Oh hey Anon, I convinced Celestia and Luna to impose a Bachelor's tax on you and the single stallions in Equestria. It's a week's pay every month. Something as a bit of an incentive for males like you to get married.
the anon below me is a griffon
>>43420720This is clearly a ploy to get me to jokingly ask you to marry me only to reveal yourself as Chrysalis and then say yes.
What? Oh no I'm totally dating. Yep. Just ask Braeburn, we date so much. All the time, actually.
What if I count myself as a chick?
>>43420737You're a griffon
>>43420720What do you think of my fiance, Candyass?
>>43420756She's gonna shit out so many of my eggs
>>43420720Alright, Pumpkin Princess.
>>43420720But why? None of us have any money
>>43420720joke's on you, i have no income so this doesn't affect me.
>>43420720Can I just pay a mare 1/4 of my income to be my mare wife instead
>>43420720>Marriage is a scam and a humilation ritual>Now not getting married is a scam and a humilation ritualThis sucks
>>43420720Slut
You malignant whore. I will be fucking stallions instead of mares just to spite you.
Find a nice mare and get married already.
>>43421838There's a nice mare right here!
>>43421847>>>/trash/
>>43421848I'm stealing your wife, Shining!
>>43421847duck horse
>>43421847based!
>>43421838You can't get my dick hard for mares, you tyrant.
>>43421838Usecase for marriage?
>>43421847Why does she look old?
>>43420720Well Celestia and Luna aren't married so call them here
>>43421838What if I'm attracted to married mares?
>>43420720>25% income taxThese ponies don't have a clue the shit humans are used to dealing with.
>>43420720>“You know that we’re supposed to budget a third of our gross incomes to rent, right? With this new tax in place, we’re only going to look even more unattractive to women who want men with stable incomes.”
>>43422371>w*menThere's your problem
the anon below me is a 3DPD woman
The anon above me is a tranny colt.
>>43420720Don't female ponies generally seem to outnumber male ponies by quite a bit? Any random crowd shot in the show will usually be made up of like 2/3 or more females. I don't think most males would have much issue finding partners with the numbers so on their side.