Sabrina Carpenter is music. And we're allowed to discuss her.
Her music in a nutshell
This is literally Sabrina Carpenter:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0qEliLbojo
>>127844423She's a big Leonard Cohen fan. Two albums in just this photo
>>127844538surely you don't actually believe this is her music collection
Why does she always look like she's having an allergic reaction? A bitch's cheeks and lips don't swell up like that in normal situations.
>>127844575plastic surgery, dumbass.
>>127844423She should see an optician
>>127844538Pop musicians are often fans of genuinely good music. Which makes the fact that they voluntarily choose to produce slop even more unforgivable.
I have quite a raging libido and I simply do not find this woman or Taylor Swift to be sexually attractive. Carpenter is too uncanny valley and Swift is just so devoid of sexuality. She could ride a 10 inch dildo while pinching her own nipples on stage and my penis would probably not move one bit. And Carpenter looks like when ET dressed up as a girl.
>>127844787k
>>127844433>NOOO IT NEEDS TO BE MORE 'LE DEEP'That's all music boiled down to the most important human emotion really
>>127844830other music does it better.>vmaskek
She is a demon pushed on humanity by the demonic forces trying to corrupt the world. Don't fall for the mind control
>>127844787she looks better with dark hair and less 1980s bimbo makeup imo
>>127844857iPhone face
>>127844857I like both
>>127844433Marine has a better discog
I actually appreciate Sabrina for her witty humor and intellect
>>127844423>>127844852I spurt cum for Sabrina Carpenter
>>127844423How many old men did she have to fuck to get that high on the music ladder?
>>127845356I think usually they just have to find one very influential old man, so probably not as many as you'd think.
>>127844423>>127844830>>127844852>>127844857>>127844958Built for BBC
>>127844423Not music.
>>127845535What is it then?
>>127844423I very much doubt she has listened to that Sonic Youth + The Ex EP she's leaning on theremaybe Loveless and those two Cohen records
>>127844423This midget has so much makeup and products on she literally looks uncanny valley. Also, not music
>>127845666Checked. To be fair this EP is not very good.
>>127845666>>127845795that red record on the same shelf is the Spectrum and Silver Apples collaboration
>>127844440Miley Cyrus was doing the same thing a decade ago
>>127845834Zero chance she has heard of either of those artists.
>>127845840Photographer here. We actually had sex after the photoshoot while listening to that album
>>127845860Based
>>127845860>not to Loveless
>>127845879I tried putting that one on but she turned it off as soon as ‘Touched’ came on
>>127844852All that fakeup makes her look about 38. Wtf is up with zoomers
>>127844852that outfit is fucking atrocious
>>127844423New album is mid unfortunately
>>127844423Wish her shoes were off lol
she was a cute baby too...
>>127844423Sabrina Carpenter is my go to music when I sissy up
>>127844423why does she wear the granny clothes
>>127844423Based
>>127844423plese sabrina my darling I am beging you cum 2 hyderabad I murder wife for you and now cops are after me fucing stupid slut hore bich i luv u
i want to make her pregnant with my bwc
>>127844423This thread is full of people who don't know the Disney-rape-victim-to-pop-star pipeline. No pattern recognition skills.
She's a sexy midget bitch -- this is just a fact, that cannot be denied.
>>127844852why does her face look like that
>>127844423>Sabrina Carpenter is music.NO; SABRINA CARPENTER IS WHORE.
mid bitchshit music
>>127845838miley cyrus was way trashier and not retro at all.
>>127848719She’s the new Sexy Baby now that Taylor Swift is the old and washed
>>127850296This guy gets it. She's just sharper than the previous ones and is leaning right into it (apparently. No signs of a raging coke addiction and meant last breakdown on the horizon so far)>>127851069Taylor never needed sex appeal, she appeals exclusively to slightly nerdy, small town American girls, gosssipy office fatties, and 32 year old future cat ladies - ie 45% of American women - so the wall doesn't exist for her. Her fanbase will shrink, it always does whether you're Dylan or Madonna... but millions of women will grow old with her, whatever she does, because she placed herself as the inoffensive relatable American Dream. She's a smart cookie.Sabrina's appeal is towards the white girls who see themselves as hoes and baddies, tragic romantics (like lana del ray) and teens, so her shelf life is limited. Those kinds of fans grow up, get married and move on. She'll end up like a budget Katy Perry, done and forgotten by 35.
>>127844423>body of workhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaVEfDgmf20
Why does she refuse to show her soles bros
>>127853139It's not fair!!1
yejibros we're leaving
>>127851716sabrina's appeal is to tween girls that wish they were having sex and "adult" relationships. sexual wish fulfilment for children basically, which is a little odd.also dumb millenials that desperately want to seem young and relevant by liking new pop music.
>>127844423>Leonard Cripplecock>Lee RetardoAwful taste. Listen to actual music, biatch.
>>127853285Loveless is based though
>>127844830>That's all music boiled down to the most important human emotion reallywhat a stupid faggot you are. enjoy your starbucks latte
>>127853221thanks Reddit
>>127844423how does it feel that you belong in this autistic subreddit but pretend you're edgier by doing it on 4chan?
>>127844423>all those Numero Group releases in the bottom leftDo you think she has the Sequoia box set?
