Let's do an interactive story threadsituations will present themselvesbased on your response, the story will change kind of like a "choose your own adventure" book or something. Here's the first question.Red pill or blue pill?
Blue
take both together
I don't take pills. I have my schizophrenia in check.
>>43460652Excellent choice, a higher being is going to transport you to EquestriaHowever, there's a catchIf you choose to go in human form, you switch genderIf you choose to go in pony form, you will be a foalhuman form or pony form?>>43460655First come first served I'm afraid.
>>43460665>If you choose to go in human form, you switch genderThis. I'm a woman btw
>/ptfg/>>>/trash/
>>43460665I want to be a man to fuck mares with dick
>>43460650Why is Morpheus doing the 67 meme?
>>43460666didn't think of that one did you OP? It looks like the male human is now loose in Equestria
>>43460674IT'S OVERSTRAIGHT SEX WITH MARES
>>43460666A male human is now in Equestria, scary times!However, you have a choice of where in Equestria you get to live but there is a catch!You can go to either Ponyville or ManehattanChoose Ponyville and you can't date ponies, only other speciesChoose Manehattan and you can only date dominant futa mares who always give, never recievePonyville or Manehattan?
>>43460681I refuse those choices, I choose the impossible, I choose Canterlot.
>>43460684Boom! We have a rebel who chooses Canterlot.Because of this, you can only date femboy stallions.Next up, living arrangements, here's the sitch.You ask Celestia for a place to stay in the castle but there's a choice to made.You can live in Twilight's old room but have to pay Celestia an astronomical price for the privelegeYou get your own room in the castle for free but are forced to clean every other room in the castle every dayTwilight's old room or your very own new room?
>>43460699I refuse to become celestia's slave and search for a firendly pony willing to help a stranger out.
>>43460681Manehatten
>>43460699give me the expensive pad. I want to move in fast and hit the town
Pretty gay thread desu
>OP is such a massive newfag he doesn’t know what a CYOA is>still doing cyoa stories in 2026You ought to choke on all the semen you’re ingesting OP, cyoa stories always die and are essentially rule breaking roleplay.
>>43460665Pony!!!
>>43460702Friendly pony search is on!There are two ponies who are willing to help you out, Twilight Velvet and Fancy Pants.Fancy Pants will give you a place to stay but insists that if you want intimacy, that he'd prefer you to be promiscuous rather than settle down.Velvet offers a place and will allow you to have a permanent lover on the condition that she get to be your side-chick.Fancy Pants or Velvet?
>>43460730All threads die, relax and have fun with it before it gets archived rather than being a whiny little bitch.
>>43460747What exactly is the downside to picking Velvet? Her, obviously.
>>43460748>um you’re being a whiny little bitch for stating the obviousA cyoa always ends up with 2-3 anons circlejerking, when it’s so far in nobody is going to read the last 100 posts to inform themselves. Your story is also shit for including nohooves 3DPD.
>>43460752>many people are too lazy to read therefore certain threads shouldn't be made at allRetard.
>>43460755You’re the same infestation that newfag “greenfags” are.>both write walls of text that are poorly formatted over multiple posts>cyoa fags clog the catalog and slide off other threads>greenfags clog the thread and provided you’re lucky reply to themselves so you can hide their posts, if not you have to hide their posts one by one.The retard thinks long form stories are good for the image board, it simply is not. Keep it short faggot.
>>43460760>NO NO NO THIS THREAD KILLED MY MARE IMAGEDUMP THREAD THIS IS LITERALLY THE HOLOCAUSTlol
>>43460763>my threads are still alive>immediately bragging about sliding threads off>not using sageas usual for a niggerfaggot
>>43460766I'll make sure to kill your threads when you're sleeping since you're such a butthurt faggot ^:)
>>43460751You've picked Velvet!femboy lover and a MILF, nice going.But you still need a job! You have 3 choices.1. Royal Guard, your job is to guard the mirror that leads to Canterlot high despite the fact that nobody goes in or comes out, ever. You are paid minimum wage.2. Chef! You cook banquets for fancy galas and other such functions, your are paid handsomely.3. Become a dream monitor with Luna.What will it be?
>>434607853 sounds epic. What's a dream monitor, anyway?
>>43460770>hehe I’m being intentionally malicious!>take that!why so much spite?
>>43460785Dream monitor because you get to flirt it up with best princess
>>43460793You choose number 3! Dream monitor, you visit the dreams of sleeping ponies with Luna, helping them with problems, getting rid of nightmares etc.One day, Luna allows you to do some dream monitoring all by yourself, you have 3 choices.1. Do the job properly, making sure ponies have good dreams2. Do the opposite, make sure every pony you visit has terrible dreams just for the fun of it3. Turn every dream you visit into a sexual fantasy dream to sate your own desires despite the fact you have a real life femboy lover and MILF tending to you all day.The choice is yours!P.S. Hippoptamus, if you want to try and take over, you should probably have changed your name but whatever.
>>43460814If you want me to not take over, try getting my name right. Hippopotamus, not Hippoptamus.
>>434608144: turn every dream into a power fantasy dream where they solve their problems on their own and beat up their nightmares epically
>>43460730imagine crying over the story thread.
>>43460831We have another rebel, wish granted but at a cost. If ponies can solve their own dream problems then you're not needed, you've been made redundant and have lost your job!To make you feel better, Luna has promised to give you a pet companion, four choices now.1. Dog that humps everything2. Cat that scratches everything3. Rabbit that's weirdly flirtatious4. Parrot that only says swear words
>>434608944. Parrots are funny as fuck.
>>43460916A Parrot! Things are going well.Twilight Sparkle approaches you saying that she wants to create a new element of harmony upon you and allows you to choose what that element of harmony is, there are five choices.1. Lust, fuck the monsters and enemies into submission2. Talking, maybe just talk the bad guys down?3. Genocide. Kill those who threaten Equestria4. Teaching, knowledge is power, people need to learn tolerance5. Resetting. Reboot the universe, reset buttonWhat should the seventh element be?
>>43460997Oh you know we gotta go with that 1
>>43461019Lust it is! Final one. Which villain gets fucked?1. Starlight Glimmer2.Chrysalis3.Cozy Glow4. Nightmare Moon5. Trixie6. Diamond TiaraThis choice marks the end of the story! Go nuts :)
>>43461153TRIXIE TRIXIE TRIXIE TRIXIE TRIXIE
>>43461158>not choosing 7. All of themYOU FOOL
>>434611537. Tirek
>>43461153Our twink boyfriend gone pony of shadows 2.0. No homo, I just love sappy romance stories.
