483/500 editionPrevious thread: >>43417694IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiEActive list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX Master list (new and improved!): https://ponepaste.org/11293Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gStories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX>PiE Corner>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy PiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_PicturesBrowser Pony Author List: http://pastebin.com/ZCGjtftkSorry, I was playing Ace Combat.
>>43504763There is already a thread for /AiE/ >>43480611
>>43504774
We also have a thread for when this sort of thing gets out of control>>43401189
>>43504774>>43505030https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPv10UYXVyk
>>43506060>starts eating them with her ass for some reason>you didn't even ask her to do that
>>43505030I ain't using that gay shit
>>43506469Hold da fiwwy...
>>43506469I don't remember this horse from the show.
>>43507292i don't remember you from the show called real life
>>43507296My episode was banned for excessive vulgarity
>>43507549Shit. That show has episodes with child rape and ones with guys getting their heads cut off with chainsaws. What did you do to get banned?
>>43507582Your mother
>>43508980That really is disgusting. Do you know what kind of horrible things result from that?
>>43509071Autism and homosexuality, if we're going off track record.
>>43509476Exactly!
>>43506060What happens if she does not eat all of the eggs?
>>43510144I'll eat it
You guys will NEVER guess who else is also here!
>>43511550
>>43504763I really liked this comic. You may be a faggot, OP, but you a good taste in comics as well as cock.
>>435115511,000 years popcorn mines.
>>43511550Your file name says I can
>>43511754I was playing Ace Combat
>Anon sets up a market stall outside of Twilight's library>Twilight, curious as to why there's a shitload of ponies outside her house, checks it out>Anon is selling slips of paper he calls M-word passes and it's getting him buckets' worth of bits>Anon explains why he's doing it, saying that hearing ponies call him "monkey" is funny as fuck>Twilight begins to lecture Anon on why racism and specism is bad>"Blah blah blah, diluting ponies' morals and inviting further corruption, blah blah blah">She even reminds him of how he'd specifically cited the ponies' innocence and lack of judgement as reasons to love them so much>Anon actually looks regretful, leading Twilight to think she's finally cracked his dense skull>The closest ponies in line even start looking a little guilty for wanting to buy the passes>Suddenly, Zecora shows up, and Anon waves to her>"Yo, Zecora! What's up, zigger?">"Anon! A fine day to you, my zigga!"
>>43515286..why is the cute mare store calling Anonymous?
>>43514871Dash isn’t old enough to play Lisa Ann
>>43516162you're like 5 years old buddy like buzz up
>>43516177Older than you, faggot
>>43516177>>43516639Look at these two lovebirds over here!
>>43516648Anon and anon, sittin' in a tree,,,
>>43517344Kill yourself.
>>43517693No foal allowed near anons house
>>43517372Make me
>>43512942Her neck is too human and there's no marebelly
>>43518237
Ponke horse is shit
>>43517372Wow rude
>>43518955anon got bad taste
>>43518955she do be shittin
>>43521178Not safe for horse.
Is there another way to see the list by pone? The OP link doesn't work. Well the link works but you know. I need sweet ponk romance.
>>43521596>Well the link works but you knowreplace pastebin with ponebin...seriously, read the OP as a whole sometimes
>>43510144She'll explode
>manage to enter the World of Equestria>unfortunately not the Equestria itself>arrive in Wastelands of Kludgetown>population of >>>/mlp/rules/5 obviously disgusts you>not to mention the lack of an actual civil society>this sucks>time to enter double Equestr->find enslaved ponies>...>remember that your granduncle was half-JewishWould you be able to do Exodus in Equestria?
>>43521824Schizo in Equestria
>>43522318>implying that you won't be schizo in Equestriawhat are you, gay?
>>43521743I figured that meant like if the hyperlink was broken
I recently finished a /yandere/ green that took a few months. I keep thinking on it and I think I may come back to focus on a green I wasn't able to stick to due to outside reasons: Displacement. https://ponepaste.org/9042I have zero clue why it has so many views outside of bots. I've never once had someone talk to me about it.
>>43522337Tags: vore
>>43523225It's not. Copy the link, change it to ponebin, it works.
>>43523798Thanks for the help. Blessing of your waifu upon you.
>>43523799>”Im AIE”
>>43523501No way. I remember reading this like two years ago and I loved it from start to finish. It's a fun green with a nice spin on the whole anonfilly/mare thing, and I thoroughly enjoyed Mishtah Bond and all the other characters and their characterizations as well. A nice comfy read, and notably poignant at moments as well. Honestly I'd be thrilled to see you continue this story, and I really hope you do.>>43524564Cute bloom.
>>43524882Well hell, that's more than I've ever heard before about it. Other than that eternal angry anon saying it wasn't homeless enough. I'm planning on starting Friday. No clue who will be excited outside of (You) and me.This will also be my first time returning to a green in mid flow since I've normally never just left something. Presuming I can hit the mental play button on this VHS, it'll show I'm more than capable of returning to the few other greens I left premature. The goal is to go back to as close to 100% completed stories.
>>43523501quality is all over the place IMO, I think the greens need a proper rewrite before continuation perhaps drop the unnecessary tie to /homeless/?concept itself is really interesting: there are not that many "Anon the Human meets Anon the Pony" greens I can recall, despite it being an obvious starter for shitposting spree it's unfortunate that most of the works in that field are just "AnonXAnon" instead of blunt comedic shenanigans
>>43525169Another thing I do not often get: insight and a more critical look.I was thinking of just changing the paste title to be /aie/ since that is more for sorting/thrad history. The story idea itself is solid, even if (You) don't know what the main focus is quite yet. I think so anyway. I'm dubious on rewriting but I also know I tried writing this during a shit time so my focus was not at all on it. That by itself should warrant a firing squad. I'll agree with that instantly despite not having read through it.I've been told a few times that I have different angles for things. This isn't much of a story for random shitpostery and shenanigans but that's more due to what Anon has let herself become as well as Bond's uncanny ability to just roll with the isekai. Just his luck that his Equestria has already been tainted. I suppose we'll see. I tend to top out quick on anons that comment so it'll come down to what I think versus another 1-2 voices.
>>43525289the green just tries to pull to many things without developing them at all>Equestria is not canon pre-S1 Slice-of-Life? Alright, that's it>Anon and Bond have meta knowledge? Alright, that's it>Characters are NPCs, with ponies like Derpy having actual cartoon powers? Alright, that's itand so forthseriously, it feels like you've had a great idea for multiple /aie/s and just shoved everything into a blender
>>43525293I had to think of this while I fried some eggs. It's odd to bring those up because I never considered that. My initial gut focus was on Anon and the man (You) know as Bond. Everything else was tertiary.>Equestria is not canon pre-S1 Slice-of-LifeYeah, a ton of greens aren't canon. A ton of them don't fit into canon. Unless stated, /flutterrape/ has never been canon. Except it's canon to me so my canon overwrites your canon. The only canon I truly pay attention to, unless explicitly thought otherwise, is mine when it comes to stories of men and mares.>Anon and Bond have meta knowledgeYeah. That's why you have someone named Anon to begin with. Again, lot of greens have at least some form of meta knowledge despite having never really been around for any events. I'd think the bigger detail is that Anon knows Bond is another anon. It'd be fucked up if (You) ended up in someone else's Equestria. There are a lot of questions with that.>Characters are NPCsYeah. Anyone not a part of the main party is an NPC. They have their own lives going on.>with ponies like Derpy having actual cartoon powersYeah. Means she isn't instantly in a coma for crashing into things. Equestria has always shown to have cartoony physics.>shoved everything into a blenderI think I more just think of how the world is around them. Anon and Bond are outsiders. Displaced, as it were. Anon doesn't even fit in despite having lived a second life among them. Displaced even further because she just never adapted and chose to abandon her old life and self.It's good to know that those details seemed interesting but I think it's worthwhile to have an environment breathe. They don't exist in a vacuum. Seeing all of these things happening and that the world is alive contrasts with how Anon has done... nothing. Next to absolutely nothing. It may be irresponsible to pair her with this two legged skin walker but if both of them seem ok with it, go for it. One less low-level problem around and maybe it could do her some good.I have thought more on the idea of restarting compared to simply continuing and I'm thinking of how some manga has a pilot/Chapter 0. I think I'd be pretty fine with considering that the same. Not quite continuing but enough of a restart while following the same trend of events.Whether the answers are satisfactory, it is nice to have a prod from outside. It gives me a chance to sit and ask why have something the way it is.
>>43524777Checked.
>>43525293>ponies like Derpy having actual cartoon powers?Anon, that isn't anything to comment on or develop, that's literally the show.
>>43526276Only Pinkie is straight-up cartoon menace
>>43526383"I just don't know what went wrong" has been her calling card for mishaps and mayhem.
>>43526471>"I just don't know what went wrong" has been her calling card for mishaps and mayhem.It was used in the show ONLY ONCEher shenanigans are barely "cartoony" when you actually examine the show:>le falling anvil with a different delivery pony (cartoony)>that segment in The Last Roundup (cartoony)>her being a Dash replacement in Where The Rainbow Falls (literally does nothing aside from being cute (she is cute)) (NOT cartoony)>Slice of Life (NOT cartoony, just autistic)>the Sweetie/Sugar Belle episode I don't remember the name of (NOT cartoony, just a regular work mishap)>MLP Movie (got confused for Twilight, semi-cartoony?)>about two scenes with her delivering packages to Twilight (not cartoony)
>>43526276Nuh uh. Derpy has the same condition as Pinkie does, but she's retarded so she can't use her strange powers with purpose.
>>43526493I like how you go "that segment" so you can dismiss it and emphasize what you think are your points
>>43526383No, literally everypony does cartoon stuff because they're cartoons. Twilight is going around in a cast like she's on the simpsons and an anvil and a piano fall on her. That's the world.If you make it NOT a cartoon then that's the deviation that your fic should be wrestling with because it's the premise of the AU>Only Pinkie is straight-up cartoon menaceOnly in the sense that Pinkie is more powerful than most ponies, like how Twilight is more powerful than most ponies. Maud is by most accounts more powerful than pinkie, probably because she's more mature (emotionally) and so is more consistent.Even the weakest pony in the M6 is able to move things way heavier than her and launch them through the air. Fluttershy and Dash are both able to fly large vehicles carrying the entire rest of their group and lift large monsters and launch large stones.
>>43526538>I like how you go "that segment" so you can dismiss it and emphasize what you think are your pointstbdesu I wasn't actually sure how to call Derpy's part of the episodeUse the phrase? That's just one bit of the whole series of scenesCall it "Derpygate"? That's gaySomething else? Well "that segment" sounded like "something else" to meSeriously, how the hell was I supposed to call it?>>43526554>No, literally everypony does cartoon stuff because they're cartoonsI know, I was just trying to point out the obviously "impossible no matter how you do it"Pinkie IS a character for these sort of jokes, as some of her lol so randum break the fourth wall and confuse the characters of the showDerpy ISN'T because she's just a klutz with no "extraordinary" abilities >If you make it NOT a cartoon then that's the deviation that your fic should be wrestling with because it's the premise of the AUIn case of the story we're technically discussing here it's still on our topic, right? it appears that ponies are not "real" in a specific, "light-hearted, age rating" way and not the "cartoon physics lol" wayI'm probably bringing this whole conversation to even more autistic grounds
>>43526554https://youtu.be/KzP9M72M0-QNah you're just fake news. The show isn't that cartoony. You can't have a side character be more silly than a main character. It doesn't work.
>>43526569Anon what the fuck are you talking aboutWe're discussing your claim that>Characters are NPCs, with ponies like Derpy having actual cartoon powers?is a large enough deviation from canon that it has to be the focus of the fic, but it's the opposite. If the story isn't magical, it's not (traditional/canon/true) FiM and exists in an overt AU
>>43526576what the hell are we even discussing anymore?!
>>43526576I've never seen another green be criticized for not being canon
Making my customized anon who's going to Equestria an Israeli national just to see what would happen.
>>43526637But will the talking ponies be cartoony enough? Which season will it take place in?
>>43526637Running in with the changeling because they’re familiar to him
>>43521743>>43524412Why can't we just replace the already broken links in OP?
>>43527320updating OPs is lame and gayt. had experienced autistic shit-fights over trying to touch OPs on /vg/. #nevaragain
>>43525293I've thought more on these. I'm not sure how much of this is a troll or you're just a bit goofy. Could be angry anon, could be Slim Shady from OG Marefair. If the latter, where the fuck have you been these last few years?
>>43527606>I'm not sure how much of this is a troll or you're just a bit goofymy wife's pic rel so...
>>43527609So you're just a little... derpy. Would it be better if she no longer exists or she has a growing bond with Bond? Isn't Anon so it wouldn't be (You).
>>43527615>Would it be better if she no longer exists or she has a growing bond with Bond? Isn't Anon so it wouldn't be (You).with how many story threads and potential partners Anon & Bond have I feel like she might overcomplicate the story
>>43527629What makes you think either of them have potential partners?
>>43527633>either of themoh right, Anon has none lol
>>43527637If she did, she wouldn't be in her situation. Not that she's repulsive per say, just that she's a neet. Has refused to do anything with her life. It takes a weirdo to like that sort.
>>43526952which eardrum detonates first?
I. Have absolutely not done anything with Displacement. Ended up watching some movies and capped it off with an online leak of the latest Resident Evil movie. God damn was that a 11/10.I still need to re-read through it but I wanna say I know precisely where to start back up. Given I'm one hype and one dislike, I'm pretty neutral for how much I should expedite myself.
>arrive to Equestria>you're not the first humanwhat do?
>>43528483Party hard till drop dead. The last one standing wins.
>>43529169Basedpony
>>43527967What did anon do to that poor AK fram
>>43529894ask your mom
>>43518955>>43520596YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF PINKIEGET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE PINKIEITS LEAKING OUT EVERYWHERE EUGHHHHGET OUUUUT NOOW PINKIE!!!!
>>43530360Inna minuh
>>43530875What are you going to do with that gun, Anon?
>>43530900shoot you since you're ugly.
>>43530902
>>43530900Defending his wife obviously
>>43532061
>>43526590That particular author appears to attract ridiculous weirdo sperg criticisms. This is not the first time I've seen it happen.
>>43532754I know of at least two. I met one and we had a good laugh. The other has been around since my /bootleg/ days.
>>43532754Yeah, sounds like 4chan writers
>>43532440See this guy gets it
>>43533716lil shid
>>43533114so?
>>43533892I’m agreeing with you dumbfuck
>>43504763what now?
>>43534350I have some time-sensitive things so Displacement will need a bit more time before I get back to it. That story seems cursed.In the mean time, some stats I think are pretty damn neat since I joined Ponepaste right when it was new: have 69 pasts, 76387 views, and 90 favorites. Which means even if only 5% of the views are real, that's still a few thousand views. Which can mean at least a few hundred anons checking multiple multiple times. I should probably put a (done) or (one-off) or whatever at the end of the titles.
>>43534457?
>>43534350I unno was just playing ace combat.
>>43534977did you win?
>>43534977?
>>43535274what?
>>43504763any good PiE recommendations? I can recall just a couple of PiEs that aren't shit, and two of them are (Ongoing) from the Yandere thread
>>43536041How old/big or short/long do they need to be?t. /yandere/ writer
>>43536078anything below ~15k words goesone good PiE I remember is a Satyr oneshot that's like 3k words
>>43536145maud's mouth does not look like that, she does not have teeth like that, you are lying
>>43536145I'm not seeing how these teeth are well adapted to a diet of rocks
>>43536173>he doesn't know
>>43536426This is how you get a soft serve shit dropped in front of you
>>43536080https://ponepaste.org/133
>>43536681I'm not interested in scat.
>>43536792that's /bootleg/, not PiE
>>43526493>It was used in the show ONLY ONCEAnd now try expressing that one appearance as a percentage of all her speaking appearances
>>43537032So she used the phrase in 25% of her appearances, that's about right
>>43537029>And now try expressing that one appearance as a percentage of all her speaking appearancesthat's just one phrase in her first appearance, which has about a dozen I should probably later do an actual % check for "I just don't know what went wrong!">>43537034>hit ctrl+enter before actually writing my post>delete it>still get a (You)I just don't know what went wrong
>>43526590>>43532754Nobody said anything about the green you defensive loser sperg
>>43537035>that's just one phrase in her first appearance, which has about a dozen*linesNah, a catchphrase isn't supposed to be 100% of a character's dialogue. Like if all of Bart Simpsons lines were "don'thaveacowmandon'thaveacowmandon'thaveacowman" that would be ludicrous.
>>43537053>Like if all of Bart Simpsons lines were "don'thaveacowmandon'thaveacowmandon'thaveacowman" that would be ludicrous.weren't they once joking about all of Bart's lines being catchphrases? Kekat any rate Bart at least used them more than once, Derpy's "What Went Wrong!" has 1 (one) appearance in the whole series
>>43537059I would hazard a guess that "don't have a cow man" was used roughly once every three or four episodes in the first season or two, which would put it right in line with Derpy's one line in four speaking appearances. She doesn't have many appearances, and the most memorable one for most anons is that one where she said the line.
>>43537061>and the most memorable one for most anons is that one where she said the line.yeah that makes sense
>>43537462Wait till she gets to the loading screena
>>43538108She'd get really mad that it takes long enough for her to decide to try to read the notes but never gives her enough time to actually finish them
>>43538149>diagnosis >4chan usershould I guess the source of this image or is it just too obvious?
>>43538158Sure bud, because the whole Mongolian basket weaving forum thing means everyone here can’t take the piss out of themselves
>>43538749I just find this wording to be rather unusual for someone that posts on the siteAnon /by definition/ is an active 4channel contributor, giving him the diagnose of>extensive shitpostingsounds better in this context that mere "4chan user"
https://4chan.org/faq#anonymous>Who is "Anonymous"?>"Anonymous" is the name assigned to a poster who does not enter text in to the [Name] field. Anonymous is not a single person, but rather, represents the collective whole of 4chan. He is a god amongst men. Anonymous invented the moon, assassinated former President David Palmer, and is also harder than the hardest metal known the man: diamond. His power level is rumored to be over nine thousand. He currently resides with his auntie and uncle in a town called Bel-Air (however, he is West Philadelphia born and raised). He does not forgive.Newfag here, what kind of /b/ memery defined Anon like this?
>>43538878>We made these
>>43538878Anon you must eat all the eggs
>>43538830Old memes and internet culture kid
>>43539341I'm asking for a more definitive answer "He does not forgive" is pretty obvious, but the rest of this babble surely isn't moot's shitposting, right?
>>43539371DBZ, Fresh Prince, pp joke. Old internet memes and culture kiddo
>>43540593Would mares know to find Anon so dapper and sharp upon seeing him like this?
>>43541202It’s treason then
>>43541550That’d be bad for the economy
>tink
>>43542497>tink
>>43542501>tink>Ughhhhh- what is that noise?>You turn around in your bed, eyes still shut.>Tink>Your ears fold down.>tink>Sleep.>tink>SLEEP.>tink>Gah, what is that!?>Slowly, your eyes open to stabbing pain.>Tink>You can barely see through your bleary eyes, but they wander over to the clock.>In the moonlight, you read the time as 12:42.>It's too early for this.>Tink.>You turn your head over to where you think the sound is coming from.>A shadow suddenly appears and disappears at your window.>Tink.>Getting out of bed, you rub your eyes as you walk towards it.>You look down and there, in the middle of the gosh darn night, is Anon.>You watch as he grabs a pebble from the ground and tosses it right at the window.>Tink.>Before he can throw another one, you throw your window open."Ah'non?">He looks up to you and he smiles brightly.>Then he gets on one knee and holds his hand over his chest.>"~OoooooOOOoooo, Candy Appleeessss~ You are meaaaa~AAA~aaant for meeeee~">"~You're sooo swEEET like a tasty treeee-""Ah'non! It's one in the mornin'! I gaught to wake early during apple pickin' season!">"I know! But I was thinking, and I, like, made this song that I thought you should hear it!""At this tah'm?">"Yeah! So, like, ~Oooo-WoAAah-""Quit it, Ah'non! It's too earl'lay for this! I told yew, I got to wake early!">He clasps his hands together.>"Oh, come on. Just this one time, please? I really poured my heart into this one.""No! Ah'm going to bed!">With that, you shut the window and hop back onto your bed and under the sheets.>You close your eyes and shimmy yourself into the right position.>Mmmm, slee->Tink.>Your eyes snap open.>Tink.>You march right back to the window and swing it open."AH'NON!">"~My heart, my soul, it belooongs to yoOooUU~""Ah'm try'n to sleep here! And quiet down! You'll wake the chickens!">"You like it so far?">Your nose scrunches."No! Your sing'n is horrid!">"That doesn't matter, all that matters is that it comes from the heart, you know?""Ah know that, but that don't mean I lie'k to listen to stuff lie'k that! Especial'lay at /one/ in the mornin'!">"Makes it even better, right? Like eating after a long fast.""What-? No! It does not! Ah'm goin' back to bed, and yew better hit the hay too!">"Wait, you gotta listen to the rest of it, I worked really hard on this.""Tomorrow.">"No, now! This is the moment. It's got to be in the moment.""G'night, Ah'non."
>>43542510>"Wai-!">You close the window and trot back to your bed.>If you sleep now you can get three more hours in.>Tink.>IF a certain someONE doesn't keep you awake all night.>You flatten your ears and cover them with your pillow.>tink.>Better, you suppose.>Great, now he got you thinking.>Ugh, thoughts, get out!>...>Tink.>You grumble, and pull your blankets over your head.>Maybe you should go and sleep downstairs.>No, bad idea.>Tink.>The windows are much closer to Anon down there.>Maybe you should look into earplugs.>TINK.>Is it you, or is it getting louder?>TINK.>What is that?>SMASH.>You quickly sit up on your bed and there, in the middle of your room, is a brick.>You can feel the night's cold blow into your room as you run towards the window.>Out in the darkness you spot a figure quickly running away."AH'NON!!!"
>>43542783>”Anon’s just lying, there’s no way he has the power to make little threes appear in the air.”
>>43541504>AND THEN SHE TIES (YOU) TO A WALL AND STICKS A FUNNEL IN (YOU)R MOUTH AND FORCE FEEDS (YOU) NOTHING BUT MOONY CRUNCHIES UNTIL (YOU)'RE TWENTY SIX AND A HALF YEARS OLD
>>43543568No fluttershy we didn’t die, someone just posted that alien picture again
>>43545020>Rolls over>Makes an Apple Bloom-colored pancake
>>43545311Bro do you not like apple pancakes
>>43545020Kyute
>>43542512>You throw a pebble at the window.>tink>Nothing.>So you do the logical thing and throw another.>tink>Huh.>She might be asleep.>You toss another at the window.>tink>More will do you good.>But maybe you should throw the next one a little harder>Tink>And the next.>Tink>More.>Tink>Tink>Is she even going to wake up?>Tink>Tink>Tink>One more hour of this and you'll stop.>Tink>Then the window opens and there appears her.>"Ah'non?">Her beautiful golden eyes lock onto yours and you fall on a knee.>This is it.>You take a deep breath and let it go."~OoooooOOOoooo, Candy Appleeessss~ You are meaaaa~AAA~aaant for meeeee~""~You're sooo swEEET like a tasty treeee-">"Ah'non! It's one in the mornin'! I gaught to wake early during apple pickin' season!""I know! But I was thinking, and I, like, made this song that I thought you should hear it!">You spent the last four hours thinking when inspiration struck: a song that sends an arrow through the heart.>"At this tah'm?">Of course, anything for her!"Yeah! So, like, ~Oooo-WoAAah-">"Quit it, Ah'non! It's too earl'lay for this! I told yew, I got to wake early!">Time to turn up the charm.>You clasp your hands together."Oh, come on. Just this one time, please? I really poured my heart into this one.">It's true!>"No! Ah'm going to bed!">And she closes her window and disappears into the bowels of her home.>Drat, all your work down the drain.>Well, it doesn't have to be this way.>You reach down and pick another pebble.>Tink.>Tink.>The window slams open.>""AH'NON!">Perfect."~My heart, my soul, it belooongs to yoOooUU~">"Ah'm try'n to sleep here! And quiet down! You'll wake the chickens!""You like it so far?">She makes a face.>"No! Your sing'n is horrid!">A tortured artist, you are."That doesn't matter, all that matters is that it comes from the heart, you know?">"Ah know that, but that don't mean ah lie'k to listen to stuff lie'k that! Especial'lay at /one/ in the mornin'!">She doesn't know."Makes it even better, right? Like eating after a long fast.">"What-? No! It does not! Ah'm goin' back to bed, and yew better hit the hay too!""Wait, you gotta listen to the rest of it, I worked really hard on this.">"Tomorrow.">The door's still open!"No, now! This is the moment. It's got to be in the moment.">This is how you'll catch her heart.>"G'night, Ah'non.""Wait!">Annnnd she's already gone.>Sigh.>You suppose you'll keep throwing pebbles at her window.>Tink.>Tink.>Hmmmmm.>Tink.>Tink.>You've got a better idea.>You grope around in the dark for a bigger rock.>Bigger rock = more noise = Candy comes out for your awesome song>Genius.>You pick a rock the size of your palm and toss it at the window.>TINK.>Perfect noise.>TINK.>This one is kinda heavy.>SMASH.>OHSHIT>She's gonna be pissed!>You take off running back home.>You think you hear your name in the distance.
>>43546713He sees it just for a second
>>43547573Wigger anon in equestria
>>43548313You're in Equestria? You'll be sent to Zebrica with the other ziggers.
>>43548728Peace was never an option.
>>43548728Equestrian News services are reporting that Princess Luna has gone on a crime spree across the nation. Is this a new Nightmare Moon in the making? Celestia declined to respond to our inquiries, apart from stating her firm belief in Luna's innocence, as eyewitness reports of her bank robberies pile up.
>>43549627I can't believe Luna would do this.
>>43549776Don’t trust night princesses
>>43550393>”Do I look it?”
>>43550393What’s wrong with yer face
>>43551251ooga booga
>>43551251who
>>43551473The horse duh
>>43551849she's got quite the long face
>>43551931Must be depressed
>>43552159the makeup hides the eye bags
>>43549271Why horse care about human life
>>43553234Legal technicalities. Anons that fall into Equestria automatically and simultaneously become classified as endangered sapient creatures and ambassadors to what Equestria would call mildly destructively capable civilizations.
>>43553250>anon is basically a yakooof
>>43553250>what Equestria would call mildly destructively capable civilizations.how exactly are nukes "mild"?
>>43554026Ponies live in a world where a single child can literally destroy the country and/or world and have functional defense grids. A nuclear attack would have to line up with effective sabotage of their most important infrastructure and strategic assets being unavailable to endanger a major city and while a successful nuclear attack would become one of the worst tragedies in Equestrian history, it's still a far cry from the equivalent of a ritual which erases all oxygen on the planet.
>>43553833Her ass is the heavy part, not her legs
>>43554026you're mild.
>>43555067You’re mid
>>43555496You're mi
>>43517693
>>43556215This reminds me of that AiE story with the extra autistic Luna. I think it was called Social Cues. Anyone remember that story and have a link? Doesn’t seem to be on the lists unless I am blind. Which I probably am.
>>43545742Reminded me of this
>>43556215Call the cooks.
>>43556699I’m the cook
>>43557100That won’t stop them, some will like it better
>>43555506-GGER?!
>>43556286Why does computer have keyboard for fingers if hooves
>>43558081Looking at Anon's history again and learning.
>>43523501I think the story is good, though I think Anon was a little over the top with her horny comments. Idk if she's in heat or something, it was mentioned that ponies have that by her, though it felt like every other line was a sex joke. I get that that's part of the comedy and that metawise most Anon's are pervs, but it definitely felt forced at some points and kinda detracted from of the more interesting conversarions like what she remembers from earth. It seems she's overcompensating and using vulgarity as a defense mechanism, which can be an interesting trait/flaw, but it does feel very heavy handed. I'm suprised Bond and her didn't have a talk about her comments with how often she makes him uncomfortable or him just not being in the mood. He would brush her off but they haven't had a conversarion about boundaries which would be important since they live together. Maybe the human club with Lyra could eventually lead to a scene where they hash it out (or during it if things go crazy)I hope there are more scenes where we get to see stuff that Anon is decent at, like Twilight mentioning her being good with numbers or any of her future jobs and whether she prefers one over the others. It says she was found by Twilight in a basket when she was young so it would be neat to see her interact with others like Spike or any of the CMC since they should be similar ages.Sorry if this was all word vomit, hope me spitballing ideas isn't overbearing. I think the world itself you make is interesting and most of the characters seem pretty decent. Wish you luck if you pick it up again!
>>43558540Also forgot to ask, what happened to the filly at the start? She seemed close to Anon but dissappeared after the intro scene. Was she one of the cake kids?
>>43558540>it does feel heavy handedIt does. There's a reason why it seems Anon is irredeemable, she actually is. Bond seems to be able to take things in stride but Anon isn't just stuck in the past, she's been sticking to things that she might not even remember anymore. The existence of Bond vindicates her but also shows that her being an objectively worthless creature is her own fault. Even if she had potential or has skills or an education, what good does any of that do if she still ended up in such a state? Anonfilly is a little shit with infinite potential. Anonmare is just a patheric history of excuses and failures.It's interesting to see someone's ideas because I already have it all plotted out, more or less. Especially since I've had time to let it soak in my head for so long. The issue is I'm also speaking on things that might be more behind the curtains or hasn't had enough story to adequately ferment. Seeing someone else and what they're thinking of tells me that they're in for a trip.>>43558549Probably off living her life. There have been a few signs that everyone is going about their own things. Their own schedules and things going on. Anon doesn't fit in with Ponyville. Bond might but I don't think he's interested in sitting in one spot for too long. Especially if there's all of Equestria right there for him.I do apologize for putting off restarting it. I've had a lot of time sensitive things going on that can't be ignored. Worse than that, I've been thinking of Sally and even if it's been a few weeks, I feel severely compelled to start up the second part/book of her story. Calling it a "book" because the first part was 54k words and that's enough to make it it's own thing.
>>43558914Why do they do this? I nearly got sent to superjail when I had a whole horse nose in my elastic waistband.
>>43559884literally me
>>43559781>*Shits*
>>43559884we found him, the yellow anon these new fillies are based on
>>43559781>”How many friends did you make today?”
>>43560620More than you
>>43560832so 0
>>43560990At least she’s talking to you man
>>43561657That’s not her name
>>43552795He expected a turd
>You toss and turn all throughout the night>You feel the quilted blanket that your mother put together for you last December being slowly pulled as you hear muffled sniffling and groaning>Your blurry eyes come slowly unveil as clarity takes form>A mare of the orange color and disheveled blonde mane with a braid to keep from tangles sleeps restlessly next to you>You can't help but feel her anxiety through her motions of sleep>You recall that she was family oriented and that she was basically the captain of the family business>She doesn't know how she came to be on our realm of reality but what she does know is that you mean her no harm and that a few months have passed since her arrival with no answer to how she can get back to hers>She's a rather prideful pony that didn't want to be around without doing some type of work but as time went on she realized that there isn't too much to do aside from doing house work and cooking. Telling her that being in the public would be problematic given that the majority of your world isn't so kind to creatures that talk outside from our own species>You remember the odd look she gave you as you told her this. She was at a loss for words but felt that she could change their minds>You told her some of the histories of the world and how despite being of the same species there were always those that felt otherwise>You spoke of war and of the generalized cruelty that we are capable of >You stated that despite all this endless nonsense you felt as if there was still a sort of good that will always shine bright as well>She gave you a look. One that says "it's admirable and I stand behind what you said">With the sorta mare she is you can grasp the idea that Dolly P was this exact same way>Getting over the hurdle of a talking pony wasn't all too bad given that you've felt that everything in life always throws you a curveball and having a creature from another world all together isn't so far-fetched>This mare doesn't look like any from Earth >Almost looks smooth like a Rodger Rabbit sorta way. The hyper realism details that are captured through artists eyes aren't present here. The form is real with some weight but uncanny to see a faint outline of the mare>The mare twists in her sleep>You pat the back of her head to neck in a soft and gentle motion. She mumbles in her sleep "Granny, I just wanna help you...">You lay in bed with the blanket fully ripped from you>You look out the windowsill viewing the twinkling stars glimmer dance in the night sky>You begin to whisper under your breath a saying your father would gift to when times were tough>Determination fills your soul as you slowly slip into dreamscapes -----Sooooooooo, who's still around!? I was here for a moment before then I had to skedaddle due to outside reasons. Attempting to be a lil consistent :3
>>43563250This is alright, but would this be Pony on Earth instead of Anonymous in Equestria? Or will they find a way back early and Anon is stuck.
>>43563250I love applehorse>who's still around!?no one, everybody is DEADI dunno, maybe PKAnon is here somewhere>>43563380I bet it's fuckin PiE
>>43563380>Pony on Earth>HereWeGoAgain.gif>>43564791You can bet your dollar that she's everything. Man, I got back into ponies again because a kid was doing away with pony cards that weren't shiny. I found AJ among the many and felt like I should come back. It's absolutely insane thinking how many people aren't 'round the boards. Or at the very least lurkin to an extent. Bolding, Harvard, Eppy, Getmeouttahere, pancakes. Well, I refuse now that I'm back. I'll be sure to follow up PKA designs I had in a folder (physical one) and get back to drawing stuff again. If y'all make a good story I'll draw something in turn. Don't let me down!
>>43564791Seeing my old design of Noteworthy really strikes me something fancy in my soul. But dayum seeing Pat the Zigg kills me every time
>>43565002Some other thread on some other board said we were the only ones keeping green face anon alive
>>43565421pretty much
>>43565421Then that just means this and other relevant threads in the same orbit are the most important ones on the entire site now.
>>43566071We never forget out culture.
>>43565421what board?I'm pretty sure I shared this little thought on a couple I visit
>>43567392Why they gotta be mad tho
>>43565421/mlp/ is the last place that gives a shit about old board cultureit's grim
>>43566148Were also the only place not drowning in frogs and wojaks
>>43566148>outUh oh ESL melty
>>43567594>”How dare you speak to me filthy Z-“
>>43564807>Boldinggone for over a decade>Harvardi'm assuming you mean Hazardus Havardhe came back for a bit after the show ended, but has been mia since>Eppygone for over a decade>Getmeouttaheresame as Havard>pancakesliterally who
>>43569098>t. newfag
>>43569098I thought Bolding died
>>43569392>he doesn't know
>>43569837>im anon>this is the comic>i crush the pony
>>43570187Neanderthal Anon green when?
>>43506469too small
>>43545742shame this comic just completely died
>>43573514guys, I think I know who would want that
>>43574042yes we know it's your gay lovers, faggot.
