How come there's no real zoomer musicians? None of them have star power or talent.
>>127604671>star powerthe absolute state of this board
>>127604671They're aging out of music performance now. Maybe the youngest ones have a chance, but it's over for the 30 year old zoomer.
>>127604700praying for the failure of those younger than you is rather sad innit
>>127604671They cant make music or play instruments or sign they think music is acting
>>127604671Yes.
ive been collabbing with a zoomette, shes a singer songwriter. she can play, and has some generic voice, but the main problem is ive seen zooms dont have a discourse, they dont feel like they got a motive to do what they do, they seem stuck in a weird post pandemic depression limbo, which will take decades to make sense of and dismount successfully. they say shit like "borrowed nostalgia" all the time, they got no God but neither philosophers of their own generation, thats really going headless through life.
>>127604695fpbp
>>127604671SombrConan Gray2hollisSteve LacyLil Nas XBenson Boone
>>127605787Life lessons. Painful.
>>127605812those are for sure letters arranged in a sequence
Shawn MendesThe Kid Laroi
>>127604671they are all in the fucking phones watching brainrot man
>>127604671Because we are all fucking retards.>t. Zoom zoom with room temperature IQ (in Fahrenheit, I am not retarded enough for Celsius).I would get into DJing, but I have no sense of rhythm.
>>127604671Billie Eilish and Finneas aren’t real musicians? They literally revolutionized music.
>>127606365pretty much, I kind of wish I would have picked up the guitar earlier than I did instead of spending all my time watching goyslop on youtube.
>>127606447Never heard of either. Male musicians are hardly ever mainstream these days.
>>127605812I unironically love Steve Lacy, but the rest of the list is truly abysmal.Personally, I also really like Mk.gee - yet he's somehow both extremely popular with the Zoomers but completely unknown to the rest of society. You never see his music mentioned here, despite hundreds of YouTube videos dedicated to recreating his sound, analyzing his music, etc.
>>127606533>"his sound">recreating and analyzing itWho would have guessed zooms would be captivated by corny soft rock.
>>127605255They are a bunch of Nazi dipshits, I hope they fail and fall into a deep misery
>>127605812>>127605872Musicians. I guess Tim Henson is a zoomer IDK
>>127604671>blocks your path
>>127606563>zoomer>NaziI see more hammer and sickles these days than anything else when I am out and about at Uni (don't question how I got in).
>>127604700when zoomies start hitting late 20s and early 30s we're going to see the biggest suicide epidemic in history
>>127606564>Tim HensonHe’s a millennial
>>127606447I have serious doubts those 2 are under 30
>>127604671Nigger, there were zoomer musicians 10+ fucking years ago:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR46jrwnhXY
>>127606571Stop shilling yourself, dudeI mean you were ok with black midi but don't get ahead of yourself with that salsa bullshit
>>127606473how old, if you are under 25 there's still chance but hurry up
>>127606634I picked it up at 17 on my own and am 26 now. Took lessons very early on, but never practiced due to wanting to play vidya and watch sóytubers yell at their computer screens instead.
>>127606580Yes, at uni, the one place ever where people are like that
>>127606666This nigga conjuring Satan with his guitar.
>>127604671top zoomer artists on Spotify:Billie EilishXXXTentacionOlivia RodrigoShawn MendesJuice WRLDCamila CabelloSabrina CarpenterKhalidPop SmokeYoungBoy Never Broke AgainPolo GYNW MellyLil Nas XKodak BlackConan GrayRoddy RicchLil Yachty Trippie ReddZara LarssonMåneskinmillennials:Taylor SwiftEd SheeranThe WeekndAriana GrandeDrakeJustin BieberBruno MarsRihannaAdeleImagine DragonsSelena GomezLana Del ReyPost MaloneDua LipaKendrick LamarBeyoncéLady GagaTravis ScottOne DirectionKaty Perry
>>127606675Then tell me where the 20-something fascists are? And don't tell me trade school, as none of my tradie buddies have seen it either.
>>127606687>Zoomersliterally whos>Millennialsthree names I recognize and then a ton of literally whos
>>127606690/pol/, where hundreds of thousands of zoomers post
>>127606687Only Billie Eilish has any good songs in the zoomer list. Six (6) of the millennials do. Clear winners.
>>127606732You know what, I do not even have a comeback for that...I thought that was India though, a buddy who is in art college sent me some pics of one who tried hitting on her. The swastika is part of their culture, after all, even if it has a different meaning.
>>127606549I mean, that is the overall sound yes. A misremembered pastiche of 1980s soft rock. But that's been ton plenty of times.It's more specifically his guitar tone, which is extremely gnarly and undesirable. Yet he somehow convinced legions of kids they need that sound. JHS pedals even just released a new stompbox recreating the tape machine that Mk.gee uses for his ugly, distorted tone. They mention him by name, it's almost like his own signature pedal.
>>127606687How is Chappell Roan not on here?
>>127606732can't tell if it's bait or not but anyway according to MechaHitler:Communism: ~13.6–17 million U.S. Gen Z sympathizers (20–25%).Nazism: ~340,000–680,000 U.S. Gen Z sympathizers (0.5–1%).
>>127606706you're probably too old to say things like "literally whos" (it's "literal whos" btw)
>>127604671same in actingthe death of charismaIt's a crisis in Hollywood -- no one under 40 who can open a movie, which is a HUGE problem.they're trying to figure out whymany blame socials: people communicating indirectly via phones, instead of directly/personally
Jace Cameron is zoomer and his debut album is good toohttps://youtu.be/H2Gn0UGuo8o
>>127606687>top zoomer artists on Spotify:SOME CHARISMA>Billie Eilish>Shawn Mendes>millennials:OLD-SCHOOL HUGE CHARISMA:>Justin BieberSOME CHARISMA:>Taylor Swift>The Weeknd>Ariana Grande>Drake>Bruno Mars>Lana Del Rey>Lady Gagapretty grim future there
>>127607024movies stars stopped being a thing like 20 years ago when hollywood went full capeshit
>>127606912like Beyonce, she gets a ton of MEDIA attention but not many people actually listen to herTOTAL GLOBAL STREAMS - SpotifyTOP 5 + A Sampling of ArtistsJune 30, 2025DRAKE..............116,258,330,201Taylor Swift.........106,061,229,197Bad Bunny...........102,138,671,039The Weeknd.........81,377,226,928Justin Bieber..........61,247,116,977Ed Sheeran............58,185,470,972 Ariana Grande........57,674,425,818Eminem...................57,607,934,901Travis Scott..............57,333,153,897Kanye West............. 56,011,033,958Post Malone............. 50,118,866,567Billie Eilish..................49,137,208,287Kendrick Lamar.......... 48,783,350,947Future..........................46,726,777,689Bruno Mars..................44,839,417,111BTS..............................43,856,030,225Ozuna.......................... 41,821,358,868Coldplay........................39,694,153,465Nicki Minaj.....................39,139,696,158Dua Lipa........................37,144,223,653XXXTENTACION...........36,909,108,839Imagine Dragons...........35,962,250,118Anuel AA........................33,520,950,001Rauw Alejandro..............33,579,169,340 Beyonce..........................30,716,292,960Feid.................................28,979,292,689J Cole..............................28,418,350,303Shawn Mendes...............26,685,746,044Olivia Rodrigo..................22,684,541,763Junior H...........................19,992,907,543$uicideboy$......................18,067,028,608Arcángel...........................17,808,178,848Sabrina Carpenter.............16,219,619,473Stray Kids..........................11,055,064,040TWICE...............................10,051,764,370Seventeen............................7,315,629,836Gracie Abrams......................6,746,330,436NewJeans.............................6,388,783,856Tomorrow X Together............5,833,601,762>Chappell Roan.....................5,773,195,941
>>127607073now that people are getting tired of capeshit and multiverseslop they're fucked cuz there are no stars anymore
>>127607131If there are no stars because of capeshit it doesn't mean that there's no stars forever period, especially since capeshit is obviously on decline. They'll be back.
Too preoccupied with politics. It’s been building up since like 2012 but the retardation EXPLODED in 2020.
Sabrina Carpenter is Gen ZShe already has superstar status
Streaming statistics aren't correlated to sort of being a star. Think of some viral songs like Dance Monkey, or Anxiety
>>127606533>Mk.gee>extremely popular with the Zoomersno one knows who tf this is including zoomers, he's not even in the top 8,000 on Spotify while these >>127606687 are top 300
>>127607387>zoomers invented one-hit wonders
>>127607131tbf the lack of movie stars is far from being the biggest issue with movies of the last 10 years
>>127606666story of my fuckin life
>>127607387One hit wonders always existed tho
>>127606563>>>/r/ope, leftshit
>>127605754>but neither philosophers of their own generationand no, the Buttles and Zimmerman were not philosophers of their generation or philsophers of anything for that matter contrary to what Rolling Stone Magazine told you
>>127607193>no stars forever periodthis is exactly what they're actually worried about thothe youngest guy with real charisma is Bieber and he's nt an actor.after him it's probably Ryan Gosling and he'll be 45 this yearthey tried pushing Zendaya, Chalamet, et al but people aren't biting>>127607532that's true but if they ever get those things fixed they either need a name that brings people to the theatre or a new model for movie success.
>>127607829>tried pushing ZemfiraКaкoй ceйчac гoд? 2000?
>>127604671DoechiiRavyn LenaeJoey Valence & BraeIcytwatTelepath
>>127607099SPOTIFY metric, really? if ur gonna use metrics use all the streaming platforms combined w physical sales so you can get ACTUAL statistics. this is so bias bro.
>>127604671Why are you obsessed with zoomers?
>>127606447>They literally revolutionized music.
asdf
>>127608665He has literally been doing shit for 15 years man.
>>127607760Fuck off Beatles boyband spammer.
>>127604671millennial gangstalkers
>>127604671YHWH NailgunLifeguardUniversityall zoomer bands making fantastic modern rock music
>>127604671Why does the average /mu/fag only listen to radio slop?
>>127610681damn you have no answer thats sad
>>127610891All my favorite musicians are in their 40s.
>>127611024so? i didnt ask my diaper is hanging out one side
>>127604671Because literally 100 zoomers are capable of playing instruments and half of them are here.
>>127610891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBPdU57antg
>>127611092Instruments are boring and sound the same.
>>127606944Literally what?
>>127611092music is thankfully inherent in every human to a greater or lesser degreeI am sure Elon Musk 1/3 will claim he owns syncopation or harmony or something but that's the neat thing you can play music and noone can stop you
>>127604671Im a Zoomer we cant play instruments. I no cap fr fr didnt even have a Music Class in middle school yes Public School i just want to kill myself and that is not enough to make music to. I have the theme "wanting to unironically kill myself" as many before me but not the talent to express the feeling.
>>127607071anon bruno mars sucks beyond any description, ariana grande is not far behind, and taylor and lana suck within descriptioni don't like any zoomer artists that i know of but this thread is being too generous to millennials
>>127604671Zoomers don't do anything there's no local young scene anywhere in the states even clubs and bars are doing horribly, social media killed that whole generation. It does stink because society definitely needs the youngest adult generation to drive the music industry
>Geordie Greep>Cameron Winterapologize
OP lightin’ these kids up.
>>127613106Cameron Winter is poster boy for talentless zoomers. Greep is their only hope now that the new Shame sucks.
>>127611122yeah just fart into a chase bliss pedal instead
feel like zoomers self-sabotaged with age-obsession, which exacerbates their already short longevity.
>>127611092But they can't play barre chords because it hurts their fingers
>>127611511>elon muskholy rent freecaptcha: SNSDH
>>127605754You're a pedophile
>>127604671Travis ScottPlayboi CardiCharlie xQcThe list goes on and on.
>>127607347>Sabrina Carpenter is Gen Z>She already has superstar statustook like 10 years of astroturfing to finally pay off with that fuck ass “Espresso” song last year… and the fall off this year is going to be MONUMENTAL… it’s an unsustainable model, anon.
>>127606617Him and his band are one of the greatest live acts of all time.
there's me. mark my words
>>127604671Gen Z is almost over, the oldest are almost 30. Culture changing artists peak at 27.>>127607347>Sabrina Carpenter>alreadycame out of the disney machine, more than a decade of grinding
>>127619601Espresso is a good song.
>>127607099
>>127606687https://youtu.be/haf0z6b6O6k
>>127618740The only one there that counts is Carti and he's a zillenial already there for a decade
