Would you fuck a pony version of yourself?
>>43529407Yes. Easily. Others are irrational, unpredictable, irritating, with infinite variables and facets. I have never found anyone who was able to understand the world in the same way I do. Being able to live self-sustainably with a copy of myself, fulfilling my wretched human need for companionship, is a dream come fucking true. Human, pony, I don't give a shit either way.
Like a mare? Yes, obviously. I might as well, it's free easy sex with someone that I don't have to dance around courting, and I'd be pushing for it aggressively as the mare.But in that case I'd be much more concerned about finding some way to repeat the process and become a pony as well and get to Equestria.
>>43529407I wouldn't fuck any pony - I'm not a zoophile
>>43529407I mean I have a pony wife already, why would I? If anything I'd be more interested to know how things are going for pony me than anything.
alternative question: if you were turned into a pony, and a clone of your old human self showed up and said he wanted to have sex with you, would you actually accept?
No.
>>43529425Of fuckin course How is that when a question?
>>43529422GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE
>>43529413Really? I think if there was another copy of me we'd probably hate being around each other.
>>43529433>>>/trash/ this way
>>43529425It's vastly more likely that I would be propositioning the human for sex, especially since I'm the one with a greater grasp on what is happening, but yes obviously.>>43529424Based.
>>43529425no because Im not to interested in having someone's hairy smelly dick inside me, not even my own. Also it would probably be too big.
>>43529422>>43529438
>>43529407this artist never learns and keeps drawing shitty looking legs
>>43529461>hairy smelly dickSkill issue
>>43529407>>43529425/ptfg/ is down the hall and to the left
>>43529407We'd be too autistic to actually pull off having sex even under ideal conditions. I'm basically Moondancer if she was forced to work blue collar and had the mare version of deathgrip dick. Also fat.
>>43529407I made both my ponysonas a depressive former-femcolt turned gymcel and a huge-crotchtittied tomboy-taming-bait alt-girl so yes
>>43529507Ha ha, he's fat!
>>43529425I would feel weird having sex with myself I'd prefer it to be a stranger desu
>>43529407Probably not. We'd both be reluctant to bottom. We could suck each other off but I think there'd be no passion in it. I just don't love myself enough unfortunately. And I'm not quite gay enough either.
Absolutely. I’ve always wanted to fuck myself. It’d be even better because I love to top and bottom. We could take turns fucking each other. That’s my kinda thing.
>>43529407Only if it was a mare
>>43529511>huge-crotchtittiedtesticles
>>43529407No because i'm not gay nor trans
>>43529407No.I'd have them fuck me.In my face.
>>43529407I'd trap and betray myself.
>>43529407>fuckWouldn't rule it out, but most likely not.>everything else (cuddling, kissing, hand/hoofholding, brushing his mane, petting, scritching)Yes, absolutely!Also I'd be quite jealous.
>>43529407pony me would be so cute i can picture her. my only grievance is that i wouldn't be a unicorn. i think im too useless to be a unicorn i would be a fucking dirt pony and its depressing. i want to kill myself i want to kill myself i want to kill myself. if only survival instincts weren't a thing. i should kill myself
>>43530209Honestly with that weird loser mindset you probably would be a unicornEnjoy being able to levitate one book that you're staring at, anon
>>43530429>with that weird loser mindset you probably would be a unicornlmao
>>43530429i wouldn't read books that fucking gay. who do you take me for? i would lift fillies up and throw them really hard against hard surfaces.
>>43529407>>43529425Maybe. Are we bored? It wouldn't be the silliest thing boredom pushed us to do. But first we'll stay awake for about a week straight stubbornly trying to outdo each other in rock paper scissors with no eating or drinking.
>>43530750how does a pony play rock paper scissors
>>43529425"No.">The other you wilts>"I mean I figured but you didn't need to say it like that.""Like what?">"With such... disgust.""If you figured then you already know why, it's not personal.">Human you sighed>"Right, no hooves."
>>43529425Of course I would. I'd do it for myself since I know how much I want to fuck a pony already
>>43529407If it has always been a pony? Absolutely.
no
>>43529407No, I hate myself.
>>43529407Yes, I hate myself.
>>43529407Probably not, it'd just be too weird. I'm old, she's (presumably) old. We'd probably just down booze and talk about stupid shit and that would be as far as it ever goes.
>>43529407No, but we'd probably sit back to back and charge our JO crystals together.
>>43529407No, as much as I'd like to, I wouldn't expose my pony mirror to my diseased self.
Absolutely
>>43530767Teeth clinched is Rock teeth open is scissors and tongue out is paper.
>>43533983Actually a pretty good system.Do they like headbang before throwing their hands?
I doubt I'd be attracted to my human self if I was a pony, but I might bear with it for one time because I know how much it would mean to human me.
>>43529407I want to cum inside Maddragon's Anon Mare.
>>43534851Of course
>>43529484this
>>43529584being attracted by yourself is a sexiality as much as being a faggot is
>>43529407Frankly I think I would rather tease and cuddle a pony version of myself
>>43529407If my ponysona were female, then I guess she could at least have as good of a chance as any woman or mare.
>>43533954UNF
I wouldn't fuck a pony. Sorry.
>>43533954kinda sovl
>>43529407>would you masturbate?
