Do You?
>>43424936>Do I love them?They fill me with Joy. The first I felt it I thought I was going to die..
>>43424936>AIslopYou clearly don't.
>>43424995blessed be the ignorant
>>43424995>deleted self boosting postI saw that one Jannie
>>43424936>real horses
>>43425050Hot
>>43425077
>>43404937
>>43424936OhmigoshANON GET OUT OF THERE THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOU
>>43425074>real horses
>>43425074I don't see the problem
>>43425074
>>43425145unf
>>43424936>surrounded by snoofathat's how I want to go
real life horses and ponies are smelly dirty creatures, nothing like the clean cartoon MLP G4 fictional characters that we admire here. sometimes i wonder if this board is a hangout for zoophiles that have nowhere else to go on the site
>>43426364>sometimes i wonder if this board is a hangout for zoophiles that have nowhere else to go on the sitefunny, I think the same about gays
>>43424936Regular mares, you say? Hmm...
>>43426744Something tells me this is TF.
>>43426364>zoophiles that have nowhere else to go on the siteyou have clearly never been to /an/ or /trash/
>>43426749Better - it's TGTF. Man to Mare
>>43426744>>43426761You things are disgusting.
>>43426761>BetterIf I'm going to be turning into a horse at least let me convert my dick to a massive horsecock to go along with it.
>>43426761UNF>>43426763yeah we know what you are.
>>43426763you don´t get it do you? fuck off out of here, normalfag.
>>43426765You can always get yourself one (or more).
>>43426772>flaggot thinks beast is so hardcoreWe had nightly drops like that before you even knew about this place, I'm calling the literal "I wanna be da mare" niggers disgusting, faggot.
>>43426776>I'm calling the literal "I wanna be da mare" niggers disgusting, faggot.fair enough, those retards need to 41% themselves. i just didn´t immediately realize what "TF" and "TGTF" stood for.
>>43426775Based! Post more to make the schizos mad.
>>43424936i fucking love this thread but it's not good for my mentalhealth so i shall not share my own horse infatuations with you guys, sorry
>>43426761hot
>>43426853Yeah.
>>43425074Fag
>>43426787https://e621.net/pools/41541Gosh. Why is this board so fucking gay..?
>>43426966>e621tranner
>>43426966more please.
>>43426822post of a distinguished gentlemen
I can't believe unironic horse fuckers exist.
>>43426966>you're gay>said the fucking fur fag
>>43427581>
>>43427581Clearly fun is not for you. Please never return
>>43426744>>43426761>>43426775>>43426966GIWTWM
>>43427581
>>43427581Stallions only last 10 seconds so humans blow mares minds with lots of stamina.
>>43427704you too only last 10 seconds especially when OP is around
>>43426744this picture is so hot and im not even into tf
>>43426822>>43427579Based
>>43427704This is correct, Human partners can satisfy a Mare in ways she could never begin imagined. their is studies showing almost 90% of Mares welcome men in to their sex life.
>>43427704Stallioncucks just can't compete against superior human males.
>>43425050I have issues 3-7. Which one is this from?
>>43424936Would you anons even like horses if this show didn't exist?
>>43427823Anons who already like horses are drawn to the show, whether they know it or not.
>>43427823>anonsmaybe not>trve horsefvckersyes
>>43427823no
>>43427826Alright, new question. Are anons interested in hoofed mammals in general or just horses?
>>43427833women
>>43427823i've discovered that yes, i would
>>43427834Anthing with a pussy? Based.
>>43427823one word BMP, iykyk.
>>43427843another word (acronym), JRHNBR
>>43427833Tapirs and Zebras aren't common pets or farm animals.
>>43427852No where did I say they had to be.
>>43427823Fim was instrumental for me personally, my interest for mares was already building at that point for sure but no doubt the show and fandom played a big part in my eventual awakening. I had to learn about horses in reverse, from online goon to irl facts. I was pleasantly surprised to say the least.
>>43427871gay
>>43427852zebras maybe tapirs hell no
>>43427843What the fuck does an infantry fighting vehicle have to do with horse sex?
>>43427821This one still eludes me, its a shame mare holic is not more readily available.
>>43424936>Anon laughing maniacally while surrounded by the severed heads of mares he decapitatedI don't like this image.
>>43427871KEK
>>43427889unf sandy tracks
>>43427865I'm so jealous of artists who can draw sexy horses
>>43427901#8 is in stock at the reputable dealer I know in Japan
>>43425074Flaggot has shit taste
>>43427871The AI trailers were a fun time
>>43427823>>43427865same actually. it went random degen porn stuff including horses > ponies only for a decade, cleansed of all kink > woah horses are kinda amazingpicrel results from a random thread like two weeks ago
>>43425050Holy shit, a talking horse!
This literally just a beastiality thread and nothing to do with mlp. This board is a joke.
>>43428390... did you scroll past six child porn threads to post this? Where are your protests? Disingenuous fuck.
>>43427823sexually I liked them before. platonically I started liking them later. but I don't think the show was the cause for that, they aren't that horsey
>>43427823Me liking horses prior is exactly why I got interested in the show
>>43428241>sapient IRL horse 2>normal IRL horse 8What the fuck?
>>43428485Neckbeards being tired of getting verbally rejected
>>43428485Harkness test is stupid, it's simply a bonus
The issue is that Japanes don't know how to draw horses so they instantly fall back to drawing ugu kawaii desu ne bland ass stock girls with animal ears and call them horse
>>43428485people probably misinterpret that as "like women" when sapience is a very different thing
>>43428504This issue is the Japanese
>>43428510Anon, that is a Japanese horse, not a drawing made by a Japanese.
>>43428511are you trying to dimension shame that poor equine
>>43427889>that low profile
>>43428510cute
>>43428511I get them mixed up
This show has made me realize that I'm a toonphile and not a zoophile. I can't fuck a Khajit from Skyrim, but I can fuck Katia Managan
>>43428526Almost entered the erotic massage temple
>>43428547>exotic mare massageThat's the sort of shit I'd be doing if I was a weird billionaire.
>>43428485Both is good. >>43428241Wonder what % it would have been back in the hayday. then again the explosion of clop and traffic for horse boorus should be evidence enough. The future generation of horse fuckers will all have strong ties to the fandom and I find that very amusing.
>>43428485>erasing their maresonality and cramming in human tendenciesI get it.
>>43428656>mare massageaka getting fucking trampled to death
>>43428729>getting pelvic crushed as she presses you harder and harder against the wall >hearing her deep moans grow louder as her wet lips kisses your balls with every winkUUNF
Real Horses are kind of ugly.
>>43428813YOU are kind of ugly.
>>43427843>>43427889>>43427954>>43428522I don't know why /k/ is here but cool.
>>43428656>weirdjust say billionaire
>>43428814GOTTEM
>>43428660Yeah I was wondering that too. A cross examination survey of time-in-fandom and level of mare love would be very interesting. It's hard to guess whether the fandom has a real causal influence over time or just collects people with the tendency already.>>43428485the idea was max level of degeneracy, so most people that don't draw the line at cartoon ponies are down to just go all the way with mares. It's rare to draw the line at real-mares-but-only-if-sapient.
>>43428965autism often overlaps, that´s why a lot of furrfags are in tech, engineering, aviation, or trains... it takes autism to be a furnigger, it also takes autism to be REALLY into one of these professions. Horsefuckers work on the same principle, only we don´t carry nearly as much aids per capita as they do.
>>43429133i think the tank guy is just a troll but
>>43428660>StablemasterWhatever happened to this guy
>>43427816Is this true or is this Anon speaking some bullshit?
>>43429414it obviously comes from a place of love kek, but yeah it's pretty much real aside from the 'why's (which can only really be speculation). And there's a cool fact he left out: the mare's vagina isn't as deep as you might think... but their cervix is actually penetrable. Stallions mostly have huge dicks to compensate for the awkward mounting position but it's fairly common for them to penetrate deep enough to enter the mare's cervix. Nevertheless, it is known that mares respond best to stimulation around the entrance, like anon said. source about the cervix: https://equine-reproduction.com/articles/mares/uterus-dissected
>>43429414Yes there's a published study where they count every metric of horse breeding and the average is 15 seconds/5 thrusts.
>>43429414a little optimistic in the details but correct in the broad strokes
>>43429342the BMP is NOT a tank...
>>43429414>>43429445it's not real in the slightest, it's exaggerated as fuck mare pussy isn't that small to begin with, and it stretches, mare pussy isn't even that sensitive, nor experience orgasms like people do
>>43429356No idea, he nuked his stuff and disappeared last i heard
>>43429575Not according to the videos I've seen.
>>43427823No, it was the clop that dragged me into being sexually attracted by horses. I am a city nigger, I've never in my life interacted with a horse beyond pet zoos.
>>43429575anon is ragebaiting so people will post proof kek I love you
>>43429445That's correct, fun to see knowledgeable Anons. >Stallions mostly have huge dicks to compensate for the awkward mounting position a fact that if often missed, they rarely even get in half of it, added bonus for the mare that she don't have to worry about carrying her human lovers weight on her back during the process. Men keeps on winning. >>43429466OOF that's abysmal. no wonder mares get sluty for their owners>>43429575all documented accounts of male and mare sexual relation disproves your statement, you probably like it up the ass, Mr Hands.>mare pussy isn't that small to begin withrelative to their body size its not huge but even so, A Big juicy mare cunt sounds heavenly. then its the question of breeds, they come in all sizes. >and it stretchesIt actually envelopes around your shaft if they are properly aroused. >nor experience orgasms like people dowrong again, but even as a comparison it still don't work as most foids can't achieve an orgasm from just penetration.
>>43429575They surely don't orgasm like people do, but they do orgasm right? So, a mare probably enjoys to orgasm quite a bit since it'a something that wouldn't naturally happen. I remember an Anon saying his mare fell in love with him, and that would often come to him and show him her winking pussy, even when he was with other people.
>>43429595>stallionKek
>>43429616>most foids can't achieve an orgasm from just penetration.Its because they are retards who read about billionaire werewolves raping them to death then wonder why they can't get off when they ask their wagie husband to be gentle. They are retarded.
>>43429616>>43429582
>>43429582I miss callista so much man :(
>>43429641Found the studyhttps://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0749073917304674>>43429651It seems like something with a low barrier to entry, so its easier to buy a horse than deal with the burden of hosting a site like that.
>>43429651only thing to do is conglomerate elsewhere to make sure whatever remains is distributed as well as possible. There's got to be some alternative like an encrypted platform or an altchan
>>43429671>sniff or nuzzle 80>lick 20>time to erection 0>insertion time before ejaculation 8>number of thrusts 2>total mount time 45>total time in breeding area 10wow, he's literally me...
>>43429671>what's your proyect anon?I want to study the copulatory behaviour of horses>ok... what will be your sample?As big as I can get it>ok!>gets to look at many horsies fucking likr a bossMan... that's such a lucky guy
>>43429133Don't forget boats.
>>43429673>Afternoon, sir, might you have a moment to spare to discuss our Lord & Savior Princess Celestia?
obligatory
>>43430391The OG of JRHNBR
>>43424994He's me. We all think we are Lir. But no.
>>43425145Is this new?
>>43426772Ok I need at least humanesque eyes. I'm not ready for this level.
>>43430391Man...>be caveman>cavefoids are scarce because chadcaveman gathers them all for himself>mare lifts tail>caveman fucks mare>it's fucking amazing, better than any cavefoid could ever be>love mare so much, you crave your love into stone for generations to comeWere mare and men made to be together?
