>>43436672
Still there, Grey? Are you available for more story suggestions?

>>43436672

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>>43436680
I'm here right now, drawing and stuff took up a lot of time but I'm going to do more updates here as promised in this previous post https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43069328/#43107816

>>43436711
Can we also get a sequel to the Windy Whistles story? Like Anon on a road trip with her and Rainbow Dash, and he keeps fucking her mom the entire time without the latter realizing? And Windy just sees it as "getting to know her daughter's boyfriend better"?

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Drawfag here, just like last thread, I am once again offering to do requests in a knock-off Panty & Stocking art style for anyone interested. Nothing too complicated. Still new to art but will do my best. Some recent artwork (NSFW warning).
https://files.catbox.moe/b6uqk5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/1a4p9d.png

>>43436711
Grey you are my Halo game fuel

>>43436845
Maybe something with RD?

>>43436845
Maybe something GREAT and POWERFUL

>>43437765
Seconding

>>43436845
Those are some good recent works

>>43436674
I didn't know there was another version of this.

>>43439506
She needs "sunscreen"

>>43439506
unf

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>>43439506

>>43439834
very much same

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>>43439834

>>43440757
Non-canon. Adagio is flatter than Kansas.

>>43441237
Edits don’t have to reflect canon.

>>43441730
>When you finally score that sweet 360 record deal

>>43441730
Mega Unf!

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>>43439506
>>43440757
Excellent edits here

>>43442624
Is there a such thing as a triple paizuri sandwich?

https://ponepaste.org/12088
posted the Rarity green from last thread. OP is gone it seems

>>43443153
Neat.

>>43436672
It probably has been asked many times but I never knew the answer. Is there a reason why Luna is tan but Celestia is pale? I mean, obviously Luna wouldn't get much sunlight since she is a night person.
Or is that exactly the point why its inverse?

Ten seconds later, I casually got up and announced "Thank you for your attention. We now return you to your previously scheduled lunch already in progress." and returned to Big Mac.
"Sorry for the distraction folks. Before the next one comes I need to ask you ladies for a favor."

>Melody still looked a bit shocked but asked "What could you possibly need from US? Also how are you just walking around right now?"
"Taking the last question first, I'm the only boy at CHS with a super power. And that power is essentially invulnerability. You'll see more of that when you get to advanced PE and I get to be a sparring partner. As for what I want, well back when I first met your boy he told me stuff that CHS wanted to keep secret and basically saved my life. In return I made promises for when he got here and I intend to keep my word. But as his girls, I also have ask you to agree."
>Melody got a thoughtful look on her face and said "Okay. So you guys have a DEEP history. I can respect that. But what is it you actually want?"
"Well the most important thing is we'd like to keep up our regular visits, which are once a week, on Sunday from 4PM to 6PM, and can be done online as needed." I stated simply.
>Melody complimented "Very nicely organized. And may I ask what we, as his girls, get out of this?" She asked with a smile.
>Big Mac gasped and looked ready to say something when I intervened.
"It's fine my man. I happen to think a lady with a bit of ambition will be good for you." I said calmly.
>Big Mac calmed down.
So I turned back to Melody and informed her "Well, if it helps, you might like to know I've taught him how to eat pussy."
>All five of his girls got wide-eyed at that!
>Dusk Blossom piped up, addressing my girls, and asked "Is he any good at it?"
>My girls responded with WIDE smiles and nodding heads!
>Cadence suddenly popped in with "He also taught Shining, and yeah it's been GREAT!"
>Shining suddenly looked like he had accidentally eaten a bug, but kept quiet.
>With a quiet smile Melody stated "I just need a moment to confer."
>To which I just nodded.
>The girls were smiling and practically giggling when Sky River inquired "Big Mac, how do YOU feel about that?"
>Big Mac, keenly aware that all eyes were on him said "Well thank you kindly for asking. Thing is, my oldest sister Apple Bloom always raved about how well Anon here 'got along with' his SEVEN ladies. And she made SURE I knew that eating pussy seemed to play a BIG part in that. So yeah, I've been prepared to do that for quite some time."
>Big Mac's girls were all smiling VERY warmly at him as Melody asked "Well ladies, is that a fair price for some of our boy's time?"

>>43443467
>Each one of them nodded with no hesitation.
>Melody then turned to me with a smile and said "It looks like we have an agreement and I'll add it into his schedule. Just please don't make a habit of going over the time."
"Quite well understood." I replied. "Big Mac and I agreed early on it would be better to cut our time short by five minutes rather than risk going a second over. We also assume this is a revokable priveledge so I'm not trying to teach him any bad habits or get on your bad side."
>Melody said somewhat sympathetically "Sounds like you guys have been managing to the highest standard. But that's not really a bad thing. Now what else is on your mind?"
"The short version is I would like for Big Mac to take over my 'King of CHS' duties when I graduate." I stated plainly. "In the interim he would be the 'Crown Prince' to my 'King'. But that's just a VERY broad overview of course."
>Melody couldn't really hide her excitement as she stated "Well while that sounds VERY interesting, I'd need to know a LOT more about it before I could propose it to everyone."
With a gentle smile I said "Of course. This all had it's beginnings in the failures of the school and district's bureaucracy that wanted me to save the school while denying me all information about the trouble it was in. Oh and that it had set me up with a harem with no advance warning. Then I met Big Mac."
"He knew he wasn't supposed to tell me anything. But he also knew if he didn't, his sisters and him could well die. So he broke CHS rules and gave me the information I needed to make plans and decisions. He also wanted a male friend because the last one had been murdered."
>Melody asked "Why did he think his sisters were going to die?"
"At that time CHS only had two powered squads and Apple Bloom's squad lacked staying power because they could only use their powers for about 5 minutes of every hour. Any conflict that dragged on was a real threat to them. Then we get to MY part of the story. When I got to CHS, my plan was to just fade into the background in between classes. Didn't really care if I had friends. And I didn't really believe any girls would be interested in me period. So my girls, at that point, were at an impasse because I wasn't showing any real signs of giving consent."
"And If I wasn't going to power up Applejack and her friends before the teleporter got me, then CHS would just be defenseless and get ravaged for years before he got there and was killed. So Big Mac made the decision to give me the info no one else would and rules be damned if anyone objected to him saving his family from further suffering! That was an important moment for both of us and one I feel you should know about."
"Of course I protected him from any harmful repercussions while training him for the role I promised him."

>>43443469
>Melody looked nonplussed as she considered and said "Alright let me refine the question to get something I can present. What would Big Mac being 'Crown Prince' mean for us this year for example?"
"Yes of course." I said in a businesslike manner. "The first thing you folks will deal with is student council on Fridays. This will be on your schedule. Now as freshmen, you don't yet know a bunch about what goes on so the first several weeks will just be paying attention and learning the lay of the land so to speak."
"The next thing, which will seem unrelated, is when Big Mac gives you girls his 'yes', you folks will have 30 days to develop your relationship unhindered. If you find you want or need advice it's perfectly fine to ask people you trust. (Which I hope will include my girls and I.)"
"At 30 days your powers progress will be checked, and if it's sufficient, you will be transferred from regular PE to advanced PE to get basic safety training with your powers and then combat training. With advanced PE you folks will also get Disciplinary Committee training."
>Big Mac raised his hand and asked "Will I go to advanced PE too?"
"Yes for several reasons." I answered. "First, your girls will feel better with you in their sight and be able to focus properly. Second, seeing their powers develop may give you useful insights on how they might be applied. Third, and more personal, is Billy's last letter is displayed by the doorway of the boys lockerroom. We have a tradition where we tap it going out."
"Now while you folks will be completely trained in everything the Disciplinary Committee does, the goal won't be for you to bust smokers in the bathrooms. Your goal will be to take over as Alpha Squad from us. And what Alpha Squad does is maintain the peace between the high schools."
>Melody intelligently asked "How do you do that?"
"Basically my existence scares the piss out of them." I stated plainly. "In brief, the 8 schools had been at war for years before I came to CHS. And 7 of the schools were doing nothing but getting their boys killed by the teleporter that 1 school was secretly supporting."
"Then I show up and within 90 days, the teleporter is dead, Crystal Prep is a smoking ruin, And CHS has more firepower than the other 6 schools combined along with someone who WILL use it unless they make peace. Oh and on the way I casually demonstrated we had full access to ALL of their computers and all of their drones had been taken down."
"Now, if it hasn't already, it will soon occur to you to ask if Alpha Squad even NEEDS to be continued?" I stated. "And that's an entirely valid question, but the simple answer is that years ago I made promises to the boy who had taken a risk for me. And my promise to him matters more to me. Big Mac can make the call on wether or not Alpha Squad needs to be continued past him."

>>43443472
"In short the first two years will consist of training." I said. "Also I'd like to apologize for just coming over and dumping this all on you, but it's literally the best time to do it."
>Melody says "No, you're right. It is the best time. And I might as well take advantage of the opportunity this gives us as well. Sunset, since Anon here has been a big influence on our boy, may I ask how he's been as your boyfriend? I mean overall, not just the sex."
>My Queen smiled and said "Yes. That's totally reasonable. Our start with him was famously slow. Not only because no one had told him a harem was waiting for him, but also because he had a strong will and self control. He wanted time, not only to get to know us, but to properly consider if he could be a good boyfriend to 7 girls."
>My Queen continued "There's more to that story of course with the war and the school interfering, but that wasn't your question. Once Anonymous gave us his 'yes', he was all-in. He was absolutely committed to being the best boyfriend he could reasonably be. He wanted our first times to go the way WE had planned with the exception of him eating pussy. That was his guiding principal. Some hiccups happened of course, but he never gave us any cause to doubt his commitment to us."
>"In fact, thanks to the power he gave me I can say with certainty his loyalty to us has never waivered."
>Melody smiled and declared "That bodes well. May I ask what your power is?"
>My Queen answered "Since we're basically sisters-in-laws yes. But I have to mention we don't talk about my powers a lot to the general public. (And Fluttershy's are NEVER mentioned.) But my power is I can read the memories of someone I'm touching. That could make some guys nervous, but my King figures since he intends to always be true to us it's not a big deal."
>Cadence suddenly popped in with "Wow. Shining doesn't even want me looking at his phone!"
>Many folks chuckled at that.
"Alright, so I'm with Applejack tonight so you girls will see us at dinner. And Melody I had a personal question for you?"
>Melody smiled and asked "What's that?"
"Were your parents fans of a british show called 'Doctor Who'?" I inquired.
>With a look of resignation Melody said "I've heard this question before. Yeah they both were, and I know I'm named after a character on there, but nothing more."
"Alright. well then I'll just leave you with the suggestion that maybe that could be something you and Big Mac talk about and take my leave."

>>43443445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJxpKlTID2Q&ra=m
Don’t samefag this time.

>>43443475
...And done!
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and this was truly the last installment of How to be Dense!
https://ponepaste.org/11423
As you can easily see, this epilogue was about Anon's desire to keep the promise he made to Big Mac.
Anon cares more about that then anything the school may want.
With luck, this is the last time I write such a HUGE story.
I'm happy with the writing progress I made with this.
I expanded on the musical scenes and tried sex scenes for the first time.
Feels like most of the comedy hit too.
Hope everyone enjoyed it!

>>43443153
Thanks, hopefully he's going to return
>>43436845
I love your art!!
Maybe something with the shadowbolts?

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>>43442473
EQG Stream this Sunday!
We'll be watching "Spring Breakdown"!
And playing Unreal Tournament 2004 and Gartic Phone!
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/11258792/eqg-stream
Hoping to see you there!!

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>>43444498
Neat

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>>43444559
>>43444934
busty bikini babes

>>43436672
Let's try something. Post headcanons and analyzes.

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>>43446265
I'll start:
They look like this.

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>>43446268
They eat like this (ovo-lacto vegetarians).

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>>43446272
Sunset Shimmer, Fluttershy, Sour Sweet, and Gloriosa Daisy are absolutely not okay.

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Meat.

>>43446265
There's an in-between realm off to the side inside on the inner path between the two mirror portals that leads to a third mirror portal that leads to a world where they're all centaurs.

>>43446414
That’s a really clever idea I’ve never heard before.

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>>43437325
Naked alt
https://files.catbox.moe/zn75g2.png

>>43446957
very cute

>>43446268
>They look like this.
Whoa no way!

>>43446279
Humans naturally eat meat ergo it's canon

>>43442624
So beautiful

>>43448498
They’re like two slices of bread I want to slide my meat and sauce right in between

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>>43448505
We know, Spike.

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>>43447617
>>43448235
>>43448490
FlutterSLUT.

>>43448523
It’s the way the world works after all
>>43448584
This

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>>43447273
Humans in our world eat meat. EqGirls in the mirror world don't. My dumb headcanon is teenagers stop eating meat - they call it flesh - and Sunset's been buying children's menu because they were cheapest and had an ingredient she's never tasted before.
>>43447633
Sunset got big. blame HUMAN FOOD.
But(t) what if slender is the legal tender? What if she turned into a bully because girls kept calling her a biggie? Same with Fluttershy and Sour Sweet.

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>>43448498
>>43448523

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>>43446279

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who invited these two HAGS to the beach party?

>>43449538
I did.

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>>43448584
Sunset's harem wife No.1 is so hot.

>>43450306
She loves to show off her huge tits

>>43450717
The cuddle champion alongside Fluttershy

>>43449538
They should invite me right between them

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>>43450717

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>>43446414
Centaurs or satyrs?

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>>43446275
Shamelessly adding to my posts:
>the one time Sour Sweet snaps and asks a boy out
>and he tells her she's cute but
>what would his family say?
>and then she has the gall to talk to him the day after

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Sci-Twi would be a huge pick me if Sour Sweet wasn't around.

>>43452193
...Centaurs.

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>cantersluts is dead
it was fun while it was sluttin'

>>43452248
I tried to tell them. Diversify your lexicon.

>>43452248
why did this happen, i'm so sad
>>43452257
why
please tell us

>>43452262
I told them to try one thread without their lingo. You can have fun by changing things up.

>slender is the legal tender
I'm actually pretty proud of that one.

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>>43352244
>>43365651
dont tell anypony anon: https://mega.nz/folder/RSB0xRpK#BiT6M8ZYd2xDEQIdtFgEgQ

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>>43452257
Yeah I'm sure using 3 new words per day to replace the word "slut" would have stopped lazy retards from being lazy retards who didn't bother making a new thread after it hit image limit. Surely you're right about everything ever.
>>43452262
See above.

>>43452274
That being said, I've been spending much of my time showing people how to have fun by mixing things up and trying to feel safe even when it's not safe for work and I'm seriously considering.

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>>43452292
>>43452299
You could always get some sleep and try again tomorrow.
Or rather, retire to your sleeping quarters and rendezvous to dreamland for the duration of a few hours, before resuming the activities you partake in every 24 hours or so.

Let's get back on topic.

>>43452273
Thanks and
please someone tell him to make something we can post.

>>43450306
Those things are practically spilling out of there

>>43452378
>"I spill out."
or
>"They spill out."
What's better?

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>>43449538
>"What did you tell him we were here for, again?"
>"_________."
>"... Of course."

>>43452427
>”Skull expansion pill”

>>43452509
HAhahaha.

>>43452382
I spill my cum to those tits spilling out

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>>43436845
To those of you who made requests - I have to go on vacation for the weekend but I will deliver all of the requests eventually.

>>43452598
Have fun! Very cute Sonata!

>>43452594
Based

>>43452248
That general was already on life support for a while now 2bh

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>>43452248
cantersluts is live and sluttin'
>>43453351

>>43452598
Looking forward to it!

>>43447633
EqG humanoids =|= Earth humans

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>>43450306

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>>43436694
/trash/ thread? I'll need your help keeping it up.
Pro tip: bump every half an hour.

>>43454406
Well I know I cannot

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>>43446265
Responding to my own post:
The Shadow Six and also the Dazzlings can be fit into the chart in pic related and they're at the same time exaggerations and reversals of the spots they fit into. Sunset did imitate every M5 in the first movie.
>Adagio Dazzle
Twilight Sparkle and Rarity.
>Aria Blaze
Rainbow Dash and Applejack.
>Sonata Dusk
Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
So another dumb headcanon is she doesn't miss the cues she disregards them that's why boys like her and girls think she's the worst.

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She's also a huge pick me.

>>43455195
A what?

>>43455604
a name women call other women who don't act like women (massive cunts)

>>43455192
If you draw that on the ground in chalk ponies crawl out of it and drag your soul to Horse Hell

>>43455620
There are no women on /mlp/.

>>43455958
Of course, when we use it, it's a term of endearment.

>>43455620
Sounds like some dumb normie lingo you're now mischaracterizing out of cope.
Sorry I asked.

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>>43444498
EQG Stream tomorrow!
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/11258792/eqg-stream

>>43456471
>pic
Somebody save Pinkie!

>>43452273
Clicking a random mega link on 4chan. Not my smartest decision but it paid off

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>>43457524

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>>43456471
less than 3 hours to go!
>Countdown
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/11258792/eqg-stream
>Cytube
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream

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>>43458457
starting!
>Cytube
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
https://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream

>>43459084
She’s so cute

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Gabby's sex slaves are so cute.

>>43459976
If I was also their sex slave, what would that make me?

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>>43436672
I am at uni right now and some evil female just randomly blurted out "I like that so much you know? my little pony Equestria girls" to her evil foid groupies. shit jumpscared me so much I almost spill my spaghetti. Pic unrelated.

>>43459888
>>43459976
I’d like to be under them

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>>43457524
>>43457941
>>43458423
>>43459888

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>>43461017

>>43460570
Same, anon.

>>43443507
Great ending, man

>>43458687
Fattie.

pump

>>43458687
hope everyone had fun

>>43452216
>yellow under the tie
I didn't see that.

>>43455192
>Rarity
>order, form, aesthetic, conspicuous, social
Valencia Vignette.
>Rainbow Dash
> blunt, extroversive, impulsive, lazy
>function?
Juniper Mortgage.
>Twilight Sparkle
>outspoken, modest, systematic, planning, humble
Gloriosa "impostor syndrome" Daisy

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>>43437765
>>43438049
https://files.catbox.moe/pvcmod.png
Delivery for the Trixiefags. Pardon if this isn't to your tastes, but you should have been more specific in your request.

>>43465577
lmao, nice.

>>43465577
kek really neat
have you thought about using your art for a game? A mod, I mean

>>43466192
No, I haven't considered making game mods—what games did you have in mind? I could probably make a dating sim if I wanted to, but I would rather just draw porn, or maybe just have 1 line of dialogue before the porn.

>>43467015
I was about to ask if there was more to the video, but it's AI, so... nah.

>>43466575
Don’t mind if I do.

>>43468292
Beautiful

>>43436672
is there any fic or au project where spike is a shota?

>>43468631
Would have noticed and remembered if I saw any.

>>43469314
Nice toned back

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>>43469933
She looks good from a lot of angles.

>>43470579
Damn that's both hot and super cute. RariShy is such an underrated ship.

>>43470892
Agreed

>>43470885
>>43471334
Pretty tomboy

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>>43468857
Shadowbolt Bookclub is back!
Feel free to join us!

>>43471832
Barely anyone reads walls of text for enjoyment anymore. Horsewords is on its way out.

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>43446265
Flash "Brad" Sentry is a kind guy who likes to make people happy and dates girls so they can claim they had a date.

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>Sunset catches her breath
>"I had a boyfriend -"
>"Flash doesn't count!" Wallflower screamed at Shimmer in a rare case of self-awareness
>she points at Sentry standing close to a happy Derpy
>he looks like he wants to be somewhere else

Flash is the type of nigga that'll let you cut ahead of him in the drive thru

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>>43472870
Sonata would take advantage.

pump

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>>43472683
>>43472690
>>43472870
Between this and the previous "waifu stealer" era ones, I can't decide which generation of flashposters is more annoying.

>>43473972
Nice guy Flash can be made to explain waifu stealer Brad pretty easily.

>>43472556
They’re so cute

>>43467538
I was thinking about skin mods that use sprites, like SRB2 Kart or DOOM
Your art in a VN would be awesome, it has personality