Anonymous
09/11/25(Thu)10:54:36 No.127710681

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Anonymous 09/11/25(Thu)10:54:36 No.127710681

Brian Wilson had been madly in love with the girl of his dreams for years. He had hoped to one day express his feelings to her and build a romantic relationship, but his dreams were shattered when he found out that Mike Love had stolen her away. Brian was filled with rage and sorrow, and he cried for five days straight.

In a fit of anger, Brian shaved his head bald, bought a trenchcoat and an AR-15, and drove to a nearby elementary school. Then, he drove to a nearby elementary school and opened fire on a group of first graders in a random classroom. The gun blasts splattering the white board with red, each fearful scream was neutralized one by one until there was nothing left but the sounds of their blood gushing out all over the floor.

As he made his way out of the room, Brian was confronted by a special Ed kid who was determined to stop him. Brian tackled him to the ground and spread the kid's brains all over the floor, then fills the rest of his body with lead as Brian has a beaming smile on his face.

Brian then made his way to the girl's P.E. locker room and, with absolutely no mercy, he rained bullet hell over all the women inside angrily screaming "WOMEN ARE ALL FUCKING WHORES!!", except for one girl who was so hot that Brian pointed his gun at her and forced her to get on the ground so he could have sex with her. He breathed heavily as he raped her, finally getting the intimacy he so craved all his life. He forces her to say "kiss me and say you love me!", which she complies, which prompts him to blow his load inside her. After he was done, Brian said "time to die..." and shot the girl's head, before putting the gun in his mouth and offing himself.

News of the story broke immediately. Mike Love responded saying "it's unfortunate, too bad I can't just give out my good looks to others for free!"