Pre save Taylor’s album chud
>>127716042>goes to #1 for two weeks>quickly fades off the charts>tour has tons of cancelled shows and half empty venuesI'm ready for it.
I don't understand pre-savesIt'll be there for everyone at the same time as soon it's out so what's the point?
>>127716052After that, she "goes back to her roots" with a pop country album which also instantly bombs.
>pre-save>she releases a Special Edition at 3am again that doesn't exist at all until it comes out
>>127716042>wearing flesh colored underwear instead of wearing the jewels over nakef pussy and titsIf you're going to be a whore at least go the whole hog
>>127716052>>127716074Must be nice living in delulu land where the biggest artist on earth is considered a flop in your eyes.
>>127716062just another worthless metric they can brag about
>>127716042PLEASE get naked before you get pregnant, TayTay!
>>127716042She should keep announcing alternate versions so we keep getting slutty new pictures
>>127716052just wait for Taylor’s Version in ten years bro
>>127716294>45yo Tay recreating these picshnnnnng
>>127716052The album will be #1 for at least a month straight, which means Drake is fucked and most likely postponing Iceman til January or some shit
>>127716201>Must be nice living in delulu land where the biggest artist on earth...in 2014
>>127716408neat another last decade's has-been
>>127716417>he can't handle the fact that the record-breaking Eras tour was in 2024, ended less than a year ago.The incel cope around tay is simultaneously pathetic and hilarious"oh she'll be irrelevant and her tour will flop this time" is the new increasingly nervous man meme.
>>127716417lmao bro
>>127716437yes and it was a nostalgia cash grab, nobody ever claimed otherwise
>>127716464yeah and her last album broke records, was at the top of the charts for months and got critical acclaim despite being mid, she's at the highest point in her career and then add her fucking engagement which is only gonna boost sales, the idea that it's gonna flop is pure delusional cope
>>127707129And that applies doubly to Swift, except "heyday" here being the early 2010s.
>>127716575I don't get people like you. You smother other anons with some celebrity's accomplishments as if they were yours, or put you in a position of authority where you decide how success is measured. If this bland artist is successful, it's thanks to retards like you who buy anything she puts out, regardless of quality. Her last album was mid, you say, right? Yet you retards bought multiple copies, and then go parading how "successful" she is. It's such an insane fanaticism. You don't get an award or a paycheck for doing this. Your life fucking sucks.
>>127716755You retards get proven wrong and completely chang goalposts, you were the delusional ones claiming she’s a flop
>>127716755it's a desperate Swift marketer
>>127716289Colourblind versioun.
>>127716755facts don't care about your feelings, chuddie
Chud
>>127716755>"tay's gonna be flop and hasn't been one of the biggest stars out there since 2014">"hmm, but Tay had a record-breaking album and tour last year, in 2024">"why are you smothering anons with some celebrity's accomplishments you don't get a paycheck for doing this your life sucks and she isn't gonna sleep with you derpa derpa cope cope cope "you know, you could just admit you were wrong and move on instead of screeching like an autist when you get called out for spouting bullshit.My prediction: Tay's next album is going to critically and comercially outperform TPD.
>>127716042no
>>127716042HELL no
>>127716042What that thang smell like
>>127716140>>127716201I don't understand the hate she gets around here. She's so bland, gotta be the least controversial celeb ever.
>>127716042Trump did this
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>>127716821God, she's hotter now than ever. Shame I didn't win the lottery. I would immediately use my newfound wealth to enter the Circle of Taytay.
>>127717414AI generated chud incel reply
>>127717341I don’t hate Taylore Swift, she makes bland and uninteresting music for bland and uninteresting women. Good for her. What bothers me is her unhinged colossal fan base, which makes her out to be some musical god and pushes her to the top of charts and award shows she has absolutely no business being in.
>>127717808>What bothers me is her unhinged colossal fan base>>127717414
>>127716042Milking the coomer market doesn't seem like the most confident move
>>127716074I've been saying that for ten years now.She'll release a big flop album and then the inevitable "back to my roots" album afterwards that will get a good reception from the critics, but won't have any relevance or impact.Ten years and it still hasn't happened yet.
>>127716042I have high hopes for this, the past couple of albums have been so bloated (not to mention all the bonus tracks), this time Taylor has gone with the 12 best from these sessions
Weird how "pre save" became the thing to do with albums now rather than pre ordering.
>>12771838812 is just the starting off point. This album will be a double disc deluxe with 27 tracks and multiple bonus tracks spread throughout 14 different alternate versions before the end of next year.
Holy shit, I'm nutting. The cum is coming out of my balls and shooting out my tip as I type these words.
>retarded fanbase buys yet another worthless variant of the album without her releasing a single or a teaserkek
>>127719131Learned from the best.
>>127716042>>127716289>>127716388>>127716821Taylor owes me sex
>>127716042do it for the countdown counter!
I feel like this will be her first real flop. Critics didn't even like Tortured Listeners Department and people grew sick of her due to all the overexposure. It's kinda telling that she hasn't released a single for the album. Plus the leaks sounded terrible. It's time for the backlash.
>>127719196>the leaksthe limp bizkit one?
>>127716289>>127716388>>127716821WTH? She used to be kinda meh and now she's lookin' all sexxxi-like. Well it's still a few months until NNN so...*unzips dick*
>>127717341This could be a reason for it.
>>127719538Not one of those has anything to do with music.
>>127719538LOL my dad said that watching the rise of Tay is like watching Mandy Moore turn into the Beatles.
>>127719523Does nobody over 12 listen to her music or was her tour a nostalgia cash grab for decade old albums? Which is it anon?
realistically she does nothing whatsoever that generations of milquetoast white girl singers going back to the 78 era did. only the ones from the 78 era were nowhere near as insufferable and egomaniacal.
>>127719572That's a sufficient reason for a music forum to not like a musician.
>>127716042Joke’s on you. Taylor is the MAGA tradwife now
>>127716289this is a much better cover than the other one >>127716042which looks like an advertisement for a tv show or something
>>127719538if someone has actual talent you don't need to hard sell them like that, the music would speak for itself
>>127717341She’s the biggest industry plant there is. Her father literally bought her a career.
>>127719999Quads of truth.Dad was a stockbroker and that was a damn good investment. Huge profit margin. Surprised he isn't a kike with those skills.
>>127720027you know it's a bannable offence to use the N and K words on a blue board, right?
>>127719999nice quads and it's not like that never didn't happen. you know Petula Clark was a groomed from childhood music star too, right?
>>127720129>You know popslop nepo babies were always a thing right?Wow thanks for making the case for Taylor I guess murder is good because it's always been a thing
>>127719194IT'S PROGRESSING!COME ON KEEP PRE-SAVING IT!
>>127719194>>127720352Imagine the colossal loser faggot retard who keeps tabs on this countdown thing, using multiple accounts to "pre-save" this slop to make sure their queen wins the slop chart race. Talk about dedication. Imagine if that time was invested into something of actual value. They'd probably be a millionaire.
>>127720129Wait wasn't her father a Welsh coal miner? Not the same thing as Swift, not even close.
>>127716042she's so fucking desperate
>>127721521/thread
>>127716289>Shaved
>>127716042She has the sex appeal of a bag of laundry.
>>127720352inb4 it's yet another shitty vinyl variant
>>127717808There's this guy on /o/ who used to avatar fag with Taylor Swift but he stopped because people started making fun of him. He still posts but you know without the waifu fagging. Strange guy.
Do swiftieturds care about the music at all or is it now all about how many variants of the same album she will release and how many records she will break next?
>>127722593There's really no music worth discussing and even >>127719538 don't try to pretend there is.
>>127716042Another max martin & shellback cynically crafted masterpiece
>>127721752she was slightly fuckable in the late 2000s, that was it though
Pop girls with very rare exception never have top 10 hits past their early 30s.
>>127716042Why isn't she showing feet? I thought she liked showing feet.
>>127716755He's Indian they're all like that.
>>127717440and what? she wouldn't leave her husband for you retard
the Eras tour felt incredibly forced in a way her tours back in the early 10s weren't. it was an indisputable cash grab and everyone knew it.
>>127726041Rappers also sing about making money all the time by robbing people and they don't feel any guilt about it or apologize for being who they are. She's just gangsta.
>>127726041>it's a cash grab to both give Lover it's time that it was denied by COVID as well as appreciate the rest of her catalog
