How are they still alive?
>>127731054Plant is starting to look like Greta Thunberg
>>127731054one of the 4 diednot all the band is alive
>>127731062I didn't put him in the picture, retard. Statistically at least one of the three should not be alive at their ages.
JPJ will go firstRobert Plant in 10 yearsJimmy Page won't die in your lifetime
Fucking underage groupies in your prime will do that to a mf
>>127731177Ofc Jimmy will outlive them, he sold his soul to Satan
>>127731054Satanic rituals. They sacrificed Bonham to stay alive.
>>127731122>Statistically at least one of the three should not be alive at their ages.what are you talking about
>>127731263if you have 3 people that knew eachother when they were young, what are the chances all 3 will still be alive at 77-81?
>>127731299They've been rich for a long time.They didn't need to destroy their health working in a job since they were in their 30s.That put them ahead of the vast majority of people who don't make it to 80.
Theyre like Keef Richards, they spent the money to get the good drugs, not the cheap shit, pickling their insides and making them mostly indestructable
>>127731054Turns out being rich and never working a real job and having no stress makes you live longer than people in poverty who work themselves to death
>>127731177>Born: 9 January 1944 (age 81 years)>Jimmy Page won't die in your lifetimeand the most retarded dumb cunt on 4chan award goes to: (You). congratulations for this marvelous achievement.
>>127731299>what are the chances all 3 will still be alive at 77-81?like, 1 in 3 or 1 in 4, which is not that rare
They look great Shit JPJ was killing it on them crooked vultures>>127731472>Literally this dense he doesn't get the implication
>>127731527>nooo! you don't get it!cringe and retard-pilled.
>>127731535He's pointing at (YOU)!!
>>127731322>>127731335a lot of rich celebrities don't make it to 80.
>>127731535People have been saying jimmy page gave into dark arts for decades and now is some variation of immortal. It's just a joke but instead you seriously thought the post was trying to say an 81 year old will outlive your 23 year old ass through natural means. Lurk more
>>127731472.....can you not see an easy obvious joke? Id say you must be a real killjoy at parties but I cant imagine youve ever gone to one
>>127731578Because they eat like shit
>>127731472Holy shit anon are you a literal retard?
>>127731058based faceblind autist
>>127731062Adrenochrome will do that for you.
