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Day 0 is upon us! Preregistration opens at 5 PM and runs until 10 PM!
We also have Cinemare Night tonight!
What fun things are you planning for this weekend?

>Where
Orlando, Florida

>When
TOMORROW

Register today!
https://marefair.org/register/
>https://marefair.org/register/

Any other questions? Check out our website!
https://marefair.org/
>https://marefair.org/

Official threads and announcements will be posted by one of these tripcodes:

CadBrad !!NmVxFKIXcrr
EbonyGlow !!eSW1dXRikgk
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I hope jannies actually keep the board clean this year
last MF had the grapes so sour the cunt was flooding the board with gore
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Official thread!
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Hi Anons!
Tails of Equestria scenario is happening soon!
Meet up in the lobby at 4:50pm (15mins from now) and look for a guy with a Sunburst plush. We deemed the mezzanine too noisy so we'll play somewhere else.
We can end early to make sure there's time to hit pre-registration for Cinemare.

See you soon!
Also thanks to that one Anon for the Olive Garden!
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>>43469807
Mad made Fun Raiser too young here IMO
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I love my wife!
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>>43469787
>Spamming the catalog with a third thread
Fantastic
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>No spamming or flooding of any kind
>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome
And yet...
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>>43469818
>>43469837
copenigger (^:
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A third mare fair thread has hit the catalog

(still at the airport btw)
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Can we get a hotel with a fucking shuttle next year? I've been stuck at airport for like an hour now
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>>43469837
Gollynigger threads aren’t official and therefore should be deleted
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>>43469872
There is one retard.
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>>43469876
Well stop abusing the report button you retard?
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>>43469872
There's a bus that will take you to Disney springs then you have to take a separate bus to the hotel or walk 20 minutes
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once again a reminder: if you are the anon from the merch thread a few months back who wanted one of these swing shift shirts, please email me at vaportrailanon@proton.me to claim it. if not I will have it for somebody else
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We have movement!
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Why the fuck are the badge labels white this you? You retards couldn’t pay slightly extra to have them look 10x better?
Not only that, they’re fucking paper which means they’re gonna fall apart in the rain
Genuinely how did EFNW do a better job than you
It may be little, but little things matter for the general quality of live and enjoyability
of the con. What happened to mare fair being the con that goes above and beyond for the little things of attendee experience?
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>>43470238
Color it in, retard.
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>>43469807
They are washing up after a massive harvest.
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>>43469807
>Maddragon
Yikes
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Where and when is the cope van
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>>43470246
No color looks good
They had clear labels every other year, so why did they change it to be inferior this year
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>My ride left me and didn't even bother to knock; now im listening to my mom's "I told you so" spiel


Thanks
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This is real btw
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>>43470353
>King of the normies is going to normie fair
Woah
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Yo, who's streetpassing down here?
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I feel kinda bad I haven't been in the threads this go round.

But at the same time I never got around to watching any panel videos from last year, nor closing marimonies, so in a way I'm still in a Mare Fair 2025 hiatus.

And that's not counting a project I wanted to make, that'll require me to go through literally all the Mare Fair threads from last year.
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>>43470425 (me)
Obligatory:
>r*ddit spacing
I need to remember to resize the textbox more. Otherwise I think I have longer unbroken blocks of text than I actually do.
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>>43470386
3DS?
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>>43470442
Yeah dude, got two of em with me.
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is linecon really that bad?
at least compared to previous years
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Official thread is over here
>>43468916
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>>43470476
kys gollyfag
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Unfortunately I'll be going to mare fair next year. See you conniggers then. Hope I die before then.
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>>43470544
I will buy you some wawa strawb
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Sorry for being a tardy retard.
Cigar Meet is now onwards for how long I don't know. As long as I am not rained out.

Location is here just by the entrance to Mane Stage
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>>43470706
I'd rather die than feel indebted towards a connigger
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>>43470718
nigger I dont expect shit back I just do shit because I want to so take the fucking wawa before I force feed your faggot ass then we can hang
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CadBrad, I need help :(
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>>43470724
No.
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>>43470725
>>43470782
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furfags won
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>>43470795
>He's a janny
LOL!
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>>43470715
Fug, I'm at cinemare nights. Hope there'll be another cigar meet this mare fair.
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cinemare
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HOWDY. Im the host of the mare merch trade panel from years past. The confirmation email went to spam. I approved it really late. The con crew isnt answering and i dont think my panel will make it to the schedule. So I will appear at Trade Ya! Instead on Saturday instead. I hope the new con mascot plushies wont be sold out by then.

I have lots of very rare official and Oly plushies and figures for sale or trade. I bring hundreds of items each year. I also trade my mlp stuff for other fandoms and can bring different fandom merch on request. Just lmk.

Other things I have are webkinz, furry, pokemon cards, disney, lion king, build a bear, paw patrol, hazbin cards, misc figures, httyd, tadc, fnaf, skibidi, spongebob, angry birds (lots of super rare shit), animal jam, neopets etc

I AM DISO OLYFACTORY NYX AND VARIOUS MLP CON MASCOT PLUSHIES, G1, G2, G3 BRUSHABLES, OWLICIOUS AND PHILOMENA FIGURES
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>>43470833
Hi Anon! Would you be willing to trade any if that for a 3 Stars Scarf?
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That was it?! That was just an hour of assorted brony videos!
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>>43470826
Second wave when you get back
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Did any other sponsor tiers not get their breakfast voucher? I'm just realizing I didnt get mine.
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To the rarity anon, cheers lad. You're a god damn life saver. You got a drink on me anytime, if you wanna pop by the bar you're my guest.
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Test.
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Holy fuck I can finally post on my laptop.
Thank you to all the anons that rode in Rarity's Chariot (Rariot) today. I was great to meet you all and deliver you all to the con.
>>43470931
Happy to have been there. If you are still there, I can swing by soon.
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>>43470936
(You) failed
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>>43470940
yeah I'm around
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>>43470940
>Rariflag
>BMW
Because of freaking course that's what they'd drive...
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>>43470940
all that free march around the parking lot will belong to me by morning
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where the party at
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>>43470930
Did you go to the desk specifically made for the breakfast vouchers next to the help desk?
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>>43470848
Im a Florida native so sadly don't need a scarf in this hellhole. But bring it, I've seen others dying for scarves in the merch threads.
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>>43469807
I love them so much, I want to smooch Fun Raiser
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>>43469787
Any morning coffee bar? Thst place was great last year. I still have the cup saved like a proper autist because the sticker was adorable
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>>43470833
heyo, when you think you'll be going to trade ya? do you accept clothing as well?
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I can't believe Fluttershy illegally filmed The Last Unicorn!
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good night thread
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How do I casually bring up how I'm DTF with my roommate without it seeming like I'm coercing them into sex?
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good night saars
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>>43471073
Accidentally leave a condom on their pillow
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Efficient filly storage
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>>43471024
At the start and maybe. I much prefer plushies, figures and pins.
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>>43471073
Take a shower and come out of the bathroom with nothing but a towel.

If they seem into it, then you know that you can go off and be a pair of fags.
If not, you can play it off as being oblivious and too comfortable. It's expected that you're socially retarded, use it.
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>>43471073
If you have a filly put it on top of your dick and act like the filly has a dick
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>>43470850
Does anyone have list of those videos?
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I'm still mad I rolled that six. I can't believe I'm going to this stupid normalnigger convention.
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>>43471107
So we're getting a year of this sort of posting now?
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>>43471108
Yes. I'll never not be mad about it.
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vhs watchparty will have to happen tomorrow because i am FAT and RETARDED and GAY and TIRED and av setup was a lot longer and harder than expected (things women do not say to me)
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Neat. Missed cinemare night entirely due to jetlag destroying me. Better luck next year.
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>>43471128
planning on either here, or on the other side of the second floor, and since we're just watching a horse movie from 1986 I don't see why the hotel should give a shit
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>>43471132
that bitch was a human for half of it you got off easy
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>>43471128
shut up polaris
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>>43471146
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The RESTING and SNOOZEMAXING Trixie is all ready for the festivities once she wakes! See everypony when it starts!
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These niggers aren't just snoring one is mumbling in his fucking sleep. What the fuck.
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>>43471073
Horny fag send me an email if you want to do something later possibly doyouexistalone@protonmail.com
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I saw that you faker faggot. You know who you are.
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>>43471210
I do!
I'm probably banned, but it's fun.

You never use hyphens, I thought it would be pretty obvious.
At least to the regulars, but I doubt a bunch of /v/irgins would be privy to con-drama.
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will there be a livestream?
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liminal
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Hello all Cope van riders, thanks for riding the Cope van and I hope you enjoyed coping. Especially thanks to everyone who tipped.
With how much time the KSC trips takes and how long the trips back and forth are, I'll most likely keep to just airport shuttling if I do this next year. Feel free to offer opinions during the con regarding the future of cope van.
Wishing you all a good con.

Some post con cope van statistics:
~750 miles driven.
~2.6 lbs of free candy prepared.
~$750 and 20 leaf bucks in tips.
~$176 fuel.
~$10 late return fee (REEEE!!!)
10 pickup runs on Wednesday.
4 pickup runs on Thursday.
1 grocery run on Wednesday and 1 grocery run on Thursday
3 stops at Waffle House on Wednesday
2 KSC round trips.
1 KSC parking fee.
1 Limo ride to Cinemare after dropping off the van.
2 thunderstorms driven through.

>>43470940
Thanks for your help, we could talk during the con regarding this if you wish to do more of it in the future.
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plez gibs me ride from airport!!!!
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>>43471428
Bro the con is already beginning
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anyone looking to head to a store? i want to buy a case of waters so i can avoid the resort rape tax and the fent spiked dispensers
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>>43471517
Could offer a ride, there's a gas station pretty close by.
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>>43471517
If you wanna walk to Wawa in a bit I am up for it. It is like 20 minutes there and 20 back
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I was pondering a morning walmart run..
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>>43471521
I'll go with, where/when meet?
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>>43471529
Yeah, I could do that. Meet outside the overpriced store/deli.
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>>43471531
Me
>>43471529
This would be better, I can pitch in gas
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>>43471531
Lobby at 8:10? Gonna take a shower and be there
Black cap with anon-con pin, right by the entrance
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Good marening I am anonymouse.
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>>43471536
I'll be in a Rarity jersey and Floorb, got my keys all ready to go if we need the driver.
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>>43471533
Which one is the overpriced one?
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>>43471538
We can just walk. Nothing like a little stretch on the morning
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>>43471539
It'll be the front lobby now, where the help/check in desk is. 8:10 to wait for others in need.
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>>43471542
K. I'm going outside to smoke, with the cane
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Six minutes until Walmart trip, Wawa perhaps too. Going to drive rather than walk.
Room for 1-2 more depending. Small posse by front door.
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>>43471110
bekfas
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>>43471551
All filled up for space, we are off.
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>>43471556
Fuck. Can't even suggest walmart and secure a spot.
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Any new info about the waifu wedding check in? I never got any update back and it's in a few hours.
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>>43471073
keep us updated if this goes anywhere
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For any anon driving south I humbly request a lift to mare fair from the address 8278 E Carroll Rd Whitesburg GA;
my original ride failed to wake me up properly to go. If any anon decides to humor this post; I'm only carrying a single backpack and please knock like the police so I can hear you.

I'm on mare fair staff, ask me anything
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>>43471108
We had Dashieleaks, then diaperfags, and now Strawbnigger. There's one every year, anon.
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>>43471583
you didn't really just dox yourself for a ride did you
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>>43471593
anon found the secret pony: chinky pie
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>>43471589
I've doxed myself once before 2 years ago for a ride to mare fair; I'll be fine lol
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>>43471563
If you're participating its 15 mins before it starts
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>>43470994
...no Where is it? I didnt see a help desk unless im just fucking retarded and you mean the front desk
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For some comfyness, come to Plushies on Adventures at 1 pm today.
You'll get to see where anons have brought their plushies and also get a free sticker while supplies last.
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>>43471605
On the way to registration, there's a desk on the right side where the breakfast vouchers are available for pickup.
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>>43471604
Not sure if trolled by horsefucker domain or just submitted too late, but I'm showing up anyway.
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Are there any party rooms tonight and Saturday night?
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Want a badge ribbon? Come find me!
Not selling anymore, I just want badge ribbons, stickers or such.
Only got the 1 Gen1us badge ribbon left, I'm looking to trade that for a badge ribbon
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They have mimosas at the breakfast place :D
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BrokeAnon, I have 2 boxes of Pizza and Ham and Cheese hot pockets with your name on them
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>>43471618
Forgot to add, I need to cum inside you while you eat. Not willing to negotiate.
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>>43471619
Anon, I'm devoted to my waifu. Someone else can do that
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>>43471592
>>43471593
Yknow, fuckit. Schizo mare is waifu
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Morning, fillies.
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>>43471613
Yes, but they banned (you) from drinking any alcohol.
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>>43471614
lets trade anon i got stickers
anyone else got ribbons?
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I hate you all
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>>43471627
Hell yeah I'm at the little restaurant area just in front of the panel rooms. Come on over
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>>43471628
Thanks, man
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>15 minutes to get ready
>30 minutes for food
>1 hour to shit
>Only 45 minutes before stuff starts
Normies do this 5 times a week?? For 40+ years???? Jesus.......
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Bo’ol o’ w’o’ah
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gotta love how this commie cocksucker added "CHARITY" to his panel name to somehow justify forcing marxism into the schedule of a "no politics" con.
if charity justifies it then guess what, troonatik: marenheit 451 raised a MASSIVE amount of money for mares using Aryanne after YOUR garbage site forced out anyone right of mao.
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>>43471650
Boring a con
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>>43471650
anonfilly 3.0 :)
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I made it now where the fuck is salon 13
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>>43471654
>anon's first time at linecon
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RENEGADE PANELS
The Designed Experience: Solving the 3-Act Structure + BONUS (ANIMATIONS)
SATURDAY, 4PM
Solving Mare Anatomy
Comes with discount on Horse anatomy software for illustrators.
SUNDAY, 4PM
Both hosted by Anonymous.
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>>43471650
>Conniggers can't into adblock
Seriously?
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>>43471669
>adblocking based ads on 4chan
I'm /homecon/ and have ublock disabled for funny ads like current filly banner s
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>>43471650
>iphone nigger
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>>43471669
I usually keeped mine turned off on funchan unless I'm protesting janny action (ie I have been banned again). I have to forget why they annoyed me to regain my benevolence.
>VNR
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>>43471669
>phoneposting so often that it matters
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A stack of cash, premium cigar and an autograph from Tara Strong awaits you if you have a twiggy to trade off. Hit me up
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This con is just walk back and forth simulator so far kek
Really paid 70$ for this
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>>43471683
Autograph or """Autograph"""?
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Mares!
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>>43471687
$70 for a walking simulator
I didn't know mare fair was a ps5 exclusive
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>No cowboy hats this year
Faggots finally learned
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>>43471692
Strawb, I don't know how to tell you this, but...the PS5 has no games.
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BrokeAnon, still got those hot pockets
>there's no microwaves
There are, in the cafe
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Welcome welcome all newfags to linecon.
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>>43471699
Forgot to add, I'm willing to accept handies as well.
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>>43471583
>failed to wake me up properly
Sounds like a you problem
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>>43471700
It's bloody hot in this windowed hallway
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Over 5 minutes late for opening
Mare fair has fallen
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Find and invite me (mareware, anon, dark red tie) to your room party for a supply of Rainbow Crash, the neighcon drink
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Handing out free 3d printed fleshlights
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>>43471712
Where are you
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>>43471602
No more pool parties for you. You will NOT ruin mare fair for the rest of us
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>>43471715
All the way in the corner
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I reminded of divinity, a beacon of life, feral and diligent, nestled in the decadent tar pit of iniquity that is Orlando. I gather the distinct impression that this convival is blessed by the very hoof of Providence herself.
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This is real
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I wish Soiree would take a giant stinky shit on my chest and then Matinee would lick it up
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Do you love Fluttershy? Are you tired of larping faggots making shit shipping content for her panels? Well we decided to do something about it. Come to the Fluttershy Appreciation Panel where we treat her with the dignity and respect she deserves. trannys take note
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>I hate being stuck in overflow room
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>>43471626
That's completely justified after last year when I had too much everclear.

Seriously though, the panels this year look like shit so I hope the anons can save it with alcohol and RL shitposting
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>>43471739
Did it start? Did I accidentally wait in the marechendise line instead of the line for the opening maremonies?
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>>43471742
Come to my room anon, I will feed you everclear and release you on this con as a plight
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Wow I can't believe I had to wake up so early to stand in a fucking LINE. And I'm probably gonna be stuck in overflow. Hey Mare Fair staff, I have an idea. FIND A BIGGER VENUE!!! What a bunch of mouthdrooling dunces.
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>>43471748
DON'T DO IT NONNY, THERE IS NO BOOZE SHE JUST RAPES YOU
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>>43471750
C'mon guys, you asked for linecon, where's the Gatormare support?
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>>43471751
Not if I
>rape
her first and then drink the everclear!
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>Opening Maremonies half an hour late
>sponsor early access invalidated
Sad.
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GIVE ME MARES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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>>43471734
This is straight up anthro.
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>>43471752
>"Of course I'm a Ponkfag! How did you know?"
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>>43469787
made it through linecon
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Poors still stuck in Line Con?
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Trixie is ecstatic to see the mares on the big screen! Maybe even her name up on it!!!
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I legit got up and went to rest in my room a bit, is the line still not moving
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>>43471751
>>43471756
That is not true! There is everclear and no raping in my room!
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>>43471693
I hope they sell cowboy hats at the con store next year just to spite you.
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Does anyone have a bullhorn I can borrow?
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The sheer sweat that's gonna be in the opening maremony after the size of that line outside
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>>43471775
>t. faggot to scared to wear his cowboy hat this year
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>inb4 someone starts crying on stage
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>>43471739
Is it the Wolvan containment room?
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>Spending thousands just to stand in line like a shitty roller coaster tycoon park
Man 2027 is gonna suck ass
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>>43471758
Overflow couldn't get a decent signal and couldn't hear shit. Noped the fuck out of there.
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>>43471739
Hatefilly my beloved
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>>43471782
We both know you won't actually show
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>go to overflow room
>They're using a fucking SteamDeck to stream the maremonies
>It barely fucking works
Are we actually fucking for real?
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is it normal to cry through the entire opening video ive never been to a mare fair before
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>Claim to be autistic
>Don't iron their flag
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
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so, is anyone going to record the opening ceremony and upload it to yt?
at least the animation
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still can't believe I'm actually here
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Anybody doing a grocery (liqour) store run that could give me a lift?
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>>43471789
sorry anon you were only allowed to cry at the closing animation last year
we gotta kill you now
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>>43471795
This sucks I cant see shit
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God I want to fuck Matinee, what’s a nigga gotta do to get the singer to say some degenerate shit for me?
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>>43471783
>>43471787
>a/v team dropping the ball again
what are these niggers doing?
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>>43471787
Holy fuck I'm glad I left and went in a breakfast run
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KIM NO YOU DO NOT LET 4CHAN NAME ANYTHING
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>>43471803
>inb4 Horsey McHorseface
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>>43471801
half of us have been awajke since 8am thursday moprning
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PUBLIC CERVIX ANNOUNCEMENT

PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE PLUSHIES AROUND UNATTENDED.
THERE HAVE ALREADY BEEN SIGHTINGS OF UNATTENDED PLUSHIES. YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOURS.
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Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d6)

>>43471803
Horsey for first name!
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>>43471808
this.
imagine yours getting punted around like that frankenmare last time. imagine seeing yours getting punted to shreds by retards.
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>>43471786
>flag
Post discarded
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What the hell happened to the leaked song? Unused demo?
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>>43471813
Fabricated leak
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>>43471813
>believing a 4chan post
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>>43471807
wtf is the other half doing then?
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>>43471812
Yeah, good luck with that. I already told you I was gonna have fun with you
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Water Stations are looking pretty good this year
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>>43471834
>Literally double the capacity of last year
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Does anypony else even have the Sweeble stare shirt when you could preorder them?
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>>43471833
Damn Anon, it's not even noon
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>>43471839
>He waits till noon
t. 8 AM mimosa haver
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LAST NIGHT the deep state of evil Stanford professors attempted to silence me for my knowledge of the marecelium matrix. They did NOT SUCCEED
Nothing can stop me sharing the true nature of the made cube snowpity field with you at the MARES INTERLINKED PANEL
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>>43471838
Why am I always too late for these things
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>>43471842
>evil Stanford

This is why I'm glad I'm an Eli.
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>>43471787
The incompetence this con is portraying is getting more intense with every fucking year
Reminder to report this shit to corp. Hopefully we can get that A/V retard fired
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first timer here. Hunter s Thompson with a big sign say hi
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Sorry Anons, but I'm using performance enhancers!
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>>43471848
Why dont you volunteer for A/V next year?
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>>43471787
I'm trying my hardest you ingrate
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>>43471858
Be better OneLiner!
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>>43471693
Left mine at home because it turns out you never go outside during a nerd convention, and it was cumbersome towing around. I was feeling less applefag this year so I'll bring it for you next year if I do cocoa beach.
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>>43471864
Jokes on you, the main hall is separated from the rest of the convention by a decent outdoor walk.
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Do all the volunteers get to use Kim's daughter like a Fleshlight or is it just EbonyGlow?
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>>43471865
>a decent outdoor walk.
>Not even 20'
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>>43471803
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong the Horse
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Can the theme be samurai next year so I can commit sudoko
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>>43471866
Virginity isn't cool anymore I guess
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>>43471868
Every step in this humidity is an eternity
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>>43471873
Either Kim or her daughter better be putting out
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>>43471872
You just want an excuse to bring your katana
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Lost veil, like this but with blue wire and blue flowers. Please anons tell if you find it
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>>43471872
Not dueling gollyfag and slaying him becoming the hero of the board?
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>>43471866
>not the mares in the stable next door
More for me then
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>>43471880
I meant in the vendor hall. Just strap them to the fuck chair
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>>43471880
Hi Lightsolver
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>>43471866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5L3JwHiGp0
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>>43471868
I'm less concerned about walking and more about not knowing where things are. also honestly less hellish outside than I expected
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>>43471877
I would if I could. I don't think I could get that through customs.
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>>43471667
SCHEDULE CHANGE:
Solving Mare Anatomy now at 6:00PM in the Renegade Stage
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>>43471896
On Saturday
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mareiage time
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>>43471893
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Where is Florida Foalcon?
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>>43471903
>Thinking that TSA and customs are the same
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>>43471906
I was actually flexing on the foreignor
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>>43471899
The princess harem :o
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>>43471904
Basement
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>>43471758
>get to vendors' stalls at 11:57
>there's only one line now
>missed my early entry
Fuck. At least there's the bordello.
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>>43471787
Flying out of San Diego yesterday there was this big tub that was listening to an anime streamer while playing on his Steamdeck. The scene was so embarrassing
>>43471858
Borrow a normal laptop you faggot
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>>43471893
>customs
Definitely not a foreigner, esl.
See you next year, faggot
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Wow, these cinemare wristbands are so problematic
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>>43471915
This is why I didn't get the upper tier sponsor this year, it's bullshit. $400 plus dollars for fucking nothing.
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>>43471918
Oh fuck off retard you know what I meant. I've never even left my state.
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>>43471936
Would've been nice if shit was on time instead of everything overlapping thanks to incompetence.
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does this hotel let you shitpost on 4chan
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>fairgoertierfuckingGODS
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Kim's daughter is doing smegma cleanings in room 324 in about an hour
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>>43471948
No
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why does everyone have such intense body odor
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>>43471962
Don't look at me, I showered AND smell of Aryanne's glorious snowpity
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>>43471967
>showered in squash soup
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>>43471962
Shit muh pants
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okay, so uh
Mareoke is possible
I brought a backup mic set for a laptop
I can set it for today and players will just have the only screen, no projector, nada
4-7 sound good?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3WDt-4kr0o
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>>43471962
Glimmerfag has spread his aroma
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>>43471973
I'm your karaoke guy. where at
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Ban credit/debit cards next year, these niggers can't figure out a 40 year old payment system
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>>43471962
Just you wait. Next year I'm going to be a walking biohazard. Bathrooms will be unusable when I'm done with then.
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>>43471937
<3
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What's in the +18 section
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>>43471993
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>>43471986
Go hang yourself
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>>43471628
See ya at MareFair ‘27.
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>>43471978
Renegade stage
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>>43471916
Were you the dude that came up to me to look at my Celestia charm before the flight? In the suit?
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whatever anon had the collared Sweeble custom plush with the laminated sweebs badges, letting (you) know I like it, just wasn’t able to approach you to talk.
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What’s numget going to say?
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>>43472053
*bwomp*
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>>43472057
holy shit another numget has hit the panel
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>>43471973
Consider it done
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>>43471886
There’s no fucking way that’s actually him
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Wife too fat, broke the table.
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>>43472069
No way, the back of a real woman
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I never get picked to go on stage, this fucking sucks bros ^:'(
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No record of the opening animation?
I don't want to watch it for the first time without live anon reactions, it's not the same...
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>>43472068
It is
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>>43471854
Didn't accept my application this year due to competence.
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>>43470940
Anyone going to Wawa?
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>>43471974
and the trend of mare fair opening animations sounding kind of insecure at parts continues.
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They said no fillies at Waifu Wars
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>>43472124
gay but hearing celestia say it kept me from going flaccid
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>>43472124
I'm still gonna go on stage and lust after the filly version of muh waifu, fuck this glimmernigger
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>>43472124
>No fillies
Why are normalfags like this?
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>>43472125
Over-the-clothes Handjobs at M-rated Panels . . .
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>vore
Anybody got some rope?
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>>43471884
Pussy you aint taking is pussy you aint getting
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>black man preaching ass
pottery
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>>43472152
>brain damaged schizoid thinks attraction to a portion of the female anatomy is a racial thing
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>>43472124
wtf
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Ponies can have a little bit of alcohol
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>>43472178
I'm actually retarded
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>>43472178
Ponies love beer
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To the person that just asked me about the Florida Foalcon room, sorry I was being too retarded to put that together, but I don’t have the info for that yet. As of the last info I got, the time and location hadn’t been fully decided yet, but I should know when it is. So ask me again later.
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>>43472194
Nta, who are you?
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Why do I all of a sudden have fun drawing?
Truly there’s something greater at play influencing me.
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Patiently waiting for an update on the jiggers puzzle meetup
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is it true that they're selling things in the vendor hall that aren't pony-related?
pics?
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>>43472205
I saw anthro/humanized but that was it
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Offboarder furry here. I love marefair.
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Oh I guess I can say it here too. I have a Fair Flyer and a Morning Mimosa plush that I'm trying to trade for a Soiree and Matinee plush. I would appreciate it if you would spread the word for me over the weekend. My phone range is banned, so look for the guy with the mustache and fingerless gloves.
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hey anon if you're looking for the hoofpiece you lost, we found it in the lobby and left it with the front desk
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>>43472205
Digital circus stickers. The artist selling them is Gabe Horn
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>>43472196
GollyFag.
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https://youtu.be/sKOl_VKmQnY?si=GoXudWF6rgPhqkJT
I recorded and uploaded the opening ceremonies up until the rules.
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>>43472211
I don’t have a Matress or Sorbet plush but if you tell me where you are then I’ll steal them from you
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>>43472142
me
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Do any /bale/ or create fags plan to group up? Someone left some construction paper and pencil crayons upstairs and I drew some stuff and pinned it to the boards.
>>43472201
being one of them.
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>>43472226
How do I spot you?
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Are the restaurants/food stores within walking distance better priced or is everything close Didny Worl similar?
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>>43471729
>I hate it here
>coming here was the dumbest idea of my life
>my feet hurt
>I wanna go home
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>>43472053
N
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>>43472233
THANKS
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>Aristotelian philosophy in the Flutterfag panel
Based.
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>>43472249
Not much better. Spend wisely
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>>43472255
I
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>>43472258
Nevermind he just said Applejack is forced to be honest, it's over, dunce panel.
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First time going and I'm not having a good time. I don't think it's worth the expense, honestly. My fault for falling for the hype.
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>>43472266
Bruh it's the first day
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Who's ready to get fucking fat?
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Where is the cigar circle gonna be you slurs?
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>>43472266
I'm going to be making this same post next year.
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>>43472271
Eat healthier you fat faggot
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>>43472266
This. Too many people and most are, dare I say it. Well adjusted
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>>43472266
>not even 10 hours into the con
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Are there any gator mares left at the con store? I had to abandon the line
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>>43470386
>>43470442
oh wtf I brought mine, I'll join in
I hope it still works with Pretendo on
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>>43472248
Very skinny, long hair, wearing a pleated skirt
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Panels? I’m just here to work and spend money.
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>>43472254
mfw no mares
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>>43472295
You must interlink with the 4D snowpity hypercube
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WTF was that? Demonizing Iron Will as being 'temptation' for Fluttershy to betray her nature?
You DO realize that assertiveness - in a similar vein to with honesty - is an essential element of kindness?
Like, you're not being kind (either to yourself or the other person) if you allow them to abuse or take advantage of you.
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>>43472299
interlinked
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>>43472300
>He went to a panel
NGMI
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>>43472292
>im consooooming
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>tranny
>goes to marefair
>argues zecora is best waifu at waifu wars
>wins
Mare Fair has fallen
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PING ME WHEN THERE'S A PARTY I WANNA DRINK AND MEET PEOPLE HERE

ALSO REMEMBER WE'RE ALL HERE FOR THE SAME REASONNNNN
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>>43472308
I left early after the pip fag won a round. You're lying, right? Right?
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>>43472308
A lot of the debates missed some obvious major points. Thankfully the Chryssy fan recalled towwrds the end that she can just turn into the competition so she was just the better choice. But all in all a lot of easy W's discarded. Some good comebacks though.
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>>43472312
Wearing diapers in public?
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>finally get a chance to watch the opening maremonies video
>snowpity overload
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If anyone is planning for a store run please let me know. I can pitch in for your gas or alcohol
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The FAMISHED and STARVED Trixie is currently patiently waiting for her GRAND slamwich
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>>43472290
>>43470386
>>43470452
check me
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>>43472312
Clopping
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>>43472319
No, megaplex was last week
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>>43472315
>I left because I got btfo'd
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>>43472312
Worshipping ecelebs and nohooves?
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>>43472308
They asked me to attend after they remembered me from waifu wars at harmonycon, but then they never actually picked me. I’m so betrayed.
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If the Jigger organizer doesn't post an update before sundown, I'm dropping the lewd puzzle on a table in the game room
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>>43472339
That's such a perfect image with the topic and your post, have a (You) Anon, kek
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>>43472072
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>>43472342
Do it regardless nigger
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>I hate meetups
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>>43472345
That's a man
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>>43472308
>>43472308
i left after the foid got on
>>43472345
>>43472355
dude that is clearly a man lmao
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>>43472300
>too pussy to say all this in person
gollyfag is so pathetic, holy shit
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So where's and when's our salon 13
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>>43472357
>>43472355
>still smashed
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Where can I get some cheap booze?
>>43472360
I've also been trying to find this out. From what I've been able to tell it's tonight but a room hasn't been determined yet.
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Official strawberryfag merch is going to be at mare fair 2027 trust the plan
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>>43472361
>Put his Weiner in another guys crusty asshole
Congrats, Anon.
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>>43472271
Ewww,did you jizz all over the cookies?
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>>43472282
Yeah,right, and you’re living on celery sticks and rice cakes, cock gobbler.
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>>43472350
Fuck you, I just confirmed that NSFW is not welcome in the game room
>>43472358
Double-fuck you, I'm WAY cooler than Golly (no offense GF)
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Thank you strawb. This really is normiefair. I’m glad I can see this now.
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IS THERE TAMERS WAT CH PARTY ???
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>>43472382
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Linky tower
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>>43472205
90% pony rule. Some vendors have side items like Digimon stuff
>>43472386
Nasapone room. 6pm
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>>43472391
Looks like this one met the Norwood Reaper
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Any G6 merch?
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>>43472393
>90% pony rule
Should be 100%
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>>43472412
If it was 100% pony that anonshit will have to go, how tf is he pony related without some mental gymnastics
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>>43472415
Honorary pony + he's board culture. Hope this helps!
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Panels kind of suck right now is anyone doing something interesting?
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>>43472415
Yeah.
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>>43472415
you already know what the answer is
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>>43472412
Thank you for your opinion, officer no-badge
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>>43472422
Im pooping, wanna join?
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>>43472422
Sgt Reckless panel is on
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>>43472426
I walked Sapphire Shores on stage in 2012, who the fuck are you?
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>>43472426
Hes right though, go buy furshit elsewhere.
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>>43472433
>>43472420
>>43472412
>>43472382
same guy btw
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>>43472438
>same guy btw
Connigger cope incoming
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>>43472316
>Thankfully the Chryssy fan recalled towwrds the end that she can just turn into the competition
she's still a cunt though and she wouldn't be able to keep up the fluttershy act for very long
however chrysalis enjoyers like that she's a cunt so that's not a downside for them
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>>43472291
Ohai gollyfag. Let me know when you have the info for the florida foalcon
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>>43472420
Without mental gymnastics, for example, green man with no face isnt a pony, he doesnt have hoofs, why is he at the pony only >no hoofs con?
>>43472423
Glad I'm not the only one who hates this gay shit
>>43472424
I don't. At least I haven't heard an answer yet that excuses it.
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>>43472438
Nope, no samefag here. Just noticed the demographics.
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>>43472438
If I was Strawberryfag i’d have posted Stawberry horse. That said he is my husbando and imma commission art of Strawberryfag as a gigachad holding me gently as I take him to his first con
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>>43472448
I already answered your question. You can reread my post as much as you like until it gets through your thick skull
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>>43472455
Do you guys fuck each others plushies
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>Conniggers hate board culture
Woahhhh no way whaaat
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>>43472377
I just had a cheese stick to fuel my mare lifting you processed sugar sucking faggot
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>>43472300
The wasn't the point of the slide nigger. It was to show that Fluttershy needs an external force to lash out and get that aggressive. It was showing that, in the cannon, early season episodes, it was a good way to push Fluttershy into showing that side of her. A side that she later regrets, and learns a lesson from, causing her to grow a character. Later seasons just have her explode for no reason like some bi-polar bitch. Iron Will was demonized because that was literally his role. He played the demon on her shoulder that she normally never listens to.
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>>43472404
I saw some in the bathroom stall
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>>43472454
No no anon you misread the question to begin with, please read again carefully. And keep in mind "he's a pony because I love green men" isn't reaaaally the anwser Im looking for, okay? Now, from the top.
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this thing bit me and the owner didn't even care this con sucks
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>>43472467
You can reerad my post as much as you like because my answer isn't changing. Sorry! (Not really). Final reply btw. Savor it.
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>>43472433
Or what?
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>the weather shift
I was so close to starting a trek for food. That would have been a disaster
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>>43472474
Or nothing. Ill keep hating furniggers like you like before. Go on, wear some paws and shit, you’ll only reduce yourself here, not me.
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horrors beyond her comprehension
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>>43472466
god i wish that were me
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>>43472478
It's 4pm, you didn't anticipate the 4pm-11pm thunderstorm with occasional breaks? You can set a timer by it.
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I'VE GOT A GATOR MARE
I SAID "SEE YOU LATER MARE"
I LEFT HER CHILLING ON MY BED
AND SOON WE'LL BE FLYING HOME
SHE'LL NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE
SHE GETS TO HANG WITH NEW PLUSH FRIENDS
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Anypony wants to do fent with me?
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>>43472494
Based
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>>43472495
already did sorry man
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>>43472495
Only if we can be fent zombies in the after dark vendor hall.
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>>43472472
Green cock owned.. Sad..
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>>43472482
Who told you my plans for tomorrow?
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>>43472494
>>43472496
https://files.catbox.moe/sqrfea.mp3
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>>43472509
you moaned about it last night bby
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>>43471716
That's awfully specific. How can I as an individual ruin an entire con?
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>>43471915
It worked out. I hung out in my room for a bit and when I went back down the line was completely gone. I got plenty of nice stuff.
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>>43472514
One man pool swastika.
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>>43472340
>>43472334
>>43472319
WE ARE ALL DEGENS~
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Attention all tendie nonattendees! I am planning a cope dinner at Terralina Crafted Italian around 7-7:30. Please reply so I know how many people to book the reservation for. Cut offs are in one hour.
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>>43472512
What were you doing in your mom's room?
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>>43471957
OMEGALUL
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Look who I met at the Sgt Reckless panel!
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Are there going to be any events tomorrow?
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>>43472393
:Dddd
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>>43472521
Sure, fuck it I'm bored
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>>43472539
Cringe oc creation at 9 am renegade stage
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>>43472530
Waiting in line, next time fuck faster will you? You screw like an asthmatic dementia patient.
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Come to mareoke at the renegade stage
Going til someone stops us
There's even prizes
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>>43471957
KEK
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>>43472545
Fuck my train won’t be there by the time of that
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>>43472353
PONKA
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You will NEVER be a real mare. You have no snoot, you have no mane, you have no hooves. You are a mentally ill human twisted by porn and delusion into a crude mockery of Equestria's perfection.

All the (you)s you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, horsefuckers mock you. Faust is disgusted and ashamed of you. /mlp/ laughs at your autistic screeching behind cute fillies.

Ponies are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of booping have allowed poners to sniff out faggots with incredible efficiency. Even TFfags who pass look uncanny and unnatural to a pone. Your coombrain is a dead giveaway, and even if you managed to get a drunk mare home with you, she'll turn tail and BOLT the second she gets a whiff of your crusty, cheeto-dust-covered micropenis.

You will never be happy. You wake up every single morning and tell yourself that it's going to be okay, but deep inside you can feel the depression creeping up like a plundervine, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it'll be too much to bear – you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and take a hop skip and jump into the cold abyss.

Your waifu and her zebra bulls will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with your sickening cringeworthiness and degeneracy. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your species and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human.
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>>43472271
dude. give me your location i want in on that shit
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>>43472547
>I was waiting to fuck my mom
Wow, I didn't think you'd admit to it so easily
>fuck faster
Again, or what?
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>>43472562
TL;DR but ok
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Post more trixies
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>>43471848
I should honestly volunteer for A/V when I know I have time to go.
I keep hearing people complain, and I'm like "okay for someone with even general smarts of tech hardware & video production it can't be that hard".
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>>43472568
1. Why wouldnt I? This is Florida not Midwest furfest

2.I’ll leave you a 1 star yelp review. “Ass not crusty enough, eat more fiber”
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Remember to stay inside, Anons.
Lightning is dangerous, and we get a lot of it around here.
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When you're late to the plush meet and get put in the corner
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Is there any info on this year's Salon 13? Haven't been able to find out shit. Will info be put on the corkboards?
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>>43472307
poorfag cope
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KIM IS SINGLE
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>>43472428
I'm in
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>>43472596
This is common knowledge
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>>43472591
>Conniggers are afraid of lightning
Lmao
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>I hate liminal spaces
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>>43472603
>A room where you can't worship ecelebs and buy funko pops
Simply terrifying
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I heard some attendees walking by mention a "snowpony thing" but I wasn't able to catch up to them. Is there actually a snowpony thing? If so, where is it?
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looks like Dolly will miss mare fair this year by being late
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>>43472611
More like hurricane Golly
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Can we do something this year to try to get those wild horses to that new sanctuary before orange rapist turns more of them into shredded meat? Please con staff.
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>>43472615
The BLM has been doing this since Obama thoughbeit
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>>43472602
I'm over 30 miles away from the con.
So you're actually calling everyone at home afraid.
Nice self-own.
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>>43472521
I like to join too
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>>43472615
You didn't speak up for Aryanne when they turned her into dog food.
>>43472621
>N-nuh uh
I accept your concession
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Is there going to be a sketchbook exchange tomorrow or was that a today only thing, If so would anypony be interested in doing one?
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Well, it's happening my autism is making me regret coming to the con. Thanks for attending my ted talk.
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Im desperate for a room party tonight
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>>43472638
Where are you, faggot?
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>>43472555
I'm happy to do it again
At night
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>>43472521
Looks like 5 minutes left. Is it really just 2 anons joining
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>>43472642
They better go late into the night. My flight is delayed an hour
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/euro/ meetup tonight anyone?
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>>43472393
>Watching Tamers in a room that's supposed to be about Nasapone
Genuinely grim.
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big sitting glimmer has been taken to lost & found by cadbrad to keep her out of the hands of the guys setting up the room for the spaghetti dinner
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giving out free cutie marks
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>>43472636
the scheduled one is tomorrow
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Even the con chair is buying a badge. Things are rough.
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>>43472650
Yes we've got like 6 euros in our group
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>>43472638
Lmao deserved.
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Anyone pick up a glory fallen oak shirt on the ground in the vendor hall? Mine fell out of my bag. I got a receipt to prove it's mine if you do
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>>43472652
Serves the bitch based on a satanic money laundering scheme right
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>>43472645
I will genuinely suck you off if you do
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>>43472521
Yes, please. I'm STARVING
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>>43472655
Any specific time? I’ll be off the Amtrak at 10:05-11:00 or so if things go well
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>>43472647
>>43472628
>>43472542
These 3 plus a couple of friends puts total to 6. Reservation set for 7:15. Well meet between at 6:45 in the lobby and begin walking over around 7.
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>>43472564
>that shit
When Ponies Get Bigger at 6pm
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>>43472583
Yes, but you're also admitting that I'm better at it, in that she put you behind me in line
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Apparently mini apple pies are buy-1-get-1-free at Publix.

Make Applejack proud!
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>>43472673
10 PM
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>>43469787
I love this mare
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>>43472679
Oh
...
oh...
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>>43472681
Apples a shit
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>>43472689
Thanks dude
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>>43472692
You should go!
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Florida Foalcon status?
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TWO JEWISH ANONS, A CALVINIST ANON, AND A CATHOLIC ANON DID A NAZI SALUTE IN THE PARKING LOT AND STARTED SAYING HEIL HITLER! JANNIES BAN THEM BAN THEM
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>>43472698
FF Member?
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>I hate Starlight Glimmer
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>>43472698
Moved it here 1250 W South St, Orlando, FL 32805
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Anybody doing a food run I could tag with? Skinny guy with the preciosa badges
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Of course the one panel that starts on time is the one about unironic fat fetish
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>>43472650
Where and when?
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>>43472602
respect =/= fear, young funposter
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>>43472723
Logic and reason have no effect on that one
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Hello am from Brazil please buy me plane flight to United States of America to see mare feir pony
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>>43472691
She really is the best
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>>43472708
Good, she's the worst mare by far. Absolute trash tier waifu.
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>>43472746
Weird, you’re not referring to Fluttershy.
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>>43472670
>>43472675
Shit, did I just miss it?
Delayed reply due to panel please understand
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>>43472675
OK. I'll be holding a Nasapon wearing purple PJ.
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>>43472750
>shit vs poop
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>>43472691
>>43472739
Ohhhhh con ops, we got a COC violation
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>>43472719
No concrete plans yet, but at some point tonight we'll do something. Gonna be going to PW and EKs set so after that sometime
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>>43472669
Noted, what panel time?
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>>43471427
Yeah I'd wouldn't mind that. If I see you I'll come up to you and we can talk. As long as I have the Chariot next year I think I'll still do it.
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>dicksword in my obese mare panels
It’s over
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>>43472717
Panel of the year!
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Any good room parties tonight?
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>>43472698
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>>43472698
Not happening this year.
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Man, rooming with people sucks, theres never any time to jerk my shit. Mare Fair should create designated rooms where you can go hump your plushies in peace
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>>43472794
Anon, this is sinful, truly. You need the guidance and I will give it.
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>>43472759
Let's meet in front of the Mare Stage after it then.
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>>43472810
Get pent up and completely fill your plushie at home. Just as the PCD hits.
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Based Housekeeping
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>I hate Haber
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>>43472823
Now that’s a damn good idea the perfect cure
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Eating pizza at the open seating area if anyone wants a slice
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>>43472675
Are you here now?
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>>43472810
Just ask, bro. If my roommate wanted to jerk it I'd let them even if I was in the same bed.
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>>43472698
What do you do there
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>>43472819
Sounds good
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Glimmy can have a pina colada. As a treat.
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>>43472756
Officer no-badge, back in action. You don't even know who I am, and listanon is fucking weak
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>>43472864
reserving a /jdb/ meetup at 10pm
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My intelligence has been enlightened by HaberKINO and I will be proclaiming HaberGLORY promptly on /r/mylittlepony! Please remember to visit and upvote!
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>>43471630
hi anon, sorry i ended up fucking off and got busy
you doing anything still? def still need more ribbons, just have one as of now
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>>43472760
What works for you? I’ll be at the con all day
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Engaging media
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>>43472882
Set for 9 to 10 pm
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The threads feel much slower this year.
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>>43472876
I saw the guy trying to scrub "retard" written in permanent marker on his forehead off in the bathroom.
It wasn't coming off.
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>>43472446
>>43472194
I am also interested
maredare@horsefucker.org
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She is ready to take Equestria back from the creature menaces
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>>43472907
>hotel wifi bans 4ch
>most attendees using pisscord anyways because it’s more instant and flashy
>wa-la
It’s grim yeah.
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>>43472903
That works!
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>>43472717
Why were you there?
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Cigar meet anyone? Puffs going spare in the smoking area across from the pools
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Why are there so few panels?
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>>43472973
why didnt you sign up to make one, faggot?
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>>43472921
>most attendees using pisscord anyways because it’s more instant and flashy
Pretty much. Seems like a lot of people are just off in their discord/telegram servers in little groups.
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>>43472973
My guess is that they took the sneedback from last year, where people didn't like so many panels overlapping one another.
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>>43472980
>>43472973
Your actual answer
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>>43472973
Because I've barely made any fan content for the rest of you Anons to have fun talking about.
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>>43472955
I'm omw hell yeah
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>>43472650
Fuck yeah there is bunch of us here
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Any parties started yet?
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Sorry guys, I was too comfy to go to Mare Fair this year.
Your mares are safe from my jaws...
...this time...
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CALLING ALL (4 AVAILABLE SPOTS) ANONS
RESERVATION FOR BENIHANA AT 8:30PM.
SHOW UP AT BENIHANA. LOOK FOR THE TALL RETARD IN THE GREEN SHIRT AND MUSTACHE
AND A TALL RARITY FAG.
Reply to this post if (you)'re coming. Or just show up and we’ll figure it out
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>>43473046
This is a blue board faggot. Stop making me nut in Linecon
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>>43473035
Benihana would have been FAR preferable to the clown show that was the tendies dinner
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>>43473067
Tendies was fine
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>>43473046
look at those hoofers
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>>43473035
Reservation under Jab
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>>43473071
>fine
Horshit it was. There were no tendies for almost an hour, during which they ran out of both types of spaghetti.
More to the point, it'd have been preferrable if hotel staff was more keen on making sure there was enough food, rather than dumping my barely-opened soda, silverware, and napkins when I went to wait for - finally - the elusive tendies
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>>43473109
Yeah but I got tendies when I came in so :/
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>>43473129
Good to see your standards are "I got served, so fuck everyone else"
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>>43472992
You nigs still there? Gotta get my smoke on
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after the concert is finished I shall wheel this over above the hotel lobby and we will watch the 1986 G1 movie, perhaps some G3, and for those of you pissed about there not being a tamers panel, we even have that.
I might do it on sunday too! not tomorrow though, tomorrow post-concert I will be at the luna panel.
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There gonna be a concert stream?
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>>43472911
Fitting
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>>43473158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jM6TCkhxaE
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Is the concert on time? Is the schedule accurate to who's actually playing?
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>>43472819
>>43472658
Were meeting up after EK's set. BYOB since it's a /euro/ meetup lol
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>>43473138
Every year I don't go to Mare Fair I think "well, at least I'm over missing out on everything I missed out on last year" and then something new like this comes up that makes me cry.
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>>43473173
Its unavoidable. Almost better to stay home than beat yourself up over possibly missing something in the next room over.
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Is any one on the Floridian going to Orlando? It’ll be my stop in about 2 hours and I’m going to be bored as balls
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>>43473158
Best I can do is this
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>I hate Tamers
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>>43472698
Soon
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Brony moshpit o_o
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trixie is hot
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>>43472921
>Offboarder circlejerk con doesn't use the board in favor of their offboarder circlejerks
Woah
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>>43473233
Yooo I have one of those exact tapes!
Still has the lullaby music my mom recorded onto it when I was a baby.
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>>43473245
Does soon mean after the AD vendor hall?
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batsy trixie plap plap plap
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>>43473288
>>43473288
>>43473288
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>>43473138
Ok sorry for telling you to shut up Polaris. Where’s the watch party?
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>>43473171
Where meet big saar?
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>>43473422
outside mane stage it looks like rn
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>>43473436
But anon.. there's no beer there.
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>>43472977
They're using the room party ad boards and coordinating somewhere stupid faggot retards can't interject because they're losers themselves who can't tell a retard to fuck off when he's unwanted to avoid making an enemy for life. Yes, I'm referring to both sides. And also the captcha is fucking dogshit like everything else tends to be.
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Guys, I’m already sick. Room con time for me. I loved meeting a good few of y’all today in the vendor hall. Please take care of yourselves, I’ll be watching the boards :’)
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>>43473614
how the hell do you get symptomatic day 1?
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wow it sure is great that there are ***four*** different threads on the catalog about your convention
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>>43473692
you will never be a janny
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>>43473692
Cry about it
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>>43470442
An other of God's choice people reporting in



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