When Mortiis was in Emperor edition.old: >>127921997FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BRASTING
Some people call me... the Shadowmaster
>>127930576You're not the chickmaster nor the chinmaster that's for sure
>>127930592Incorrect lmao
Any crossdressers here? Show me your war metal outfits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYV0dIknhTA
>>127930574If any goregrind anons around, any 2025 recommendations?
>>127930576Because your nose casts a huge one
>>127930678No... it's because you all exist in my shadow...
>>127930723*in my nose's shadow
>>127930731No... in my shadow..
>>127930671https://sentientruin.bandcamp.com/album/bone-fetish
>>127930576dummy thicc dump truck shadow ass
>>127930574Hails from Brazil! \m/https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=m-xwn38W1Mk&si=FT_8qvGfht3Myghf
>>127930671Morge Tar
>>127930576What circumstances dictate that a 40 year old man wear shoes like this
>>127930745Just bad lighting actually
>>127930772Sorry, my Hokas need a wash
>>127930564Correct
>>127930792Why do you dress like a cholo
>>127930574
>>127930671Septic fumeshttps://youtu.be/bsMEynnxhgU?si=exA1oze2bpiusVJeHacked aparthttps://youtu.be/kx2DTLoD9bM?si=CU1quecZnNKMr5Sk
I don't see any difference at all between numetal and death metal, black metal, or extreme metal as a whole. It's all the same cacophonous noise compared to real traditional metal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnQVMag0r5chttps://youtu.be/klbaF9SPyBk?t=107
Going to metal threat just for gbk
>>127930823For the culture obviously https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Z68Qqe236Ug&si=vUArlraThVY7Aelm
>>127930855based
>>127930739>>127930771>>127930866Very nice, thank you anon.
>>127930656You don't actually like that shit, do you?
>>127930887You’re a true mutt, never to be accepted by either Mexicans or whites
>>127930938The correct term would be "castizo" actually
>>127930876Do you like the first 2 Europe albums?
>>127930576cute femboy legswanna get pounded?
>>127930961>"copeschizo"
>>127930972Fuck off weirdo those are normal ass hairy legs
>>127930883Based.
>>127931002>ass hairy legslolwut?
>>127931002u got hairy ass? its ok im into that
>>127931021>>127931025Why do you guys type like bitches
>>127930977Ironic post
>>127931037why do you type like a tsundere that loves cocks
>>127930576real stalker (on instagram) vibes tbqh
>>127930855Acually good deathcoreWill they ever make another album?
>>127930543Who's the biggest nepo baby in metal? Myrkur?
>>127931080Holy shit, you’re right
>>127931106This was so disappointing compared to Aamongandr. Even the cover art was way worse.
>>127931093Because they're not really "deathcore" or at least not the codified version we know today. They were always more of a mathcore/deathgrind band. But last I heard they were working on new material for an album.
>too scared to include the biggest chud band on the poster>still get ACK!'dlmaooooo
>>127931079>>127931080>>127931130Thank you low IQ gangstalkers
See there's this feature on Instagram called "following"It doesn't mean you're literally following them but I know you guys are too pathetic to even have an Instagram account (too ugly and fat lol)
I barely even listened to music the past 3 weeks...how am I gonna listen to all the metal out there like this??
>>127931162Was supposed to go Sinister tonight and was wondering why they weren't listed on the bill anymore. Must be the same visa issues they had with Metal Threat.
>>127931187Forgot link mb>>127931189Have you tried making your own yet? Highly recommend
>>127931158I disagree, mainly because I don't like the vocals on Aamongandr - too dramatic.
>>127931169>no uabsolutely mexican
Trad metal
>>127931187>A Simp's Guide To Simping
>>127931259Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct. That tactic will not work for /metal/chuds
What kind of metal do methheads listen to
>>127931246Trad metal
Tard metal
>>127931311techshit
>>127931311War metal obvs
>>127931329Methamphetamine has been shown to raise IQ so that makes sense
>>127931352That's why the Nazis were so big-brained
>>127931271show us how many women are "following" you on Instagram
>>127931384Rather not, you guys are sus as hell lmao
>>127931384Touch grass incel
>>127931329This is the real answer>>127931350Trannies and incels and dishwashers are the only people who listen to this
>>127931193This album's alright, but it sounds like they had many ideas on how to be "experimental", and few ideas on how to implement them.
So who created Power Metal?>Rainbow>Judas Priest>Iron Maiden>Manowar
>>127931502All 4 of those bands were huge influences, but Helloween defined the genre's attributes
>>127931416What's a grass incel?
>>127931502Pantera
>>127931519Gotem
>>127931502rainbow kickstarted the entire thingmanowar created uspm and helloween created eupm
>>127931502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqTWnVAyNX0
September blasts.
>>127931710Awful charthttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-J-HRA6KayY&si=XdHXf4cGjZsvbWPV
I DON'T WANNA BE BURIEDIN A PET SEMETARYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpxRDhNLPTI&t=304s
>>127931725Sematary is metal though
castle ratthew
>>127931719Fuck off cunt.
Brutal Meloslam
>>127931753It's just outdated RYM/Pitchfork slop. Retard
Condense your charts down to a 3x3 or I shan’t be looking
Chartsloppers get the rope
>>127931780I don't remember much of any slams in picrel, but it is melodic brutal death.
>>127931710Youtube scrolling, "you fucking guy" guy.
>>127931193best crypospty ambum
I'm going to be making a chart for nbbmn.
>>127931751Not a rat but I do like a castle up my ass
>>127931886Cool that’ll be handy for when I’m in the mood for some tremoloderivatrite
>Castle Rat debutBoring diaper rock, basically a worse The Doors with a female singer>second albumActually competent doom album
>>127931834Take your meds.
>>127931782>RYM slopThis is a very dumb criticism since you can find pretty much every album ever on RYM.
>>127931710Not all metal
Only_Perception's carefully curated collection of scrobbles on last.fm
>>127932036dumb argumentIt's the retarded userbase driving the algorithm promoting shit-tier bands
>>127932052Lls
>>127932036coolyou should probably stay there with your xisters
>>127932060It's a good resource if you're not a lazy faggot and don't just scroll through the top 50-100 albums in whatever genre/subgenre.
>>127932102>admitting to being a touristwew lad
Might become a cop so I can shoot people. Metal for this feel
>>127932120that one soad song
>>127932108Explain how you came to this conclusion.
>>127932139>I am a non-local who relies on influencers and reviews to tell me what the best attractions of this scene are
>>127932159
>>127932052that's grim rat tier
I've listened to all of Sunn, Boris, and Earth. What else is there for Drone metal?
>>127932187Sleep
>>127932187Boris is shite
>>127932169>I am a non-local who relies on influencers and reviews to tell me what the best attractions of this scene areLiterally everyone has done this to some extent. No one's tastes are solely formed by blindly listening to any band they come across.It's not my main resource, nor do I think it's the best resource. I just think it's a good one, especially if you're not that familiar with a genre.Now go ahead and post some more retarded shit.
>>127932206True tbqh
>>127931803this is your album isn't it
>>127932210trip on, heartbreaker you do not fit in
>>127932230Yes.AMA.
>>127932210now say it without crying
The only good thing about RYM is being able to scroll through and look at artworks. That is for metal, other genres might not have our equivalent of the archives who knows.
Seeing these guys tomorrow
>>127930574Some good riffs but I expected more tbhdesu
>>127932263>scroll through and look at artworksthe slightest amount of cleavage is blocked
>>127932268To boo them I hope.
>>127932052>*wet fart noise*
>>127932297>permabanned>stops listening to metalkek who's mindbroken now
>>127932268Buckethead leveled up
>>127932297>Last.fm ProLls
>>127932268Portal are going in an interesting direction...
>>127930574Why is this considered grindcore and not death metal?
>DSBM, but make it insanely fucking goodhttps://youtu.be/qZUVcPw3GfA
>>127932292You mean bee?
This thread needs more statistics discussion https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao2yr0vHBbI
>>127930574the only good thing about this album is the opening riff on the first track
>>127932210That fag is too busy flexing how trve he is (as posers do) without asking himself if he makes any sense.I think touring a genre and acting like you know shit is dumb, but trying out some albums to dip your toes in the water is itself fine. Nobody is blessed with knowledge.>>127932268Is he in that black metal band about bees?
your AOTY so far? picrel
>>127932806Have been blasting the Warloghe record endlessly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VncR99BbVEM
>>127932210>Literally everyone has done this to some extent. No one's tastes are solely formed by blindly listening to any band they come across.i do. never watched a single influencer about music in my life nor read anything. when i was more into metal i would just download releases and see whats up with them
>>127932199I want drone, not stoner metal. I do like sleep, though.>>127932206They can be hit or miss
>>127932230No, and your favorite bands self-promoted constantly through tape trading, so ease up.
>>127932842Sure thing, Jack ;)
>>127932838The anon was referring to anyone who participates in RYM ratings as influencers, so obviously his definition of "influencer" is rather broad. By his standards, anyone who's ever voiced their opinion on an album is an influencer. In other words, he's a stupid asshole.>never watched a single influencer about music in my life nor read anythingYeah, I'm sure you're not lying at all, bro.
>>127932210>Literally everyoneNo.
>>127932314>>permabanned?
>>127930574Horny
>>127933220In his mind it was real
>>127932806Teitanblood
i've spent the last hour trying to do a cringe edit and just gave up, fuck i suck
>>127933253Just use AI, all the bands are now anyways
>>127933253nu-/metal/ doesn't deserve OC
Rob Halford's monkey and pee wees.
>>127933253cringe
>>127933276Agreed, we deserve better. Spurdos anyone?
>>127930543Did heset his mace on fire, or did he put nails through his torch? Going out to the woods to shoot these old school black metal promotional photos looks fun as hell. One of the things i regret most about never being able to start a band when I was a kid is that i never got to do that.
>*cracks open beer*>*kicks feet on desk*Yep, it's Morbin time
>>127933343How the hell is he supposed to put nails on a torch? It's on fire
>>127933351torches immediately douse themselves when putting them in your inventory
You have to listen to this album now
>>127933236wasnt he actually kinda goodI remember being impressed by one of his songs
Which is more metal? Being straight-edge or a methhead?
>>127933365My favorite off of it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25iMVFGOhdgHorn has an odd discography. The first three albums and the demos are very bizarre sounding atmoshit that is worth checking out. Not sure how exactly to describe it, everything sounds slightly wrong in a great way. Then he went into a weird decade long transition period filled with mediocre releases until he finally figured out a clean pagan sound and has been releasing consistly since.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0iI5Y8Fnuw
>>127933502Self-destruction and bad decisions are metal as fuck
>>127933528Shalom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQVTnq-UKk
>>127933543Hola João
>>127932571
>>127933502Straight-edge is only acceptable if you're a spiritual ascetic or have a serious health condition.Meth ftw
>>127933664ayo nigga just wanted a big booty kween dawg let a nigga live sheeeit
>>127933364okay.but if it sucks I'm heeming you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdcK3yFMYzI
>>127933664Bet she feels real stupid now. Varg is a genius.
Just finished doing squats with a 20L water jugMetal for this feel?
>>127933364>>127933793after the first track I wanted to heem you, it was boring but the 2nd and 3rd track have some riffs so you can live
>>127934009
>>127934023I want to fuck those oompa loompas
>>127934009most of the bands I want to see are still playing
>>127934023Is that Yngwie
>>127934045They're kinda cute, aren't they
>>127934009>Graveland's North American debutwhatever faglord, still worth it
feed me riff chow
>>127934270Is it worth 500 dollars?
>>127934270Yeah, there are enough great bands still playing to make it worth the price of admission, especially now that they've reduced the price by 50%.Graveland would be fuckin awesome, but I'd probably be blackout drunk by then.
>>127934340it doesn't even cost half that for all 4 days
>>127930543JUST ANOTHER MIDNIGHT HOURRRRRhttps://youtu.be/I9qgXg0BmbU?si=sPxsbVtLur71wKs6
>>127934277https://files.catbox.moe/0orksn.mp3
>>127930574new kommodus split
>>>/x/41204752
Fantastic album. You can instantly tell which riffs are the indubitable work of the eternal WERWOLF (HEIL)
>>127934476you have to be a fucking retard to not understand why in 5 seconds.
Ive come to learn this general has really shitty taste in metal. You niggers just listen to le underground obscure lo-fi garbage to look cool. Fucking posers.
>>127934476Funny, this only happens to me for the first night or two after a bender - and I actually enjoy it, for some odd reason.As to why, I think it has something to do with the brain rebounding from the poisonous numbing that was inflicted upon it.
I've come to learn that people who complain about "lo-fi" are tourists getting filtered by their first attempt at listening to black metal
>>127934482The ones that sound like Blink-182?
>look mom I compared anything that isn't dissoslop for overly smug midwits to Blink 182 again!Kill yourself
>>127934560Shartanic Diapermaster plays distorted pop punk, this is indisputable
>>127934340Retard.
>>127934560angry crypto-surf rock listener
>>127934578We don't sign posts here
Satancore
>>127934572If you listen to a pop punk album side-by-side with a Warmaster album and still think the riffs are essentially the same, you're tone deaf.
Ah! The Satan!
>If you listen to a pop punk album side-by-side with a Warmaster album and still think the riffs are essentially the same, you're tone deaf.
>>127934534>hehe, heckin FILTERED>These fricken normies just dont understand whats cvlt>Im gonna go back to my Pasage D'Hiver albums
>>127934619yeah, thanks for proving the point
what's some spooky black metal for this october
Dir en grey is my favorite band of all time.
>>127934619oh nah dont talk shit about paysage d'hiver
should I listen to catch 33?
>>127934659Its ok kid, I went through a black metal phase too. But I grew out of it once I realized it was seriously gay, the fanbase was full of homos, and should have died when Varg killed Euronymous. Even Darkthrone distanced themselves from black metal and started playing punk music then doom metal. All the bands that are trying to copy the sound of something that came organically from a tiny norwegian scene are fucking faggots and need to off themselves. I seriously doubt you have even listened to Old Funeral
>>127934833lol ok zoomer
>>127934868There have been some good Black Metal projects since the 2000s, but nobody talks about them here. They just jerk off over their soundcloud-tier sloppy garbage nobody has heard of that takes zero skill to play and was probably recorded with a guitar hero mic.
>>127934833I'll agree that 99% of lo-fi stuff is pure garbage, but there are still some decent bands that use the Norwegian style as a general blueprint.
POST THE MOST ANGRIEST FUCKING RIFFS IMAGINABLERIFFS THAT MAKE YOU WANNA KARATE CHOP SHIT IN HALF
>>127934928https://youtu.be/Ag-cxESZ_ck?si=5V6TnjuLXb5noP3F
>>127934928Anything by Black Witchery is mean as fuck.
>>127934928Black Witchery kinda guy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPZgt3wK3Y
Black Witchery sucks
>>127934978>>127934982Black Witchery hivemind
>>127933253It's basically cut and paste, manYou'll get it
https://trha.bandcamp.com/track/a-d-n-uva-tgra-t-a-pi-inam-cTrve cvlt blvck metvl
>>127934999Why are you gay?
>>127934009LOLd
>>127934999Upside down 666 confirms.
>>127934508The looking cool part is incidental.
>>127934508Why hasn't this post been deleted for racism yetWe don't say that word here
>>127935088he meant it like guy or friend
>>127935088>>127935122He's from Brazil
>>127935150Lazy Sematary knockoffshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5J3mQYfBko
DJ SORROW
>>127934674This album is also amazing.
>>127934674hell yeahNew album next year hopefully
>>127932806Easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpKC5VbyNx0at your own risk
>>127935493I actually really liked both this album and Northern Chaos Gods. Much more than I did All Shall Fall.
>>127935491>funk version>shittier bass than the original
>>127935491powerslave for sexhavers
>>127935533Yeah, gay sexhavers
>>127935533Ebony Maiden
>>127935491now its just slave
>>127935635kek
>>127935415Is this good? I'm not a big fan of most of the tracks.
>>127935707First and last are great at least
>>127930574Better than Eyehategod and acid bath https://youtu.be/VdERYBFKOWw?si=c8s6nL90Z67JMnes
>>127935088>SHUT IT DOWN!!!Your digits mock you
>>127935415>AOTY>recorded 9 years ago
>>127932425>Turn it on with volume up>ear drums explode
>>127935856Yes, most metal is shit nowadays
How the fuck is Graveland allpw in the US
>>127935997their visa got approved?
>>127935997Rob Darken is a fellow boomer so Trump let him in
Le visas... holy shit shut the fuck up already
>>127936019Dude it is so embrassing how the guy suck up to Trump on facebook
>>127936023What's wrong Pooshit? No H1-B?
I hope all their visas get denied.
sup metalheads what are you fighting about today?
>>127936053It's not cliqueshit for once!
>>127935371What did you think of their last two albums? I won't lie, I was pretty let down. I really hope they have a return to form with this next new album. I did like their new singles and remakes of their classic songs.
>>127936053It's just shitposting and retardposting
>>127936053eveybody is a poser except me
>>127930574https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iTwC6xP1l-E
>>127931985Name? I can't find a source
>>127936161dumb coomer
>>127936033Why does it "embrass" you, ESL?
>>127936157That kitten just died... not exactly funny
SATANIS RETURN IS NEAR
>>127930574https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k_X3GMsY-RA
>>127936093They both took a good few listens to start liking them. There are a couple really good songs though imo like schadenfreude, kamuy or zetsuentai. I do find theres a weird thing of the songs that were released as singles (oboro and Ochita Koto no Aru Sora) then rerecorded for the last album being noticably inferior imo almost as if to make you buy the single version for the real, better version.
>>127936033Hola João
>>127936160>>127936242A brand new ratsimp thread will be along shortly, folks.
>>127936264Thank you schizo
not a simp but metal do simp for for
>>127930574https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ZnU0k1Agk&si=Hj4b3TrCsvGcyOC_
not a metal but iron do metallica for him
>>127936306Watch him scurry to the bump
>>127936323That's a 6 minute track lad no rush here
>>127936251I gave PHALARIS a re listen a few weeks ago after I got a great deal on the deluxe edition. While I do think some of the songs were good (like some of the ones you pointed out), it just felt off compared to their previous albums. I feel the same about the Insulated World. My favorite albums by them are Withering to death., UROBOROS and DUM SPIRO SPERO.>I do find theres a weird thing of the songs that were released as singles (oboro and Ochita Koto no Aru Sora) then rerecorded for the last album being noticably inferior imo almost as if to make you buy the single version for the real, better version.Absolutely. I don't get it as well why they keep doing this. They really love doing different studio versions for their albums and typically the single version comes out better.
>>127930574https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NvAGgQ9_jSs
>>127930574https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uLMNr4Itgbs
>>127936376Heil.
>>127930574Arghoslenthttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P-f42rqXKhg
>>127930576Lmfao
>>127936345I wonder if its a symptom of they seem to experiment with and choose a new sound every album cycle. Especially comparing older ones like gauze or kisou to arche its like a completely different band every album near enough.Atm i've been bouncing between phalaris and alot of sukekiyoI like sukekiyo alot but that last song they did - breeder - was just kinda bad and ai riddled nonsense in the MV
>>127930574https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ygcltEZhbQ
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Close enough, Welcome back Fatherlandhttps://youtu.be/IxQfpvJWAco
>>127930574https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rlMaFr3IU_MThis is metal
>>127930574Metalhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M7eTvHEmcgA
Metal actually isn't dead btw, plenty of posers wearing band shirts on the daily. Just so you know
>>127936544are they wearing blasphemy shirts?
>be AOTY>released in January
>>127936126This, but it's me.
>>127936549No just random scribbles like that mustard logo meme
>>127936569
>>127936567if theyre only wearing deathcore bullshit then were safe!long live black metal skinheads
>>127932387>>127934006>>127935802>>127936237>>127936551Best blastings of the thread
