It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Previous thread:>>43439933
This is me btw
Summer is over tomorrow. Celestias reign ends.
>>43530312Only starting here. The Sun never sets. I drank ants this morning. Really not looking forward to the rest of it.
>>43530237unf
>>43530222>>43530237AWOOOOOGA SEX WITH PRINCESS CELESTIA UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP SUNBUTT!!
Throwing all of Celestia's cake into the harbor and writing the Declaration of Independence
You decide to take celestia on a date. Despite the modest location she seems to be enjoying herself. she says watching the fights out in the parking lot while eating remind her of colosseum fights.
>>43530533I slow dance with her near the juke box while listening to Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton (she immediately vaporizes the two darkies who try to rob the register without missing a beat)
>>43530430silly anon, the ponies want her as leader. as for the cakes it's ok, she can always make more
>>43530430a griffon typed this post
>>43530574>>43530593https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tIIufQKM2K0&list=RDtIIufQKM2K0&start_radio=1&pp=ygUbWWFua2VlIGRvb2RsZSBmaWZlIGFuZCBkcnVtoAcBThis is a clear violation of my Constitutional rights
>>43530533I'm glad, after our meal we can use the old arcade machine
>>43530430how it ends
the anni is right around the corner
>>43531411I'm so excited
You think Celestia secretly enjoys how hot she is and flaunting her beauty or equine physique from time to time?
>>43531417she is dancing
>>43531417I like this episode, idk what the issue is
>>43532103she is so heavy
giving cellybelly's cellybelly a cellybelly rub
>>43532130I picked up a horse before. Think it'd be easier if they don't fight you.
>>43530604Bit weird asking her to marry you after she's been pepper sprayed.
what to do
>>43532330Ask her why she's wearing her slippers under the stockings
>>43532330Kiss her
>>43532330start talking to her ass since it's wearing the crown now.
>>43532330I kiss her ponut
ceelly
>>43532330>>43532904This.
>>43532135she loves those!
>>43530222https://x.com/ZeroFatez/status/2102075281494179865?s=20
>>43532330Ask her where she got human panties from
>>43533393mmm cake
I want too Celestia enjoying her cake
>>43533783why is luna sweating? don't tell me she ate the cake....
>>43530574>tfw no Sunbuttmom>>43533427same place Twilight got hers- from her human self's underwear drawer
>>43533427what makes them human panties? what do pony panties look like?
>>43532183Bullshit. Adult horses weigh half a tonne.
>>43534443so? I would do it for celly
Celestia says in order to gain her divine right to rule she had to wage war on the worlds previous pantheon of gods and their armies. She says her, Luna and their forces fought it in her youth. She also says she personally killed thousand's.
What's it like to sleep next to her?
>>43534777relaxing with how warm she is
>>43533393BEEG
>>43535503lazybones
>>43535503"Sister, please desist this- thour't frightening Anon's people. Behold- even now, their priests deem thy presence in the heavens a sign of the apocalypse!"*majestic alicorn snore*
>>43535503big sun
>>43535503what if this pushed humanity to leave their differences aside and work together? all the hopes of one day comunicating with the big pony acting as the sun
>>43532330Wear my knight armor and ride her(not the way she wanted) into battle.
I'm gonna be real.Her sister is fat, it's just that Celibelly fatter so people think Luna skinny, but she's fat.Both of them are really fat, overweight mares and stink, stinky, fat, mares.I refuse to lie any longer I do not care what Celestea and Lunnamoona think about it, it's the truth.
>>43536278that's not only mean but also false
>>43536278
>>43536729Celestia is a terrible influence
>>43536278Faggot
>>43536736When you become old and powerful enough, you stop thinking "should I?" and instead start thinking "can I?"
>>43536729No more cakes for you, fat fuck.
>>43536879Touched a nerve? Fat mare.
>>43536278I agree with you, not because I dislike celestia, but because thats my fetish
>>43536729Celestia is a good influence
>>43537843Best sisters!
>>43531023big if true
>>43536278>Luna is skinny-fat when compared to her sisterlmaofat ponies are based, most of it goes to their big mare asses and legs anyway
>>43537843Never understood why people still draw younger Celestia with pink hair
>>43539137old habits
>>43539137That's how she was shown in the very first shot of the show.
>>43539137Because it looks good.
I followed my autism and drew a 'not celestia' for an assignment of mine. Couldn't color her main pink, but she turned out alright. She even had a cake and tea to snack on.
>>43539491show it
she is a mommy
>>43539922No she isn't. She's a childless femcel.
>>43540072nuh uh, she is the mother of my children
>>43539922Celestia = Best PonyMomlestia = Best Celestia
she has mommy qualities
>>43541322can't forget the big butt
>>43541704rad, this princess is hip with the kids
>>43541919My Wife
>>43539567>show itHere you go anon. It was all traditionally animated. Attached is a still from the animation.
So, what did Celestia do that one time when she realized she misplaced the sun and needed something to replace it like 5 minutes before the dawn?
How well do you think Celestia will ract to you calling her fat and needing a diet?
>>43543170cute
>>43543297>no u
>>43543297instant trip to the sum
>>43534444Holy digits! If anybody more experienced with AI wants to ponify this. It would be greatly appreciated.
Does anybody have the Celestia version of this?
>>43543706
>>43543292fired an atomic bomb
>>43543706>>43543888That's not how you're supposed to train a horse. :(
>>43544012the horses likw it rough
How would Celestia react if you accidentally placed your minecraft bed next to hers?
>>43542892she is so beautiful
Celestia's FAT ASS sat on the server and caused it to go down.
my sunbeam
>>43544623ackshually she is the one that brought the site back, be thankful
>>43544634Precious
Sunday.Praise It
>>43545240
>>43545772accurate celly butt
Eating the last slice of her birthday cake in front of her
>>43545772Atlas fugged.
>>43530222fuck, she's HOT
>Worst pony
>Celestia's Pancakes vs Luna's Waffles: New Age of Breakfast
>>43546878I like Luna more, but the show explicitly shows how poor Luna’s cooking is compared to Celestia’s.
I want to kiss Celestia's ponut.
>>43546881My moonwife tries and that's all that I ask for!
>>43546889>based poison immunity builderYour stay in Equestria might be shorter than a Sunbutt enjoyer’s, but you have the right spirit for Equestria.
>>43546889I don't want pancakes, I want her to spit in my mouth.That's all I really need tbqh
>>43546293
>>43546878celly, always celly
>>43539137looks tasty
with all the work she has to do during the show and even more when luna was still on the moon, do you think she was ever close to snapping?
>>43549361My headcanon is that she constantly fucked with ponies and stress ate cakes to mitigate it. That teacup prank was the tip of the Sunbutt assberg. She especially liked fucking with her pupils. She didn’t ignore Twilight’s warning about Nightmare Moon’s escape, she gaslit her for the lulz. Every disaster for which she was absent was a vacation for her. To the point where she purposefully jobbed. She hoped to never have to take the throne each time she lost to a paper tiger villain of the week. She pushed Twilight into her position way too quickly just to escape a day sooner.
I wanna breed mommy Celestia
>>43549399Me too
I want to cuddle and scratch behind her ears as we lay in her bed after a long day of courtthen grope her ass a little and make out
>>43549714I want to bump her with my hips and then she bumps back
>>43549395>Immortal unelected head of state that is effectively a prisoner of the position>No elections means no escape>Being at the top means no friends>Barely any family>Doomed to wage forever
>>43549395>She didn’t ignore Twilight’s warning about Nightmare Moon’s escape, she gaslit her for the lulzEh, she didn't ignore it because she's the one the one who probably wrote the legend about Nightmare Moon returning
>mfw I found out today that Goth Celestia is infact a Canon thing and NOT a fan made thingBefore you crucify me, I stopped watching after Twilight became an Alicorn and straight up hate Starlight Glimmer
>>43549399More like Mommy takes your nut whenever she pleases.
>>43550095it has been a thing for a while, i like it both versions
>>43550095>straight up hate Starlight GlimmerBased. She's literally just a strawman of an already shit ideology.
>>43550103>the Royal Estrus is always murder on Prince Anon's pelvis>still, it could be worse- at least Mom was able to talk Luna out of making a public spectacle out of it this year
>>43550095> straight up hate Starlight GlimmerI dont even know what she or Sunset sound like. I just took one conscious look at their designs and pretty much opted out of watching the show with them. They both offend me on a primordial level, like when seeing rotting meat or insects.
>>43550557See I don't mind Sunset solely because she's Twilight direct mirror. She was also Celestia's student, she also thought friends were a waste of time and both are arrogant, however Twilight grew where Sunset did not until Twilight forced her to.Starlight however is just the show's discount version of Sunset that is somehow stronger than Twilight in terms of magic and perhaps the most dogshit motivation for her actions next to Cozy Glow. Sunset I could get due to her being heavily implied to be Celestia's initial choice for who would become the Element of Magic and in turn, an Alicorn which led to her becoming a narcissist... But Starlight was some literal who that was dogshit at everything she did but somehow ended up stronger than the literal embodiment of fucking magic.
kissing celestia
>>43551139princess, you had enough, go home
why is she like this? can't she let my wife sleep in peace?
>>43550095I stopped after s3 so this is news to me as wellI really do need to catch up at some point I wanna see that vacation episode I keep seeing clips from
>>43551831>I wanna see that vacation episode I keep seeing clips fromYou're going to be very disappointed, anon
>>43552105That tail's coming out of her asshole so that actually kind of makes sense.
>>43550919Twilight doesnt need a “mirror” though, thats cliche. And the typical rival role was filler by Trixie whos magical capabilities are more superficial than powerful. Really all these remixes of Trixie just didnt need to exist and if they wanted to have them so badly just use her.
>>43552207Twilight having a temporary antagonist in the form of her predecessor as Celestia's student was a good idea though. Because it establishes that while Twilight was impressive, there have been others that in theory, COULD have been her but never lived up to the role. Sunset was the closest to achieving it but her narcissistic personality made her believe that it was hers by right and that she didn't need to actually try to earn it. Hell the only part that I think was dumb was that after seeing how her hands off approach ended with Sunset, why the hell did Celestia do the exact same shit with Twilight and didn't even bother trying to instill the belief in friendship in her instead of hoping she would see it when Nightmare Moon escaped?
>>43552390My wife is so strong
>fundamentally misunderstanding both Sunset and Starlight because you can only frame them with reference to TwilightNo wonder Starlight makes you seethe so much. Her core character dynamic is hardly anything like Twilight's at all
>>43552906what is she smelling?
>>43553211I have to imagine that Celestia's plumage smells like fresh cleaned laundry still hot from the dryer, right?
>>43553227Absolutely
>>43553211vanilla
>>43553211she is stealing her scent
she should stop eating cakes
>>43552906Starlight is Twilight but with the communism dialled up to 100 and the prideful narcissism dialled up to infinity
>>43554529Did she job again?
>>43554529sexy
>>43554529UNF
>>43554529
>>43554529imagine how soft they must be
>>43554444>four fours
>>43555410>I meant to leave a slice of cake and I take the rest, not to ONLY get a slice
Up
>>43556415I want to be shrank and placed inside her shoe
>>43556415Imagine being able to trim her hooves
>>43555468she needs less cake
>>43557787In her defense she's about twice the size of the average pony so for whatever you see her eating half the portion in your mind and you have roughly what it represents as a caloric equivalent for her.Doesn't make it any less concerning when you see her devour an entire cake in less than 30 seconds using nothing but her snout and hooves even knowing that for her it was *technically* only the equivalent of half a cake.
>>43557426I let a horse drink from the Trevi fountain and got yelled at. Fuck this gay earth.
>>43551470>smell me I'm good
>>43534443She was a miniature horse and I am extremely powerful.
>>43558041>she's about twice the size of the average ponycareful, she might hear you say that. then she'll get sad and start eating again
Celestia should beat you senseless if you make weight jokes about her
>>43558766>Instead of growing fat, she grows taller>She must carefully watch her diet and exercise to ensure she doesn't grow too tall
>>43558771god please
/moon/ is gone, this is now /moon/!
>>43559097
>>43559097that's ok stay until it's back, have a cake
>>43550095Kirin episode is good. Fake ir til you make it is waifubait. Everything else is ass. They replace the tree library with a literal middle finger to the audience. Watch the yak episode where ponies apologize for being ponies lol. Princess vacation episode isnt amazing.
>>43559264
I will remain here, for a time
>>43559515>>43559519my beautiful sunbutt mare
are donuts a good replacement for cake?
>>43559914Only in emergencies!
>>43560738EAW
/sun/day again and she can finally rest
>>43561425Anons been dead and buried deep within her mane for days now
>>43541082>>43541715The character is literally supposed to represent 'mom' in the minds of the viewers.
>>43559519>twist: the sand is just a thin layer and the rest is all her
Celestia will judge you for knowingly eating hooved animals in your lifetime.
>>43561921Humans are omnivores. Even horses are opportunistic omnivores, despite generally being herbivores.
>>43561921why? I don't judge how much cake she eats
>>43561921Leaving aside how many of her favorite little ponies eat meatI find this extremely doubtful because Celestia finds savage species charming and is friends with the leaders of groups that are widely believed to eat ponies as well as actual legitimate monsters like Discord. Maybe Luna would have a problem with it although her teeth go pointy when she's NMM so she might front at having a problem with it but it could be an affectation to reassure ponies from a time when they were being eaten but I find it almost impossible that Celestia would.
>>43562098personally i'm of the opinion that luna loves fish and seafood in general having spent a good deal of her time in her youth fishing and slaying sea monsters
>>43562148>luna loves fish and seafood in generalThis is why she's my wife!
>>43562153fuck now i'm hungry for my mother's pesco salmon fillets. i should get the recipe from her one of these days while I still have the chance
Celestia is very very very pretty and she has the most boopable snoot
>>43562430>>43562430>>43562430
>>43562208True
>>43559097Get dem tiny-ass rump out of the way GOD DAMN!
>>43562433what
>>43562413rude horses
>>43562208>the most boopable snootindeed but to boop it you have to avoid getting booped first
>>43562874
>>43563542I'd smooch that hoof
>>43563542I want to get booped by Celestia.
>>43563964don't we all
Secret /Santa/ in 26 days. Anyone else joining?
>>43564496you bet your sun loving ass
Cely
>>43564496couldn't last year but I will this time
I want Celestia to hug me
>>43565262face-to-face or from behind?
>>43565338>face-to-face or from behind?How about both, Luna can join in too.
>>43565262I bet she's soft and warm.
>>43565521very soft
bros your not gonna fukken believe this
>>43565928fake and gay the sun doesn't shine in the british isles it's just rainy or overcast 24/7
see you guys at donut joes in a few decades when we all kick the bucket from age or global war
>>43565939does celly noy like them or what?
>>43566228She made the sun set on the British empire and their joint relationship has never been the same.
>>43566063Looking forward to it.
>>43566063Imagine how many of us would end up going there if it were true. We might outnumber normal ponies. Coffee supplies would dry up rapidly. There would be thousands or millions of waifufags trying to chat with every pony of choice. If we go, we should all be careful not to ruin what makes Equestria so desirable in the first place.
>You are Anon>Hiding in the bushes below her royal chambers>With instrument in hand, you will serenade her to gain her affection>You throw some pebbles at her window to get her attention>Any second she will appear at the window>Then you will sing to her...>Except, wait!>You forgot to write a song for her!Quickly Anon!What do you sing?
>>43566527I brought no instrument, I brought something more advanced
>>43566527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS_4Rfq9IXA
>>43566527OOKA CHAKAOOKA OOKA OOKA CHAKA
>>43566527Before I answer that, I'm gonna need a little context: what happened to make me think this was a good idea? Did Twilight mess something up? Cadance do something to me on purpose? Or have I just been at Granny Smith's special cider?
>>43566527>throw another pebble>Celestia opens the window>gets hit by pebble>not knowing a song is no longer the main issue
>>43567419>>not knowing a song is no longer the main issueCelestia could totally tank a--
>>43567419She’ll just fly out and kick you.
>>43567431she tanked that
>>43566527>>Hiding in the bushes below her royal chambersi thought that was a sex pun at first
>>43568498But this sex pun doesn't work with equine anatomy.
>>43568403one of her favorite seasons
>>43566527>My cum be your life source>And the only way to get it>Is to suck or fuck>Or be poor and devoid>And masturbate me>Masturbate me>Then slurp it from your hoof>Like a dry desert soaking up rain
>>43568815just imagine she's levitating upside down, or standing on her head
>>43568498it wasn't?
celestia infographic
>>43569654needs to be larger
>>43569795
>>43570010>tragedy ensues when the pilot yields to the voices in his head and attempts to fly the plane right up her winking marehood
>>43570188honestly understandable i would do the same
>>43570010
>>43566527STEP INSIDEWALK THIS WAYYOU AND ME BABEHEY HEYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqs4cMyMLnY
>>43566527IT'S GOT WHAT IT TAKES!SO TELL ME WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE?STRAIGHT FROM MY HEART!!OH, TELL ME WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE??
the anni...
>>43573112i love when ponies do that
>>43560738how many war crimes under her belt?
>>43573112She's too tall
>>43575998No, she is perfect
>The best night ever plays in the Anni>"I want you right behind me the entire evening, so we'll have plenty of time together."What DID she mean by this?
>>43578464Our groomer queen
>>43578464AWOOOOOOOGA SEX WITH PRINCESS CELESTIA UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!!!!
You have a date with Celestia, what do you do?
>>43578512>what do you do?I'm awoken from my dream by Luna who's furious I'm not dreaming of her instead
>>43578532
>>43578512I'd secretly take her to a small family restaurant, out in the countryside or generally away from prying eyes and paparazzi. Give her a chance to put down the crown and just be Celestia, the mare that I love, as we chat and laugh throughout the nightWhat happens after that? Well, who knows~
>>43578464the gala is boring so she is giving her a better view
I matched up with Princess Celestia but the mare that I met at the restaurant doesn't look anything like her profile picture... I mean, she's still pretty darn cute, but I thought I was gonna be seen in public with the princess...
>>43578682Golden feather is cute and very wise! As if she had lived for a long time!
>>43578682>>43578689i heard golden feather is a mare of loose moral fibre...
>>43578512>what do you do?it's 'wat do' you fucking newfaglurk moar
>>43578512Tell her about the Rohirrim, a people from my world who loved horses
https://pony.tube/w/eKuTrRU7fXcdhsgstYLnqC?start=17m46s
>>43578512if the place has a piano i would play a song for her
Halfway through the MLP movie, Princess Celestia fights off the villain and villains forces by herself while Stan Bush’s “The Touch” plays in the backgroun, then dies in a heroic sacrifice. Would kids and fans be angered by this?
I like to think that back in the day, they argued about which method is most appropriate.
>>43580059Yes because the villains sucked fucking ass
i love her
...... dumb fucking horse...
>>43582453now she can't get out
>>43582453>>43583284It's rape time
>>43582453She's doing that on purpose.
>>43584213she loves it
>>43585119>Celestia at perfect ponut eating height
>>43585119Perfect Height to ride her
>>43585691excellent
>>43585119
>>43574175ponycats
>>43588234so fluffy
>>43530222
>>43582453celestia getting stuck in odd places is not as uncommon as one would think
>>43591651>Celestia: Oh no, I hope no one takes advantage of me now!>...>"Write Fart box on her butt and leave">Celestia: Anon? What did you do? Where did you go? Come back here!
Made this for the Anni
>>43591651>Celestia: And as you can see, I am quite stuck>Anon: Literally only your face is through the gap>Celestia: Yes. Quite stuck indeed
>>43593817cutest little thing I seen all day, bless you
>>43593817so cute!
>>43566527>Pain Threshold [Challenging: Success]>You think of Rivers and Roads by the Head and the Heart. It reminds you of your family and your home and has gotten you through some hard times. You push through the hurt that comes with remembering and you sing with faith this song will help Equestria in her times of hardship as it has for you. >A few tears go down the side of your face as you sing, you want to cry because you're gone from home, but that can wait until you're done with the song.
*cough*
>>43593182It looks like Celestia has forgotten that she has a horn for a moment.
>>43596793the embarassment caused that
>>43582453>>43591651>>43593182>>43596793>>43597196>"A-anon, please! I got stuck... again">Sweet Celestia, this must be, what, the fourth or fifth time she's got herself stuck this week?"Alright alright, hold your horses, I'm coming">Man, if you didn't know any better, you'd say that she was doing this on... purpose...>You look over at her majestic wings, and remember that time she was stuck in a cattle grid, or at the bottom of a freshly dug hole, or->You take in her large hindquarters, which you've seen break through your doorframe AND stone wall, and gaze over at the two trees they are currently "stuck" between>You glance at her magical horn, which once got her trapped in your front gate, and remember that she could LITERALLY teleport at any time, to anywhere"...Do you like me saving you Celly?">Her embarrassed blush suddenly grows a shade darker as she turns her head away from you>"N-no">A faint giggle tells you all you need to know
bros your not gonna frickin believe this...
is the s4 finale the worst celestia has ever been written?>doesn't help twilight when she is doubting what her purpose is>the plan of using discord>not considering that he could betray them>the plan of giving all their magic to twilight >said plan also including doing nothing i guess? just staying hidden until tirek gets bored? >not considering that discord could sense twilight uses magic at any time>not destroying the window>not considering they could use twilight's friends to get her to give up magic>just brushing off discord's betrayal and assistance in stealing the magic i mean luna and cadance also didn't do any of that but this is more about celestia because its her thread
>>43598753Celestia has been badly written since S2 E2.
How would you spice up the Gala to keep it from being boring Anon?
>>43599741hire donut joes as catering just to watch the nobility seethe
>>43599741Little bit of ginger in her ponut
>>43600165Would also spice up the after-gala ponut eating session.
>>43599741I'll tell her about human stuff and what you guys think of Equestria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91FOX1SDiLI
>>43598908perhaps but i think s4 finale is the peak of that bad writting
>>43591651"Oh, Anon- Mommy's stuck in the gate again, Sunshine!">>43599741make a game of trying to work out which of the guests are actually changelings- bonus points if they turn out to be Chrysalis
>>43601213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghGiv7YLC7QSongs that remind you of her
>>43598345>"N-no"lmao, she's caught and cutepretty soon she'll be getting that large hindquarters stuck in the washing machine. I hope you'll know what to do then, anon
>>43598345what an odd but adorable fetish
>>43536729
>>43543706https://files.catbox.moe/2rd37c.mp4
>>43598345nice
Can Celestias magic cure disease?
>>43608957im sure she can, i just know it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3h94on_J_ATEEEEEEEEE AND AAAAAAAAAA
>>43610004lmao
>>43593817I made this for last years anni.>:i.ate.all.the.cake:
>>43611098Where does this whole meme template even come from?
>>43606114>You can call me a faggot all you want, Sunbuns. But it won't unfuck your sister OR your cake
>>43611847>or your cake?nah if you even tried it you'd be dead
>>43613156What is she doing there?
>>43614691Being there since the beginning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6sjFaSSQ9g
Daily reminder that Celestia is not real and the Sun is not the one moving, is the planet.
>>43616635Daily reminder to take your vitamin d. Everything you said is false.
>>43612355Unless she's secretly into that
>>43616635Wrong
Great episode, Great pony just like Celestia
>>43616635>Celestia denier is also an astronomical imbecile
>>43616635TRVTHNVKELunachads woncelestiacucks lost
>>43578512take her to a mexican place with spicy food
>>43617849Luna is not real either. The moon moves by itself.
>>43570428
>>43618685unf
>>43616621Cutie
give it to me straight, how smart is she?
>>43620849
>>43620849Immortality lets you get away with being dumb.
is it true?
>>43623361I fantasize that Celestia is basically omnipotent and the only time she ever lost a fight was when Luna first became Nightmare Moon, and also NMM reigned for a solid decade or two while Celestia uncovered the mysteries of the Elements of Harmony on her own in secret.>"but canterlot wedding--"Didn't happen in my fantasy. Nor did any other post-NMM Celestia loss.
>>43620849the smartest* yup, that's what i said
>>43625449me during the anni trying not to miss an episode
If Celestia is all powerful why does she just casually ignore her subjects, her species are prey for all sorts of bigger, scarier animals?
>>43627283cycle of life and shit
>>43623361it isi often fantasize about washing celly
what is your issue with horse play?
>>43623361>"It's a wonderful life" episode where Celestia is sad because she's playing on easy mode and still jobs>Wonders what if she never existed and Luna just got her job instead
>>43627283poor horse
last sunday of the anni, it was really fun
why is she like this? it makes me love her even more
Farts come out of that butt
>>43623361Somewhat, but don't overdue it.
>>43631987The fuck is this?
>>43632176it's celwstia and a small weird looking twilight
>>43632705>and a small weird looking it's called a "child"
>>43631987>showing God your stuffed animal
>>43632789well she is a weird child
>>43633950I would show her more
>>43633950>showing mum*
The archive tables are fixed now guys, sorry for leaving it broken for so long. If something needs fixed, I have an email in the bottom of the archive that you can reach me at. I'm not really sure why it broke after all these years, it's possible the tables were built incorrectly from day one and the renderer became more strict recently.
>>43631184Now where did my cake go?>Suspiciously cake shaped Celestia
>>43636185thanks
>>43637970
>>43636185being a while seeing that name
the anni is over, it was fun and i'm glad i was able to enjoy most of it again and all her episodes and moments too, still wish she had more
>>43623361Always has been
>>43639344even gently holding her hoof while i ask her to marry me?
>>43639344do dreams count? what if I fantasize about her at night, in an erotic fashion, and her sister sees us doing it? does that make it wrong?
>>43639864Majestic
>>43530222Friendly reminder Celestia would NEVER talk to humans, let alone marry one, she DESPISE them
>>43641046>Projecting misanthropic human
you are gay
>>43642867No I'm not, I'm anon!
>>43642924Then why does it say gullible on the ceiling? Curious.
oh shit it's back
for all intents and purposes my life is pretty good now and I'm pretty stable unlike alot of people recentlystill more than ever I want outta hereget me to equestria this planet sucksI'd even take getting turned into an earth pony if it meant I could get the fuck outta here (pegasus though please)
How do you imagine Celestia likes spending her days now that she’s retired?
>>43644528She doesn't spend her days retired because that's not canon.
>>43644528helping other ponies, doing something fun like what was shown in "between dark and dawn", baking with luna
>>43644528with her husband (me)
>>43645338so tall
>>43645543
>>43645338is this that japanese tall monster lady? or the re8 one?
>>43645907it's princess celestia
>>43645907She's a big girl.
>>43646183>>43646183>>43646183>>43646183
>>436461834U
>>43646940Her tail is NOT in the right place
>>43646940she is stalking
>>43646957The plug fell out.
>>43646183big pony*
>>43646940>PoV: you are cake
