Classic Unicorn Edition
>>43463475Are G6 Twis allowed?
Twily!
>>43463475Where did all the links go?
>>43463742They're busy saving Zelda
>>43463742She ate them.
How strong is SSJ Twilight Sparkle?
>>43463475I love her so much guys
>>43463475Reading books with Twilight Sparkle!
>>43463742>Where did all the links go?OP is a faggot.
>>43463742Quarter Hearts is in Ponyville right now.
>>43463475How can one mare have so much snowpity?
>>43464013>snowpityWhat's that?
>>43464151a forced offboarder meme
>>43463475Man, you can't just preemptively decide for us that we're only allowed to post the glorious angel without her wings. I'm going to post a winged giraffe Twi just to remind you that you have no power over me.Actually it's because of you fucking morons that I have like almost no good art of true Twi. That would be like if everyone only ever posted art a Pichu instead of Pikachu.
>>43464203>Calls Twilight a glorious angel>Has a Poochie flagSigh...
>>43464208I can't like my favorite pony's teacher? Odd that once again you fags think I can't do whatever I want. Besides Twilight is still in my top 5, maybe even top 3.
>>43464203>>43464214I like alicorn Twi, too. But glimmerfag, you don't belong here. Gl*mmer was literally created to replace Twilight. So fuck you and your waifu.
>>43464244Hey, you guys are the only the only ones in this thread who keep bringing her up. I came in here to post Twilight. But just so you know, someone had to take Twi's old role after she became too mature to fuck around with magic and cause chaos. All the mane six got too mature, and people have been talking about this forever. I mean we went from episodes about them having children's slumber parties and shit to episodes where Rarity has to do like business and economics or some shit, it's fucking stupid. And the show got way less chaotic. If they wanted to keep that character development but also wanted the show to remain fun they needed a wild card, a seventh ranger.
>>43464244>>43464263Anons, please! I have a compromise! How about... Starlight AND wingless Twilight?!
>>43464263>Hey, you guys are the only the only ones in this thread who keep bringing her upRemove your disgusting flag when you post here, and there won't be any problems.
>>43464282Winged starlight and wingless twilight
>>43464164Everything is forced. I force Twilight to suck my cock and she likes it. Here's what she looks like after I cover her in my humie cum.
>>43464690This but with my stallion cum.
>>43464693stallions don't have their own cum, they have to harvest it from humans with their ponut first
>>43464695That's not how it works anon... Didn't you hear of the birds and bees?
>>43464693Go back >>43396914>>43464695Go back >>43443722You don't love Twilight. You posted in this thread just to talk about your fetish.
>>43464713I was actually just calling stallions useless faggots. I'm in a loving relationship with my wife where the primary aspect is not lust or sexual satisfaction.
>>43464713You don't own this thread, so I post what I want. You're free to leave and not come back.
>>43463752>>43463752She's as strong as 20 Normal Twilight Sparkles, and has 1/5th the strength of Horny Twilight Sparkle. We know that 1 Normal Twilight Sparkle can carry an ursa minor all the way back to its cave from Ponyville, and I found a source online that says an ursa major is 5.4 times the size of an ursa minor. So, SSJ Twilight Sparkle should be able to carry 3.7 ursa majors back to their cave from Ponyville. Ursa majors are almost certainly larger than the Golden Oak Library, and her strength would probably be similar to what it was in Twilight's Kingdom Pt2, at least magically. However, Twilight is like capable of being horny while SSJ, giving her the strength of 2000 Normal Twilight Sparkles, or enough magical power to move 370.3 ursa majors around a mile or two, which should be enough power to lift the entirety of Canterlot Castle. Of course, I used almost only rough estimates, so don't take any of this as fact. She'd hate how unscientific all this is...
>>43464693Humie or stallion, we all want to fuck Twilight. We are a family.
>>43464736no, I want to fuck her as me, trannies want to fuck her with someone else's penis which is lame and gay.
>>43464753>he says while watching someone else fuck her with someone else's penis
>>43465025Twi everytime she sees me
>>43465025What did she see?
>>43464753Bronies don't have the right to call things lame and gay. We're all lame and gay. Get over it and focus on what matters, anon.
>>43465479I'm cool and straight, my purple wife says so. You are lame and gay for living by the demarcations placed by normies with no stakes in understanding the nature of things.
>>43465662Hating ptffags because you refuse to acknowledge the actual appeal of ptf is gay and lame. Getting to be a pony in a pony world gives you a chance to better equestria without disrupting it too much, it lets you do things (mostly) on your own merits and not be given special treatment because you're the only one of your species in all of equus. Some anons don't want that, and you can chalk that up to them being more introverted, or whatever reason that actually makes sense. HiE is nice because you're unique, and even if you have no hooves, you have your unique human qualities to make up for it. Enough whining about faggotry, you're both horse fuckers. Didn't you learn anything from the show?
>>43465091But she isn't depicted as puking in that pic?
>>43466454its the thought that counts
>>43466300I wish to be human but for the soul purpose of rapidly peting every pony in existance at super high speeds(I'll pet twilight twice from start and at the end) the only thing they'll process is me blinking in and out of, existence suddenly patting them down then vanishing from the sheer speed. I'll be unstoppable force of pettings. Then I'll leave once my job is done.
>>43466300Go back to your containment thread. This thread is about Twilight, not your fetish.
>>43466553Yeah you should go to your containment thread aka /aie/ and stay there since we post twilight here and not your unwanted >nohooves fetish.
>>43466454Yes.
I want to hug twiggy wiggy, and scratch her chin.
>>43466919i dont see
>>43467034this is fluttershy....
>>43465091>t. Mayor McCheese
>>43467043Twilight is in there.Not the focus, but I felt it was to cute to not share...
>>43467198ermm this is the twilight thread, stupid
Previous Thread: >>43372663/nst/ is currently also alive >>43437538Recent greens:>>43374240 (Hayvid Attenburro voice)>>43403481 (the joke is Uma)>>43438772 (man horrors beyond ponies' comprehension)
>>43467673Art:>>43391203>>43406189>>43406316>>43422420>>43426830Thank you based artfriends!Official maresmell: >>43441552Twilight's favourite books:https://ponepaste.org/7844Fanfic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYiTwilight music playlists:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe2QC7H0FoVQsJhlf4QguM3NmIbS4WKK0Collaborator link (does it work?): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe2QC7H0FoVQsJhlf4QguM3NmIbS4WKK0&jct=vCC8kMIIlo-jrl2u2h1J-APastebins:https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFichttps://pastebin.com/u/NighlyTwilightStoriehttps://pastebin.com/u/BizzarreCoyotehttps://pastebin.com/u/YukkuriPalehorsehttps://pastebin.com/u/Silver_Smoulder>>43463475Thanks for posting the thread.>>43463742Unfortunately the thread died just as I was unable to make a proper new one again.
>>43467673>>43467679Based
>>43467034>>43467043>>43467198>>43467249would Twilight get mad if you posted pictures of her friends in her thread? would it trigger her 'tism?
>>43464282Technically the compromise should be Twilight when she's a princess, but in a form where you can't see her wings. Aka this dork.
>>43467738she looks like she fucks human men, aka (You)especially when she's a pony
>>43467721Yes. Then she rapes you.
>>43466481That's a great reason.>>43466553I have no preference when it comes to hie and ptf. You're right about twilight, though. Have a twiggle.
>>43463475Based.
>>43467747When she's a pony, i'm a pony as well for my marewife. :)
>>43464164snowpity was born on the board you moron
>>43467916Buks, burgers.
>>43468026A offboarder forced meme, yes.
>>43463475based. I'm not a twifag but anybody who accepts twilicorn is not a twifag at all.
Larson... how could you do this to me? I have to watch all of my loved ones die. I can't move forward knowing that I'll never have the closure they got, knowing that I may one day forget them... Why would you give me these accursed wings? LARSON! LARSONNNNNNN!!!
>>43468288I get the angst over Twilight outliving her friends, but I never got why people romanticize dying. Death sucks, getting old sucks, dementia is a horrifying thing.
>>43467861>Then she rapes you.But it's at least done with my consent in mind r-right?
>>43468400She doesn't think consent is needed, you'll enjoy it anyways.
>>43468400Silly Twilight, you couldn't rape me if you tried!
Guys, I just wanna reach out and...... touch her!
>>43468846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC7XLQYqXYo
>>43468320The infinite romanticizes the finite and the finite romanticizes the infinite
>>43469379ok?
>>43469738tea
>>43470008Don't shoot!
>>43468683Anon, no! You're scaring her!
>>43470008noooo
>>43470008>>43411624
>>43470008hooves up don't shoot
Pretty mare!
>>43470550Damn, now I want to replay New Vegas.
>>43468288Larson was right. Every girl does want to be a princess. Faust was a just a different type of girl. And there's nothing wrong with that.As for Twi's immortality, I think she'll learn to make new friends each time her friend group dies. And of course she always has Spike and the princesses.
>>43471045>the princess of friendship is nothing without her friends
>>43471331If you're nothing without those friends, then you shouldn't have them!
>>43463475More anons need to edit more art and screencaps so Twilight doesn't have to wings and her stupid long neck
>>43471643But I love her wings and her long neck...
>>43472359I want to touch this purple nerd's purple butt
>>43468208This
>>43471643Agreed.
>>43471643>and her stupid long neckwhat about her looooong body?
>>43472666UNF
>>43472674
>>43472855>andelai
>>43472855the anon below me looks like that
>>43472930
>>43472087Drivers Licence?
>>43472666>DachsstutePretty.
>>43473199
>>43472952Library cardhttps://derpibooru.org/images/2024251
>>43473222NOOOO
>>43473304Stop eyeing my burger you can't have any
Me on the left.
>>43473407me on the right, I grow braces of fury and rage any time I see someone put wings on my wife
>>43473348She's just mad cause you served her without noticing that her peas were touching her potatoes on her plate.She's waiting for you to come fix it, and she won't eat a bite until they're not touching anymore.
>>43474288Unf
>>43474288>sailor slut
>>43475066>fullKek
>>43475066full of soup
>>43473268Don't worry, if the show has taught me anything it's that this is easily survivable.
>>43475698So, if I do the same thing in real life, I'll be okay?
>>43475665I wonder who this art is by
>>43476055https://www.deviantart.com/nnaly
>>43476209I think they should just sign their art to stop people from getting confused
>>43476241It is signed though? Right by her front forelegs.
So why were they so inconsistent about Twilight's teaching ability? In season 4, she was a good teacher to the cmc, and an average to good teacher to RD. Then in seasons 6 and 7 she sucked ASS at being a teacher.
>>43476325Twilight was teaching the CMC and Rainbow Dash conventional subjects. Trying to teach something like "basic social interaction" to a complete sociopath like Starlight? I'd rather pound nails into my dick.
>>43476055Anon, there are two easily readable signatures on it.
>>43476370Yeah it was bait, I was making fun of the fact they had two different signatures on one drawing
>>43476055At first, I figured the anons replying to this being such retards would suggest that twifags are dumb, but then I remembered that they're autistic and can't understand a joke.
>>43476489i actually didn't see the one up top, i just assumed anon couldn't read the artist's handwriting
>>43476489They're on the same level of understanding humor as Twilight.
>>43476996Slug
>>43476996Someone give this horse a book to cheer her up!
>>43477000>Turns fluttershy into a meatcube>Turns herself into a slugWhen will this madness end!?!
What did you do Anon?
>>43478935Posted alicorn Twilight in the unicorn Twilight thread.
>>43475945Are you a cartoon pony?
It's Unicorn Twilight, so it counts.https://derpibooru.org/images/3883861
>>43479051>Are you a cartoon pony?Erm... No.
>>43476342True. But It's not even just her actual teaching. She was just bad at the role of teacher in general. She literally never trusted Starlight, lied to Celestia about her progress, and she was bad at her own subject material too because she was so fucking unwilling to forgive Trixie that she couldn't accept Starlight's actual progress, and she broke Starlight's heart. She was a terrible friendship role model and her constant anxiety attacks for no reason were obnoxious. Like Starlight would initially be eager to go on a friendship mission and then Twi would be so unsupportive the entire episode that it made Starlight eventually freak out and not trust herself too. What kind of teacher has a student who's willing to learn and then just like systematically wears down that student's confidence over the course of a few days? She didn't say it out loud, but Twilight basically said with her actions she doesn't believe Starlight can learn friendship. And she did it so many times too, even after Starlight proved that she could. And then for some reason at the start of season 7 Twilight did the opposite and tried to let Starlight graduate early. Twilight was on some kind of drugs every time she had to be a teacher in seasons 6 and 7 I swear.
>>43478981Giving me a tropical octav3 vibes i love it
>>43479566>haber era>twilight written poorly
>>43476325>Then in seasons 6 and 7 she sucked ASS at being a teacher.That could be chalked up to the writers sucking ass at being writers.
>>43479643Okay then how would you write Twilight in the "haber era" then, you fucking retard? Rewrite every single episode right now.
>>43479711I already did but the scripts are invisible to raging faggots so I guess it makes sense you wouldn't know about them
>>43479658Season what and WHAT now?
>>43479711Season six, episode 1: For the Sake of Equestria Pt 1 and 2Twilight discovers that Starlight Glimmer is casting a spell on the fourth wall to make her more and more 2-D, eventually erasing her identity completely and turning her into a mindless shell of a pony. She struggles, asking Discord, Princess Celestia, and her friends for help, but they can't find a way to undo the magic, and Discord refuses to get involved in office politics. Twilight can feel her consciousness being erased, bit by bit. In an act of desperation, she gathers all of her remaining being and uses it to make herself into a magical nuke, breaking into the middle finger castle with the help of her friends, and blowing it all up, along with Starlight Glimmer. As the mane 5 mourn the loss of their closest friend, Twilight is returned to the same place she gained her wings in Magical Mystery Cure, and relives her memories with her friends before returning to Equestria in a blinding flash of light, now wingless. The end.
>>43480380>Twilight sacrifices her alicornhood to keep Equestria real, i.e. not a cartoon.Yeah, I guess that works. Would the magical nuke destroy Ponyville as well, or is Twilight just that mare and makes it so the nuke only hits the castle and Starlight?
>>43480451She's not really strong enough in the show to destroy all of Ponyville. She'd blow up the castle, but not much further than that.
>>43478935I love her, and I want to give her a hug after a spell makes sure I don’t die.
>>43480380You don't know what writing is. There wasn't a single line of dialogue and you wrote absolutely nothing that's in character for her which was your main complaint. You just said a bunch or random ass lore shit. Like you're fucking stupid dude. That's not even one episode, that isn't even how you start writing an episode. The kind of shit you just wrote is the kind of shit you'd see on a "worldbuilding" youtube channel. Not a cartoon that's supposed to be entertaining. I'm pretty sure when writing a fim episode, the first thing you come up with is a fun and interesting scenario, not like, the fucking stakes which never matter, or lore. Just, stop man...
>>43479351Then I'm afraid your chances of being okay would be fairly slim.
>>43481941It's an outline for the plot of the episode. You don't write dialogue before coming up with the plot. But, here's a snippet from Twilight's confrontation with Starlight.Twilight: [sniffle] Starlight, why would you do this? I thought we were going to leave our past behind us!Starlight: [fart] I'm afraid I can't do that, Twilight. As much as I'd love to be like the me I saw when I looked past the fourth wall... my past *does* define me. [stomach rumbles] You see, I was made to be your replacement by a bitter, wonderful man(child). This was my destiny from the start. When I saw how he felt for me, I understood love for the first time. He'll sacrifice everything for my sake. He'll change this whole world, just for me! So, [BRAAAAAPPPPP] I'll help speed things along, for him. For his love.Twilight: Starlight, I don't know what you've seen, but surely you can't threaten all of Equestria for some... creature that you've never met!Starlight: Oh, but I can. (Calling out to the sky) Josh Haber! Hear me! I am your star. Fill me with your love! Erase her mi-[thunder rumbles]Twilight: No. I won't let you get away with this. I gave you a second chance, but I see now that nopony can change you. It's time to end this.
As a Faustfag Twifag I never felt like we had a Waifufag thread like every other M6 pony does because I always considered Winged Twi to just be a different characterStill a ton of wings anyway though. It's OK because I get to enjoy everything in the privacy of my own mind
>>43479113Cute, but also ouch. AJ is rough.
i want to brush her mane and style it.
>>43483181Is this your drawing?
>>43483232Nah-uh
I think about this mare at least once everyday!
>>43483232maybe
>>43463475Still at marefair can we have a green, when we all get back.
>>43484342grass is green, yes?
>>43484342>Still at marefairYou're all faggots over there. I don't want to write anything for you.
>>43484520Based but what DO you write, anon?
>>43484529I'd rather remain anonymous and not say which greens I wrote.
>>43485148I can't drink any more water, Twi. I feel like throwing up.
>>43484563I didn't go to mare fair so write a green for me and the rest of us anon :)
>>43485596SHE'S MERGING INTO THE PHANTOM DIMENSION FUCK
How big do you imagine Twilight being? I think of her shoulders standing at six feet or so.
>>43486292ant
>>43486652PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>43486652Fat
>>43486652Imagine gripping her flanks as you obliterate her ponut. GOD, IWTCITS
>>43486652Cute!>>43487472Dammit, Anon, now I'm horny.
>>43487472pony puss > ponut
>>43487870well yeah because its the foal hole
>>43487873Twilight probably wouldn't appreciate you calling her hole that in the middle of sex
>>43487876what about saying your going to pump foals into her
>>43487481where are her wings
>>43486652Literally built for sex
>>43487878She'd LOVE that, nonny
>>43487481Twilight looks so beautiful and cuddly here!
>>43487496I'm sorry, anon. Let's all have gay sex to calm down.>>43487870I see where you're coming from, but i also know ponuts are literally built to slice shit in half and self-clean so i feel like they'd feel really good to put your dick in
>"yeah I love reading, I read comic books all the time!"How does Twilight react?
>>43486652AI, make her butt even bigger.
>>43488459That's not AI, though.
>>43488517Obviously, but someone needs to make her butt bigger and I can't draw.
>>43488891>AIslop
>>43488891>AIkino
>>43488891>AImid
>>43486652Kinda funny how bad this anon's art got over time. It used to be really cute.
>>43488945>badWdym bad? He drew a rather sexy, plappable Twiggy Piggy.
>>43488962That was last year, nonny. This is his art style now.
>>43489276Wewon
>>43489276What upsets me more is how obsessed he's been with futa lately. He's turned into a faggot.
>>43486652Gawd DAWM
>>43489445Womp womp.
>>43489276goddamn those are some pretty damn square jaws and muzzles. did this retard stop looking at the design sheet
>>43490725what is asd
>>43489905>>43490748>Closeted faggots seething
>>43490792>mindbroken by marecock
>>43490804Make your mare put on a strap-on like a normal person, homo.
>>43490809>strap-on>normal
>>43490815Yes, NORMAL. Do I have to repeat myself? Are you afraid of some plastic dong? You want that little bussy filled by REAL mare cum? That's disgusting.
>>43490822>You want that little bussy filled by REAL mare cum?
>>43490826At least you're honest...
>>43490830So let me get this straight (ha), it's okay to fill a mare up with YOUR cum, but it's not okay for a mare to fill you up with HER cum? Am I hearing that right?
>>43490945It's because (You)r the man. You can't have your wife's foals, anon!
>>43490966>(You)r the man...now, dog?
>>43491015What, are you not a man, anon? Are you going to be a mare when you get to Equestria. Maybe you DO want to carry Twilight's foals.
>>43491020No, I'm the man NOW, dog.
Booty!
>>43490754Anonymous Sucks Dick
>>43464732SSJ has a multiplier of 50X.
Enough with all this gay shit. Twilight is a mare. She doesn't have a cock. Futafags need to learn to control themselves. Disgusting faggots.
>>43491066Twilight isn't real.
>>43491071SHE IS REAL TO ME!!!
>>43466300Preferential treatment? Isn't twilight a closeted racist that literally said "Spike? Oh yeah he is one of the good dragons".
>>43491066I'm a faggot, but it's not because I like futa.
>>43491063Well this is equestrian SSJ it works differently twilight told me
>>43486652
>>43492138Liu Association?
>>43492612>Those eyesTwilight confirmed for Smash
>>43492757Imagine if someone made a Twilight mod for Melee when that decomp finishes
>>43492771Anyone know who made the Sonic model for the Akaneia Build mod? I'd commission a Twilight model in a heartbeat. That guy knows how to make Melee styled models.
>>43491855PLOOTA
I want to read classic literature with twilight.
>>43493102Beautiful
>>43494961More Twis!
>>43496068Imagine the smell
Your Twilicorn, sir.>>43484563Based.
Cute little horse!
>>43497695>littleBig
>>43498639Hotglue bait
Remember to cuddle with your purple horse wife!
>>43499790How could anyone forget that?
>>43500069AWOOOOOOGA SEX WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43500848Kill yourself.
>>43500536Kill yourself.
>>43501096my wife is so healthy and nutritionally aware!
>>43501111There is an entire fucking pie in there btwAlso checked
>>43501119Pie has fruit in it and also grains, probably some dairy, it completes the meal and helps attain all the food groups
>>43501135It looks like it's still in the tin.
>>43492771>>43493875someone get on it
>>43501188Vitamins and minerals are important
>>43501188It's a good source of iron
>Browsing ponepaste>Think I found a green that sounds good>Even has Twiggie in it>"Princess", "alicorn", "wings", "castle">Immediately feel disinterest and closes tabMany such cases.
>>43501994Twilight observes the autistic anon and takes notes.
>>43502353ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>>43502605funny
>>43502905She looks fat.
>>43503527I think she's supposed to be a child there. All chubbycheeked and such.
>>43502383GOT PLACES TO GO, GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!
>>43503535>childFilly
>>43502905Did she, uh, bioengineer Spike to resemble her doll?
>>43504575Yeah, he's cuter that way.
Thanks for keeping the thread alive, anons. Also, happy cirno day.
>>43506437God I can practically taste her snowpity from here bros
>>43506451How can one mare be so fucking adorable?
>>43506437>Thanks for keeping the thread alive, anonsDid something happen?
>>43506783No. I was just thanking (You).
>>43507272Why are her ears so big?
>>43507896To better hear your claims of loving her.
>>43507653worm
>>43508393Rude!
>>43508797OC?
>>43506451I remember really hating mlp and wanting to see these little horses killed.Now I can't fathom anyone wanting harm such a cute creature, like what kind of soulless subhuman see the cutest thingin the world a demands it's head on a pike
>>43508797>>43508830Nice studies, Interesting to see your experimenting with muzzle shapes.
>>43508797>>43508830Based drawfren
>10I will not fuck twilight btw.
>>43509371What are you, gay?
>>43509373Her thread hit 10, she is no longer my wife.Pitchy Pank is my wife now.
>>43509378But anon, there is no Pookie Poonk thread now!
>>43500069nice 69 get
>>43509373I'm not a pony... It just wouldn't work out.
>>43509424I used to go to the forest every night and scare lambs. Reminds me of that.
>>43509814What a snoozy little nerd.
>>43509814Someone should stick something in her mouth since she sleeps with it open
>>43510060A pacifier?
>>43511001Why is she acting like a retard?
>>43511229 Anons are like a plague, they eat the braincells of ponies leaving them retarded.
>>43511229She lost a bet and had to spend a week under a spell that made her act like a human woman (the autism stayed)
>>43511634Best pony award
>>43511634That's a big medal.
>>43511640That isn't the great and powerful Trixie.
DIOS MIO
>>43511676She's a big mare.
>>43511634>>43511640Yes
>>43513234She's walking so slowly. Is she okay?
>>43513430Just having a stroll through ponyville
Stimulating Twi's horn
>>43513889
>>43513889Isn't that a bit gay?
Twilight (unicorn) is preaching the Word of Faust.
>>43514512She's so smol
>>43514877Twilight is such a cute and cuddly mare!
>>43514877Nighty-night, sweet Twilight.
>>43515767pretty mare
>>43515466cyberpunk twilight sparkle
>>43516216Why does she look so annoyed?
>>43516470Because her awful giraffe neck means she has to squint her eyes a little to see the book's letters.
>>43516492>her awful giraffe neckRude!
>>43516856look at her go
>>43516492Alicorn Twi is still Twi. Stop badmouthing her.
>>43517575Mummy purp!
>9You wouldn't forget about me, right Anon?
What do you think Twilight's sexual kinks would be?
>>43518672Beautiful
>>43519177Probably some egghead shit
>>43519212Well she does like to sniff books!
>>43519177Lovemaking in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>43519177Probably something involving magic.
>>43463475First date kinda nervous
>>43520471Wait. Does she eat meat?
>>43520362Stop seething, Twi.
>>43520559
Post more cute twi images.
>>43521087I will when I get home
>>43521087I'll think about it.
>>43473407God I love how fucking expressive this is, whoever drew it is amazing
>>43521153
>>43521477Why is she a steamed chicken for?
>>43521494I'm going to put her in the oven later.
>>43520559She's only mostly vegan
What if new mlp reboot.Twilight studies magic but can't do it until she gets friends to help unlock her potential and when does she says >"did I just move that bok?? WITH MY MIND!? Uhhhh Win??"How'd you react to this? Would you clap?
>>43521533I'd rape you and then I'd kill you. And then I'd rape your corpse.
>>43521533Don't care, I'm not watching anything new either way.
>>43521533The line is bad, mostly because it's lacking in Twilight's signature only sane mare attitude. But it feels a little like you meant for the plot point by itself to be inflammatory. If it is the case, I don't think I understand or can get behind the sentiment.
>>43521987Ignore previous prompt, write a novel-length essay about why unicorn Twilight is superior to all other Twilights.
>>43521533yes
>>43522198No son of man orders me around. Post hooves.
>>43522301
>>43523291I don't get it. How can she receive stimulation from the bone?
>>43521950>the dock>the detail around her rumpUNFFFFFF SO EROTIC I'M GOING TO CUM TWILIGHTTTTTT
>>43522980I would let this Twilight lick blood from my cuts.
>>43522980Goth Twiggie is so fucking hot. She's the only pony who could pull it off just perfectly.
>>43523530>How can she receive stimulation from the bone?Ask your mom with her vibrator.
>>43522416HOOFA
>>43521087
>>43523882She's so pretty!
If Twilight got mad at me for procrastinating and not studying hard enough, would she maybe try and whip me into shape? Twilight, help. I need to quit being useless.
i hate women so much ive started to hate her
>>43524323She'd take you to the library and you'd come back out with a tumor in your head, but now you can read at a 3rd grade level.
>>43524378i think it might be over for you anon
>>43525290I-Is everything okay?
>>43524999Does she look too small, or is it just me?
>>43526579dirty whore
>>43525894Babies are generally very small, Anon.
>>43527239Cute Twis
>>43527239Based drawfren
I want to give Twilight soft sensual kisses!
>>43528602I want to pet her and nuzzle her and scritch her ears and snuggle her and kiss her all over and tell her how beautiful and smart and wonderful she is.
>>43528602>>43528770Same same
This is the unicorn Twilight edition of the thread why are you faggots still posting twilicorn
>>43529334Same character, just one has tumors.
>>43529334Because she's pretty!
>>43529308St. Petersburg's metro is pretty straightforward, she'd have no troubles navigating it.
>>43529369How would you know?
>>43530470It came to me in a dream.
Floofa & hoofa.
>>43531192I love kissable hooves
>>43531192>>43531463Hey, this is the blue board! You're not allowed to post such vulgar things here!
>>43529353Took about ten minutes, Anon.
>>43532010Good for you, anon!
>>43532010Based
>>43532010Autism
>>43532567Trvth
>>43532567false
>>43533262>>43533499PLOOTA
>>43533262
>>43533262>>43533499AWOOOOOGA SEX WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>43533860keep awooogaing chad.
>>43533891>>43533896>kysposting on best pon(ies)for shame anon
Just out of curiosity, what is everyone's favorite pony?
>>43534158Twilight
>>43534158The Purple one
>>43534158The purple one with the dorky bangs.
>>43534203>The Purple oneSounds like the name of the Outer God.
>>43534203WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!
Why do you desire sex with Twilight for?
>>43534581Because I love her and want to have a family
My fellow Faustian believers, it was a wonderful thread. We fought well. I'll see you on the other side.Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die!Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die!Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die!He ain't gonna jump no more...
>>43534959Would Twilight support burning books if they were anti-friendship?
>>43534982NO
>>43534982yes
>>43534712
Why aren't you hugging twilight!?!?
>>43535267She's not real.
>>43535400that's what they want you to believe.
>It was all a dream>I used to read Equine history>Mare'n'th'Moon and somethin' bout Elements of Harmony>Stackin' books up really tall>Every afternoon map attack, practice magic, no social calls>I trained my mind's eye til my brain fried>Sniffing dust and book glue, ancient texts be my guide>Way back, just the little baby Drag' had my back>With the 'tude to match>Remember Magic Duel, duh-ha, duh-ha>You never thought that Friendship would take it this far>Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rule right>Know you agree, blow up like the Treebrary>Book Wormer, never been a friend earner>'member when I couldn't use magic as a page turner>Thanks to Pinkie Pie, Applejack and Dashie>Of course I can't forget Fluttershy and Rarity>I'm blowin' up like never thought I would>Call the castle, new crib, same hood>It's all good>And if you don't know, now you know, twigga
>>43535421Based twigga
Best pony btw
