Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now.Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've seen, declare who the best pony is, describe what you've dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral or legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous: >>43432150
First for Derpy's a good pony!
does anybody have a source for clean BGM from the show?
How did the previous thread die? This shit was one of the most active threads.
>>43439475Frog spam got it during a lull.
>>43439465Jumbo Don!
I want to play with Fluttershy's wings
I want to play with mares' fluffy tails.
you have lost the game
>>43439727Spawncamping.
>>43439716Be gentle with them.
fluttershy is a WEEBshe probably binges inuyasha annually
>>43439803If I ever came across her I'd tell her to watch Mushishi
>>43439803I'm gonna watch Lucky Star with her and have her pretend to get all the references.
>Want to browse the catalog less and less>Board is increasingly upsetting me>Remember that I can shift+click things>Hide 50 threads>Feel happy using the board againI have to keep learning this lesson over and over instead of just shift+clicking as the bad threads come because I am retarded
>>43439831>Shift click all the garbage threads>Catalog is emptyWow
>>43439831>>Board is increasingly upsetting meGood.
>>43439850>t. CD-i ZeldaYou're a foid and thus your opinion is irrelevant. In fact, YOU MUST DIE
Clop art isn't illegal right?
>>43439950I mean, maybe it is in some country, but not in America.
this week is going to be HELL for me.it's Eurofurence 30, Europe's biggest furry convention. many of my friends are there, and I'm NOT. All because my planning doesn't have enough days off left.With a con this size (9000 or so attendees) there's probably even a bunch of pony related stuff going on. it'd be like two cons in one.I might actually end up taking a 6-8 hour train to Hamburg on the weekend just to hang around the outside like some others do since apparently part of the fun happens in front of the venue every time, and you don't need a ticket for that because it's public ground
>>43439465Strawberry Starburst is best pony!Wait, no.Strawberry Starburst is best candy!
>>43439465Derpy is super pretty!
I ate so much sugar today, if I die in my sleep, may I see you in Equestria
>>43440339What candy did you eat? Was it strawberry starburst?
>>43440344It was a slew of ice-cream, cookies, tarts, and gummies. I don't like starburst by virtue of the fact that I don't like taffy
>>43440339>>43440349god keep you
I unironically get excited when I hear people talk about MLP in 2026. Even if it's quick remarks
>>43440339I've been eating sugar lumps for a fucking month and still doing fine
It's way too early to be as hype for the anni as I am
>4chan will be down for scheduled maintenance starting at 12 p.m. Eastern Time.BRACE FOR MORE FAGGOTRY
>>43440844Well, off to nhnb I suppose
I can't stand how the non-general but tranny-kind-of pony transformation themed threads are juggled up and down the catalog. Almost all of the replies are complete lazy nothingburgers that barely even form a complete sentence or communicate a thought. I know there's a bunch of threads on the board like this, but what really gets me is that the actual generals focused on pony transformation themes have way higher quality posts and constantly produce original content. It's like the spontaneous threads of those kinds only seem to attract the most shy and retarded of that bunch to keep them bumped for no reason. It literally feels like walking into a room with a bunch of shy trannies who don't know how to do anything but look at their feet and mumble.
>>43440913The reason why they're that low-quality is because none of the people actually into that stuff are using them. Once you see a thread starting to get bumped like that everyone pretty much stops using them and it's just the guy doing that left.
>>43440913>like the spontaneous threads of those kinds only seem to attract the most shy and retarded of that bunch to keep them bumped for no reason.It's mostly one guy bumping them if that make you feel better.
>>43440844But why
>>43441006I >hope for backend changes that remove unnecessary proxy defense methodsKiwi Farms recently had a new write-up about David Frederick Hoffman, the literal furnigger that's been spamming 4chan with CP for years. TL;DR all the email verification nonsense was put in place to stop his CP distribution operation
>>43441028So a nothing burger.
>>43441031well if email verification gets removed things might improve for casual posters
>>43441032Nope, it's only going to get harder to even post on 4chan without paying the cuck tax.
>>43441039skill issue ^:)
>>43441047>2026ROFL
>>43441048>trying to shame new passfags>2020+only since4pass 2012 have the privilege to smugpost like that
>>43441051You gotta have a 4chan Gold Account if you wanna really shame people.
>>43441054and also AIDS from the closed pool with aids and stingrays with AIDS
>>43440913These are the "HiEtroon" guy's threads. It's unlikely if he's actually a genuine TFag and not a shartynigger/etc without a job. You know whom to actually blame? Jannies.Anyways, Marerry.
>>43439465this image makes no sense
>>43439727OH NOES
>>43441141why are you so fucking negative all the time
>>43441141Anon... it's Derpy. That's the joke.
>>43441149You make no sense. You are just a mere WORM!!!>>43441151Derpy is a joke? That makes sense.
>>43441151not them but it isn't very funny
>>43441155it is it just that you have no humor
>>43441159No, for once, fuck off. Consider you have no sense of humor, and find a stupid image like that funny when it isn't.
>>43441162see? you have proven that you have no humor... u got btfo'd
>>43441163No, you did.
lol so quirky look shes retarded flying over an exercise machine teeheeshe isn't that dumb, its ooc, you're a fanon shit eater.
>>43441168>fanon onlyWrong! It's canon but only for the original version of The Last Roundup where she has the Downs Syndrome voice.
>>43441168this but unironically
>>43441172it's canon for derpy, it's not canon for bubbles or muffins or whatever the fuck they ended up calling her
>>43441187your mom
>>43441168>flying isn't exercise
>>43441149How is it negative, its dumb, the image itself is negative.
>newfriends can't into meta-irony
>>43441284HOW???
>>43441291You are not a real pony fan.
>>43441274Flying is an exercise but doing so while idle isn't a very efficient one. It would be like staying afloat in a pool instead of actually swimming.
>>43441300Are you really this retarded or merely pretending?Weight of water displaced while floating vs. weight of air displaced while flying.
Kirins were the best part of S8, but why are they still hated by some people? They are horsey, cute and adorable unlike other >creatures
>>43441328Don't you have a job to be looking for, Josh Haber?
>>43441328Kind of telling that the best part of of an entire season is a race of people who didn't talk for 99% of their episode.>They didn't even give them asian accents.
>>43441328The creature hate is a poltard psyop to begin with. There's no logic, truth or good faith to it. Attempts to domesticate psyops by extracting partial truths from them tend to backfire, it's like french kissing a literal landmine.
>>43441354>t. Griffon
>>43441328There's some people who hate everything.Then there's some people who hate everything that isn't the first two seasons.This kind of hard categorization is a sign of autism of the most severe kind. Don't take them seriously. They can't help it.
>>43441354I don't really hate creatures so much as I despise the Student 6 and the School of Friendship as a concept. I wouldn't have minded the show leaning towards telling more stories with different species like griffons or changelings.
>>43441168>she isn't that dumb, its ooc, you're a fanon shit eater.her fanon IS canon, DYEWTS?
>>43441354"everycreature" sounds like AIDSthe "racism is le bad" writing is as 2017 as writing can get face it, S8 fucking sucks
>>43441378you suck (cocks)
>>43441354>The creature hate is a poltard psyop to begin with.Or maybe the writing is shit and the characters are shit. Take your meds.
>>43441374Fair, the school is retarded. I think of it as of filly Twilight's or maybe Moondancer's sincere but immature fanfiction.>>43441378>implying dunking on racism isn't funI don't know what about 2017 haunts you so badly, but it was almost ten years ago. Face it: you guys will never be this cool new thing you were promised to become.>>43441385Both are true. The writing is bad in many respects, and the misdirecting psyop is a psyop.
>>43441392>I don't know what about 2017 haunts you so badly/co/ntent of 2017 tends to be >muh Trump and/or >muh racism. No thought, just political messages from writers that don't give a shit about actually good scripts. The fact that FiM was also affected by this is rather unfortunate
>>43441374they were literally trying to replace the mane 6 with OC's because they hate the fans
>>43441328they look like sparkledogs
>>43439465is the Marble Pie thread gone?
>>43441471what thread?
>>43441480the thread where you posted yourself sucking a cock on /mlp/
Is the mlp facebook page the only official one? >>43439803She seems to be an entry level weebOnly watches the most popular of the season and thats it
>>43441538>Is the mlp facebook page the only official one?I think they still have acess to their Shitter (Ref: C&Ds regarding G^ leaks), but they haven't Xeeted on it in over a decade
>>43441538oh and they also have active Instagram
>>43441546instapoop? no thanks
>>43438349Either they are stupid, or taking some liberties to make a fun animation. I do wonder how many actually think she was ON the Moon rather than being trapped in it. It is suppose to be mythical. Like Discord being turned to stone like looking at Medusa.
>>43441445Although I dont mind Ocellus or Yona, I thought it retarded to have new characters from different kingdoms since we already had them. Yona can stay because Prince Yuggaford is lame.
>>43441650>Yona can stay because Prince Yuggaford is lame.ALL yaks will be shot on sight.
I don't feel quite maintained yet. Can somebody massage me pretty please?>>43441638NTA, the best way to go mythical is to do both and then some. Ka remains forever tethered to the mummified body, Ba leaves through fake doors to visit the mourning relatives, Akh goes to the eternal afterlife, Ren dwells in songs and legends and it's not a metaphor but a proper soul as well, et cetera et cetera. Do several things at once, hint at graded rules, fail to explain everything properly.
>>43439465Is kinda fucked that Derpy started as just a lazy recolor of Rainbow Dash, and that thanks to an animation mistake in the first episode the fandom turned her into such a huge character.And I am glad of that every day.
>>43441759Mistakes into miracles, as they say.
>>43441770and Derpy is the greatest miracle of fiction, nothing like her will ever happen again
It's hitting me un usually hard that MLP G4 is over today Just walking around town, got raidio.horse on in my headphones and ehhhh I miss G4.... It really is over>>43440692When I hear someone in public talk about MLP in public I get SO excited!!!!!I was able to give some people some MLP enterplay cards a couple months ago after hearing them talk about MLP since I had a few on me.
What if I only read because of Twilight Sparkle What if I only love apples because of Applejack What if I only won those metals because of Rainbow DashWhat if I would have been a different person without pony It's a scary thought
The trouble with board schizos is that they take literally every bait post on the board. When you have more than one they spend the whole day baiting each other and feeding any other offboarder trolls that might happen to drift by. Kind of like how when two fish get in a fight, they attract the sharks.
>>43442086>metals
>>43441466You should probably look up what a sparkledog actually is.
>>43441515No, this thread is still here.
I want to look at and support more artists, rather than ai, but there needs to be standards. The next mlp related art I'll see and have seen are agenda based arts. Be it political or gender culture or pushing a movement. I just want to see my ponies. I could just generate my ai pony, free of any messages the artist wants to shove in our head.
>>43442240>corporate agenda vs troon (read: corporate) agendaThere's no escape. It's so over.
>>43441774>nothing like her will ever happen againAll you need for get a new Derpy is to find something beautiful hiding in the shadows
>>43442281get a life, fag.
Sex with Minkie Pie!
>>43442594derpy's snowpity!what do we think of it?
>>43440692I'm a newfag being shown the show and memes fifteen years late by a close friend.
>>43442636It's up and down
i do not get how can people waifu married maresi am talking about ponies created to be paired since the start
>>43442950You can't help who you love. I haven't seen anybody waifuing Cadance though, I've only seen certified Cadance Fuckers.
>>43440776I'm already compiling videos I want to request lol
>>43442950Might be the same reason single women are so interested in married men.
>>43442098Can you name them all?
>>43443132nah these two are different, as both sexes have different reproduction tactics
>>43441759Their manes are different though. They’ve got different number of points. That being said, Derpy’s design is shared with Raindrops.
YOU ARE GAY.
My only hope for G^ is for them to also memoryhole secondary characters from the new showimagine AJ and RR getting removed just for somepony like Photo Finish to show up in episode 3
>>43443580>AJ and RRwho?
>>43443917You know, AJ? The uh... y'know. AJ? She, uh... she does that thing.
>>43443918damn bro stop making shit up
Tablet cord should be here soon-ish.....Expect:>Poorly Drawn Request thread >Poorly drawn Request thread (lazy comics version) >Various non request comics to be distributed >Tardlight threadPossible next project>Quest thread(?) The last project is something I've been sitting in for a minute. I was thinking it might be fun to do an AIE quest with anon in a variant of G1Questria/pony land/dream valley. The basic plot being to find out what happened to all the humans who are now missing (except possibly Megan, idk).Would anyone be interested in this? It would be illustrated (poorly).
I stole your computer btw
>>43444083Prove itYou don't know what's on there, you massive bully!
>>43443155giving them names is taking the bait. they are attentionwhores first and foremost. of course the other schizos give them names, because schizos take all bait
Every year or two I'll play through the first 5 splinter cell games and then get really sad that I will never see another game in that franchise ever again
>>43445027To be fair, I can only imagine what they'd do with it at this point. It'd probably be even more unrecognizable than Conviction and Blacklist.
>>43445052You my friend are right. But I hunger for it.
Preemptive bump to protect the thread from the frogposter
>>43439465this image is stupid
>>43445239Probably cuz it's not an image, stupid
>>43445244it is a image, stupid STUPID.
>>43445244GIF is an image format. What are you talking about Nonny?
Do Pegasi lay eggs?
>>43445394yes
Today I had a nightmare that Prince Blueblood was gay, in love with me, and chasing me around wanting to kiss me.I don't know why Luna gave me that nightmare.
Dash drying from embarrasment in girly pink lingerie is my fetish.
wHat happens
>>43442636Pure and best.
>>43445565>drying
>>43444068I love Tardlight>AIE quest with anon in a variant of G1Questria/pony land/dream valleyi've never seen G1. not sure what others would think tho
>>43446058>dying
>>43444068>>Tardlight threadBASED
>>43444068>>Tardlight threadCRINGE
Since the last thread I posted about neo-ponies (Ponies from an Equestria conquered by humans) I have thought about that hypothetical world some more and I am ready to share it with you all. To set the scene it’s been a couple centuries since humanity managed to conquer Equestria and the enslaved ponies have been selectively bred like cattle, resulting in several breeds of domestic ponies that are now seen all across the human empire.>Neo-UnicornsA very versatile breed seen in multiple fields thanks to their strong magical capabilities. They can be seen working in both industrial, health and domestic sectors, even seeing moderate success within the military thanks to long range combat capabilities. They tend to be quite tall and extremely lanky, not uncommon for the outline of their bones to be visible even in healthy individuals. They get tired easily and are notoriously frail as their metabolism prioritizes the production of magic above anything else. As of recently there has been a rising interest from wealthy families to employ them as maids, as their magic allows them to clean rooms at record speeds and their fragility is considered to be oddly beautiful to some.>Neo-PegasiMost commonly used for their weather magic, though they can also be seen delivering packages. Neo-Pegasi have been bred to maximize their flight capabilities, resulting in disproportionately large wings and pointy snouts that give their heads an almost avian shape. Because of them flying almost all the time their legs are surprisingly weak, making long walks particularly painful for them. Pegasi racing is a popular sport worldwide so a small subset of Neo-pegasi are bred to be as fast as possible; those of the highest pedigree tend to have a rainbow patterned mane and tail.>Neo-Earth poniesOne of the largest breeds of Neo-ponies, often surpassing the average human in height. They have very dense and prominent musculature and are rarely seen outside the countryside. This breed is mainly used for farm work and riding, though sometimes they can be seen working within police forces even if it is a rare occurrence. Unlike the other breeds of neo-ponies their mental faculties are somewhat stunted, their intelligence being comparable to that of a 12 year old human; on top of that their life expectancy is quite short compared to other breeds. That is due to their tendency to develop hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, although there have been recent efforts to improve the breed’s lifespan. For some reason, they have an instinctive preference towards apples above all other fruits.
the anon reading this lost the game
>>43446468>Vintage poniesThis breed gains its name thanks to their resemblance towards their long gone ancestors. It is important to note that they are not identical to them however, as they were bred to be as docile as possible and weaker than their old selves. Another notable difference with their ancestors is the total lack of sexual dimorphism; stallions are completely identical to mares with the sole exception being their genitalia. They are by far the most affordable out of all breeds, often owned as pets or servants. They are also at the very bottom of the societal ladder, ranking even lower than their more specialized cousins.>Neo-Bat poniesThanks to the omnivore diet of their ancestors the Neo-Bat ponies were bred to take full advantage of their more predatory nature, resulting in a rather large breed which averages the same height of a human and a drastically different mouth structure that resembles that of carnivore predators complete with a full set of razor sharp teeth. Neo-Bat ponies are seen almost exclusively working alongside humans both in the military and law enforcement with some rare exceptions. Neo-Bat ponies have a privileged spot compared to the other breeds; while it is required for all of them to work within the military from a young age it is not uncommon for a Neo-Bat pony to earn an honorary citizenship through outstanding work. This allows them to freely choose their own jobs and own property, though thanks to their background most end up still working in the military anyways. Despite being allowed to live within human cities and towns the overwhelming majority of Neo-Bat ponies prefer to form and live within their own small communities. >Neo-KirinThis breed is perhaps the most unchanged out of their ancestors. More than their slight increase in size and the intensity of their flames the major difference is their ability to turn into Nirik at will. They are completely barred from entering any civilian settlement, instead living in specialized “towns” where they have a surprising number of commodities available to them. Neo-kirin can be used in military combat as extremely effective bioweapons or otherwise employed to work at thermal power stations. Even though they have no rights whatsoever they don’t seem to mind all that much thanks to their relatively lavish lifestyle.Cutie marks are a vestigial part of all these pony breeds (except the Kirin, which never had those to begin with). They still get their own cutie-marks seemingly at random, however these vestigial cutie-marks are completely nonsensical in one way or another. They can range from symbols with no meaning whatsoever, random splodges of colors or otherwise drawings so strange and blurry that it is impossible to make anything of them.
Insane sliding right now
How much does janny get paid again?
>See a thread with ponies in the op on another board>It doesn't get nuked and archives naturally>Lee copycat doesn't even show upDid they finally stop the Leebot with that maintenance?
>>43446621>no immediate posts of 'die off'yeah it's nowhere as consistent as it used to besad reallymfs dont even remember why GR15 exists
>>43444068It'll be interested to see something G1 related beyond the occasional fan art thread, though from what I've seen of G1 the world isn't THAT cohesive with a lot of the creatures and villains featured being all over the place. Still, I'd like to see it.
>>43446468post this in /spg/, I want to see their reaction kek
>>43446621>Did they finally stop the Leebot with that maintenance?Probably, I mean it did use the res. proxies to post
MLP FIM Season 1 Episode 2: The Deleted Scenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSMOPvrUMG0
>>43447211cringe tbqh
>>43447211That music is cancerous.>>43447449>animation by punkittThat explains a lot.
>>43446621>>43447064I think the leebots make their own GR15 threads to spam in than finding it organically
>>43446468>>43446472>all other ponies have downsides>batniggers have literally no downsides and can be considered citizensthis is batfag propaganda
>>43447533nah they still "search" for them, but they lazy as shit, not even "mc" bullshit is accurate enough to describe their inability to be Leesee for example https://thebarchive.com/bant/thread/24000000/#24000334 lee copycat only managed to make one post before thread got 404'd
>>43447941>/bant/I went there once...what the FUCK is wrong with Belgium?
I made this 13 years ago.Somewhere in my computer there's an unfinished sequel with Fluttershy as Dahlia Hawthorne.
>>43447984here it is, turns out I was drawing this shit over the original backgrounds in paint, also I think I was making Celestia into Mia?
>>43447749Gotta give the ponies used to enforce the system a reason to follow said system and turn on their fellow pony. If it makes you feel better there is an argument to be made in regards to Neo-Kirin having a comfier existence. Specially those in power plants as they're only required to turn into Nirik and float around in a giant pool for hours and then go back home.
>>43447749Downside: Batponies shit on the walls like a real bat and their guano, although a fertilizer, is deadly to most other species including humans.
>>43446472Bat ponies are limited to night. Not just because of their eyesight, but their circadian rhythm. They work only night with only very rarely a bat pony is awake during the day.
>>43448123I mean, I can see night raids involving neo-baps to be quite effective.
>>43447951look up the belgian free state and you will understand why belgians are like that
mind empty
Jumboing my Dons
>>43447211>on the moon retardationfaggots need to watch the show.
>Mermicorno thread deletedKek WHAT?? First show to be banned on both /co/ and /mlp/ LOL. Fishfuckers are being persecuted. It's 2010 all over again.
>>43449154there's always >>>/trash/
>>43439467Really difficult to find, the way they used to do it back in the early days of the fandom was get episodes with 5.1 surround sound and take the audio from the centre speaker as that usually doesn't carry voice or sound effects. Unfortunately that still sounds a little off and kinda compressed. Currently the best way to get clean bgm would be to export audio from an episode and run it through an AI instrumental separator. They work incredibly well nowadays. Even the officially released instrumentals of FIM's music is just AI separated, either they lost the original source files or are just fucking useless.
Despite having a rather unhealthy obsession with futanari I'm completely repulsed by "marecocks", t72b and similar subjects that are technically /mlp/
>>43449455Well, as long as you don't degrade ponies you can do whatever you want to people.
>>43449154I didn't care for that thread
>>43446058Her cheeks got so hot they are acting as a heater.
>>43449659ur mom
>>43449154/mlp/ mach 2 is coming
>>43449154>First show to be banned on both /co/ and /mlp/ LOL.not even close. there's been dozens of cartoons banned from /co/ for no reason. they even had a whole copypasta for it.
>>43450597Homestuck and random hiatus autism don't count#JusticeForMermicornos
>>43439465I often think about equestrias judicial system
>>43451118do anything bad? petrified. sent to the moon. banished. if you're exta naughty? literal hell.now, behave.
>>43451144TO THE MOOOOOON!
>>43451144>literal hellWell, no. Equestrian Tartarus is a just hole in a wall, kek.
>>43451144Nah, prosecution seems pretty lax. The worst you're going to face is petrification and that's for trying to overthrow the existing government and enslave everypony. Dashie can vandalise and destroy the weather factory and face zero consequences for example.
>>43451310Equestria seems to mostly work on a good faith clause where if you weren't actively trying to cause harm to the fabric of society you're simply expected to right your wrongs and then move on.
>>43451806So if I rape a cute little filly in the good faith that I thought she wouldn't be distressed and may even enjoy it that would be okay? I didn't do it out of malice or intentionally to cause harm.
>>43451868Well see the fact that you're putting this hypothetical out there says you'd be lying if you went with that argument and they'd notice that.
>>43451875idk, imagine you see a filly having her first estrus, you can clearly see she needs to be satisfied, would it be a crime if I gave her that relief?
>>43452043If you've been in Equestria long enough to see ponies going through estrus you've probably been in Equestria long enough to know what's socially acceptable to do with fillies and what isn't. If you end up in Pornquestria where estrus turns ponies into cocksluts then hey go for it, they're probably cool with it. If you end up in Equestria where estrus just makes ponies moody then you're probably going to be correctly called a predator.
>>43452043*RRIIIIIIPP*
>got called a foidtant today
>>43452264Well, are you?
>>43452111B-BAKA ANON, YOU'RE SPREADING YOUR BUSSY OUT LIKE THE FAG YOU ARE!
>>43452325I don't know why.
Everyone's moving away. I like my job. Theoretically I have more time right now but I have to keep looking. I don't want to be a neet again.
>>43452264what does that even mean?
>>43452458A foid covered in fondant?
I really wish Hasbro would have openly embraced the idea of way more pony types. It helps making the world a larger place and adds whimsy to the setting as a whole. There is a reason why the fandom embraced the concept of bat ponies and welcomed the changelings and Kirin with open arms (the latter even being considered the only good thing from season 8 which I agree). I hope that a future gen fully goes wild with the concept of more than three pony species. From zebras to Flutter ponies, changelings, bat ponies, kelpies and even donkeys would be a nice addition as long as they don't make them ugly as all hell. What do you anons think on this matter?
>>43452636I think we needed 6 more episodes with kirin in them.Not *about* kirin, per se, but just to have some more fun with the floofas.
I wish Yondy didn't die so the Wasteland Wailers could make more music...
>>43452678like how girffons sometimes appear as secondaries/BGs?
Yeah I got something on my mind. I met this "person" once in the woods and she had this pearl hair that reflected pink I thought it was dyed and her skin was pale like a vampire or a goth bitch. Her eyes were a blue so light they looked almost grey. I saw her in the nude crying. I asked what happened to her and she said she was cursed to become monke. I asked what she meant and she pointed to me she said she had been cursed to become a monke like me. I asked her what she was meant to be and she told me she was... a unicorn... I asked if there was anyway I could help her return to her equine self and she said I had to take the power back from the wicked witch of the northeast riverbank. I never heard of a witch around here so we traveled armed with nothing more than my trusty XL Slurpee from 7Eleven. As we approached the riverbank I saw nothing but she was crying and scared. I called out to the witch and a woman with the biggest tits and ass emerged. I asked if she would kindly turn the unicorn back to equine and she did the ojousama laugh and offered me a deal. I become her slave and help trap more unicorns to siphon power from and I could use her snatch. I told her I would do it but only if she hugs me first. The unicorn cried but I kept with my plan and as I approached to seal the deal I jammed my straw in her eye. The witch screamed and asked if I was "retarded". I told her. "I'm a mare lover you no hooves havin' bitch!" So I was sucking her stolen beauty out until she shriveled into a little mummified dry witchy. I went to the unicorn turned monke and kissed her I did and I kissed her and filled her with all her old power and then some. The unicorn turned back into a real unicorn and she didn't just thank me she *gulp* presented herself to me... That mare meat-link pocket was heavenly I was on cloud nine and gargling from arousal as her glizzy slot suckled my very own Jingu Bang. She giggled and asked for my "monke name" and so I told her I was Anonymous and asked her with my remaining strength for hers. She said her name Mayeia or some shit like that and she trotted off as I lost consciousness and I've never seen her again. I miss her bros I mean what's a cowboy or knight without a horse? No a typical mare with no sapience won't do no she'd be a temporary stand in for her face. I can't help but think I'll die alone. To live and breathe this wretched poison air and die alone without her forever in an empty fucking void. Unless I stooped low real low and got with a human (or monkees as she would call them) which is certainly out of the question.I think I'd love to die alone.
>>43452933>she let you get some fuck and then didn't even stay afterBad mare.
I'd really like it if Hasbro actually made the ponies in MLP more horsey looking. I will never get tired of praising G2's art style and wishing they would have refined it further.
Sunny!
>>43453646I respect people who like their ponies to look more horsie-like, however I do not relate give me my goofy catponies.
>>43453651Summoned.
>>43452933I'm so sorry anon, that sounds truly torturous. But you carry the blessing of your mare! Consider the power she has granted you, if not by the magic of her love, then by the primordial force of desire that calls you back to her. Though you may be separated by space or any number of other dimensions, you are still bonded by spirit, and through that bond she urges you, even this instant. There are many ways to be 'married' - the word just means to be joined together. It is not for me to decide your fate, but if you should die, a part of her shall die also, for you are interlinked. What shall die is the part of her in you that is desired, needed, and adored. It has no way of reaching the world if not for you and your efforts... to lose you would be a true loss, because it would be the loss of your mare as well.
>>43453763this thing is what changed unicorns from powerful male magical beings to delicate female ones in the culture btw
>>43453763take your meds NOW
>>43453651I love Sunny!
>>43453875you look cute as a mare
>>43453886we all do.
>>43452719Adam Sporka is probably too busy working on the next Kingdom Come Deliverance OST to make mare music right now anyway.
skritch
>>43454170This is what happens when she decides to return your skritches
>>43454170>>43454180I want spitfire to tower over me UNFFF
>>43454190Imagine being the shorter husband of an aggressively dominant mare unnfff
>>43454180You don't need to sell me on her more.
Second Spibby thread!
>>43454203If tavigods are allowed to have multiple Octavia threads, why not.
>>43454275SpitCHADS must learn from the tavigods' example
>>43454194UNFFFFF
Spitfire is an UGLY mare and she has ZERO snowpity
>>43454426She has LOTS of snowpity!
>>43454116I feel Yondy was the one who kept them together. He mostly wrote the lyrics and helped produce the music, when he passed the WW output went straight down. I just want more big band pony music :(
being attracted to spitfire is like, 80% gay.
What does she see?
>>43454664
Knew one of the mlp namefags irl and got traumarized and molested by them so im too scared to post most of the time. thats all thx
>>43454875I wonder who it was.
>>43454880They vagueposted somewhere about not feeling bad for what they did and it made me mad. Big bitch wants to run their mouth, I've got nothing to lose and been "healing" and "moving forward" for years. Reading them acknowledge and like what they did made me realize I dont want to move forward, I want to make their life worse.
>>43454875>got traumarized and molested by themIn that order?
>>43455094So are you actually going to name names or are you just going to vaguepost for attention?
>>43456067I really hate cheerleading and it should have never been on the show.
>be me>move abroad>leave some stuff behind>including pony merchI did manage to explain to my mom that I need a set of "particular scarfs", but I'm not sure what to do with plushies and sticker sets and stuff
>>43456276Why not go back and collect your stuff? You got some sort of North Korea/South Korea thing going on with your mom?
>>43456318>Why not go back and collect your stuff? You got some sort of North Korea/South Korea thing going on with your mom?Moбкa oceнью
>>43456197Just giving them a little breadcrumb to remind them that I lurk and know things that they wouldn't want getting out.
>>43456534Pussy.
>>43456534So nothing actually happened and you just want attention. Got it.
>>43456534I never believed there were femanons on this board until now.
>>43454875>>43455094namefags are mentally illnews at 11
https://rakanhaddad.github.io/rakanhaddad/4thegirls.html
>>43456877https://rakanhaddad.github.io/rakanhaddad/whyineedagirl.htmlI WANT TO GET OFF MR HADDAD'S CWC RIDE
The fact the Copenhagen snuff doesn't taste as good as I remember. That's on my mind.
>>43456877WOW, he even got the Spider Man dildo!
>>43456877>This fucking poseI just can't stop laughingthis faggot probably has more autism than all of /mlp/ combined
>>43457136why is he cosplaying as Chrischan
>>43457142Both of them got the same strain of autism the only thing missing is incest
I wonder if there will ever be a cute horse show that'd be capable of giving MLP a run for its money. Not necessarily in toy merch but rather just in viewership and writing and stuff. It's not like pegasi and unicorns are owned by Hasbro, though changes to how the world works would need to be different to avoid getting sued. I remember watching The last unicorn and feeling sad that nothing from MLP as a whole will never be as soulful as that movie. Going back to the topic: if a new IP that was centered around cute magical horsies came out tomorrow how long would it take (you) to jump ship if at all?
sunny is so cute and pretty I love her!
It's pretty telling that G%fags can never get into what they actually like about their shit gen and mares.
>>43458015I liked that ANG had a bunch of casual racism.
>>43458015If I told you, you'd get upset.But if I don't tell you, you get upset anyway.
>>43458015I like their ear twitching in the og movie. It's cute.
I fucking love mares
I love fucking mares.
>Mare fans! I've made a goofy little 15 minute pilot for a MareQuest movie. The story is in direct relation to the events of MareQuest: An Interactive Tail.Wow, this sounds interest->Everything was shot entirely in Second Life utilizing the Open Pony model.
I love mares fucking.
Why they never made a more mature version of the show, for adults? like they could just made a cheap comic or something like that, and I don't mean "violence and sex on tv", I mean dealing with themes that might had been too much for a show focused on little girls. Like a more serious tale of the whole Luna becoming evil, turning into Nightmare Moon and Celestia having to vanish her own sister, for example.
>>43458260Because that's lame and gay.
>>43458260That's not for adults though, that's for teenagers.
>>43458276>implying adults watching the show aren't infantile retards with (at best) teenage minds
>>43439465Do bugs fart?If they did, how could you tell?
I still think Dislestia had so much fun potential in the show (specially for traumatizing Twilight) and liked it a lot more than Fluttercord, which I still don't like.
>>43458303The ending ships honestly don't cross my mind half the time, they all come out of nowhere and are presented in a way that I could swear aren't meant to actually imply anything more about the characters' relationships besides Pink and Cheese.Like Dash and AJ showing up at the same time could be handwaved as them being late from competing over something and Flutter somehow enjoys Discord's pocket dimension so it would make sense that he could have her over for tea and then drop her off in the meetup like that one friend who knows how to drive.
>>43458412Gonna be honest I didn't care for the romantic lives of AJ, Rainbow or Pinkie, so I didn't mind those.I still felt the Fluttercord stuff was forced and didn't really fit Fluttershy's character at all, like I see it more of a similar relationship she would have with other animals like Angel, more than a romantic relationship.I still find it funny that the only one that stays single besides Twilight was Rarity.
>>43458260>>43458276>>43458278>
>>43458509Gurren Lagann is for kids. Because once a boy watches it he becomes a man
>>43458519are you legitimately a redditor my friend?
>>43458509A MLP Lucky Star like anime would be funny in my opinion, no one is asking for a shonen where Applejack fights and makes evil ponies explode into pieces Hokuto no Ken style.
>>43458015
>>43458554He's not in the wrong place if he is.
>>43458554No
>>43458555I dunno, some people are weirdly attached to to the Tirek v Twiggle light show that went nowhere.
>>43458572how hard can you squint? i hear one man make lids under his eyeball
>>43458633you sure talk like one
>>43458419>the only one that stays single besides Twilight was Rarity.mmm I don't think the town prostitute is a virgin
>>43458690>virginNo one was talking about virginites here, also it's kinda rude to call Twilight the Town's prostitute, she's just trying to be more like Celestia.
>go through normalfag porn site's "recent" upload feed>rule 34 of FOTMs and still new ponies>majority is b&thro, but still SO MUCH PORN was too fucking accurate, huh?
>>43459260I don't get people who like anthro like at that point you might as well go for a real woman lmao
>>43459285Normalfags are terrified of hooves. Especially zoomers, they think that wanting to fuck a pony is basically the same as being a zoophile.
>finally get two new kittens months after my old cat passed>a black and multicolored one>name them both Luna and Celly>those cute little furballs are as energetic and hungry as their pony namesakesI chose this life
>>43459675What if we domesticated roaches back then instead? Like, trained them to gang up on rats and everything. I can't tell if roaches can make comforting sounds when they sleep on your chest, but it's a largely unexplored design space. Who knows.
>>43459675>are as energetic But Celestia is a fat slob?
>>43459851>gay headcanon
>>43459851>white ppl headcanon
>>43459851She ain't a slop when it comes to eating [and on closer cat ass inspection I got that sinking feeling that Luna might actually be a Lunar but I need some vet confermation[/spoiler]
>>43460031And I fucked up the spoiler...well whatever
>chocolate milk? I hate chocolate milk!
>>43460205Fucking spurg Twilight What's better then a impulse 1am season2 rewatch Nothing is better If I had friends to share the rewatch with maybe that
>>43460241>If I had friends to share the rewatch with maybe thatcytube?
>>>/trash/84879574>I'll be honest, I've never watched the show and have NO idea what any of their personalities are like... I thought it was a meme? wtf
>>43460329Many-a-pervert started with the show because of the porn.
Should I tell my mom I'm essentially riding with a stranger for mare fair or just leave clues to the individual should something go wrong and I end up missing/sent to equestria prematurely?
>>43460336I also started watching some random MLP porn before watching the show, but it's mostly "it's in my feed, why the hell not?" instead of outright looking for cllp; got on the ride only when /mlp/ shitposting on otger boards got my attention
>>43460341>cllpclop
>>43460340You should leave it all up to fate, lad. It's more fun that way.
>>43460340Implement a dead man's switch that would release a swarm of murder robots to purge the stranger's family and friends if anything happens to you. Then make sure to go /fit/ as fuck and basically unkillable before the next con to render it unnecessary.
>>43460340Tell your mom
>>43460341>has a porn feedngmi
what's on my mind is why you faggots unironically use and love a blog general
>>43460618I'm touching myself to (You).
>>43460618All generals are blog generals.
>>43460620your mom is a blog general
>>43460602>open coomsite #12515623>sort: newthat's my feed
>>43460340>Going to mare fairYikes
Does Pinkie get pains from eating too much sweets. I get burns and pains from doing so. Does Pinkie worry about her future because of her diet? Does she know how unhealthy it is?
>>43460340all you have to say is >”I’m riding with a friend to go to the convention”and leave it at that.
>>43458303dislestia & discopie absolutely mog fluttercord & cheesedponk
>>43460340>Mom, I'm trading my neghole for a ride to a furry con! Don't wait up!Honesty is always the best policy, son.
im pregnant
>>43460888name the kid after a pony you like
What was Rarity chopping the carrots for in that season2 sister episode, the breakfast was only eggs and garnish
>>43461079meal prep for tomorrows breakfast?
>>43460888Hi pregnant, I'm dad!
>>43446468>>43446472Well I've been waiting for the new spg thread to post this there as a fellow anon suggested but I still want to expand this setting some more. I do have some ideas left on the inker, especially those concerning the ultimate fate of the Equestrian princesses but until I refine them some more and write them down I was meaning to ask. What kind of breeds would (you) add to the setting or otherwise how would you change the breeds I already wrote down?
>>43461079She was preparing a big stew to throw her little sister into.
>>43461079It was for Spike's soup
>be me>want to clop>open poners>human, -humanized, -eqg>no filters>#YOLO>get https://ponerpics.org/images/7394938>followed by https://ponerpics.org/images/7186996why can't I escape Russian shitposting?
>>43460697It's really, *really* sad that you even thought to defend having a porn feed.
>>43461595you forgot the - beside human for actual good clop>https://ponerpics.org/images/7186996good tune
>rape
>>43462071>you forgot the - beside human for actual good clopI don't like horsecocks, sorry
>>43462173Mr. Hands does.
>>43462196It's sad to think that Mr. Hands could've lived if he had the innovations that the anal training world has figured out in the decades since his passing.
>>43462196Damn, wtf!? He was actually handsome. Sad that I wouldn't be able to compete with his partners
>>43446472>>43461137>Singer PegasiWhile most domestic pony breeds can become part of the entertainment industry in one way or another, singer pegasi are the only ones who are bred exclusively for entertainment purposes. More related to the vintage pegasi, this breed takes advantage of a pegasus’ natural lung capacity to sing melodies that would be difficult for a human to perform. It is a very niche breed with a small population, though in recent years it has been steadily rising in popularity. At the early stages of the breed they simply looked like a vintage pegasus with an oversized chest, though over time their whole bodies have increased in size for aesthetic purposes. Modern singer pegasi tend to have extremely colorful and pretty fur and feathers and a vocal range that far surpasses humans. They have decent flight capabilities that allow them to perform on stage, albeit they are quite slow compared to other flying breeds. Singer Pegasi that reach celebrity status can live a fairly luxurious life, though that ultimately depends on their owners.>Neo-AlicornsAfter the conquest of Equestria and the capture of the five alicorn princesses it was discovered that the 5th princess, known as “Flurry Heart” was the biological daughter of the 3rd Princess: “Cadenza”. This prompted a highly confidential project that sought to create a domestic breed of alicorns; despite the project’s long lifespan it ended in catastrophic failure. For reasons still unknown, attempting to breed the alicorn princesses resulted in a rapid mutation of the Zygote’s DNA to an unfixable degree. This resulted in an infant mortality rate of over 95%. The few successful attempts were colloquially referred to as Neo-Alicorns by those involved. While they had a mixture of both horn and wings as well as an incredible magic potential the Neo-Alicorn’s heavy mutations caused infertility and the development of extra body parts. Most of the time they had extra sets of wings and eyes, occasionally they were also born with extra legs and in rare cases extra heads. Despite what one would expect the Neo-alicorns' additional body parts were fully functional and presented the utility that comes with it. It has been decades however, since the Neo-Alicorns managed to escape through unknown means and have since buried themselves in the collective consciousness as cryptids that are rarely sighted. Concerningly enough, some groups of domestic ponies have begun worshipping the Neo-Alicorns in secret, orchestrating acts of rebellion in their name. Any cult activity related to the Neo-Alicorns must be eradicated as soon as possible, any sighting of Neo-Alicorns must be thoroughly investigated and any Neo-Alicorn is to be eliminated on sight. The five Equestrian princesses have since been utilized on a far more successful project.
>>43462610>Alicorn MastercomputerThe Alicorn Mastercomputer is considered the greatest feat of human engineering, successfully combining biological components of the former Equestrian princesses with the most advanced technology available. The Alicorn Mastercomputer is a gigantic device capable of generating its own magic, so extremely powerful that it allows to open and sustain gateways to other dimensions, further allowing the expansion of the human empire through conquest and extraction of natural resources. It requires high amounts of maintenance and no human should be near it for a period longer than two hours as its reality warping capabilities can have detrimental effects on the body and psyche. Likewise, no pony should ever be within a 5 km radius of the Alicorn Mastercomputer without permission as the magic it produces seems to produce extremely vivid hallucinations to all domestic breeds of ponies. All affected ponies that have been interviewed seem to have similar hallucinations, consisting of them living in “ancient times”. Descriptions of the landscapes they witnessed seem to coincide with those of pre-conquest Equestria.As of the past few years the biological components of Alicorn Mastercomputer have begun to grow new organic tissue and fusing with the surrounding metal, generating a never before seen kind of alloy. Because of this maintenance protocol has changed to include the removal of tissue and alloy, both of which are to be brought for further studying. Methods to slow down the exponential rate of tissue growth are top priority as of now. As a final note it is important to reiterate that the Alicorn Mastercomputer does NOT contain the brains of the former Equestrian princesses. Any worker of any clearance level that is found propagating this myth is to face punishment as deemed fit.
>>43461595>no "-anthro"
>>43458303I share your opinion
You might not even be the worst thread on the board right now! bump
what if equestria wasn't real guys haha
>>43463790ah man i'd be real sad cuz then I couldn't go there with my hooves!
>>43463790That thought keeps me awake at night sometimes.
I like this unicorn.
You know those "scientific" factoids that you hear all the time telling you that what you've been told and held for true all of your life is actually wrong? The older I get, the less believable I find any of them.
>>43464249Did you know that sharks were on earth before trees?
>>43462034Okay puriteen, enjoy your dead SSRI-addled dick.
>>43464249>>43464255>science magazines and tv shows proclaim new facts discovered!>people believe the new facts and spread them>facts become common knowledge>actually turns out it was wrong>why do so many people believe this myth?every single time
>>43464268Did you know that horses can produce up to 24 horsepower?
>>43464275in bursts, yes. but horsepower was invented to market how many horses a machine could do for a whole days work. and horses need rest and food and have to work in shifts, so the horsepower over a days work is less, roughly one.
Sunfag, I hope you understand not every ponkfag post is Kyro/Lunaluscious/Mare juice anon in disguise. There's a specific tell to know EXACTLY when it's him
with how identifiable sunfag's derangement is I actually wonder if it would be possible to determine his sleeping pattern using his posts' timestampsit feels like the cunt's online 24/7
Remember the times when people used to talk about ponies? Good times.
So we're all in agreement """sunfag""" and the guy obsessed with him are the same person, right?
>>43464526I do, but that's been a long, long time.
>>43464538I'm pretty sure that a guy that keeps dozens of shitty threads in the catalog up does need a proper name
>>43464538It's pretty fucking obvious since they appear at the exact same time.
The anon reading this is sunfag, that's right you're the one bumping the threads I dont like because anything I don't like is shit. so stop bumping the threads I don't like now.
>>43464562Actually you're sunfag
>>43464249I think it's good to reserve some distrust even for things that look legit. That goes as much for popsci fact-oids as it does for principles you've stuck by your whole life - nothing is true without exception, and believing in absolute knowable truth is how we get trapped in a prison of our own making.>>43464538anybody who tries to name or pin down the identity of a troll is feeding the troll, it's attentionwhores all the way down. The only exception is IRL because then even though they still get attention in the process, it culminates in physical comeuppance.
I have never seen a "sunfag" postonly posts from people who are mad about this individualI think "sunfag" maybe doesn't exist.
>>43464664The anti "sunfag" schizo likes to defend frog threads.That should clue you in on what this is all about.
I feel like I'm in a mental asylum when I go on here and see nothing about ponies.
>>43440692was on the train a few weeks ago and I saw a dude looking at mlp tiktoks on his phonebro has a captain america pony as his phone backgroundbeen living in japan for a few years now and that's the first time I've ever seen ponies here let alone from a native
>>43460340Only if>you're female>he's twice your age>twice you're weight>half your height
I swear it feels like every thread on this shitty board is just an empty snooze fest that drops to page 10 with no discussion, only for it to get bumped, just for it to go back to page 10, only to get bumped again.
>>43464978That's nice sweetie now take your medication. Doctor Piccolo's orders.
>>43464978Please do something, Anon!
>>43465015thanks doc
>>43465019The fuck am I supposed to do about it?
>>43465022rape the anon below me
>>43464978Not for me. I'm an /opg/ chad.
And then there's this /opg/ furry shit that needs to be banished to /trash/
>>43465041yeah /nmp/ needs to be banished to /trash/ where it belongs.
Can't forget the "nuh-uh no u what about other thing" llm tier retards that shit up this place.I hate every single one of you. I really do.
>>43465062The easiest way to understand the current state of the board is that, for the first time since the early 2010s, underageb& are common again. Once you realize that most of the new people checking the board out are kids everything makes sense.
>>43465062your mom hates you
>>43465062little bro got butthurt :skull: :wilted_flower: he aint gonna make it in 2026
>>43465062>every single one of youJumbocuck, jumbocuck's left hand[/spoiler] and jumbocuck's right hand? Truly multiple "people" here.
>>43465284SPITFIIIIRRE SPITTYYY FUCK ME PLEEEEASE
>>43464679>>43464664>>43464576>>43464562>>43464538Sunny I'm sorry this happened
>>43465529What
