I'll take the money from your hand I'll spend an ocean filled with expenses No funder, please don't go This economy is making me restlessLet the trust fund fill the air Let it fill our pockets with cash We'll be memorized by our paper trail But our financial needs will survive Na na na na naNa na na na naNa na na na na Will we survive?
Song for Spent Funds: Now this cash is untrueAnd these assets are a lie And my liabilities are an emptiness That burns through my money And this economy will slide down Down into the sea And when this fund is spent No man will breathe One word, of ignorance, for meSo bury your trust fund in expenses with meAnd lay your assets out for the sun to consume, mmmmm Now the fund bleeds cold hard cash Into my open hands But my pockets bleed money And they swallow expenses And we'll walk to the casino Where we'll lose all we're worth And my fate, it's no question Every fundee is broken beneath the same, unholy, cuuuurse So bury your funds in expenses with me And lay your assets down for the sun to burn to sand
The Most Wasted Fund: And someone was here before me And they took the possibility away And without any control or freedom The expenses were laid down in this way And so my mind is slowly devoured By the greed to which it succumbsAnd in the end I'm left with nothing Except the memory of spending my whole trust fund And where are you now, my most wasted fund? mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmmThe light shows the expenses on the balance sheet And my hand as it reaches to touch The evidence of greed and addiction to spending And a mind which was never thrifty enough I saw the sun rise in an ancient desertWhere this moment was first forecastAnd the black water was as thick as blood And my bank account, it was full of cashAnd where are you now, the most massive, all consuming fund I ever spent?mmm mmm mmmAnd where are you now, my wasted, irretrievable fund?
AND I AM THE FUND I RISE ABOVE THE DEBT AND WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT I PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL
testing 1,2,3..well... well fuck, I mean, I just don't know what to sayvery glad to be here with you tonighthere to talk to you about some things, that I know a great deal abouteveryone knows that you are fundedand everyone knows that I am fundedbut, does everyone know that you are more funded than me?well I know that, and you know that, but our purpose is to tell everyone thattake for instance, the time you went to the bathroom to take a showeryou had soap, you had a towel, shampoo, wash cloth, a brush... everything was setbut you had to call your servant to come turn on your water for you, you were too spoiled to do it yourselfthat is one instance of how funded you area second instance of how funded you are, you was going to cook you some breakfastnow you went in there and you put some toast in the toaster, put the skillet on the stove with some grease in it got some eggs out and some baconpoured you some orange juice made you some coffee, got some jelly and some butter, fried eggs salt and pepper got the bacon all ready...everything was fineexcept for one thingyou had to call your servant in there to use your fork for younow a third instance the way you're funded, you got dressed, ready to go to school, everything was finewent outside got in your car... key in the ignition...except for one thing...you had to call in your servant to come show you...
sell off the assetssell off the stockssell of the bonds get rid of the propertiesget rid of the propertiesheartache to heartache heartache to heartache fund to fund
fundi need a fucking fund
MY FUND IS RISING IN MY BANK ACROSS THE STREETLET IT COME RIGHT IN, LET THE FUNDS COME INLET THE FUNDS IN, LET IT COME IN
nobody gives me money like my dadwith his fundnobody establishes trust funds like my dadin a bank
inheritance should fit the childnothing beats $1.3 billion
somewhere through the frozen assetssomewhere within the bank of israel lies a trust fund, absorbing bills and debt my father's whole estate, feeding me for free
>focusing on his trust fund status rather than the fact that he's a shitty musician who never made any good music
>>127701975Sex offender piece of shit
>>127701975
YOU GIVE ME MONEY YOU'RE SUPERIOR I DON'T EXIST YOU CONTROL ME YOU'RE CORRUPTYOU'RE DEFORMEDYOU DEFORMYOU DEFORM Y'FUND ME Y'FUND ME Y'FUND ME Y'FUND ME FUND ME FUND ME I WORSHIP I WORSHIP YOUR LIQUIDITY YOUR LIQUIDITY YOUR LIQUIDITY YOUR LIQUIDITY
>>127701975Watch out OP, Michael is very trigger happy on the cease and desists
>>127715415lol
>Fund - Holy MoneyAbout Michaels disgust towards his own greed and dependency on his trust fund>Children of the Trust Fund - The Trust Fund WorldSame as the earlier stuff but with songs about the joy and comfort that his trust fund brings to him>Trust Fund from the Estate of Dad - The Great InheritorAt this point Michael has blown all of his trust fund and deeply regrets it, the unfairness of the situation (to him) causes him to have a nihilistic outlook and he spends these albums ruminating on the cruelness and emptiness of the universe and self pitying over his mistakes>Soundtracks for the Trust Fundintrospective concept album about his life before the trust fund was completely spent, supposed to cover all the nuances of the life of a fundee, beginning with the ritual transferring of the funds (Red Bank Vault Corridor) and ending with the eventual resignation to the fact that his life as a fundee is over (Insolvent Drone)>My Father Will Fund Me - PresentMichael has completely lost his mind at this point and religiously believes that there will be a second coming of his trust fund, songs like Oxygen are him hopefully imagining the future where the fund comes back ("I can spend again") while others like Bring the Fund are outright worship songs devoted to the fund
>I Was a Trust Fund in Your Bank
alright you anons are going to have to explain to me why you're still obsessed with making these trust fund copypastas about Gira after 10 fucking yearseven if he was richer than he proclaims to be (which I doubt, making niche noise/drone rock and neofolk for autists isn't exactly the most lucrative path out there and even if his old man was wealthy before he passed it doesn't mean much of that wealth might have gone to Gira. impression I got is he was estranged from him for most of his life) does that really affect the quality of the music?
Yup, son. No apologies. Enjoy my money.
>AAAAGGHH STOP STEALING MY MUSIC!!!>uploads full albums to streaming services for free?
>>127718307>anonsIt's just one autist who found an obsession to sperg about.
>>127719163there's no way it's been literally just the ONE schizo doing it for a decade straight
>>127719210Well, there may be some newfags who start doing it because they think it's "le board culture" but even them get bored quickly.
>>127719232Because Swans is that boring.
FUND ME NOWWW…I SPEND ALL THE TRUST FUND
not funny didn't laugh
>>127718307most of his music is about his trust fund
>>127716413>open my email this morning >see this what the fuck? how did he even find my email?
Trust fund buggy
>>127721468He tapped his father's Mossad connections. Anon, your phone and all other electronic devices are compromised. You need to build a farraday cage
bump
>>127715388the later is true too>>127719163it isn't only one. back in the days of ip counters, its the clearest proof.
>>127718307see >>127717411he's written countless songs about his trust fund
>>127701975This is what trust fund babies physically look like.
