hosted in the US" I almost got an aneurysm.Or take modernizing peoples workflows or systems with the power of AI(tm). I made a buddy of mine a little script to help him do bookkeeping for his company and he told me he would have paid 10k for that if he had known how much time that would save. And it was like a day of listening to his problems and finding out where the fixable time-sinks are, then doing a few hours of "work" with the AI.And yeah you may now go "yeah but I don't have people that need help" or "no one would pay ME that much". But look at how much boomers trust someone because their website looks nice, they have a nice suit and they showed them a 5 minute powerpoint.I know I'm preaching some miracle solution here. And if you're in the US it could be a bit tougher, seeing how relatively competitive it is there and how high cost of living is, but at least EU is completely stuck in the stone age. Show someone a paypal OTP email code being scraped to his phone in 2 seconds via a regex imap script and it'll blow his mind.Sorry for rambling, but I am one of those "b-but what if it goes wrong"-people, and if I hadn't been shaken out of it by someone else, then I'd still wageslave instead of enjoying myself, doing work when I want it for a price I set. You are your only limit. Trust yourself. You can do it.
>>43459847Israeli pony orderer here. You can buy it in 3 hours worth of Israeli minimum wage work, don't ask me to buy one for you.
>>43460832>israeli>automatically assumes any socialization attempt is to ask for moneyOy vey...
>>43460857>>43460832Original anon here. Yes, what? I wasn't going to ask that. I'm buying 5. Oy vey indeed.
>>43460749I mostly just hate the wageslave jobs where I have to handle money under a dozen corporate cameras. If the job market was better and I could get something I actually cared about and was good at, I'd be perfectly fine working.>>43460767I've done some smaller plushie projects as well as clothes, puppets, crochet, and usually I just make stuff for myself or as gifts. There are a few things I know I could get into selling but not having the initial funds for supplies is a rough wall when it comes to starting to earn money solo.
>>43460857Nice try, but I'm not buying you a plush.
>>43460832>>43461204>t.
>>43461204B'chai elohim, achi, ani lo rotze. Rak ratziti le holechet le dizengoff o mashu yom echad. Anachu achim.
>>43460722How cute!>>43460832I got not problem with you guys but this response is very defensive and kinda makes you look bad.
>>43460865>>43461436Alright, sorry for being a dick. I thought "drop me a burner" meant "drop me a copy of a plushy" which sounded presumptuous, as I only ordered one. I guess you actually mean a public address to meet in.I'd be interested. I live in the north, but I'd take the train to the center for you bro. Maybe we could watch a movie and you could show me around the place.
>>43460832>>43461204>kike instantly clutches his purse strings for no reasonMy fucking sides
>>43462754>no stereotypes were harmed by those posts
>>43462639I meant drop me a burner contact email, like a throwaway account, that I can email you at so we can hang out whenever I can afford to come back to aretz.
>>43459894Sorry anon, it's just me apparently. Either that other fellow has moved on or he's in Equestria now.Hopefully my filly enjoys coming to the emerald isle.
>>43460749>I fear the J*byou do it for the mares. i do it so i can have mares in my life
Last update before I depart for MF:>1782 preorders so far>Find the prototype fillies at the Charity Auction and the main /mppp/ prototype at the Equestrian Imports stall.>Still accepting poorfag donations. We've got a lot of poorfags this time around.
>>43464301Will all three prototype fillies be up for auction?
>>43462639I'm surprised someone familiar with Anonfilly and board culture would be an internet newfag?>>43462763Take pics if it ever happens.
>>43464855Israelis are in the American 70s, culturally. It's really interesting.
>>43464301It's because someone told Spec and he's Sybiling the system
filly up
>>43464923>Israelis are in the American 70s, culturally.how high are they?
>>43465574Quite. Buddy of mine told me a story where a cop took the joint right out of his hand and ripped the thing and just drove off.
>>43460832>>43461204>חברות זה קסם>אנונים מנסים להתחבר>OyVeyOyVai.alacאיזה מניאק יצאתI'm gonna buy TEN fillies for myself and another ten for the raffle to compensate for your kvetching.
oh shit! I almost sat on it for too long!!what's the current largest order? Maybe I'll try and beat it.
>>43466556I think it's this >>43432479
bumpa
>>43466556its 30 in the USA >>43458051
What day do orders actually close?
Damn I almost forgot to order my faggots
>>43470510August 31st at 11:59pm at the International date line. So effectively sometime on September 1st for most Anons.
I sent an email to the info mppp address yesterday or the day before about a large order I want to make and am waiting to hear back before following through, but am worried I'll miss the window. yeah yeah, I should have ordered sooner. that's on me, my bad.
Any updates and will Celestia be in either lineup? Even if its years out? I've been in a bad and long depressive episode. Getting scammed made it worse. If you don't believe me, fine. But do not pay in a way you can't take back if you didn't pay them yet. Because I can't even bare the self hatred I have right now over losing the money. I've slept all month and I can't put down weed and drinks lately. Idek how to cope with it or my other life issues really. I've been searching for a contingency lawyer for a while but idk if it's hopeless anyway. The firms I've called keep telling me that I'm shit out of luck or that I need a lawyer in China. For ages I've been dealing with PNC begging for an investigation and refund. If there happens to be anyone here semi familiar with consumer protection and international fraud laws, or navigating refunds at PNC, please inform me if there's anything I can do to get refunded. Or even if you have a number for a representative that isn't some Indian who can barely understand what I'm saying. It was a bank transfer to China from my PNC bank account based in the USA. I fucking hate PNC.
>>43471008context?
>>43471177Bro tried to commission some LS plushies from the Proles Republic of Chudmanistan and got scammed bigly
>>43471177Read >>43421230Anon wanted to find someone who could do a cheap lifesize, lost money, now he's counting on the other affordable LS anon to pull through and do what he could not so he can finally get his wife.
>>43471196>>43471207thanks for the context
>>43462763I'll need to create one first.Give me a couple days.I am very ashamed of what I said earlier.
>>43471814Fret not my dear anon, it was merely a misunderstanding and the exchange was quite amusing.
Man, I'm so on the fence about this.It's like, do I really want to spend $21-32 dollars for *this* of all things?But also, it's *only $21-32*, and it's close to my birthday.Though by the time I get them, we're gonna be mid-remodel, so I'm likely not taking them out of the box immediately, to avoid having them get covered in construction dust.But it's only a limited time run...
>>43472904>do I really want to spend $21-32 dollars for *this* of all things?Sounds like you're a poorfag, to be quite desu.That's like a day of groceries where I live.
>>43472916Not poor. Just can't actively replenish my savings.Which makes $30 feel way worse than it is.If I got a job tomorrow, I pretty much instantly wouldn't care anymore.
>>43472904>>43472928$30 is practically nothing, if you're on the fence about it because of savings I'm inclined to believe there isn't much in savings to begin with tbdesu. Either way, just go for it anon, it's a limited-time opportunity and $30 is something that can easily be replenished in under a day with something like basic food service/retail wageslavery. At worst, you can likely salvage $30 by eating cheapo ramen or something for a few weeks. You'll kick yourself for years to come thinking back on passing up the filler for what amounts to 10 items or less from Walmart.
>>43472928>he is jobless, but claims he is not poorApply for poorfag raffle, retard.
>>43473252>salvage $30 by eating cheapo ramenIf he actually don't have a job he is better going to a food bank.
>almost missed preorderswhat would i do without yet another abuse faggot
cute autistic retard
>>43473570>>43473572>this anon is 100% poor despite what he saysI still live with my parents, you assumers. I don't have to pay for the basic shit like food & utilities (even though I should just get a job and contribute). It's why I refuse to join the poorflag raffle; I get so much shit for free I don't friggin' deserve free merch too.Honestly the more I explain this the more I realize how stingy I'm being over $30. Like $30 is not gonna change my ability to buy a second car if my current one burns out the piston rings or something.
>>43473794Honestly the more I think about this, the more I'm realizing I could spend $500 on canon Symbiote plushies, and it'd still be a fairly meaningless cost.I'm so used to just saving I need to retrain myself to be okay with spending a little sometimes...
>>43473811>I'm so used to just saving I need to retrain myself to be okay with spending a little sometimes...Sigmund Freud says you're stuck on the anal stage.Are you studying for IT, by the way? Here is the professional psychological analysis of this problem:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GIcP6xvW5Q
>>43472916>That's like a day of groceries where I live.HOW. Do you mean per grocery run, that much for the whole family, or are you the size of a blimp? You guys shouldn't be burning though that much money on that per DAY. Reminds me of my recent breakdown on burger costs when some ameri/pol/ shmuck either ragebaited or didn't disclose he constantly ate out.>you can buy an 18-count bag of burgers off costco + membership ($65/year) for a total of ~$100.75 on initial cost. 6 days supply. For the rest of the month of burgers, ~$146.24.>Add maybe 2 bucks for a loaf or getting 8-pack buns. You need 90 buns. 11-12 packs of buns, ~$26.40. Do loaves, far cheaper or far more extra bread for other shit. Total?>~$273.39. Fuck off you lazy fatass door-dashing shitbag.>And this is 10% taxes added, by the way. Going local is obviously going to spike up prices but I don't know the rates.Unless you're eating out. In that case, watch Caleb Hammer you filthy non-budgeter.
>>43473898>>That's like a day of groceries where I live.>HOW.I don't eat shit, that's how. Fruits and meat are expensive where I live.
>>43473794>>43473811this is (you) btw. there's nothing wrong with spending on yourself from time to time; you’re not gonna be a poorfag for the rest of your lives. you could also give back to the community, just like this anon >>43452945
>>43472904Just buy it. I'm not a complete poorfag but I'm not rich either, but putting aside $30 for a plushie won't make me starve. Have the filly be a reward for when you're done. You know damn well when preorders close you'll regret not grabbbing one.
>>43472904Did you decide to order a filly, anon? I simply must know the conclusion to this tale.
Uh...I've never used PayPal and don't have an account.How does that all work, and how much info is it going to wring out of me if I sign up for an account?
>>43475807Firstname lastname card/bank account, addy
>>43475822Ah, so any old shipping info.THXThe audience is listening.
>>43475807you can both use debit and credit cards for paypal. however if your country is under FATF greylist, certain banks wont easily be linked to paypal
>>43473894The part about sublimation of physical aggression and repressed feelings into toxic posts and comments that always shit on someone reminded me of /mlp/.The part about collective anal fingering and masturbation session reminded me of Mare Fair.
>>43475800Ordered 2.Will be my first ever pony plushies, so I didn't want to order one and have filly be lonely.(Also if I decide to start going to cons, and want to take one, I don't have to worry as much about her getting covered in germs & grime. The other will just be the at-home clean one.)
Can I sex the plushy
Hi I'm anonfilly
Hi I'm anon
>>43477453Sex with plushies and buy them
They join their older sisters. Honestly, if I'd known the first one was the highest sell price (1200, I think?), I would have gunned for it harder to have all three together
>>43477045Wholesome good ending!
>>43473252>You'll kick yourself for years to come thinking back on passing up the filler for what amounts to 10 items or less from Walmart.Some would say it's the most basic FOMO, but I do regret skipping the snowpone. The money doesn't matter in the long run, unlike memories of being a small part of this ordeal. Even though I suck at having plushies or anything else that's not a practical tool. Well, those fillies might actually be tools, and not the sharpest ones in the shed, but you get what I mean. They sit somewhere, then they get dusty and I hide them because they deserve better.>>43477045Good choice and solid reasoning, anon.
If anyone is looking at wawa or a gas station/walmart/whatever, I can throw in on gas
>>43453226bidet is the secret tech they try to keep from you. its a game changer.
>>43405600dubs also can I fuck this thing
>>43477822are you still herei know who has filly #1
>>43478097I feel like FOMO is a legitimate concern and rational incentive here. You can still find FiM shit being produced by virtue of the show's legacy and staying power, but /mlp/-specific memorabilia is far more limited. You're 100% right in that money doesn't matter in the face of long-term ownership and being even a small part of the culture while it's still present & active. Celestia knows I regret being absent during the 10th anni and missing out on the coin.
>>43479715anyway you guys can photo them toigether before yall go home
>>43479682>dubs also can I fuck this thingIf you unseam her from behind, remove some filling and install a fleshlight - why not? She has enough space inside to use as an onahole.
>>43479719>Celestia knows I regret being absent during the 10th anni and missing out on the coin.Post a throwaway email, maybe I can do something about that.
>>43479715I kind of wish the fillies were numbered by the manufacturer, would just be cool to see what number filly you have and bond with other fillies over similar numbers, also the chance for potentially legendary digits. Would be way more work to actually do since then the tags wouldn't be uniform and they'd need to have a whole new system for printing out that info accurately and have it be attached to the fillies so it will remain only a dream
>>43479719same, i missed the deadline for yotsuba coin due to me hesitating for it
i clicked the adkinda want
>intend to rehome my mppp collection except for a first batch V1 filly or two>filly V3 is so cute, I need one
>>43479798Are you a poorfag?
>>43479802not that badly but shipping here is expensivealso just bought the angel gabby plush recently and mum doesnt like me buying plushies
>>43479819OK, I sent an email.
This shit sucks you need to make a gubby plush
>>43479806>and mum doesnt like me buying plushieskek why? Too childish?
>>43480166She caught him cutting holes in them
>>43480188>implying you need holes to fuck your plushies
>>43405600ordered 20 faggotswhat do?
>>43480250wait for a gay orgy @ your home
>>43480210Yeah I just rub my hard cock against my filly until I ejaculate all over her. And then I take her to marefair and ask people to hold her.
>>43480325I do that with my Aryanne, the white fur hides the stains.
>>43480347If anything the white fur would make it more visible since cum goes yellow after a while, numbnuts.
>>43480429Not when it's fresh!
I hope I still managed to place my pre-order in time
>>43480250childproof youre domicile
>>43480250Pepare thine sphincter
>>43479715Yeah, currently up on the second floor with The One
>>43480664yall got together? hell yeah, one last filly reunion, don't forget to post a picture
>>43480675Not yet, still just chilling out
About ready to put in my order. I genuinely didn't think you guys were still doing this. I have anonfilly v1 and last I remember you guys were making twiggie before I left to be a full time wage slave. What others have you guys made since then?
>>43480942There was the version 2 of the anonfillies, Aryanne sans swastika, Frosty Flakes the snowpony, Verity (a horse rescue that /mlp/ funded), and I'm fairly confident there's at least one more that I'm forgetting but am too drained from mare fair to remember at the moment
>>43480988nasa
Also waiting second floor now before Maredival Times with gothfilly.
>>43481002Thank you>>43481033If you want we can get a picture with all three when you guys get back. Maybe get all the /mppp/ plushes in there too if we have them. I don't have a Twigger or NASA though
>>43481372I do but they're out in the old crown vic
How much time is remaining until orders close exactly? I just came back from a trip and I dunno if it's too late to do a short run of site-wide ads stillIf OP doesn't reply within an hour or so I'll probably fall asleep (I did get some ads on /toy/ and /co/ and the like for the funnies for the last couple of days though)
>>43481763>East of the International Date Line (Americas side): It is Monday, August 31, 2026, at 11:04 AM>Orders close armt 23:5913 hours left.
>>43442702so if i only ordered 2, when should i expect to get an invoice?
>>43481833See >>43431135Probably in november.
>>43481372On the way back now have do a bit of packing then I'll be down by 9:30 probably
>>43405600just saw this as an ad on /v/youve found a way to pony-post on other boards. its clear now we couldnt stay safe from you foreveri kneel
>>43482042wait while im here can i get some tips from whoever made this? ive been trying to make a plush of a different character but the results have been doo doo garbage. would you have any books youd recommend on designing plushies?also just remembered the characters creator is a mlp fan
>>43482022I'll be on the second floor balcony area with the fillies and some extra /mppp/ plushes
The fillies reunited
>>43482205>Big sisters meeting their little sistersWhat advice would the big fillies give to the little fillies?
>>43482212They are told every slur, who they apply to, and how to prioritize them
SK...
I think we might have swapped v2s by accident during the photo. This one doesn't have the little head tilt to her I'm used to
>>43482368I'll bring her back down I was still around there anyway
>>43437822Saw this and came to see how far this has come. It's pretty cool. I'll have to find my V1 anonfilly and make sure she hasn't escaped the packaging she was shipped in.I'm sure I just misplaced it, I mean it's not like they wander off.
>>43482410>it's not like they wander off
>>43482397On my way
>>43482052These ones in particular were made through a company called Symbiote and uses their pre-exisitng design base. They were basically crowdfunded to reach their minimum production requirement.We do have a lot of resources for DIY'ing your own plushes, and of course a lot of community plush makers that can be commissioned.The /merch/ and /create/ threads are your best bet for those. Seems a new /create/ thread hasn't been made yet, but /merch/ is up >>43437408
>>43405600>>43481786I really wanted to order 3 anonfillies but I just went to fill the form and it says not accepting responses but its still not yet midnight 31st august PDT THERES STILL 2.5HOURS TO GO AHHHHHHHHHHH pls help
>>43482535I literally got 3 pages in where it asked where I heard about /mppp/ then on the next page it said it was no longer accepting responses, why did it close early when I was on the middle of filling it out
>finally have money after many set backs>forget I am PST time>application is closedoh
>>43482535>>43482541>>43482557You retards had more than enough time to fill out the form
>>43482557ngl I just found out like 2 weeks ago, was busy on hospital stay and paying that off. I guess I'll just wait for if a 4.0 fillyanon gets made
>>43482565Life happens and sometimes its not possible to get to things on time for various reasons>>43482594>>43482557I sent an email to info@mppp.horse asking if he'd kindly let me order stillmaybe you can try the same
>>43482557>finally have moneyUhh, Anon, you might have to work on your reading comprehension.The payment is supposed to happen much later, currently it's only a preorder phase.
The total is 2568.I reopened the orders for 2 more days due to continued interest. It closes Midnight Eastern Date Time. The deadline for paying invoices for orders of 20 or more plushies is Midnight Eastern Date Time September 8th. After which the order will be immediately placed to Symbiote so we can begin the manufacturing phase asap. When I have more time later in the week I'll share a new set of finalized de-identified pre-order data.
>>43482775>Closes Wednesday the 2nd at 11:59pm Eastern Date Time
>>43482775>2568Wow, that’s quite the jump
I'm going to order -2568 so nobody will get a filly!
>>43482775Good to know. Do you know why the form closed early when earlier you said it would close at the international date line?
>>43482775Your ads are still showing up on other boards, unless you've stopped them in the last few hours>t. clicked it earlier
>>43482775how did you found that trip
isn't advertise forbidden
>>43482951>>43482953go back to bed India sirs
>>43482775>2568 orders up from 1782Holy shit you got a lot of orders at mare fair then I assume.>>43482999Checked.
>>43482775Btw, do I need to setup a PayPal account before the invoice, or can I do it once the invoice arrives?
>>43483070You normally don't need a paypal account to pay. In most cases it just processes your bank card, just like Stripe.We should put this in the OP next time.
>>43408319Beware trying to use pre-paid credit cards online. 2 years in a row someone gifted me pre-paid credit cards and I couldn't use it for anything online I could only use them physically in stores. This is a recent thing in the last 5 years I believe. Something something $ laundering think of the children etc.
>>43483291Yeah it's called "3D secure" I think, where Visa/Mastercard and your bank do extra checks and also forbid prepaid cards among other things. Over here half the time your bank will ask you for a text message, app, or physical card reader confirmation when you're paying to a merchant/website that you haven't regularly paid before (for fraud prevention and shit).It sucks balls, true enough.At least MPPP accepts crypto though
why hearts on the hooves
>>43483316hooves are love
>>43483316Not a fan of this either but I ain't been on this board in awhileThank you to whoever bought the ad, would not have seen this otherwise and was able to get 2 last nightThey will help me get through these dark times
my total came out a bit less than I thought it might be. I wonder if I should have ordered more. ...of course when I get the shipping invoice, that might be where the fillies rape me.
Sph or crotchb00b option?
>>43482775Any news on the poorfag raffle mayhaps?
>>43483462Poorfag raffle will be raffled once orders closeYou will not know if you're receiving a filly or not, until she shows up at your door one day
To the Polacks who ordered plushies during previous runs. Are there any problems that may occur during shipping? I have never ordered anything from China.
I saw the prototypes at Mare Fair's charity area and they were noticeably smaller than the previous Anonfilly plushies that came out. Are the final plushies really gonna be that small?
>>43483957The new run uses the established filly proportions that symbiote uses
>>43483957Yeah. Thread voted on using symbiote's filly size model
>>43483641For some reason all pony merch in this country is delivered to post office in pic rel village. Prepare for a road trip, hopefully not in a yellow van with certain moonfag a touch too eager to meet his wife in Equestria, or so I've been told.When receiving the package/exchanging awizo for horsies you'll have to pay penalty for continued existence of Poczta Polska (8,50 zł) and some duty, IIRC previous bundle of three green fags stole like 30 zł from me and immediately spent it on Amarena in nearby Biedronka. They've been sober since then. Aside from that, the packaging was plain and didn't make me spill spaghetti so no worries there. I think I recall a larger order of Symbiote pones (which might have been shipped from USA) was once held in customs, and I had to fill a form permitting aforementioned PP to have fun on my behalf with the people there.
>>43483969ToT
Does anyone have a picture of all 4 business cards?It looked like each day, the poor filly was getting more worried
You know what? I ordered two instead of one.
>>43485094Same
>>43485094Me three. I'm gonna see if I can use the spare to barter at the next mare fair.
>Was 99% sure I ordered 10 fillies months ago>Can't find any PayPal receipts or confirmation>Re-order 10 more fillies on the 31stI'm going to be buried
>>43485437how do I check just to make sure I ordered mine?
>>43485459You should get an email receipt containing a copy of your google form.
>>43483957i voted for 8 inch filly
>>43485538not those anons, but I never got a copy of the Google form eitherI only knew that it went through because I made a 20+ order and got an early invoice>>43485899you voted correctlyyou aren't getting less filly, you are getting a higher concentrated filly
>>43483641I got a single V2 faggot last time and had zero problems, I don't remember paying any customs or vat or something. That was before the retarded 3 euro tax though, so I expect to pay at least 20 PLN on top of the order price.
