Rat recs edish
>>127493222
>>127497730
BLASTINGS
early thread
>>127497758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ij6w3kfw0A&pp=ygUKdG94aWMgcGlzcw%3D%3D
Is this bleep?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlOe5VbwBjA
>>127497758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZf8Guu82yM
>>127497773This is the gayest shit ever but I'll allow it because I'm pretty fuckin gay myself
the stupid endless bickering makes me chuckle t b h
Ozzy being dead hurts a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Yci7e8gqo&list=OLAK5uy_lHluh2EZxP9cQBgPIu1cvCFLPX3fhBvV8
>>127497865I was sad at first but then I realized he's finally free from Sharon and reunited with Randy
>>127497874Sharon is a saintRowdy Roads was a fucking asshole
>>127497883This but the opposite
>>127497874Sharon is hot
>>127497893Sharon>saved Ozzy from himself, raised his kids, was always on his sideRanders>played guitar and drank and took drugsWow, yeah
>>127497893Shape-shifting reptilians are cold-blooded and have difficulty maintaining a cool body temperature in human form, especially under pounds of make-up
>>127497903retard
Hate to admit it, but Kelly Osbourne was my first crush. I often made scenarios up in my head where I would take Kelly to the movies or maybe have a nice picknick. I evem had a Kelly Tulpa for a few years. That all stopped when I found out she was dating that Slipknot retard.
>>127497928bruh
>>127497943She is a goddess, her along with Timberly killed millions of my future children.
>>127497943she's hotyour point?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tn6DrkMAuI&list=OLAK5uy_ne8YcfE52LfPsSUVuVk68CcH2e3tD2nkU
>>127497801We love footwork combined with breaks here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ojgntuhkdc
my band will save metal
>>127497982can't save what's already dead
>>127497952>>127497928>KellyBest part of this Troony, is I don't even know who you are talking about. God damn I love being me, imagine actually knowing who any of these irrelevant celebs are.
>"...what? Metal?">*laughs and walks away*how do you respond without sounding mad
>>127497758Liturgy (the based one)
What what the rodent split so quickly anyways? Was expecting his usual spam after his announcement. >>127498028Ask myself why I was speaking with a bicycle collector to begin with.
miss this 'lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
Kill yourselves
>>127498057What if we didWould you feel bad?
Pozzy's death was a benefit to metal and the planet as a whole.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzulxWjcK40
>>127497984metal was never more alive than nowadays
Why is every Saturday thread like this? Couple of queers.
>>127497988pretending to be ignorant won't make you cool
>>127498071Hecker found employment at the local gas-station and now has to fit all his weekly shitposting into the weekend
>>127498070Metal died a long time agoIts retarded cousin Metalcore has been pretending to be as cool, but everyone sees through the act and can tell Metalcore is just a lame retard
>>127498079>pretendingImagine this having to be the last line defense for the celeb-obsessed, literally he can't even IMAGINE someone not knowing who these irrelevant literally whos are. When I say /shredd1t/ are background characters, this stuff is exactly what I mean.
>>127498084>Metal died a long time agoI hate you fags almost as much as I hate the normalfags that think metal is for releasing anger
>>127497758Taking a leak in the Finnish woods while being very muscular core
>>127498105>posts a meme referencing an album from 1985Metal died a long time ago
>>127498105No one likes you or your stupid gay memes.
>>127498115>swole Wojak fapping innawoods
>>127498095on second thought I admit you are rightyou don't even ike or listen to metal, of course you don't know the daughter of one of the most famous guys in metal
>>127498134>you don't know Pozzy's entire family tree!?!?!?!?!?!? You must not listen to MUSIC.This is your mindset as a background celeb orbitor, TOP KEK.
>>127498134He's literally proud of being too fucking dumb to read that the last name was right there lol
>>127498140What does this off-topic post have to do with metal?
>>127498158Whoops, meant to reply to >>127498083
>Fill`er up, greasemonkey!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw&pp=ygUGenogdG9w
>>127498140>
>>127498211Right, unleaded
>>127498211I that Jinzy?
>>127498071cuz every hour of the day on a saturday is the hector vs linus power houratp they've probably communicated with each other about which homeless norweigan meth addict invented black metal more than they have with anyone in their own families
>>127498211Yeji got BLACKED???
>>127498223>Right, unleadedOh, you preferred the men on the right in that video? I'm sure you would want to have him pump you full, just like how my Anatolian boyfriend does each night after I spend my entire day posting kpop images here.
and krvsty again shows up out of NOWHERE
>>127498251Negru = Bongman = krvsty = Hectorit's all one schizo mastermind juggling multiple personalities
>>127498236>hector vs linusLove how Kucky shows up just to embarrass himself and show how out of touch he is with the general.
>>127498244Right on son, here's a nickel. Make those rims shine like diamonds.
>>127498211>>127498244https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2X1Q8Z7
you are all morons
>>127498262>Right on son, here's a nickel. Make those rims shine like diamonds.Whoops, meant to reply to >>127498083, love it when that German sissy gives me the ol elbow grease is you know what I mean hehe.
>>127498260>NOOOOOO WHY AREN'T YOU UP TO DATE WITH THE SCHIZOS IN SOME LITERAL WHO GENERALlmfao and you are the one talking about not spending your whole life here
RIP OzzyRIP KingCobra
>>127498295Never knew these guys died, thank you for the clique update
I don't like Tony Martin era of Black Sabbath. Not one banger
>Ugh you just don't fucking get it DAD. The interracial cuck porn is on my hard drive strictly for the purpose of owning the normalcattle on 4cuck /metal/.
>>127498305Your mum's a banger. A banger of dogs LOL
>>127498305Headless Cross is GOAT'd
>>127498291>SOME LITERAL WHO GENERALThis is the world famous shitheap known as /shreddit/ though?
When the retarded shitflinging starts, I just look at pictures of my metalfu pic related
>>127498316Bet your underwear smells like rotting shrimp.
>>127498327Local antifas have lost feet within the fleshly chasms of hector's bulging gunt
>>127498324imagine her sitting on your face
>>127498352BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>127498352>>127498361>her face when
so far, anything good from this year?
This is a good EP
>Yeah, trust us babe, your lead single music video for your 1st solo album should definitely have a shot of you in a push-up bra >it just does ok???
>>127498394what if the band was all black guys and it was called nigga mortis
>>127498394looks like a /metal/ meetup
>>127498387Yes. Shan't be sharing it with THIS thread however.
Fuck this shit man
>>127498438Death valley?
>>127498446>even hotter than Death Valleydesert metal for this feel?
>>127498446rolling 4 phoenix >>127498387i'm listening to this and like it so farhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icB-my5uwzU
>>127498438>>127498452how about you use civilized units?
A band releases an album and Black Metal Promotion uploads it, 13K viewsNext release a year later from same band on their own channel, 78 views
>>127498476>0°C weather>fairly cold>100°C weather>all life on Earth deadWow, nice fuckin thermometer you got there
>>127498498>1 kgtoo small for human weight>1000 kgtoo large for human weightI can be a retard too
Are we ready to discuss the fact that Neige’s vocals on Dueil angoisseus are the worst thing ever recorded and completely ruin the song?
>>127498515>100°C>1000kgNice try
>>127498515>too small for human weightperfect barbell for (You)
Holy based on every single level
>>127498567MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>127498564>muh liftingenjoy wasting your time lifting things and putting them down, I'd rather further my general knowedge
>>127498570kek
>further my knowledge>on /meal/
>>127498572leave the hall
On rotation this evening:>Razor - Violent Restitution>Mastodon - Crack the SkyeNever listened to either of these but they're both massively hyped up so shit should be interesting.Also I want to point out the fact Epica majorly fucking sucks and the fact that Simone is a 10/10 goddess doesn't make up for horrendous songwriting.
>corsette hags with their flab held tightly contained waiting to explode everywhereThe castle rat queen I hope starts a new trend and we can put the hags to bed.
>>127498689>doesn't like soaring, operatic vocals accompanied by a literal symphonic orchestra, which manages to take backseat to metal riffing>doesn't like huge mommy milkers spilling out of corsettes
>>127498724>the symphonic orchestra:
Hmmm...
Within Temptation are pretty much the only corsetcore band out there. Well, *metal* corsetcore anyways – Evanescence are really damn good but they straddle nu-metal at best.
>>127498770*the only good corsetcore band out there (imo)
>>127498778They've been radio rock garbage for 2 decades
>>127498794What the fuck
>>127497730>Rathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27NMF6u14DU have some cheese Ratt
>>127498815R I F F Shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_TAHElTp3g&list=RDR_TAHElTp3g&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Ratt-Topic
>>127497874>reunited with Randyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrECR8daZPg
Castle Rat
Industry Plant
>>127498794Their last good album was in 2011 but yeah my point still stands, the majority of the genre sucks.
>>127498829posted wrong gif, my bad
why is it always the weirdos who are into eupm
>>127498859
>>127498869This movie was such shit. I don't get what the hype is about.
>>127498869>>>127497874>>reunited with Randyyes, you absolutely do know what you're talking about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tGt3yefz4M
>>127498724>huge
>>127498901those are IRL big anime tiddies
>>127498907they aren't even big let alone hugeit's just a push up bra
>>127498939>it's just a push up braanon... remind me what meme genre they play
based or cringe?
symphonic crust punk
>>127498952Wankmaster General
Satanic Warmaster General
cuddling under the sheets with Werwolf
>>127499057>all that soft, white skin Vgh...Finnish twinks must be protected at all costs!
>>127499075why do you faggots call everyone a twink who isn't 300 lbs
>>127499075>twinklook at those curves tho
>>127497758Only on the first song and this already sucks.
>>127499132It's /mu/-core
>>127499132The number 1 rule I learned about prog metal is that if it isn't Symphony X, it sucks
>>127498832Correct.
>>127499146I wasn't aware Mastodon were considered prog.
>>127499182Well now you areand modern prog is gay
>>127499191You're gay, you fucking guy.
>>127499256Flower metal gay or Sleep Token gay?
>>127499278What the fuck is flower metal?
>>127499282stupid fucking zoomer doesn't even know meme tags from the yesteryearI bet you also have no clue what norsecore is
Wolves in the Throne Room
night
Serbiacore
>>127497768So creepy looking
finna heem
>>127499349Day
>>127499132Not metal
Ky-voom
Where the fuck is /prog/I don't wanna hang out with you queers
>>127497768Is this a Korean wtf
>>127499635You mean /xxr/
>>127497758https://youtu.be/6rE8b5_8hfs
>>127497758
MODS
>>127497758he seems sad :(
>>127500209hahaha real metalfag
What are some “barely not metalcore” bands
blackened stoner sludge
let's face it, that was metal
>>127498394>>127498431me on the left
>>127498567>>127498570I was just thinking about this earlier today
>>127500426liar
This is pretty fucking awesomehttps://youtu.be/IBMVGwZYtBQ
>>127499005Amebix put symphonics on the version of Chain Reaction on Reduxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t46_3S5h0SI
>>127500256This really starts off strong
Currently blasting Nirvana.
>>127497758>>127497758It's uphttps://youtu.be/S5LEm21t5_o?si=x3GtTwOVdTjAnzcE
The wolves in the throne room just roke up
Day of the Rope - Glorious Victory Through the Triumph of Warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDm6xfddjVY
>>127500757And they're gay and have AIDS (also they're albino).
>>127500312elaborate
>>127500771Just your typical wolves
>>127494955
>>127500904Shreddit IQ strikes again
Thompson
>>127499132their 2000s post-sludge peak was Leviathan and their discog peak was Blood Mountain, everything after BESIDES THE HUNTER (the song not the album) is trash not worth listening to
>>127501099I'm both retarded and high I meant to say The Curl of the Burl I forgot the name of the song
>>127501099Once More 'Round the Sun is their last good album.
>>127501185keep telling yourself that you gutslut
for me it'sDissonant Thrash MetalTechnical Sludge MetalProgressive Nu MetalAvant-Garde Doom MetalAtmospheric Groove MetalDepressive Suicidal Death Metal
>>127501390A ratthew classic
>>127501405
>>127501340VectorCar Bomb"3 Dolla Bill Yall" by the Limp, pimpVed Buens EndeNEXT!MeshuggahAnd apparently The Black Dahlia Murder
>>127497758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUuTL0lI65w
>>127501405>>127501415Thank you for the cliquespam.
>>127497758Mornin' /meal/
>>127501495Did you just rake up?
>>127501588That's a scythe, not a rake. Are you stupid?
>>127501588Been roked upwards bout two hours ago
>>127497773wtf i love bleep now
>>127501712Terrible tune lmao
Is this bleep?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1qeQgI8NJ4
>>127501760Boring but yeah
Aesthetically, this is black metal: vocals are reminiscent of Dead and Quorthon's screeches, the guitars are distorted and drenched in reverb Burzum style, the drummer utilizes a blast beat and plays in busy rhythms, and the band's logo and lyrics reek of black metal.The music itself however, is typical speed/death metal riff hybrids that at best remind of a riff that wasn't good enough to be on Carnage's Dark Recollections and at worst, Entombed rhythms in harmonic minor chord voicings.This is stocky, rigid, rhythmic 'bounce black metal' like Satyricon, Ulver, early Dimmu Borgir, Therion and later day Immortal.The Somberliar is not black metal.Speed metal dressed up to appear like death metal, itself dressed up to appear like black metal. The songs don't develop in any meaningful way, being nothing more than groove riff after groove riff interrupted by blasting or thrashing on rare occasions to remind you they're speed death black metal. Without any sense of song craft or theme being elaborated upon in the music, The Somberliar quickly devolves into a garbage plate of generic mosh fare that might be fun to see live if you're drunk, deaf and incontinent.
>>127501979Is this Castle Rathttps://youtu.be/-DX8DoxNlM0?si=wTFsZGjZDVR3AZGg
>>127501993Yes
>>127502013
>>127498794Sorry i had to laugh at that.
>>127502036I've actually seen castle rat live and can't remember anything about the music, rat had a nice ass, tho. So it really might as well be.
https://loadedradio.com/metal-music-popularity-2025-mainstream-comeback/
>>127502077Metal will never die!!!
>>127501956Nobody cares about this dumb Sombreroler album
Is this kino?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPiESr7s-Q
Summoning Bongman
>>127502138Correct
black metal doesn't get better than this
List of Metal Genres sorted by 2025 popularity. festival presence, streaming, etc*1. Metalcore2. Nu-Metal3. Death Metal4. Black Metal5. Thrash Metal6. Progressive Metal7. Doom Metal8. Power Metal9. Symphonic Metal10. Folk MetalMetal and it's subgenres are the 6th most popular genre of 2025 and are the fastest growing.**take with a grain of salt.
>>127502270metal being fastest growing genre is depressingkeep normies out of good music
>>127502303>metal>good music
>>127502303Metal has become umbrella term for hard rock bands that have the metal aesthetic and modern metal -like production, but it has nothing to do with metal
Genre Popularity Ranking (2025, based on streaming and cultural presence, which here means - concerts, festivals, television appearances etc.)1. Pop 2. Hip-Hop/R&B 3. Rock (including emo and post-punk)4. Electronic/Dance 5. Country 6. Metal (fastest growing)7. Latin 8. K-Pop 9. Lo-Fi 10. Neo-Soul
>>127502303Gonna change nothing since the shit I listen to won't get more clicks even if disney makes their new teen idol fad "metal"
>>127502154>>127502138>Warriors of the sea>Riding forever free>For all eternity>Warriors of the sea>Warriors of the sea>Now we're forever freeExtremely comfy song. But im esl, so shouldn't the lyrics be "Sailing forever free" rather than "Riding"?
Metal music albums sales declined by 22% between 2018 and 2022.*13% of all 2025 releases are metal and are not driven by major industry backing (grassroots).*https://gitnux.org/music-genre-statistics/
Eyes full of angered illusionHiding in every daydreamSo I found that life is just a gameBut you know there's never been a winnerTry your hardest, just to be a loserThe world will still be turning when you're gone
any new dissodelights?
>>127502493
>>127502463my first Sabbath song. those lines give me warm nostalgia
>>127502965>warm nostalgiaAs in you just crapped and pissed your diaper?
>>127497730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-76JeiGAMgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPiESr7s-Q>Warriors of the sea>Riding forever freewhy is this so based?she is based
>>127503144Doro is so fucking based
>>127503144Not metal.
>>127501979whooaa haha booba on the cover 0_0
>>127498778Early Nightwish mogs Within Temptation what the fuck is wrong with you
Good morning losers
thoughts on Mayhem's experimental dissoblack era? Grand Declaration of War-Esoteric Warfare
>>127503683Dissodiaperdisaster of the highest order.
>>127503683Grand Declaration doesn't sound disso to me... it's just black metal. I haven't listened Chimera
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Best Mayhem album
>>127503683I think Chimera is great.
>>127497758/metal/ approved hardcore
>>127503962too many rock tunes, not enough metal, that's why their debut was the best
best metal from Slovakia?
>>127502437maybe she thought riding (on?) the wind...
I'd still fuck Doro
>>127502842if the album has a cover like this I'll never listen
>>127504075I like ceremony of silence
I've got the midas toucheverything I touchturns to goldI've got the midas touchbaby let me touch your body and your soul
can AI write good lyrics?
>>127504177AI would never write something as masterful as this
>>127504219written by this thing?
>>127504235do NOT disrespect him/herhe is a beloved and respected hero of /metal/
>>127504075You just posted it, but picrel is up there
>>127502181It's pretty good but peak Vothana is obviously superior to Volksraad
>>127504235The Jute Gyte of consonant metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPiESr7s-Q>Warriors of the sea>Riding forever free>For all eternity>Warriors of the sea>Warriors of the sea>Now we're forever free>For all eternity>Warriors of the seabasado
>>127504380what are your favorite vothana clones?I like the japanese/brazilian one the most
>>127504556Reddit
>>127504235>why, hello, fellow antifa females!
>>127504606Virgin
>>127504606Spreadit
>>127498028>checks pants for wallet and phonewhew that was close.
>>127498118it didn't though
>>127498428LOL
morning
>>127498476The Metric system was invented by uncivilized people though, French revolutionaries who killed people for political gain.
>>127504861better than staying an obedient cuck like (you)
Discharge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPiESr7s-Q>Warriors of the sea>Riding forever free>For all eternity>Warriors of the sea
would you rather:listen to metalcorelisten to nu-metal
>>127505288metalcore
>>127505246>>127504398The reason I prefer this Doro's song to >>127503683 Mayhem's "Grand Declaration" is that it just seems much more honest metal than that later MayhemManiac read lots of Nietzsche and based the lyrics on Grand Declaration on those philosophical writings... he went to the deep end in terms of lyricsWhile Doro's song is just much more simple and straightforward. It's just a "Hey, lets make a cool pirate metal song!" and it works. The lyrics are not complex, just about the warriors on the sea sailing free in the uncharted waters. No need for some dead philosophers, just pure Pirates of Caribbean kino
>>127504398>>127505246pirate metal?
great, another retard forcing a new meme
>>127505352Mercyful Fate made a kino pirate song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD4xTRaHCoU
>>127505374do you like rvnning wild
>>127505392Early Running Wild, Port Royal and Under Jolly Roger... haven't listened their post 80s stuff
>>127505801Is this the same artist on cover art who did the early Fates Warning artwork?
>>127504219Reminds me of that Dobson cartoon kekHe saw some alpha chad in an Absurd shirt, did absolutely nothing about it except seethe like the fat pussy he is, and instead wrote a seethe-cringe song.
Listening to the 2019 remaster for Poison's Into the Abyss.Might actually be worse than the original.Doesn't sound like they were actually trying to improve the quality; just make it sound like a completely different production.Weird.
LET THE DEVIL IN LET THE DEVIL IN
>>127505827>alpha chad>in an Absurd shirtlollmao
>>127505875>>alpha chad>>in an Absurd shirt>lol>lmao
>>127505883>no uchudcel iq strikes again
>>127505875>>127505883>>127505947you finish fighting?
>>127505883Accurate.
>>127506135I already slayed the chud with my first reply
>>127506342HEIL
Castle and the Rats
Total Rat Death
The Great Kat
>>127506342Correct.
I'm seeing Conan tonight.
>>127506848Say hello to Andy Richter
>>127506848Why
Jutes and Gytes
metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82BdPbzsbq4&pp=ygUSc2VsZiBpbXBvc2VkIGRlY2F5
open a new thread
>>127507133i don't feel like doing it you do it
>>127507099>those mouth movementsokay that's literally a humanoid bug beast
>>127507162no you do it im embarrassed
>>127507196>>127507196>>127507196NEU
>>127507204early
>>127507204>>127507202oops, 2 threads... we fucked up
>>127506885Loud guitar good
>>127507204>>127507215Both shit OPs. I hate you
