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Oh hey Anon, I convinced Celestia and Luna to impose a Bachelor's tax on you and the single stallions in Equestria. It's a week's pay every month. Something as a bit of an incentive for males like you to get married.
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the anon below me is a griffon
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>>43420720
This is clearly a ploy to get me to jokingly ask you to marry me only to reveal yourself as Chrysalis and then say yes.
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What? Oh no I'm totally dating. Yep. Just ask Braeburn, we date so much. All the time, actually.
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What if I count myself as a chick?
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>>43420737
You're a griffon
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>>43420720
What do you think of my fiance, Candyass?
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>>43420756
She's gonna shit out so many of my eggs
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>>43420720
Alright, Pumpkin Princess.
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>>43420720
But why? None of us have any money
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>>43420720
joke's on you, i have no income so this doesn't affect me.
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>>43420720
Can I just pay a mare 1/4 of my income to be my mare wife instead
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>>43420720
>Marriage is a scam and a humilation ritual
>Now not getting married is a scam and a humilation ritual
This sucks
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>>43420720
Slut
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You malignant whore. I will be fucking stallions instead of mares just to spite you.
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Find a nice mare and get married already.
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>>43421838
There's a nice mare right here!
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>>43421847
>>>/trash/
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>>43421848
I'm stealing your wife, Shining!
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>>43421847
duck horse
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>>43421847
based!
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>>43421838
You can't get my dick hard for mares, you tyrant.
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>>43421838
Usecase for marriage?
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>>43421847
Why does she look old?
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>>43420720
Well Celestia and Luna aren't married so call them here
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>>43421838
What if I'm attracted to married mares?
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>>43420720
>25% income tax
These ponies don't have a clue the shit humans are used to dealing with.
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>>43420720
>“You know that we’re supposed to budget a third of our gross incomes to rent, right? With this new tax in place, we’re only going to look even more unattractive to women who want men with stable incomes.”
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>>43422371
>w*men
There's your problem
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the anon below me is a 3DPD woman
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The anon above me is a tranny colt.
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>>43420720
Don't female ponies generally seem to outnumber male ponies by quite a bit? Any random crowd shot in the show will usually be made up of like 2/3 or more females. I don't think most males would have much issue finding partners with the numbers so on their side.



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