ok so I've listened to the new Suede album. I like it a lot. But at the same time, I just can't listen to Suede without thinking about plowing Brett Anderson in the ass like a breeding stud. The thought of him having his asshole stretched open wider than he ever thought was possible, gasping and moaning nonstop as the monster cock rams into his prostate while his eyes roll back is too delicious to not fixate on a bit until I finally cum. After that he's addicted to getting his hole filled and he's only exclusively going to have homosexual experiences. God I want to smell his armpits so bad. Anyways, my fav song on the new album is Trance State.
You just know that Bernard was so frustrated with Brett at a point that he absolutely would just tell Brett to bend over and aggressively fuck him hard while Brett moans like a cheap whore, shaking and sobbing because it shouldn't feel so damn good.
nauuuuuuuuuur brettfag is back
You're a very weird person, brettfag.As usual some of the best tracks are the bonus tracks. I just put the Japanese bonus track "Medication" on Soulseek in lossless so you don't have to spend £50 on Discogs that won't even go to the band or their label. Enjoy! - current username Rrobynne Mk. II
>>127936416thank you rrobynne
brettfag you're kinda crazy but I respect it
>>127935950good on you OP
>ok so I've listened to the new Suede album. I like it a lot. But at the same time, I just can't listen to Suede without thinking about plowing Brett Anderson in the ass like a breeding stud. The thought of him having his asshole stretched open wider than he ever thought was possible, gasping and moaning nonstop as the monster cock rams into his prostate while his eyes roll back is too delicious to not fixate on a bit until I finally cum. After that he's addicted to getting his hole filled and he's only exclusively going to have homosexual experiences. God I want to smell his armpits so bad. Anyways, my fav song on the new album is Trance State
yeah their first album's pretty good
best thread on mu rn
>>127940200True. Suedefags stay winning.
The kicker is there's a lot of Oasis and Blur fans who talk about the Gallaghers and Damon, etc like Brettfag talks about Brett but even more extreme. There's a massive group of people who believe Noel and Liam Gallagher are in an incestuous relationship which I never expected to see let alone that many people into it.I'm honestly surprised there's not more Brettfags out there considering how he used to present himself and is still very, very attractive. If this was 1993, we'd probably have several Brettfag threads a day about people wanting to sniff his farts.
brett anderson and damon albarn are built for bbc
Brett Anderson being spitroasted by Bowie and Morrissey at the same time. The question is which one is he sucking off and which one is fucking his ass?
>>127941925True facts (source: I'm a black man)
>>127942836That's how he got so many rappers on Gorillaz tracksBrett just does it because he's a slutty boy
>>127941993he's sucking morrissey off, whilst morrissey cries.
>>127944326I agree. Brett is deep throating and licking his balls and looking up at him occasionally like 'Am I doing a good job?' and Moz is fuckin crying cause he cannot admit it's the best blowjob in the world.
I need to fuck him, /mu/. My breeding urges are out of control. Mating press NOW.
>>127947212lmao
brettfag is the best mu poster of all time
>>127948761but what if he doesn't want you back...?
>>127935950Brett "The Fake Faggot" AndersonI remember Brian Molko of Placebo being really fucking pissed about and interview Brett did where he claimed he was bisexual despite never having had sex with men. Trying to suck up (heh) to the gay crowd for clout and sales.
>>127954291Tbf the quote was about his songwriting process taken out of context by the British press because they're actually retarded and also people thought that someone couldn't be bisexual if they're a virgin. Which is kind of ridiculous if you think about it. I guess unless you're Brian Molko or Damon Albarn who wanted to hatefuck him.Also, Suede's drummer Simon Gilbert is openly gay and conveniently ignored by most people lol. He campaigned for gay rights at parliament and the rest of the band joined him so bitchy gays be filtered and malding
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>>127954422he literally did say this btw
>>127955208he did. right before showing off his slutty pregnancy tummy
>>127956574god, what a hooah
Anyone else concerned his recent work is a little uhhh Blackstar-ish?? https://youtu.be/yjhd6sjJnZY?si=vfaLLwpwzd5WD_r-
>>127958586Eh, not sure. Suede's always dipped in and out of dark song subject matter. I think he's probably exploring themes thinking about mortality because he's getting older and it's not uncommon for musicians to do so as they get into middle age.
RAHHHHHHHHHHHH SLUTTY BOYWIFE BRETT ANDERSON GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this thread sounds pretty gay
>>127961305I love my wife very much actually
>>127964233picture of your wife
>>127941925the both of them getting dicked down by bbc, enjoying it but embarrassed because they don't want the other to see them like this... but also they won't let the other outdo them.they both end up with equal amounts of cum filling their arses like twink eclairs
>>127969013>>127965749suicide fuel
MOMMY
>>127969427Fucking pussy, come on. That's prime Twinkwife right there. He's fertile and ready to be bred by you. Unless you're a fuckin BITCH. rrrrrrrr.
Bump
best thing about suede is you can have a civil and respectful conversation with other fans about the music and then talk about slobbering over brett anderson's cum gutters and twink tits
>>127935950>>127935950why are you gay?
>>127976038Why aren't you gay?
>>127976038I'm not gay