Classic Unicorn Edition
>>43463475Are G6 Twis allowed?
Twily!
>>43463475Where did all the links go?
>>43463742They're busy saving Zelda
>>43463742She ate them.
How strong is SSJ Twilight Sparkle?
>>43463475I love her so much guys
>>43463475Reading books with Twilight Sparkle!
>>43463742>Where did all the links go?OP is a faggot.
>>43463742Quarter Hearts is in Ponyville right now.
>>43463475How can one mare have so much snowpity?
>>43464013>snowpityWhat's that?
>>43464151a forced offboarder meme
>>43463475Man, you can't just preemptively decide for us that we're only allowed to post the glorious angel without her wings. I'm going to post a winged giraffe Twi just to remind you that you have no power over me.Actually it's because of you fucking morons that I have like almost no good art of true Twi. That would be like if everyone only ever posted art a Pichu instead of Pikachu.
>>43464203>Calls Twilight a glorious angel>Has a Poochie flagSigh...
>>43464208I can't like my favorite pony's teacher? Odd that once again you fags think I can't do whatever I want. Besides Twilight is still in my top 5, maybe even top 3.
>>43464203>>43464214I like alicorn Twi, too. But glimmerfag, you don't belong here. Gl*mmer was literally created to replace Twilight. So fuck you and your waifu.
>>43464244Hey, you guys are the only the only ones in this thread who keep bringing her up. I came in here to post Twilight. But just so you know, someone had to take Twi's old role after she became too mature to fuck around with magic and cause chaos. All the mane six got too mature, and people have been talking about this forever. I mean we went from episodes about them having children's slumber parties and shit to episodes where Rarity has to do like business and economics or some shit, it's fucking stupid. And the show got way less chaotic. If they wanted to keep that character development but also wanted the show to remain fun they needed a wild card, a seventh ranger.
>>43464244>>43464263Anons, please! I have a compromise! How about... Starlight AND wingless Twilight?!
>>43464263>Hey, you guys are the only the only ones in this thread who keep bringing her upRemove your disgusting flag when you post here, and there won't be any problems.
>>43464282Winged starlight and wingless twilight
>>43464164Everything is forced. I force Twilight to suck my cock and she likes it. Here's what she looks like after I cover her in my humie cum.
>>43464690This but with my stallion cum.
>>43464693stallions don't have their own cum, they have to harvest it from humans with their ponut first
>>43464695That's not how it works anon... Didn't you hear of the birds and bees?
>>43464693Go back >>43396914>>43464695Go back >>43443722You don't love Twilight. You posted in this thread just to talk about your fetish.
>>43464713I was actually just calling stallions useless faggots. I'm in a loving relationship with my wife where the primary aspect is not lust or sexual satisfaction.
>>43464713You don't own this thread, so I post what I want. You're free to leave and not come back.
>>43463752>>43463752She's as strong as 20 Normal Twilight Sparkles, and has 1/5th the strength of Horny Twilight Sparkle. We know that 1 Normal Twilight Sparkle can carry an ursa minor all the way back to its cave from Ponyville, and I found a source online that says an ursa major is 5.4 times the size of an ursa minor. So, SSJ Twilight Sparkle should be able to carry 3.7 ursa majors back to their cave from Ponyville. Ursa majors are almost certainly larger than the Golden Oak Library, and her strength would probably be similar to what it was in Twilight's Kingdom Pt2, at least magically. However, Twilight is like capable of being horny while SSJ, giving her the strength of 2000 Normal Twilight Sparkles, or enough magical power to move 370.3 ursa majors around a mile or two, which should be enough power to lift the entirety of Canterlot Castle. Of course, I used almost only rough estimates, so don't take any of this as fact. She'd hate how unscientific all this is...
>>43464693Humie or stallion, we all want to fuck Twilight. We are a family.
>>43464736no, I want to fuck her as me, trannies want to fuck her with someone else's penis which is lame and gay.
>>43464753>he says while watching someone else fuck her with someone else's penis
>>43465025Twi everytime she sees me
>>43465025What did she see?
>>43464753Bronies don't have the right to call things lame and gay. We're all lame and gay. Get over it and focus on what matters, anon.
>>43465479I'm cool and straight, my purple wife says so. You are lame and gay for living by the demarcations placed by normies with no stakes in understanding the nature of things.
>>43465662Hating ptffags because you refuse to acknowledge the actual appeal of ptf is gay and lame. Getting to be a pony in a pony world gives you a chance to better equestria without disrupting it too much, it lets you do things (mostly) on your own merits and not be given special treatment because you're the only one of your species in all of equus. Some anons don't want that, and you can chalk that up to them being more introverted, or whatever reason that actually makes sense. HiE is nice because you're unique, and even if you have no hooves, you have your unique human qualities to make up for it. Enough whining about faggotry, you're both horse fuckers. Didn't you learn anything from the show?
>>43465091But she isn't depicted as puking in that pic?
>>43466454its the thought that counts
>>43466300I wish to be human but for the soul purpose of rapidly peting every pony in existance at super high speeds(I'll pet twilight twice from start and at the end) the only thing they'll process is me blinking in and out of, existence suddenly patting them down then vanishing from the sheer speed. I'll be unstoppable force of pettings. Then I'll leave once my job is done.
>>43466300Go back to your containment thread. This thread is about Twilight, not your fetish.
>>43466553Yeah you should go to your containment thread aka /aie/ and stay there since we post twilight here and not your unwanted >nohooves fetish.
>>43466454Yes.
I want to hug twiggy wiggy, and scratch her chin.
>>43466919i dont see
>>43467034this is fluttershy....
>>43465091>t. Mayor McCheese
>>43467043Twilight is in there.Not the focus, but I felt it was to cute to not share...
>>43467198ermm this is the twilight thread, stupid
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>>43467673Art:>>43391203>>43406189>>43406316>>43422420>>43426830Thank you based artfriends!Official maresmell: >>43441552Twilight's favourite books:https://ponepaste.org/7844Fanfic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYiTwilight music playlists:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe2QC7H0FoVQsJhlf4QguM3NmIbS4WKK0Collaborator link (does it work?): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe2QC7H0FoVQsJhlf4QguM3NmIbS4WKK0&jct=vCC8kMIIlo-jrl2u2h1J-APastebins:https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFichttps://pastebin.com/u/NighlyTwilightStoriehttps://pastebin.com/u/BizzarreCoyotehttps://pastebin.com/u/YukkuriPalehorsehttps://pastebin.com/u/Silver_Smoulder>>43463475Thanks for posting the thread.>>43463742Unfortunately the thread died just as I was unable to make a proper new one again.
>>43467673>>43467679Based
>>43467034>>43467043>>43467198>>43467249would Twilight get mad if you posted pictures of her friends in her thread? would it trigger her 'tism?
>>43464282Technically the compromise should be Twilight when she's a princess, but in a form where you can't see her wings. Aka this dork.
>>43467738she looks like she fucks human men, aka (You)especially when she's a pony
>>43467721Yes. Then she rapes you.
>>43466481That's a great reason.>>43466553I have no preference when it comes to hie and ptf. You're right about twilight, though. Have a twiggle.
>>43463475Based.
>>43467747When she's a pony, i'm a pony as well for my marewife. :)
>>43464164snowpity was born on the board you moron
>>43467916Buks, burgers.
>>43468026A offboarder forced meme, yes.
>>43463475based. I'm not a twifag but anybody who accepts twilicorn is not a twifag at all.
Larson... how could you do this to me? I have to watch all of my loved ones die. I can't move forward knowing that I'll never have the closure they got, knowing that I may one day forget them... Why would you give me these accursed wings? LARSON! LARSONNNNNNN!!!
>>43468288I get the angst over Twilight outliving her friends, but I never got why people romanticize dying. Death sucks, getting old sucks, dementia is a horrifying thing.
>>43467861>Then she rapes you.But it's at least done with my consent in mind r-right?
>>43468400She doesn't think consent is needed, you'll enjoy it anyways.
>>43468400Silly Twilight, you couldn't rape me if you tried!
Guys, I just wanna reach out and...... touch her!
>>43468846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC7XLQYqXYo
>>43468320The infinite romanticizes the finite and the finite romanticizes the infinite
>>43469379ok?
>>43469738tea
>>43470008Don't shoot!
>>43468683Anon, no! You're scaring her!
>>43470008noooo
>>43470008>>43411624
>>43470008hooves up don't shoot
Pretty mare!
>>43470550Damn, now I want to replay New Vegas.
>>43468288Larson was right. Every girl does want to be a princess. Faust was a just a different type of girl. And there's nothing wrong with that.As for Twi's immortality, I think she'll learn to make new friends each time her friend group dies. And of course she always has Spike and the princesses.
>>43471045>the princess of friendship is nothing without her friends
>>43471331If you're nothing without those friends, then you shouldn't have them!
>>43463475More anons need to edit more art and screencaps so Twilight doesn't have to wings and her stupid long neck
>>43471643But I love her wings and her long neck...
>>43472359I want to touch this purple nerd's purple butt
>>43468208This
>>43471643Agreed.
>>43471643>and her stupid long neckwhat about her looooong body?
>>43472666UNF
>>43472674
>>43472855>andelai
>>43472855the anon below me looks like that
>>43472930
>>43472087Drivers Licence?
>>43472666>DachsstutePretty.
>>43473199
>>43472952Library cardhttps://derpibooru.org/images/2024251
>>43473222NOOOO
>>43473304Stop eyeing my burger you can't have any
Me on the left.
>>43473407me on the right, I grow braces of fury and rage any time I see someone put wings on my wife
>>43473348She's just mad cause you served her without noticing that her peas were touching her potatoes on her plate.She's waiting for you to come fix it, and she won't eat a bite until they're not touching anymore.
>>43474288Unf
>>43474288>sailor slut
>>43475066>fullKek
>>43475066full of soup
>>43473268Don't worry, if the show has taught me anything it's that this is easily survivable.
>>43475698So, if I do the same thing in real life, I'll be okay?
>>43475665I wonder who this art is by
>>43476055https://www.deviantart.com/nnaly
>>43476209I think they should just sign their art to stop people from getting confused
>>43476241It is signed though? Right by her front forelegs.
So why were they so inconsistent about Twilight's teaching ability? In season 4, she was a good teacher to the cmc, and an average to good teacher to RD. Then in seasons 6 and 7 she sucked ASS at being a teacher.
>>43476325Twilight was teaching the CMC and Rainbow Dash conventional subjects. Trying to teach something like "basic social interaction" to a complete sociopath like Starlight? I'd rather pound nails into my dick.
>>43476055Anon, there are two easily readable signatures on it.
>>43476370Yeah it was bait, I was making fun of the fact they had two different signatures on one drawing
>>43476055At first, I figured the anons replying to this being such retards would suggest that twifags are dumb, but then I remembered that they're autistic and can't understand a joke.
>>43476489i actually didn't see the one up top, i just assumed anon couldn't read the artist's handwriting
>>43476489They're on the same level of understanding humor as Twilight.
>>43476996Slug
>>43476996Someone give this horse a book to cheer her up!
>>43477000>Turns fluttershy into a meatcube>Turns herself into a slugWhen will this madness end!?!