Facts
Can't believe I'm saying this but I miss when waifuposters only posted anime-slop and actively discouraged "3D" waifuisms
>>127868970Nope, my waifu is Sophie Thatcher.
>>127869019Meh. She's kinda ugly.
My guitar-momfu
>>127869079Where to start with her?
>>127868970>>127869019>>127869050mid desu
>>127869508Does she suit you better?https://youtu.be/dSpHDT4XeJw
>>127869019Joan jett?
>>127868985Yet you post a 3D dog, curious...
>>127868970>>127869019>>127869079>>127869532Who?
Waifus are trash
>>127868970I don't know who that is. Halsey pre-whoring?
>>127868970Bet
>>127872177Are you incapable of using reverse image search?
>>127872183Ugly Scientologist
>>127872256The time it would take me to do that is much longer than the time it would have taken the OP (you?) to post a name or rename the pic with the hole's name. I don't want to contribute to universal entropy by reverse-image searching.
>>127872277She's hot af and not a scientologist anymore.
>>127868970>having a “waifu” that you will never meet and who will never know you exist, instead of putting your penis inside a vagina irlishygddtmight as well just be a furry at that point
damn what a bunch of talentless poser women inappropriately allowed by society to pretend to be worthwhile artists, i can't believe you guys give any fuel to this shit. that's bad enough, but you guys are so low-self-esteem that your "waifus" aren't even attractive. please leave /mu/
>>127873316What's your point, faggot?
>>127868970>imagine the smell of my waifus feet compared to the smell of your waifus feet
>>127873858kek
Does your waifu do this? Didn't think so!
>>127868970is that ol saggy tits?
>>127874515My waifu isn't a rape enabler
>>127875414>fake, reddit talking pointsdamn, /mu/ is not doing well
>>127872183They're trash
>>127872289She is very much still a Scientologist. That’s how she got her job replacing Chester. Nice try fag
>>127877253NTA, but I remember Mike speaking against scientology multiple times back in the day. Here's one form 2020. I doubt he would hire one lol.https://blabbermouth.net/news/linkin-parks-mike-shinoda-discusses-writing-in-the-end-video/>Shinoda said: "We were rehearsing in this little room in Hollywood. And when I say 'Hollywood,' it was the grossest part of Hollywood. At the time, Hollywood and Vine had prostitutes and drug dealers. And there was a taco shop on the corner, an all-black hair salon next door, a grocery store with a Korean couple who ran that on the corner, and a bunch of Scientologists. There was a place that was calling itself a reading center, to teach you how to read, but all of the books were Scientology books, which is really kind of dark.
>>127877328Amazing how much control scientology has on artists that need money and relevance. They should’ve let the band die
>>127877328>>127877268>>127877253>>127877063stfu retards, post music waifus or gtfo the thread, go to /pol/ with this garbage
>>127877365No
>>127874515do what?
>>127877359>They should’ve let the band dieOh we are in agreement over that. I haven't listened to anything with the new chick, just doesn't feel the same. I think that's why the drummer left. I think the song he was talking about in the article is from 20 years ago not a new one. Are you implying Mike sold out by hiring her now or even back then?
>>127874515Do what? Ruin a band with their bad singing and lifelong devotion to scientology?
>>127877391kek
>>127877385good job ruining the thread with your garbage, faggot
>>127877406They sold out when they tried to replace chester with a scientologist creep
>>127877439If you are right that fucking sucks, even if I don't listen to them anymore, I used to years ago. I hope you are not right though, Mike selling the band out would be really fucking depressing desu.
>>127877464It’s sad but true. The band is ruined now
>>127877431Your garbage waifu threads are ruining the board faggot
>>127877513look around, retard, half the threads are waifu threads - sabrina, olivia, kpop, emily, taylor swift, that one with the weird ass name bapadedoo something... /mu/ has always been a waifu board, you don't belong
>>127877553Nah it’s just a recent thing, a reflection of the poor moderation and lack of bullying that keeps fags like you out
>>127877553Good job proving his point idiot
>>127877567>bullying kek, watcha gonna do fagboy? punch me over the internet? HAHAHAHAAH basement dwelling tough guy probably is fat and can barely breathe
>>127877567>>127877580>sissy boy even samefagsBWAHAHAAH fucking kill yourself wannabe mod, this board doesn't belong to you, you don't get to decide what's being posted. I'm gonna go make another olivia thread just to piss you off.
>>127877613>I'm gonna go make another olivia threadUnironically based
Where the fuck is yelyah
>>127877567>>127877580Eat shit and die >>127877658>>127877631Here we go :) >>127877658
>>127877631>>127877613>>127877591Samefag meltdown
>>127877672kys >>127877658
>>127877679Keep seething fagLmao
>>127877708Waifu threads multiplied thanks to you, I am happy, you are seething. Life is good, keep losing retard (you are probably a troon too, that's why you hate women kek).
>>127877613BASED asf, lol loser really said bullying when it’s him constantly seething like a little bitch.
>>127868970I was going to say she looks much better with long hair, but that's true for 99% of women anyway
>>127868970wrong.
>>127877553My Flipina queen Beabadoobee mentioned :3>>127877513>>127877567>>127877580>>127877672>>127877708Hey man, not sure if you are trolling (kek if you are, lots of yous) or are being serious (fucking sad), but if you are... reflect on why you want to control what others post and stop them from having fun. I am being serious, this is not normal or cool.
>>127877887>>127877669>>127877513>>127877391>>127874515Your waifu lacks pure heart and soul. https://youtu.be/JHh3w5xgSkchttps://youtu.be/SylF32J2g8khttps://youtu.be/gWjr_r5vJzAhttps://youtu.be/gigJjgPThYAhttps://youtu.be/rhqYKHpiZ3Ehttps://youtu.be/WdrNXRdkuG4
>>127878074She is FAAAAR superior with long hair
>>127878074I'll be honest, I know it's you posting her threads every few days, I doubt there is another Maggie fan on the board as dedicated as you, but you are succeeding, I am warming up top her music.
I like that the wannabe mod loser ran away when he saw non one shares his opinions kek
Seething Samefag thread
>>127878150this guy gets it
>>127878124Heh, thanks :3She's been a muse of mine since listening to "Want Want" for the first time at my gym and she's taken what feels like permanent residency in my consciousness. I agree with nothing she represents but goddamn does her ache for something real resonate with me.
>>127878074can your waifu make instrumental music? otherwise she lacks heart and soul
>>127878183Neat. I was very skeptical at first, but she's growing on me. There is something in her music, I can't really put it into words.
>>127878171you are a bitch and got slapped like a bitch
>>127878205Her music, even when it's about sex, is quite wholesome. Her image conveys that pure hearted girl next door you thought of marrying and having children with. If you listen to Surrender track to track, you can feel her aching for something real especially in a man. It's rare for Pop performers to make music this aggressively heterosexual and real. Unlike others who write lame and insufferable breakup anthems or flex offs with other women, Maggie lets her listeners know where she stands, what she wants and feels. That, to me, is worth its weight in gold.
>>127878185Well, she can play guitar and writes her own tunes. Make of that what you will.
>>127878393facts
Mental illness
>>127878150How many people are really going into these waifu Maggie bait threads? This shit sucks and you are a retard
>>127878639>>127878700kill yourself, troon
>>127878074that second song sounds like indie Roar lmao
>>127878639yes, you are, stop projecting
>>127878639 the same guy who’s always arguing with the mcrfag and emily armstrong fag talking about mental illness. you are such a prevalent faggot at this that you are so easily recognizable.
Melting!
>>127878785he uses the same vocabulary every time kek, something is really wrong with his head
>>127878785>mcrMy Chemical Romance?
>>127878830>projection
>>127878867mentally ill troon, kys
>>127878785>>127878830sounds like an autist
>>127878830Seems like he just enjoys going into threads he doesn’t like and spending an ungodly amount of time whinging in them. Because he does it everyday, I think anyone who would actually be fed up with the state of the board would have left a long time ago.
>>127878943I reckon that's just a pretext. He doesn't care. His actions are actively disrupting the board. I'm guessing he is very lonely, but has trouble connecting to people due to mental illness, so the only way he knows to be social on the board is to elicit responses by being annoying / spam. Not that I care, he is a piece of shit that will never achieve anything except being the board lolcow.
>>127878943>>127879008Waifuposters are all schizos.
>>127879160Obviously
>>127879160no you are
>>127879177I know who I am but who are you?
>>127868985>>127869508>>127870110>>127873183>>127875396>>127875414Post your waifus, faggots.
>>127868970She's cute but nah.
>>127880871Who?
M>>127881643Can somebody please explain to me what causes an adult male to start worshipping a pop singer for teen girls as a “waifu” despite the fact that she will never meet him or know of his existence? It’s essentially the same thing as being a brony.Is it really as simple as lack of pussy causing guys to decompensate and lose their grip on reality, or are there more nefarious social engineering forces at play? It’s worth noting that both the brony and waifufag populations are almost uniformly white.
>>127874263Based.
>>127881643Jessica Harper!
>>127881806Both are compelling but the lack of contact causes the waifuist to feel an intense idealization of a particular figure. Once coming into contact with a certain celebrity and being greeted with the reality of him/her being a performer whose personal life may be unaligned from stage life tends to cure the waifuist.
>>127868970She's not
>>127883033Never cared for PJ
>>127882764or turns him into the stalker
>>127883763Indeed. Acknowledgement emboldens them
>>127881806>>127882764For me it's imagining my life with her, gives me some form of imaginary intimacy and affection when I have none irl. I fully understand she's different irl and has flaws that would annoy me and all that, the idealized version in my head is different, but it works for me, keeps me calm and normal.
>>127883896I've been there before, but dude, start lifting weights and do some cardio. Then join a few local sports clubs or activity groups with both men and women. These feelings will wane once you start getting fit and meeting people.
>>127883896>and normal
>>127883949I am fit. I run 5 miles six days a week, in the woods. I spend at least 3-4 hours in nature every day. I don't want to meet people, they are all terrible. I've gotten only grief from women all my life, I have given up on irl romance. I understand we are social animals, but 4chan and waifuism take care of that. >>127883955Ok, functioning in society, if you will. I have a good job and meet people daily, I am fit, have money, my friends think I slay pussy left and right while I haven't been touched by a woman. At least I'm not delusional, you know. Waifus help me get through the depression and shit.
What a bunch of losers holy shit
>>127884005shut up tranny
>>127883982>4chan and waifuism take care of that.It really doesn't. Having meaningful real life conversations and networking do. Not wanting to be contentious but any favorites ITT?
>>127869495id put a paper bag over her head to start
>>127884221No need to be harsh.
>>127884163Meaningful conversations with vapid people that lack two braincells, good luck with that.
>>127883949>>127883982i live a similar life as you. except I'm more keen to socialising. i have friends, i exercise and even try and go on dates but nothing landed. people say I'm nice but i guess I'm not the type of girl other girls want and there's something that makes me off putting. might be autism. I've had bordeline parasocial relationships with female singers since i was a teenager and I'm convinced this is how I'll die>inb4 someone accuses of me being a tranny or tells me to show titskill yourself with exceptional brutality
>>127884903tagged wrong thread>>127883896
>>127884903which singers? interesting to hear from a girl (if true kek)
>>127884903>I'm not the type of girl other girls wantAre you a lesbian?
>>127883982>>127884903One more thing. What type of workouts do you do?Me: 3 days of muscle focus + cardio and 3 days of full body workout + cardio. I'm doing the Anabolic MAPs program from Mindpump Media courtesy of a friend who had a subscription. The full body program is divided into three phases (strength, muscle fiber and muscle pump) whereas the focus days are all targeted to specific muscles (biceps, triceps, shoulders, et cetera). I try to do a minimum of 10000+ steps a day on the treadmill at a 6% incline.
>>127885214if i named them chronologically i would say my first major obsession was fifth harmony (specifically lauren jauregui), then marina & the diamonds, kate bush, aurora and now chappell roan. all of these had an average 2 year period of high interest when then it would wane into either a normal level or obscurity depending on their musical output
>>127885434so they don't have to be gay for you to fall for them? interesting. the dude in the emily armstrong thread doesn't care she likes girls for his obsession to work.
>>127885275well yes. great reading comprehension anon>>127885305i go to the gym 3-4 times a week. 2 days are upper body circuits where i do 2 exercises for each muscle group in 3 sets of 8-12 reps, 1 day is 30 minutes of interval running and an ab workout and a leg day + cardio. is this /fit/ now?>>127885479no and i don't expect of men to not have crushes on lesbians either
>>127885571>is this /fit/ now?Not necessarily. Being in the worst shape of my life at 400+ lbs. in 2020 motivated the start to my weight loss journey. Instead of indulging in calorie-rich food until death, I started to focus on living healthier and actively exercising. Until May 2023, I was only doing cardio but a gentleman dedicated a year and one month of his time to training me, and now, I'm in better shape than I've ever been in my adult life. I've still got another 100 lbs. to go, but God willing, I'll be down to 200 lbs. before the end of next year.t. 293 lbs.
>>127885305>>127885571I run / walk in the woods and do bodyweight exercises at home. I am naturally strong like a bull, so gym would be overkill.I've been to dates. They all end up with "I want to be friends". Outwardly I am perfectly normal, I've even gotten compliments. Must be some mild form of autism or some gene required for pair bonding that I'm missing.
>>127885836That happened to me too. I got gfs a bit later in life in mid and later 20s. I dont get what it is either. Some shyness or mild autistic train turns people off? Its weird how its hatd to connect with people but others its easy as hell.I have a fiance and a son now but I still wonder what it is that made me get friend zoned most of my 20s all the time just for being reserved, shy but still easy going
>>127886089>>127885836>>127883896If it's any consolation, I'm in my late 30s and still a virgin
>>127886110I'm 40, I win lol
>>127886389Heh, ever see 40 Year Old Virgin? I never have.
>>127886707I have. I am pretty normal compared to that dude. I don't collect figures or have trouble speaking to women.
>>127887630Sounds like a guy I used to know. In the end, women are attracted to status.
Guys who obsess over spamming their waifu on 4chans music board don’t know shit about actual living breathing women. But it’s funny watching you pretend
>>127888122As if you know more about women
>>127868970No
>>127889008damn, selena gomez looks like THAT??
>>127889262The voice of several generations & God seemed fit to take it away
>>127889008There are two kinds of men in this world: those who have a crush on Linda Ronstadt, and those who have never heard of her. Based Willie.
>>127889008Hmm
>>127889008My father loved her. Me: indifferent.
>take a shower>wear your best outfit>go walking around in public (the mall, populated street, the drug store, the beach)>approach a woman who is realistically attainable (try to aim about a point lower than yourself, maybe a 5 who looks friendly and not intimidating)>make small talk (this will go poorly and be embarassing more often than not)>ask for contact information>continue communication and arrange future meetings (this will fail more often than not)>attain a girlfriend>never make a waifu thread againIt really is this easy unless you have a deformity or weigh over 200 pounds. The average guy can sleep with a woman just by doing this in under a month/10-20 approaches with 99% percent success. I know because I'm not attractive or likeable and this has worked for me every time. I have had approaches where I mumbled at the ground and ran away or was viciously insulted. It's not that bad. You get over it and it makes you stronger. Please I'm begging you guys.
>>127892225>It really is this easy unless you have a deformity or weigh over 200 pounds. The average guy can sleep with a woman just by doing this in under a month/10-20 approaches with 99% percent success. I know because I'm not attractive or likeable and this has worked for me every time. I have had approaches where I mumbled at the ground and ran away or was viciously insulted. It's not that bad. You get over it and it makes you stronger. Please I'm begging you guys.I take it you missed this post:>>127885660
>>127892264Ok buddy. But you promise me when you lose another 100lbs you'll take my advice.
>>127869495start with her solo work post-Helium. Mountains ... The Golden Dove ... Ex Hex (not the band) ... The Shapes We Make.
>>127870299127869079 is Mary Timony.
>>127892308Best advice for men approaching 40?
>>127892385plenty of time to get over yourself
>>127892385Do the same thing but go for women over 30 and take into account that many of them will be married or have accumulated trauma or baggage which makes them unresponsive so your success rate will be lower. But honestly just today walking around I saw two guys over 40 approach women who looked under 30 and the approaches seemed to go well.
>>127892385be more mature than when you were 18
>>127868970She's cute
samefag thread
>>127869019She looks like a heroin addict.
90s/early 2000s Gwen
>>127892225but... why? Women are vicious, horrible creatures and every single relationship ends badly. Eternal love doesn't exist. So why bother?
I'm not a furry but...
>>127892225>small talkWaste of time I just cut straight to the point, work's more often than you'd think.
>>127894625Everything ends. The sooner you come to terms with this the sooner you can start living.
>>127894659Ok I get it you're more attractive than me. I have a recessed chin. Straight to the point only works after a few drinks.
>>127895029what's the point of putting effort in the kek?
>>127895270then*
>>127894470Wouldn't be surprised
>>127895270Because it happens before it ends.
>>127894470That's probably part of the appeal
>>127896305Junkies are scum
