what if Bjork were your mom?
>>127723088enjoy having a good life i guess
>>127723088My kid would be a Pixies song from Come on Pilgrim.
>>127723112based sperg mom >what ifwould explain a lot
>>127723088Same as being the child of anyone famous, it would be shit and just overshadow your entire life and everything you did would be compared to them.
>>127723088I would’ve been a nepobaby actor
Probably be a little embarrassed especially considering how big of a slut she isCaptcha: N0WAR
>>127723088I'd have lost my virginity at age 8
>>127723294>son achieved nothing>daughter is blind nepo babyso being a great successful artist with an interesting personality and loving your children STILL isn't enough for them not to end up retarded.actually terrifying. how the hell do people raise kids that do things for themselves? how the fuck was Björk raised?
>>127723088I would have an even bigger oedipus complex than i already have.
>>127723294>Borks daughter>whitedont think so mate
>>127723282nobody knows who Bjork is except autists.
>>127723088i wouldnt have epicanthal folds and I would probably live off seal blubber.
>>127723403wtf? Her son is a proficient cabinet maker, and has even produced some fine tables. That's not nothing.
I would use her money and connection to work in the music industry, probably releasing indie alternative albums and just hanging out with musicians and weird friends, traveling monthly to Japan to date hot asian girls 10 years younger than me
>>127723886>I would use her money and connection to work in the music industry, probably releasing indie alternative albums and just hanging out with musicians and weird friends, traveling monthly to Japan to date hot asian girls 10 years younger than methat child looks 6 years oldyou want to fuck unborn babies?
>>127723757That's unironically a shame. She's the greatest woman in music history.
>>127723992i'm 36
>>127724008faggot
>>127723088Mjolk.
>>127723088she has the tiny penis build so you'd probably have a tiny penis. very sad
>>127723594matthew barney is jewish?
>>127723403very common for the successful to produce failed children because they spend all their time on their art/work instead of parenting. or to flip the typical saying, 'those who do cannot teach'
>>127724690no change for you then
>>127724753could be tinier tho, got to defend each millimetre like it's my life
>>127724719"The cobbler's son has no shoes."
>>127724008>She's the greatest woman in music history.Listen to more music
>>127724676wud eat skyr from her mjolk/10
>>127723112Based, a mother should fight for her life to defend her children
Been a long time since I’ve seen a madlad thread…
I'd wait until she died and front a tribute band. Just like Dweezil Zappa.
>>127724008she's sold 40 billion albums and has starred in several movies, ignore that retard
>>127724719ask how successful any of the Beatles' kids were
>>127723088Funny you post this today considering it's the 29th anniversary of that fat fuck shooting himself in the face over Björk
>>127725627Sean made some alright music
>>127726259wtf had no ideai just noticed today that she was the same age as my mom and slightly looked like her when she was younger
>>127723088>what if Bjork were your mom?i would kiss her on the lips with my peen0r
>>127726404i don't know why i laughed
>>127726404>Hello fellow white people! Captcha: JPGXD
>>127723088If she was my mom I'd be sucking until 40
>>127723088I'd be like the bum I am today live of her inheritance and money, sitting in my goon cave
I’d be breastfed until I was at least 10
>>127728857You know there's more to life than this?
>>127729099Really like what ? I'm perfectly fine listening to music, watching some movies etcNothing is inherently compelling to me, plus I seriously don't like human contact
>>127723088It's fair to say to many of us would want to have incestuous sex with her if she was our mom because we're all freaks here.
>>127725510She didn't even do anything though. Bjork should humble herself before I pick her up and start peckering her with kisses
>>127729125Unknowing of your present life or no?
>>127723294Me too. Man I love all these artsy jobs like acting and singing. I fucking hate that I have the worst genetics for it. I've tried training my voice so hard and practicing but I'm fucked. Best I can do is edit it but it sounds unnatural. At this point I wanna use ai but I know fags will hate it but there's a chance to atleast succeed considering that carti ai clone got big
>>127723088i would walk to the cliff and throw things off, like cutlery and vases and pots
>>127723088I'd be pissed cause she divorced my dad and became a coalburner
>>127732932Why would that piss you off?
>>127732932goldie ain't even black, i never understood this meme
>>127733397It's because /mu/tants are mentally ill racists just like the fat acid attack guy
>>127733397>SHE'S FUCKING A
>>127732932Bjork rides the coal carousel confirmed
>>127729125Indeed, indeed.
>>127733832Seal looks like he has leprosy
