What's better, her ass or her music? I liked her last album but this is a tight, tight ass. I would love to explore it with my cock and maybe cum inside it. Can't do that with an album. But you can cum inside an album, it's just not as good as Roan's ass. Thoughts on the album or her ass?
>>127829916Pink Pony Club is the best pop song of the 20s.
>>127829916Her ass Her music is dogshit.
>>127829916I could turn her straight.
she forgot to wear skirt to her showwhat a complete IDIOTshe must be RETARDED
>>127829916I like both. why can't we have both?
>>127829995I'll fuck the stupid out of her>>127830014Tight Chappel Ass! I'm gonna keep on fuckin' real good Tight Chappel Ass! Tight Chappel Ass! *SYNTH BREAKDOWN, OR WHATEVER THAT INSTRUMENT IS* I'm gonna keep on fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckin
>>127829916i have a severe case of chappell ass derangement syndrome
>>127829916I'd let her lick my donut, or even whistle a tune into it.https://rumble.com/v5s8qb2-the-donut-lickers.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_a
>>127829916She got accreditation form one of her rock idols last night when Nancy Wilson joined her on stage for her now staple live cover of Barracuda made famous by rock legends Heart.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs_eG30TftI
>>127830134Get me a webm of her ass or tits
>>127830134Shes a deranged bitch isnt she
>>127830145
>>127830174hnnnng that firm ass so perky at the top of the legs
>>127829916God damn. She has a nice bum. The music is mid. Sorry but it just isn't good
>>127829922It really is.
Her ass is the only redeeming thing about her. Obnoxious personality, music is complete shit and her career is in the garbage. This fake lesbian needs to go do porn already.
This bitch loves anal
>>127830379she seems so woke and against objectification so why the skimpy outfits?
>>127830394>its not for the male gaze>its for the gays
>>127830394The woke shit is failing and she doesn't have the talent to rely solely on her voice so showing off that big fat farting ass is the only thing left for her to do.
>>127830174Guitarist is disgusting. Look at all that fat tightly packed into her clown clothing, with a face that never should've been formed on a woman's body. Why can't she hire attractive people to work for her?
>>127830409How exactly is selling out every show she has done in last 2 years failing?
>>127829916Ice Spice does have an amazing ass ngl
>>127830409Benson Boone does that too, sex sells!
>>127830453>hated by the world at large>nonstop flop singles>bitch cried in the press after acting like a cunt and wondered why no one likes her>lies about every aspect of her life>plays some festival and Chappellcucks act like the entire crowd was there for herKWAB. No one cares. Bitch needs to show off that fat shitter or shut the fuck up.
Her album released on 9/22/2023 so today is the 2nd anniversary of the best received debut pop album of the 20's. The album has earned 2 x platinum RIAA certification and was on the Billboard vinyl albums chart for 62 peaking at #1 on that chart.9 of the 14 album tracks have been awarded gold record or platinum (some multi-platinum) certifications.Happy 2nd birthday to "The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess"
>>127829916Is it true she had a boyfriend and she actually loves cock but just identifies as lesbo because she's bi???
>>127830697Partially true. She is not a gold star lesbian.She has dated men in the past but says she will never do it again.
>>127830684Shit album >>127830697'fraid so
>>127830718>ywn be the lucky guy that plapped that fat milky ass before she retired heterosexuality forever
>>127830758It's a good album though.
Fags are gross, dykes are ugly, and that bitches voice is terrible.
the smelliest thread in the catalog rn
I want to fuck Chappell up the ass
>>127829916Skinnyfat with no muscle, and she's ginger so likely doesn't wipe properly.
She rips off mid-to-late 80s Cher so much.
>>127831003it's a dye job, she's really a brunette
>>127831003No muscle? Have you seen her perform live?She practically does a cardio work out during her live shows while holding a hand microphone and you never hear hear her even seem winded.
Why does she hate me for being a man?
>>127830625nah, it's not that bad. you'll get upvoted for this in the chappell snark subreddit. i bet you know this already though.
>>127831122Literally just ripping off Cher.
>>127830776Imagine how much of a bad job that guy did tho
i love both. she's talented, a great performer and if you're not a sensitive incel that takes everything personally you'll find her funny. I'm waiting for her next album
>>127830972Everything about her is ripping off late 80s Cher. Even her voice.
>>127831167They sound nothing alike and their live shows aside from Chappell dressing in elaborate drag fashions are nothing remotely similar.Cher had Bob Mackie as her fashion designer.Chappell mostly has Genisis Webb.
>>127831122GIWTWM
>>127831192>They sound nothing alikeRoan mimics the exact same vocal inflections, anon.
>>127831025>>127831167>>127831188we get it. you're a cher fag. can you fuck off now?
>>127829916Remember to never date women like thisYou will turn them dyke when you break up with them
>>127831205Roan rips off Cher from the hair to the clothes to the voice to the fag appeal. Roan just pumps up the fake dyke shit and panders to fags whereas with Cher is was natural.
>>127831213>You will turn them dykeOnly if your dick game is terrible Chappell would not identity as lesbian if her old bfs had given her toe curling, leg shaking orgasms
>>127830174imagine how much of an annoying cunt she was that this lad had access to her ass in its prime and still dumped her
>>127831221The hair resemblance is uncanny.
>>127831205Giant Cher rip off. Even her voice. Cher should sue her, her producers, and her label.
>>127831233she probably didn't wash her pussy and it stank to high heaven
>>127831233She looks like every Dollar General cashier in the world
>>127831233I heard posting that over and over made some Roan simp kill himself.
>>127831221>>127831258anon, i do not care. cher doesn't even perform live or releases original music anymore.
>>127831177Yet if a man said women dont do great art youd get your fee fees hurt like a little fag. Youre a hypocrite.
That's a man
>>127831299She's like 80, bro. She topped the charts for like 3 decades. Roan is pretending to be gay while mimicking her vocal inflections and biting one era of her career, lol.
>>127831300That man would be correct too
too bad Cher was a singles artist and her albums were totally pointless
>>127831299>>127831316>for like 3 decadesI checked and it was 4 decades (arguably 5 or even 6 if you aren't taking topping the charts too literally).
>>127831334How worthwhile is that whole chapelle album really? I doubt id want to sit thru a whole album of sub american idol singing and annoying ass dance pop that is just generic and boring to listen to. Saying this i acknowledge 1 or 2 of the singles are decent
>>127829916
>>127831351He's just seething because he realized Roan is just ripping off Cher. I don't know about her just being a "singles artist" though. Heart of Stone was a pretty big hit and I think she was winning Oscars for acting in movies around that time too. I don't have skin in the game, not a Cher fan, but if that retard thinks Roan's career with match that of Cher he's a retard, lol. https://youtu.be/ZM5qIJdBtX0
>>127831316>>127831337>>127831381ok grandpa, lets get you to bed. its getting late
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>>127831390
>>127831300i wouldn't care because i dont care about male opinions in general. like if they make music that's good i will listen to it but like you won't see me actually going through their interviews explaining their music or sharing opinions
>>127831402Ywnbaw
>>127831392>IM AT A PLACE CALLED KFC!
>>127831402So youre a sexist asshole bitter about men. No wonder you like this bitch
>>127831387You're the one listening to someone ripping off an iconic grandma, anon. Roan's spin is that she makes it leud and pretends she's a lesbian, lol. https://youtu.be/9n3A_-HRFfc
>>127831402You write like a muddled minded retard. That's probably why you fell for the "cut off your dick and you'll become a woman" meme, lol.
>>127830174Too bad about the gunt on her.
>>127831417>IS EVERYTHING I WISH I EVER KNEW>SO PLEASE, GIMME CHICKEN>WANT TO EAT>EEEAAATTT!!!
>>127830174wasnt expecting that belly
>>127831276his dick cheese was so pungent it turned her gay
>>127831408>>127831486wait... you guys actually think I'm a trans woman? KEK im kind of honored i love trans women>>127831424nah i just don't care about you. sorry to tell you
>>127831742We think you're retarded to the point your mental illness is evident and trannies are the epitome of mentally ill retardation. Therefore, safe bet you're a trannie.
>>127831742Sorry to tell you youre a retarded hypocrite. You dont have the right to debate anyone or call people names because youre a mean spirited douche
>>127831683That belly is quite strong.Capable of doing bent split leg full setups and still maintain voice control.>>127831122
>SOMETIMES YOU FRY CHICKEN, ON A STOVE!
>>127831402Hate-filled post.
>>127829916Well, her music is ass, so obviously her ass is better.
>OH, A STOVE IS BURNING>IM GONNA FRY TODAY>IF I DONT GET SOME CHICKEN>YEAH, IM GONNA STARVE AWAY>WOAH, CHICKEN>ITS JUST A STOVE AWAY>ITS JUST A STOVE AWAY!!!!!
>>127831854That's a gunt. If she's going to ripoff Cher she should at least get in shape.
post her hairy armpits
im sorry but what does having a ginormous butt have to do with her “music”?do you think about her pooping or something while listening to it?
>>127829916That doesn't look comfortable to wear desu senpai
>>127832068She was singing when she did that sit-up in the linked posts video. You never hear her grunt unless it is intentional while on stage.
>>127832141G-U-N-T not grunt, retard. Roan is a pudgy retard trying to ride the line between bull-dyke and lipstick lesbian in order to cynically market herself as anything other than mid and meaningless, lol.Also, Cher Rip off.
Does anyone know why Chappelle's producers made a shift toward country music? I think it's a stupid mistake. "Subway" is her shittiest song right now. Sabrina may still be a country cunt, but Chappelle should have stuck with the '80s, because "Pink Pony Club" and "Good Luck Babe" are her best songs.
>>127832196And you probably still insist Lady Gaga is ripping off Madonna when she is just a similar artist for the new generations.
>>127831424My first experience of coming into contact with media related to Roan was a cellphone video of her yelling at a photographer at some red carpet event. She was saying shit like "you didn't pay enough attention to me before but I'm famous now...I'm the famous one now and you're nothing and you want my attention" which just came off as ugly pettiness and bad character. The fact trannies and feminists buy into a false icon and celebrate her cartoonish (bad) character says a lot about them. They're gross and so is she.
>>127832383Chappell herself made that shift because she wanted to.
>>127831795see? exactly why i find male opinions pointless. 9/10 it's a some schizo bullshit>>127831806nobody cares about in real life so you have to resort to 4chan and now you see a random bitch treating you the same. i see how that must upset you. sorry about that>>127831924well yes i don't particularly like any of you and I know you feel the same about me. I'll gladly continue making you seethe>>127832397and she would be right
>>127832391She did rip off Madonna quite a bit but she was too ugly to pull off the whore shit. She took a lot but at least she didn't straight up rip off her entire image AND even her singing voice like Roan did with Cher though.
>>127832436I can't imagine wanting to visit a site/thread filled with people that I hate, like bro... get help. We don't hate you, we don't even know you! PLEASE, hang out with your friends, call a family member, just do something that connects you with another human being instead of posting hatred in hopes of hurting a random stranger! Live!
>>127832510>>127832512kek, no anon, we're a different side of the same coin. you're not getting rid of me. i like it here, in a way
>>127832709I only wish the best for you, stranger.
>>127832436Oh no another shooter in the making. Please just calm down
>Chappell ass thread>only like 3 posts of her assthis board is really going down the toilet
>>127829916We wouldn't even know who she was if she didn't show her bare ass every chance she can. I'm sure she knows her music career wouldn't have went anywhere without it. Here's a challenge find a real full body photo of her with jeans and a sweatshirt. I bet you can't.
>>127832964challenge accepted
>>127832996but it's a tee shirt holding a jacket so not exactly what you asked for.
>>127830134granny aura farming like crazy
>>127832729no you fucking don't lmao>>127832845so let me get this straight. you guys call me a retarded tranny because i said chappell is funny, not even originally mentioning her men can't make art comment, but I'm the one that should calm down. you know what? i wish i could shoot this place up. I'd be doing the world a favour
>>127833084Would love to raw doggy-style Chappell while this granny goes ham with the guitar in the corner of the room.
>>127832996>>127833009i have a sweatshirt and leggings. extra cute pic edition
>>127833254I called it. Youre unhinged and need mental help
>>127833344no, I definitely don't need some rando 4chan chud diagnosing me in a chappell roan thread. my hatred for you is genuine and rooted in a final conclusion not mental illness.
>>127833415>rando 4chan chudI wish we still had sanitariums because I'd have you committed for life
>>127833437we're already in one anon, it's called 4chan. like you're not convincing me you're any better than me
>>127833415>my hatred for you is genuine and rooted in a final conclusionOkay? So... are you planning on acting on this conclusion or just seething over it and hate posting? What is even the point? You can't hurt anyone but yourself by fixating on people you will never interact with or know.
Omg stop fucking arguing and post more ass
>>127832996She had an entire book to help her write and she still couldn't do it. KWAB.>>127833254Hope you wear your Hello Kitty backpack when you go on a shooting spree so we know it's you
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>>127834534thank you anon
>>127834552Need to get this thread back on track somehow.
she’s so sexy
>>127830394>seriously asking women to be logical New here?
>>127835100This
>>127834567I could straighten her out, I think.
>>127829916She is a 5/10 at most. She is the most average looking popstar I’ve seen in years. You can find 20 of this girl in a nightclub, hundreds in a college campus and thousands in a suburb. Please have more self-esteem and allow yourself to jerk off to more attractive women. Liberate yourself from these weird shackles.
>>1278353965/10 is absurd. She's a very good-looking woman and you are lying to yourself if you say you wouldn't get a little nervous if she approached you.
>>127835426She is as 5/10 as it gets. That’s average. I have literally had girls that look almost exactly like her in my friend circles and they are not intimidating at all. A proper 10 is someone like Adriana Lima, circa 2016. Chappell Roan wears drag makeup because she knows she’s not super good looking. That’s why it increases her confidence.
>>127835542>Adriana Lima>10/10You have very bad taste, no wonder you think Chappell is average.
>>127831122What's so revolutionary or profound about a tub of lard mock fucking a fake lesbian cosplayer who's all just doing it to push her hyper marketable image as far as the dollar can stretch it. And her MOSSAD handlers know this all too well, ask Sabrina Carpenter
>>127830174Oof gyatt
>>127835559The fact that Lima is a supermodel means more people agree with me than you. Roan could model for graphic t-shirts, maybe.
>>127833084Chappelle has all the makings to get fat like Ann Wilson
>>127835721Cant wait for that
>>127835396This is true she is average but she is an easy stand-in for every single purposefully-shit-dresser-bitchy-men-are-trash-I'm-so-gay-faghag-arthoe on every college campus in America AND she has a high tight ass that I would FUCK HARD
>>127830972FUCK FUCK LICK LICKCUM CUMFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCKLICK LICKCUM CUMHIT HITFUCK FUCK HIT HITFUCK FUCK SUCK LICK FUCK HIT FUCK
>>127834534where is the unobstructed view on that squat
not amerikike or pajeet but she was built for bbc
>>127836785fair and unbiased observation
>>127829916white boys don't even know
>>127829922I'll take Charlie xcx von duch
>>127836002>fapping to campus harpiesCouldn’t be me.
>>127835396WHERE are the girls who lool like her? if what you're saying is true I'm ready to fly wherever because chappell is my type. i don't need a supermodel or whatever. i want an ordinary girl with whom I'd play fortnite with in the evenings or watch adventure time PLEASE
>>127829916Can you kill yourself my man?
ok guys yesterday i had a laps of judgement where i expressed i want to shoot it up in here. i apologise, i realised it's simply too unhinged and involved so i am now retracting this statement and replacing it with a simple wish that you all die of cancer or any other incurable disease. i hope you have a shit day enough for you to kill yourself. chappell is beautiful by the way, she might not be a model but it's not like any of you could pull one anyway. i can see a lot of you jumping in joy if a girl like chappell simply looked at you
>>127838600Just move to Canada bro white chicks love Indian men.
>>127839326you have experience with that i see
>>127838814I actually had an amazing day, well above average.
>>127839828i don't give a shit. die
>>127834534>>127834567>>127835124Laying pipe for Kayleigh!
>>127839927Hope you die and I can guarantee I had the best week of my year and my wife is a better woman than Chappelle ho
>>127840274i would like to see her and take her from you if that's true
>thread about Chappell Roan's gorgeous ass>153 replies>6 replies that actually feature media depicting her ass>rest of the replies are unrelated autistic spazzing out no one gives a shit aboutthis board is filled with even more homosexuals than /fit/
>mfw this thread
