violence enjoyers edition>How do I get into X genre?>>listen to these albumshttps://imgur.com/a/I4V7Ehttps://files.catbox.moe/8xl7gs.zip>>save these spurdoshttps://imgur.com/a/OfxFOhttps://files.catbox.moe/ae36c3.zip>>save these cringe editshttps://imgur.com/a/fZjkWp6https://files.catbox.moe/yjogdd.zip >How do I find more like X band?https://www.metal-archives.com - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists" tab.https://www.last.fm - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists".https://www.rateyourmusic.com - Read charts, lists, and related artistshttps://4chanmusic.miraheze.org/wiki/Essential_Charts - Look for metal related charts.https://www.gnoosic.com/ - Type in three bands you like and get suggestions. >Where do I find X album?https://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1 - P2P application, install it and use the search tabhttps://www.rutracker.org - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration (https://i.imgur.com/SYbRnnk.png)https://www.en.metal-tracker.com/ - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration>>DHT crawlers (search engines for torrents)https://damag.net/https://bt4gprx.com/https://bitsearch.to/>>direct download links in /mu/ archives (links may be dead, DL codes may be used up)https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/(%22mega.nz%22|mediafire|gofile)%20metal/https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/https%20%22bandcamp.com%22%20yum%20metal/old: >>127899108
first for djent
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Inb4 blasting
>>127903684>>127903686True human-made posts.
BLASTING
Metal for this feeling?
Blastinghttps://youtu.be/UzTqkmN79dU?si=q3QFEMN3H0-kkXor
>>127903694HEIL DEMO HAMMER
>>127903691>t. Rattus Norvegicus
>>127903698
>>127865449
>>127903708You responded to a fake blasting post
>>127903720Fuck off
>>127903714This was in every balding, bean necked, söy gargler's playlist when it came out>muh heckin silent hillerino!
>>127903698https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jA3s2kLmb0g&pp=ygUSUHJvY2xhbWF0aW9uIGFsYnVt
I miss this album
>>127903734https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48SuqqD5R1k&list=RD48SuqqD5R1k&start_radio=1
>>127903686Correct.
>>127903756https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20210526/p2a/00m/0sc/014000chttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20210526/p2a/00m/0sc/014000c>muh heckin reddit zogsludge advertisement
>>127903792https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9820629/
Have you ever actually thought about how fucking cool it is for a guy to come up with an entire album in his head, record himself playing all of the instruments, and then arrange it all in a way that actually sounds like a full band and not some stitched together bandcamp slop made up of short loops in garageband?This album is so goodhttps://youtu.be/JZf4p8snglI
>>127903754Based. This album was basically Infester 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUe0-OgckMw
>>127903792>>127903794Good thing I'm not a catfish or an eelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufAE-skaA4&list=RD9ufAE-skaA4&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2unV6W8D1s&list=RDz2unV6W8D1s&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB_1CbKSm00&list=RDsB_1CbKSm00&start_radio=1
>>127903680I'm just here to tell you that the first two imgur links in the OP don't work.
>>127903823They don't work in-browser, but a while back I've been able to download the images with a downloader script. I think imgur changed the way links are formatted, but refuses to redirect old ones. That's why the catbox zips are underneath each.
>>127903792>>127903794>>127903809>>127903756Thank you schizos
>>127903798Sounds like shit.
>>127903694Tweaker Slam
Albums that are like this?
>>127903942Blind Guardian - A Night at the OperaWintersun - Time I & Time IIPathfinder - Fifth Element
Can you recommend punk influenced black metal bands?I really like Carpathian Forest but I struggle to find similar bands.
>>127903942Keeper of the Seven Keys
Bump.
>try to get water out of my ear>only make it more cloggedDSBM recs?
>>127904081Impaled NazareneNattefrosts solo stuff
>>127904158>Impaled NazareneSaw them in concert this year.>Nattefrosts solo stuffI've only listened to his first (?) solo album; wasn't aware there was more.
Scriabin
>>127903694still sounds pretty good in mono not gonna lie
>>127903929You don’t even listen to music, you’re just obsessed with making low effort posts on /mu/
>>127904081Blutschwur
>>127904229Såår?
>>127904171>liveNice, never saw a bad impaled nazarene gig so I always try to go when they play near me.>NatterfrostJust 2. Rest is just live shit afaik.>punk bmI also like that 2025 chevallier skrog ep comp. who always claims to be punk influenced but he puts out like 10 releases a year and most of them are shit imo.
>>127904284The best metal for when madam redeems the card.
Tempted to given Within Temptation's entire discog a run through.
>>127903694
>>127904395Looks bestial.
>>127904414It's a stellar entry in the genre of mexicans lapring as aztecs raw bm
just a reminder that punk is shit and ''punks'' are little onions bitches
>>127904454>ChatGPT, please write paragraphs agreeing with me
>>127904469you know this is a nazi general right , get the fuck out degenerate
>>127904454Embarrassing chud drivel
>you know this is a nazi general right , get the fuck out degenerate
>>127903804is it really or you are just saying it? i can't bother listening to some grind for an hour if it's not true
>>127903694Some warshit to wash out some coreshit
>>127904505But nsbm usually has more punk in it than than non nazi bm
Good metal for being a feisty Jew?
>>127903694it's 3:30 am but my neighbors can go fuck themselves, this is on full volumehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNQh8NKl57w
>>127903942Nightwish OnceWithin Temptation (any)Queensryche, anything non-Mindcrime
>>127904770based, neighbors are fags
>>127904782Not all neighbors are, but mine are. Specifically the fat Karen who thinks she's the HoA but everytime she calls the cops they just ignore her.I don't even have to post a picture of her, you KNOW what she looks like. And she listens to Slayer every morning whether she wants to or not.
>>127904790>I don't even have to post a picture of her, you KNOW what she looks likeobese but still has a horse faceblonde hair with dark streakswears sunglasses after 5 pm
>>127903694OUGH
>>127904808>blonde hairNo but the color does start with the letters "bl" and it is more than one color. And she can't wear sunglasses bcuz she shops at the same eyecare place all fat cunts do, the place that only sells those horribly huge plastic pink frames. Like if you looked up "obnoxious feminist cunt with doodletats" on google you'd probably see a picture of her.But she's also young and doesn't understand people like her have zero power IRL. It's not a big town and cops figure out real quick to ignore the bitch who calls the PD 10 times a day to complain about a lawnmower or some retarded shit.
>>127904856seems like you should blast Demolition Hammer to piss off your neighborhood even more
No one cares about your fat neighbour that ignored your flirting attempts
>>127904875>t. Karen
>>127904461Good taste.
Alex Webster and Paul Mazurkiewicz denied the Dawg, can't handle the heat down in Hell.
>>127904897thanks
>>127904875>"God I hate fat ugly retarded cunts.">"tee hee that means you want to date me!"seriously karen kill yourself. Suicide is mandatoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RyJ9eltgec
>>127905330Cringe underage Gayer Tourist
this is easily the worst general on /mu/
>>127905617Show me 3 other generals that offer the same level of expertise on OSDM recommendationsYou hate this general because you posted bad music, weak music that no one wants to listen and you were ignored
>>127905638what an angry little bald man you are
>>127905643I post recs here constantly. Unknown, forgotten bands that got left in the dirtPosted this yesterday:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szuL70MP1q4Another anon replied instantly "yeah, it is good". One of the bands that was somewhat known in late 90s, by the 2000s they were mostly forgotten. I constantly post here forgotten gems from the past
>>127905638You would get better recs in a dedicated threadNobody who is knowledgeable about metal music takes this general seriously
Bump
>>127905661Gigagarbage rec that makes me ashamed to be a metalhead.
>>127905661>Unknown, forgotten bands that got left in the dirtyeah I can see why because that shit you posted was cringe
>>127905787>>127905795Because it is back to the basics Heavy metal?Just say you hate trad heavy metal, everybody who would actually listen trad heavy metal would agree it is a good song
>>127905848it would have been cringe in '87 but the fact that was released in '97 makes it gigacringe
>>127905848Maybe you are better off in the /trad/ general, where they have lower standards than us.Complete diapergarbage for third worlders with acne and microdicks.
>>127903694I don't usually listen to much atmoblack, but it's fitting for this cold, gloomy day
>>127905858>>127905855So you hate metal? The song has perfect structure, bigger than life chorus that invites the listener to sing along, mean, fat riffs and powerful singeryou hate metal
>>127905910Is that your grandpas band or something? Shit just sucks, no need to literally cry like a woman about people not liking it. Have some self-respect.
>>127905910Are you one of the diaper shitters in that band?Nobody else would defend this lmao
>>127904257Nice, I listened to their new album and it was pretty good. I must confess I prefered the simple power chords parts.Any more bands?
>>127905910>You hate dogshit-flavored ice cream?>Damn, you must really hate ice cream!Nice logic, Vladimir.
>>127905638>imply old senile dickless men is goodignorance is bliss or whatever
>>127905927>>127905923The song was on a metal CD compilation I owned back in the dayhttps://www.discogs.com/release/724115-Various-HellDoradoeven in the early 2000s I knew it was an instant classic
>>127906082Finland sucks and so does Peganuz or whatever those clownish diaper mummies are called
>>127906133Irrelevant burst of country-hating, considering the fact that Pegazus is an Australian heavy metal band
>>127906082genuinely impressive how shitty that CD is>Soulfly>Korn>buttrock era Xysma>random KD track from fucking Voodoo>literal whos from Finland>that shitty band (You) keep shillingit even has one of the most wanky panky fretboard bullshit Symphony X songs
thoughts on funk?
>>127906151Being from Ausfailia is almsot as cringe as being from Failand
>>127906172somewhat based, but definitely a product of its time
>>127906166Voodoo is pretty good King Diamond album?
>>127906196>story set in 'Nawlins>no swampy bayou riffsshit tier
>>127905859Drudkh and other atmoblack fans rise.
>>127906254You hate King Diamond? I think Voodoo is a very solid album
Sargeist really is really among the best black metal bands. That whole triumphant riff thing, they nail it. But they also have songs with straight up darkness and not very melodic riffs. They do the pagan chanting. They do the hollers, the screeches.
>>127906277read that anon's post again and ask yourself if he could be seriousway too people retards are replying to bait lately
>>127905661>90s band making outdated late 70 to early 80s trad heavy/rock music is forgotten in 2000you dont say, its almost as if it makes sense to release trad heavy in 1980 but not in 1990
HERE I COMETHEY CALL MEA BEAST LIKE NONE BEFORE
>>127906313Why did they play at Wacken then? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3FusB1-EL0this is from 98, it's not like the crowd is "boo hoo we hate trad heavy metal bluh bluh". I just simply stated that they were kinda known/bigger band in the 90s but faded into irrelevancy/unknown band territory during the 2000s
>>127906366>has to prompt a drunk crowd to get them clappingJeb Bush energy
>>127906366>Why did they play at Wacken then?why does sleep token play anywhere?>this is from 98, it's not like the crowd is "boo hoo we hate trad heavy metal bluh bluh".yet according to your own words, they were quickly forgottenthe only reason trad heavy is respected is because it came out in the 70's, it was there first, there is no reason to release trad heavy after the 70s, and yes that includes nwothm, its a genre for nostalgiafags
>>127906391OSDM revival had some good bands
>>127906398pegazus is not osdm
>>127906415Pegazus nailed that trad heavy metal sound without sounding pretentious revival worship for the sake of revivalism
>>127906429too fucking bad cuz trad heavy isnt good if its made past 1980theres better genres like thrash, black, death
>>127904852that cover goes hard
>>127906462I don't think there is any good thrash released past 80sblack, death, however I agree
>>127903570KWAB
>>127906280okay cringelord
>>127904569The backing band is the same, but with porno-grind lyrics and worse vocals and horror movie samples on everything like Mortician
>>127907010Sargeist is elite.You don't belong here, faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTppxGQAozo
>>127906462>trad heavy isnt good if its made past 1980there's plenty of good trad bands making music today. i've been going to a yearly festival that is largely said bands. ofc they don't get talked about here because extremecels like you have tantrums when they get posted and drown out any potential discussion.
>>127907288prove that theyre good
>>127907295you hate metal
>>127903694'LASTINGS.ZERO BASEDAGE.YOU GOT TO STARVE THE PIGS FOR A FEW DAYS, THEN THE SIGHT OF A CHOPPED-UP BODY WILL LOOK LIKE CURRY TO A PISSHEAD. YOU GOTTA SHAVE THE HEADS OF YOUR VICTIMS, AND PULL THE TEETH OUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE PIGGIES' DIGESTION. YOU COULD DO THIS AFTERWARDS, OF COURSE, BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO SIEVIN' THROUGH PIG SH*T, NOW, DO YOU? THEY WILL GO THROUGH BONE LIKE BUTTER. YOU NEED AT LEAST SIXTEEN PIGS TO FINISH THE JOB IN ONE SITTING, SO BE WARY OF ANY MAN WHO KEEPS A PIG FARM. THEY WILL GO THROUGH A BODY THAT WEIGHS 200 POUNDS IN ABOUT EIGHT MINUTES. THAT MEANS THAT A SINGLE PIG CAN CONSUME TWO POUNDS OF UNCOOKED FLESH EVERY MINUTE. HENCE THE EXPRESSION: "AS GREEDY AS A PIG".
>>127907344Overdose. Right on, pal. Texan Viscosity. Choked and left to bleed. Me? UNSCARRED. Backbone to The Brick Layers. Ain't about the Globalist "Homoempathy" "stuff". Just straight-piped Will. Action. Cause and Defect. 'Course, corporal. Gnawing Flesh.Death/Black stuff released back in my prime. Skank in heat on the cover.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX-4W0M2j6Q
>>127907404basadodo you like the band Black Witchery?
>>127907404Gaylord?
>>127907340i hate trad heavy metal*in fact doom metal (started with sabbath) is older than trad heavy (started with judas priest) and i love doom metalits YOU that hates metal and should fuck off to the traditional metal general
>>127907417I don't know. I just watched the Youtube video on the singer going insane and killing people.The music is interesting though.
>>127907444This is the /metal/ general and you want me to fuck off to some /containment/ general?Are you the same type of people who want to censor Glam bands from the Metal-Archives despite they are relevant part of heavy metal history? I listen all metal
>>127907509you listen beherit?
>>127907526I listen to Beherit, Sarcofago, Black Witchery, Archgoat, Demoncy, Poison (war metal band) and Poison (glam metal band)
>>127907544>the trad heavy shizo is the same guy as the listen beherit schizo and the glam metal schizothis general really does have only 3 people in it
>>127907551And who are you? One of those YouTube clickers? kek
>>127907580im the man who knocks, and your wife is the woman that welcomes me
>>127903694worrrrrreeeee
>>127904142https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbWJhvGhdfc
Why's metal so dead
what the hell happened to muh cuntry?
>>127907594epic post, bodied that freak
https://youtu.be/E6ysBtURvYEchud hours
>>127908091Underrated band. Very solid discography, some albums have somewhat bad mixing.
>>127907289Correct.
>>127908114The middle albums are too 'soft' compared to the first few and last few albums, but still good.
>>127907288why would you bother insisting they're out there without namedropping a couple? Just a pointless post
>>127908162This song has some of my favorite riffs by themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GGFjDxsO78
Pop songs done in style of metal bands are my guilty pleasurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fxWqTRYU6s
>>127908114The Doom Skeptron is great, the rest is just "good"
>>127908222Well some pop songs would be Power Metal songs if properly distorted guitars, for example:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAp7EvdpFJwjust add some double kicks and distorted guitars, it's power metal.
>>127908227I haven't listened the last few albums by them (they have so many albums released)But what I've heard, yeah, The Doom Skeptron is where they peaked. I actually own that album
>>127908222>Dancing Queen: Cryptopsy edition
>>127908222https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylEBc-Udo40
>>127904454Correct.
>>127905617>>127906628/metal/ is the ratI'm the tunes
Passionate riffs
Archgoat should make an entire ambient album where it's just the sounds of women fucking goats
>>127908401based
>>127908334you're very, very rat-like in the face, with the big yellow front teethit's obvious you smell bad
>>127908401>sounds of women fucking goatswhy would women fuck lebron and steph curry?
>>127908600No, can't say I have.>Nuclear Holocausto Vengeance was quoted saying that Goat Vulva was only a booze project and he couldn't remember how many so-called demos were released, but they came in very limited quantities, perhaps 10 or 20 copies of each.kek based
how do we feel about powerviolence?
Anyone listened this war metal band?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpyHb8v616Athis is from 1990...
>>127908456Debunked
>>127908666Anything Hardcore-related is pure douche music.
>>127908666not metal but it's alright
>>127908334
>>127903694fake blasting post, whatever, I'll blast anyway>>127903708>>127904770HEIL Thrashbros
>>127908870KEK
>>127908901>fake blasting postNo.
>>127908920Is it sketch?
>>127908918if a person is spamming the same album thread after thread it's not a sincere blast just shilling
Bhad Bhabie is more metal than trad metal
>>127909049It's just a symptom of autism
>>127909049Prove it, after you dry your eyes.
For the patricians who prefer melodic death metal over melodeath
What's the difference between melodic death metal, melodeath, and meloshit
>>127909186last thread>>127903303the thread before that>>127893186the thread before that>>127878025that shit isn't organic it's shilling and it's just like the Kulturfaggot and Thompsonfag
>>127908870lmao
>>127909291Now prove it's one person. Settle yourself first.
Ozzy Osbourne? FREAKIN DIED? IMPOSSIBLE! OZZZYYY NOOOOOO
>>127909390>t. incel simp
>>127909397
>>127909384shilling faggot, prove it's not just you shilling
Good afternoon Matthew
>>127909281Orders of quality, in exactly the series you posted them.
>>127909458>not changing the text to Kultcha
>>127909281Death metal with melodic emphasis = Melodic death metal Mostly bands that existted before Gothenburg scene
Melodic death metal is a crime against humanity
Explain to me why MA defines Dissection's genre as "Melodic black metal", when some melodeath bands copied the music 1:1 but are labelled as "Melodeath" instead of Melodic black metal
>>127909613name five (5)
>>127909554New Mors Principium Est is AOTY though
>>127909500Great album, not really metal though
>>127909623Listen Gates of Ishtar - A Bloodred PathIt's like Dissection, but its labelled as Melodic death metal
>>127909627Sounds like someone trying to play through Symphony of the NIght while their father beats them upShame the vocals sound really bad
What do we think about new Revocation album?
>>127909613It lists both genres, what's the problem?
And why are some here so furiously defending Metal-Archives genre classifications? As if they got everything right from the start - I think their definitions are highly controversial
>>127909663I`ve seen Revocation 3 times and I can't remember anything because of how vanilla they were
>>127909658>someone trying to play through Symphony of the NIght while their father beats them upKek>Shame the vocals sound really badYou can say that about most screamed vocals in metal
>>127909671Why Gates of Ishtar is not labelled as Melodic black metal too then?A Bloodred Path could be a early Dissection album why you defend Metal-Archives always?
>>127909432>>127909445>>127909458>seething faggot starts its rage-spamlol
>>127909681No, these sound particulary unappealing
>>127909613On RYM first 2 albums have melodic death metal as secondary genre while Rainkaos only has melodic death metal as primary
>>127909702I guess you aren't a fan of Children of Bodom either
>>127909704That sounds reasonable
>>127909717You are right
>>127908920I wonder where people buy these
>>127909445Concession accepted (again)
>>127909717Which era of Bodom? Their first four albums are quite different from the later-era Bodom like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNJXS9X0yY0They were trying to break through in United States and were touring with bands like Lamb of God etc. so their sound changed drastically, probably with intention to appeal to same kind of audience, it was in my opinion a totally different band from that on music-wise
>>127903694black sheep of the discography
>>127909687You don't know me, asshole!
>>127909739I mainly listened to their first 3 albums so I am not sure how much their sound changedI heard people say Hexed was a return to form and that one sounded alright
>>127909747Yea the last few albums they were closer to their original sound
You have to be seriously fucking tin-eared or retarded to not hear why this is melodeath:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drsphAsFdUUAnd this is meloblack:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaZzuysSOjY
>>127909763I used Gates of Ishtar - A Bloodred Path as an exampleWhy not post it? It actually sounds like Dissection and meloblack
>>12790976399% of new album covers for re-issues/remasters are dogshit
>>127909763Why you defend Metal-Archives? Are you personally invested in the site? Are you also the same guy who agrees with their extremely random Glam metal definitions? (Some bands get a free pass, some don't)
>>127909775Doesn't sound like black metal to me>>127909788See >>127909744
>>127909641post-metal is metal, chud
>>127909788The majority of metalheads are glad glam is dead. You don't have to be a MA mod to agree with that
I just roke up
>>127909848Not my favorite album but Storm Son is one of their best songs
>>127909844Why you want to erase that era from the Metal Encyclopedia? Intentionally erasing bands so that coming generations do not discover them?
>>127909894I don't care if people discover them but I think it's funny because they're shit
the glam defender is the serb sschizo
>>127909816>Doesn't sound like black metal to meIt literally sounds like early Dissectionfrom the reviews:> Their style, at least in their debut, wasn’t yet so definite and clear. They embraced also a lot of influences from another famous band in that period: Dissection.
>>127909844The majority of metalheads are low T
>>127909844>The majority of metalheads are glad glam is deadsource?
none of yall now what they talkin boat
>>127903694I fucking love it when I listen to an album on a whim just because the album cover grabs my attention, and it turns out to be really good.
>>127909914>It literally sounds like early DissectionYeah, their early stuff was when they were more death metal. The only reason Dissection gets the meloblack tag is because of SotLB. Again, listen to "Soulreaper" and then find me a single GoI song that sounds like it.
Do we like Alcest here?
>>127910010Like Meshuggah they were a unique band that inspired lots of shitty imitators
>>127910010seeing as we love twinks and feminine penis here, the answer is a resounding yes
>>127909966>Again, listen to "Soulreaper" It sounds like early Children of Bodom that was never labelled as "Melodic black metal"
>>127910017what's your favorite subgenre of twink
>Neige is 40 and still hasn't suffered twink death
>>127910096Dude looks like Brianna Wu
>>127910010Niege was based for his contributions to KPN
>>127910070Bodom had a few BM-ish riffs on the first album (In the Shadows ofc), but they've always been their own thing. I don't really call them melodeath either, they're just Bodom.
>>127910142They are just power metal with screams
>>127910142Again, Metal-Archives labels them "Power metal">Genre: Melodic Death/Power MetalAre you going to defend that Power Metal label? Bodom has nothing to do with Power Metal bands, but some Metal-Archives mod just listened it one day and came to conclusion that "Yeah... it's power metal... with harsh vocals"
What is the earliest example of black metal? RYM says it’s Nekrofilie by 666
>>127910176How can you not hear power metal riffs in their music?Plus every song has ridiculous keyboard shredding
>>127910139He denounced his chudness and now regrets ever being part of that whoresonery.
>>127910181>RYM says
>>127910186apparently he played with them for eight years, longer than i would have thought
>>127910176No retard, I literally said "they're just Bodom". Metalheads are so obsessed with classifying everything but then they stubbornly refuse to adopt more than like 5 classifications.
>>127910185What is even MORE laughable, that Metal-Archives labels IneartheD (pre-Bodom) as "Power Metal" https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Inearthed>Genre: Melodic Death/Power MetalIt has even less to do with power metal than early Bodom, but Metal-Archives mods maybe want to re-write history as they see fit?It is clear to any objective person that if Bodom would have never even existed nobody in this world would have labelled IneartheD as Power Metal band. It would have simply been: Inearthed? Oh yeah that relatively unknown melodeath band from the 90s
>>127910142Kalmah are Bodom but better
>>127910238Kalmah is like Bodom without all of the things that make Bodom good.
>the Algorithm keeps recommending Biohazard to meNo, a thousand times no
>>127910267What about Norther?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3zy8TQ1aPkThey even get the same label as Bodom in MA:>Genre: Melodic Death/Power MetalAnd ex-Norther guitarist joined Bodom after Latvala
>>127910181Thorns
>>127910181under the sign of the blacked mark
>>127910010Saw them nearly 14 years ago in a small venue above a bar and they were bad. Really weak music.I went for the first of the 2 opening acts and should've left after they played.
>>127902911>>127902911>>127902911
>>127910317I liked some aspects of their sound. Some of their songs seemed like insipid alternative rock, though. And there was out-of-tune singing in their studio recordings.
>>127910238Kalmah are Bodom but SWAMPS SWAMP SWAMPS SWAMPS
rock and metal fans are done with traditional music, they are going all in on chaotic music like math rock, mathcore, dissonant death and dissonant black metal
>>127910267They both have over the top keyboard solos
if metal wants to survive this is how it’ll be from now on
>>127910550Only a handful of boomer bands are leftGen X bands like Slayer are already retiredmetal will die soon
>>127910493Kalmah - swamp coreAmorphis - Lake coreAhab - ocean core
>>127910587What's river core?
>>127910458>out-of-tune singing in their studio recordingsThey were like that live; timid and effeminate. The bass player was out of tune with the other guitars and no one could keep time. Maybe they improved, but I'll not be checking.
>>127910587then what is Bodom if it's Kalmah but a Lake instead of swamps?
>>127903694Dissection-core is my favorite subgenre of metal
>>127910779also lake core
Esoctrilihum vs. Tetragrammacide
>>127910855both of them are on a completely level playing field - in the rubbish bin
Imagine the whole country will see a photo of you because you won the lottery or something. Which metal band will be on your shirt?
>>127910943Whichever one pisses people off the most
>>127908960No, it's a fucking picture you doofus.
>>127910973burzum it is
>>127910943Marduk - Fuck Me Jesusor maybe that Cradle of Filth shirt with the huge tittied slagsor that "Women are punching bags for my cock" shirt
>>127910943My Slayer tshirt because it has the SS on it
>>127910991>Marduk - Fuck Me JesusHeh. The early 90's was such an innocent time.
>>127911015so does any KISS shirt you faggot
>>127905330What an absolute banger, Jeff truly was a riff god.Seeing modern-day "Slayer" with that fucknig Gary Holt faggot and Bostaph makes me immesurably sad.Fuck.
>>127911024Yeah but it's KISS, come on
>>127910943>wear a niche band shirt>/meal/ starts roasting you
>>127910991>Cradle of FilthThe one saying Jesus is a cunt?
>Sean Delaney was the unofficial fifth member of the band he was a Manhattan queer who choreographed all the early Kiss shows.>On the creation of the KISS logo in his book “Hellbox":>Ace Frehley was an artist, and he started messing around with the word as a logo>He first drew the K-I, and I was told by Gene that Ace took an SS German pin, laid it beside the K-I, and said something to the effect of, 'the K-I stands for you two kikes, and the S-S stands for my heritage.'>Ace was of German and Dutch descent.>Gene, infuriated by the remark made by Ace, rose his fist to Ace when suddenly he stopped to reflect upon the notion that if he could react the way he did to the KISS logo, then how would the world react?>They bastardized the SS in Kiss and the logo became an infamous icon recognized the world over. Now later they would claim it was lightning flashes and that the slashed S-S stood for power,>but I remember the story the way they told it to me, and to each other, and it was always the same as I just told it, time and time again.
>>127910981Sexy pic
>>127910010Yeah, I like it a lot
>>127911061that one would actually be better, but there was another Vestal Masturbation shirt with two huge tittied nunslike Scoreland titcow tiermight have been a bootleg
>>127909948Hell yeah
>>127910943Lately I'm wearing only Destroyer666 shirts (and I don't fucking have enough) so prob one of theirs.
>>127910943Mnima - Disciples of Excremental Liturgies
>>127910943I'd wear a custom T with this on it
>>127911024Not in Germany
>>127911163seeing cavities is nastier than any guro or body horrorINSTANT boner loss when a whore in porn has cavatiesI had to stop watching some Gianna Michaels vids because of it
>>127911163I'm stealing your idea
>>127911178KekNot as bad as you but year, kind of a turnoff.
>>127911024Too subtle
>>127911219*but yeah
>>127911178Lol damn homie you really hate cavities
>>127908870Creepy gimmick
>>127911276
>>127911281>shitty low effort threadNo
This is consistently the worst general aside from /osrg/
