>listens to 2hollis onceRough experience.
>>127886677>balded at 17 brutal
>>127886802he's a billie eilish fan that couldn't handle the supreme eclectic autism of 2hollis
This man will have have an iron will and never give a fuck, rather than dreaming and getting rugpulled later in life.
>>127886677Poor fucking dude. Not only has he gone full Mad Professor before he can legally drown his sorrows in booze, he's also a hot meme on 4chan. All because he was too shy to say no to the photographer when she asked if she could put these completely unremarkable images on her portfolio page.
>>127886995He will become a downtrodden wallflower.
>>127886677It clickedhttps://youtu.be/H2vTrHc-OGk?si=mJl-fNfoWgjJNrT4
>>127886677>tfw still mogs me It's over
>>127886677I had long thick hair for most of my life but started losing it around 27 and I thought my life was over. I have no idea how people who start balding in their teens or early twenties cope with it.
>>127886677Computer, pull up more about Tyler's interests
>>127887421He used to be such a good boy, but now he's a supervillain in the making.
>>127887050he was listening to brazilian phonk at the moment those pictures were taken
>>127887157>trust fund nepo baby music
I'm smart, and I want respect!
>>127886677he’s straight up oozing confidence. what a fucking Chad
>>127887180are you morbidly obese and listen to combichrist?
>>127887432Ah, I see. Computer, pull up Tyler's graduation plans.
>>127887306pic related>when you start balding before the age of 10
>>127887050he could probably buy alcohol without being carder t.b.h.
>>127887779>he’s straight up oozing confidence. what a fucking Chad
>>127886677unironically hope this kid has a good life despite what god has cursed him with
>>127890552>unironicallythe fact that you have to write it out isn’t really a sign of sincerity
>>127886677i'm incel and I'm not even this bad lol. christ. I really hope he didn't an hero or if he did, hopefully he took out a few stacys and chads to drag with him into the abyss.
>>127887679don’t care
>>127886677what does this have to do with 2hollis
>>127890552>non-stop ridicule and passive aggression from every guy>getting side-eyed by every chick>never being able to make eye contact with said chicks>being patronized by everyone because they feel bad for you>never being invited anywhere and spending all your nights at home or on message-boards >zero teen pussyEven if he's totally set for life before he reaches his 30s in some STEM job, the lack of formative experiences and intimacy in his teen years will mentally erode him and turn him into a withered husk by his mid-20s.
>>127886677photoshoot in the norwoods
>>127891521he can start professor-maxx'ing and redeem by mid 20s
>>127886677>tyler's graduation party plans
>>127887306They get expensive drugs that shrinks your brain, testicles, and dick. On the flipside it gives you some hair back.
>>127892404>professor-maxx'ingcan be kino if he actually gets a phd and wears the getup 24/7
>>127887306>I have no idea how people who start balding in their teens or early twenties cope with it.its not exactly like you have a choice.you either start looking like vegeta or shave it and get it over with.obviously its not a good feeling but after a year or so of doing it you'll get used to it.
>>127886677ayy lmao
>>127891521this hits a little to close to home and i dont like it anon
>>127891521I had none of this happen to me and I still ended up becoming a socially isolated weirdo. Girls have literally told me I was a 0 before. But for some reason I still got invited to parties and had one (1) girlfriend in highschool. Maybe it was pity.
>>127893452Getting a date is the easy part when you think about it. It not scarring her off with your autism power level that's the hard part. Honestly if dating has taught me anything it's that most people's definition of "growing up" is to never ever have fun when really all it means is having fun when you have free time. But nah I'm expected to stop listening to certain types of music or stop watching certain types of shows shit some people throw a fit if you put tendies in the oven. If I have to give up literally everything about me to have a wife and kids then I'd rather be single. Because I'm not gonna change,I don't wanna "grow up".
>>127888419he will listen to the cure, all alone at home
>>127886677HRT could have saved her
>>127891391he will get finastride and put his first salary on hair transplant surgery
>>127894582You dont ever have to grow up. Youre right can still do fun things in moderation. You can still be yourself and enjoy the things you enjoy well after high school or college. Just gotta pick the right partner. Some women are bossy assholes and you cant partner with them
>>127886677>dude just be yourself
>>127891402>trust fund poster likes trust fund musiciansshocking!
>>127891521>non-stop ridicule and passive aggression from every guyDoesn't happen. Only extremely weak males (like yourself) give a fuck about what other men look like
>>127896821Some guy in the late 90s in high school tried to give me a pair of jeans because apparently I wasnt wigger enough. Closet gay im sure
>>127896821>the jocks that stuff stickmen like in op's pic into garbage cans and lockers are extremely weak maleswell in a way you're not wrong
>>127894582This. Virgin but plenty of first dates and kisses here. I can mask my autism well enough for da boys and to get a girl on a first date. But they always figured it out during that, and got da ick.Also healthy attitude. Better to become old alone and mediocre happy than to have to share your entire life till death with someone you deep down hate.
>>127896821"what's up, cueball?"
>>127896821This
>>127896821based home-schooled anon
>>127886677You just know he went balls deep in Lisa after these photos were taken.
>>127893190go to bed rick, and stop grooming your grandson
>>127894582Having a wife and kid didn't stop me from any of those things I still abuse drugs too but in moderation. Shit my dad's adult as hell and he'll watch or do absolutely anything he wants because he has zero self consciousness until he's at a nice restaurant or something like that
>>127886677This kis needs to ghoul max with long stringy hair and start getting into weird shit. Doesn't have to stop being his cocky self but he might just seem interesting if he went metal
>>127896967>the jocks that stuff stickmen like in op's pic into garbage cans and lockers are extremely weak malesLMAO imagine thinking movies written by nerdy jews are real life
>>1278914102hollis is balding
>>127892374the tree density isn't what it used to be
>>127898133It’s over.
>>127898658He's Enomaxxing
>>127886677aside from unforunate aesthetic genes he's probably just a normal nice dude like anyone else. No reason to meme him
>>127898784Normally most guys wouldn't give a shit, but the zoomer generation was born with social media, so as soon as they anyone they start rating people and making assumptions
>>127898817As opposed to the previous generations, where nobody got bullied in school for looking different than normal...
>>127898784and you know what they say about "nice guys", anon
>>127898939I don't think the nice guys you are referencing are the same as what i was talking about.
>>127899022timid guys finish lastmeek guys finish lastnice guys finish lastfuck do I care if he said "thank you" every time someone handed him the diamond sword in his minecraft lobby.
>>127899038alright bro
>>127892532B--B-B-B-B-BAAAALDB-B-B-B-B-BAAALDBALD TO THE BONE
>>127898784The people on this site act like women when it comes to other men's looks
>>127899469Just having a laugh m8. I'm pretty good looking but I saw a picture of my wife and I today and I couldn't bear to tell her after 10 years together I look way better when we used to be kinda matched
>>127899555>I couldn't bear to tell her after 10 years together I look way better when we used to be kinda matcheddo you hate her or something?
>>127899655I said I didn't tell her. She's all personality though, most people can't comprehend a woman like mine exists
>>127899555You sound dumb as shit, also a loser who couldn't even keep his bitch in shape KEK
>>127893153the price of vanity
>>127893263op's pic is beyond vegeta
>>127893270
>>127893275so you have no hairthat sucks
>>127889284you can tell that he loves colt 45
>>127895295so he should become a girl instead? there are enough ugly girls already
>>127896088the guy in OP's picture grew up before he knew it
>>127895215and Depeche mode
Only real ones roll big doinks
>>127896052all those women listen to Amy Winehouse
>>127896139You can tell that he is the kind of person that would browse /mu/ and has developed an exaggerated eclectic taste.
>>127886677I bet he lurks here
>>127896830>tried to give me a pair of jeanslol what
>>127887679so is gupi and he's good
>>127887157I got filtered so hard by his voice on my first listen but it clicked shortly after
>>127896975what you really convey is that your need for sexual intimacy isn't that important
>>127891521He can just go bald, get fit, grow a mustache, get insanely tan, get tattoos, and he's set
>>127909243Oh, and get jaw surgery and grow 4 inches.
>>127896987chrome dome
>>127887157This is the only song I can tolerate which sucks because I kind of like the artists he is aping but his music just isn't that good
>>127886677lifting + shaving it off + smiling + fashionwould fix himeasy as that
>>127886677The guy seems confident and has charisma. Dont know why are you all bullying him so much>>127891521I started balding at 22 and this is simply not true. Some people like me, most dont. It was the same when i wasnt bald too. Sure, i had more social life but that social life involved doing drugs and alcohol and listening to mindless bickering and experiencing stupidity of human race in an enormous amounts. Some chicks still like me, i even get approached sometimes and lots of them look at me. Ridicule and passive aggression by guys is simply not true. I experienced lots of it when i wasnt bald too, it doesnt make a difference. Some people are assholes sure, but they would be assholes to you even if you werent bald.The truth of the matter is, if i didnt do drugs when i was younger i simply wouldnt have my friendgroup, and if people choose to stop being your friend if youre bald means they were never your friends in the first place. Means you wouldnt even realize they arent really your friends if you never started balding.
>>127897228peer pressure anon that's right
Shave the head, grow a beard and hit the gymAlso better fashion and
>>127897345she could see her reflection all the time
>>127886677>no jacket required
>>127886677It's amoral of the photographer to post those, she knew what the response would be
>>127897350no
>>127897415>abuse drugs>in moderationjunkie with autism
>listens to crazy town and godsmack once
>>127898921appearance is secondaryif you're too goofy then you will be ostracized
>>127897429He will look like Devin Townsend.
>>127896762if you can buy your way into the spotlight then obviously it must be good
>politekek she's absolutely repulsed by him(I would know, I was literally the same...still kinda am)
>>127887306for the moment I'm just keeping it the same length as I always have, but making extra sure to hide my temples with hair, so basically a combover
>>127898035some people like wishful thinking
>>127898465Greta looking juicy!
>>127886677Quite pleased with this
>>127898734more like stressed out
>>127886677Sematary is the superior nepo baby white boy. At least his music is original
2hollis is so fucking beautiful it’s hurts.
>>127908172no he isnt kys faggot
>>127917161when you wear a pound of makeup and starve yourself you can be beautiful too anon
>>127917193I already do it.
>>127899446lol
>>127917199Can we fuck
>>127917258Only if you stream 2hollis on Spotify
>>127886677If he buzzed it down to a one and put on just a few pounds of muscle, he'd look completely normal
>>1279175762hollis fags are literally indistinguishable from 14 year old kpop stans wow
>>127899680you probably cheat on her
>>127909952>shaving it offcoward
>>127899874take it easy, you larper
