>worst reviewed album in her career>Spotify numbers lower than expected>Die hard fans denouncing her all over X>Leaks showing reviewers getting threatened to take down their review>Smoke can be seen coming from her Nashville estateShe's fucking panicking holy shit, this might be it boys... IT. FUCKING. SUCKS.
>>127952766Addison Rae is a real showgirl that we deserve https://youtu.be/Miwhl7XY6CI
100 years from now the 1960s - 2040s will gown as the most demonic and backwards era in history.
>>127952766>imfreakingplying If too big to fail had a pic in the dictionary you'd see that sharp featured German lassJust wait until the wedding, wait until the suicide spike for 30+ womenPraise Taylor lord of chaos
>>127952766>>Leaks showing reviewers getting threatened to take down their reviewproof?
>>127952766Tay at her weakest is still more successful than you will ever be.>>127952847no proof, for any of their claims.this is just /pol/ tourist MAGA trash cope and seethe because it's a good album, getting some good reviews and they're just want to see Tay fail so bad.
>>127952874im a communist and this album sucks donkey dick
>>127952777Woah...Come on...
>>127952782>christians actually think this the only way we’re going back to “making things great again” is removing all technology and going back to living in ignorance believing that religious/political leaders have our best interests. aka never happening
>35yo>lyrics of this self proclaimed poet are high-school tier drivel
>>127952874Non-/pol/tards are claiming she's a MIGAtard because of who she associates with and one of the songs on this album being about being "cancelled", a favorite term of theirs. It's shit.
>>127952766The album is literally fine. It's fun catchy songs.
>>127952970Boring Barbie stan detected, taylor will never be this sexy
>>127953047>funfun taylor albums include midnights, reputation, red. these new songs have zero energy.
>>127952766I fucking knew it was going to flop HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>127952766Is this her St. Anger moment?
I'm all her for her downfall. It was about time.
>>127952766Did you hear the song about railway ballasts:https://x.com/BenJoyceFoot/status/1974087774572892534
It's her Ray of Light moment.
>>127952766No more USAID munniez makes Taylor Allison a dull girl.
>>127952874This is itself cope.
>>127952782Correct, chuds like you finally croaking in 20 years will be a net-positive for humanity
>>127953213Ray of Light was a good album
>millions of streams, yet zero cultural impactShe's the Avatar of music
>wahhh look at all the things being one of the biggest pop stars to ever has taken away from me
>>127953282ha ha no it wasn't. absolutely boring as shit 90s AC to play at the nail manicure place. in no way did that album get close to her 80s stuff.
>>127952766Pray for Travis. I hear Taylor is gonna have him euthanized cause she needs material for her follow up.
>>127953023the irony is she wrote better, more substantial lyrics when she actually was in high school
>>127953213>implying this boring pop whore has anything in the same league as FrozenWe had it so good, lads
>>127952766she will be 36 in December in what is a very youth oriented business, of course we all saw this coming a mile away
>>127952782but damn did we get some masterpieces from it
>>127953162>6th album in 5 years>12th overalli felt it coming too. it was only a matter of time before the momentum finally halted
>>127952766People keep bringing up the Charli diss in Always Romantic but not the fact that it's a fucking Weezer song.
>>127953406ye made yeezus at that age
If you care about celebrities at all beyond strictly their creative output, you are a normalfag and should leave our website now.
>>127952874>leftshit rat>>>/r/ope
>>127953213More like ARTPOP, if we're being honest.
I was hoping that the album's sound would be that of a sultry cabaret big band you'd hear from the 40s. That would be quite a reinvention
>>127953205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D57dQOtydrE
https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQRrrxgdOP is a schizo
>>127952874MAGA trash love this album because she’s praising marriage thoughie
>>127952874Gay retarded hands typed this
>Did a Showgirl concept despite being known for a corpo family safe kidzbop tier lyricistyeah it was DOOMED FROM THE STARTonly Lana could pull that off
She looks old and haggard
>>127952766could've released some hyperpop jazz bangers. OR3 won.
>>127953893yeezus is shit
>>127958145dude she's not fucking Madonna, she's probably never heard a cabaret song in her life
>>127958633She IS old and haggard
>>127958839She's never tried to hide that the only music she listened to as a kid was 2000s Top 40 so she only knows how to sound like Avril Lavigne or C'mon C'mon era Sheryl Crow.
>>127958839Nor does she have the voice or persona for it anyway.
>>127958648>OR3Doesn’t exist. The plagiarist lost so unbelievably hard that you’re still insecure enough to shill her constantly.
>>127952766All this bad talk I just checked it out and I like Opalite its a good pop song
>>127959034>pop diva charts brawlingturbogay
>>127959174/mu/ is dead, what else is in the news
Yeah give me back the /mu/ that worshipped ITAOTS and Hospice like the two holy grails of music please, at least they had the decency to shit on Top 40 popslop
i swiftly turned it off
>>127952766she thought she was invincible
>>127952782>2040sSo you have emotionally conceded defeat to your socio-political enemies? pathetic. Defeatism. Blackpilling. All disgusting.
>>127952766Haters gonna hate>Number 1 most listened to album on Spotify in a single day>Number 1 most listened to song on Spotify in a single dayIDGAF what you braindead fuckwits say this album is pretty good
>>127953076>fun taylor albums include midnightsgrim
>>127952766She just needs to finally grow up. She just announced her marriage and poses for her album cover looking like a Puerto Rican whore and making more bubblegum pop.
>>127953076>>127959639>fun Taylor albumsRed, 1989, Reputation. She has a good track or two elsewhere, and Folklore/Evermore are great but I think it may be time to accept we're past peak TayTay
i was ready to hate it but it's really good. sorry i'm dumb
>>127952766Last time this happened we got Lover in record time
>>127962034Reputation was better than Lover
>>127953047This is the woman who wrote Timeless, Invisible String, Sparks Fly, Starlight, Enchanted, State of Grace, and Love Story. It may as well not even be her. This is Janie Lane downing vodka in the pool tier for her.
you forgot>almost a 40 year old hagthats like being 80 in pop star years
>>127953168Unironically, yeah.
>>127958839She's a billionaire she could've paid a cabaret band to fly to her house and play for her. No excuse.
>>127962048I disagree, but irrelevant because it was a sleeper hit and she freaked when she didn't get the album of the year nom
Are pop sluts inventing feuds to use them as publicity stunts?>Drake and Kendrick>Charli XCX and Lorde>Lana de Rey and Ethel Cain>Charli XCX and Taylor SwiftI mean there have always been pop slut beefs, and Taylor has been in many (with Katy Perry, Demi Lovato..)But does there seem to be an uptick right now? Specifically, including diss songs in albums?
>>127962103yeah, I feel like it used to be relegated to E! TMZ and tabloids
>>127959195Top 40 back then was greatFuck off
>>127962103Girl, so confusing is about Taylor toohttps://youtu.be/0q3K6FPzY18
>>127952766even real taylorniggers are shitting on her album over tiktok
>>127958145Yeah maybe I misunderstood the theme of the album but I assumed it was going to be a throwback to brassy, burlesque style 'showgirl' extravaganzas, not 20 of the same drum and acoustic guitar tracks while she bitches about how Charli was mean to her once
>>127963264I bet you thought the Beyonce country album was actually going to be a country album instead of generic R&B where she wears a cowboy hat.
>>127952766>Die hard fans denouncing her all over XThis is good
Everything she does makes me cringe: referring to herself as a "tortured poet," acting like a teenage cheerleader even though she's closing in on 40, pretending she wasn't a pampered rich kid growing up...It's all so absurd.
>>127963576cosplaying a country singer when she grew up on a pennsylvania christmas tree farm with her millionaire investor dad like get over yourself bih. she has to turn to half-baked literary references because she's rich, bored and has nothing new to sing about anymore.
Hejira [Asylum, 1976]Album eight is most impressive for the cunning with which Mitchell subjugates melody to the natural music of language itself. Whereas in the past only her naive intensity has made it possible to overlook her old-fashioned prosody, here she achieves a sinuous lyricism that is genuinely innovative. Unfortunately, the chief satisfaction of Mitchell's words--the way they map a woman's reality--seems to diminish as her autonomy increases. The reflections of a rich, faithless, compulsively mobile, and compulsively romantic female are only marginally more valuable than those of her marginally more privileged male counterparts, especially the third or fourth time around. It ain't her, bub, it ain't her you're lookin' for. B+
>>127963576This is exactly how zoomers act.
>>127963662hit the nail on the head. nobody wants to hear a plutocrat singing about how rich she is and how much sex she has.
>>127963701That aside comparing Swift to Joni in overall intelligence is an insult to the latter.
How is this even possible? the album is so bland, who is at fault, the producer or her stupidity
>>127963735Anyone who thought Max Martin could revive her probably thought Iggy Pop reuniting with Bowie in the 80s would also bring back the old days.
>>127963714google joni blackface. it has its own wiki article
>>127952766https://x.com/beyoncegarden/status/1974272524377567253?s=46
>>127963887Hmmmhttps://forward.com/culture/434424/the-secret-jewish-history-of-joni-mitchell/https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/arts-letters/articles/joni-mitchell-malka-maromhttps://www.jpost.com/israel-news/culture/getting-personal-with-joni-mitchell-584642
>>127952874How's the weather in Mumbai?
>>127962049That was Chris Holmes.
Do you think it's a coincidence that all of her worst albums were made while dating yanks?
>>127952874pic of this poster
>>127952766All the diehard Swift fanatics I know on social media are DEAD. RADIO. SILENT. about her new album. It's joever for her. She is FINISHED.
>>127952874anon, Taylor is a MAGAtard herself
>>127966336*while dating someone who cannot ghost-write for her*
>>127953893>ye made yeezusand was already a creatively spent force at that time.Tay won, even if her latest album isn't great, it's better than TTPD. the next one will be even better.meanwhile Ye is swirling in the bowl with Vultures 3 or whatever shit he's doing now
>>127966952taylor has no cultural impact whatsoever, meanwhile people are still talking about college droupout, graduation and mbdtf to this dayye won
Who is this? Maybe add more info next time you fucking retard.
>>127959057Ophelia and Father Figure are good too. the album really isn't bad, there are some great moments on there.>>127959555trips checked and based. all is cope and seethe in /mu/ right now. as we knew it would be.>>127965978nobody gives a fuck if (((they))) are behind Joni Mitchell, she's a great guitarist. that whole "Jooz! CIA plant! trust fund! nepo baby!" cope is so pathetic. nobody cares, what matters is the music.Joni's voice always kind of grated but her guitar playing is completely on point.>>127966019>saar is the new "u lost tranny" you need to get that memo out to the guy who keeps calling people tranny>>127966909>All the diehard Swift fanatics I know on social mediareally, all two of them? c'mon anon you gotta try harder than that>>127966923>Trump: "Taylor Swift endorsed me!">Taylor endorses Kamala>Trump: "I hate Taylor Swift!"what in the name of MAGA trash cope doublethink is "Taylor is a MAGAtard"?
>>127967018>Father Figure>goodStopped reading there kek.
>>127952766>127952766why do you just make shit up
>>127967942>*Smoke can be seen coming from her Nashville estate
>>127952766I have a confession. I've never heard a Taylor Swift song.
>>127952782Womp womp, chuddie's sad.>>127952777Nice ass
>>127966952Taylor has not anything that even comes close to touching MBDTF.
>>127956476Good call
She's done some good things– she gives life-changing bonuses to her staff and crew, and donates generously to charity– but her music just isn't for me.
>>127953047It's 10/10 and as usual, /mu/ is wrong again
>>127956476artpop was good though
Taylor swift albums portrayedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVJIqsFPxOk
>>127952766Strange, it’s the only thing she’s ever put out that i dig. Almost as if normies are trained on mass produced garbage are too retarded for genuine songcraft
>>127953076I’m not a fan of the old stuff this is more up my alley
>>127953799“Weezer” - obvious troll bait
>>127952766This is the authentic place to consume Taylor Swifts back catalogue.
Looks like her new promos are AI slop
>>127966970Are you retarded? Bad Blood and Love Story are playing nonstop in stores and malls across Ameeica, and "Starbucks Lovers", a misquoted line from one of her songs, is basically a cultural touchstone.
>Nicki loves the albumUh oh
>>127952777Addison Rae is a man.
>>127970474The Life Of A Showgirl confirmed a Stacy-only album.
>she refers to Ophelia as the eldest daughter of a noblemanDid she forget that Ophelia was an only child? She's the youngest daughter of a nobleman too lmao.
So was folklore/evermore her swan song as a decent songwriter?
>>127952766>>worst reviewed album in her careeri don't believe you since this album is OK and tortured poets was straight-up bad
>>127970646Yeah. I didnt really mind her other new stuff but its become really clear she isnt interested in trying to challenge herself at all. Very uninteresting and just aesthetically mismatched against the album concept.>>127970680This has way lower lows.
>>127970680She's lost a ton of good will since then especially since the lyrics in the new one are straight up considered "problematic"
Would Taylor's last two albums be better in the timsline were Matty Healy married and knocks her up?
>>127970774No she needs to keep suffering breakups, its her most reliable muse
charli won
>>127970453then why have I never heard them?
>>127953168YA FLUSH IT OUTYA FLUSH IT OUT
>>127969459It’s the same damn songEvery songSlightly different lyrics
>>127970646looks like it, maybe the divorce album will go hard
>>127952988of course it will happen. Said technology will only be made readily available for those who deserve it, i.e. those that can afford it.I.E. not you.
>>127970978Coke heads can't win
>>127972802and yet she did.taylor lost
How the fuck was she able to crank this album out so quickly after her last one? Between this, her Taylor's Version remakes and her Eras tour, she's probably been the hardest working person in showbiz for the past couple of years.
The Life of a Slow Girl
She unironically peaked with her first album. She hasn't been good since Our Song and Picture to Burn. At least those songs were fun corporate slop compared to most of her latter discography where she's trying to do her best "IM A SERIOUS MUSICIAN" impression. It's just cringe. It was better when she embraced being an industry plant.
>>127970527No she is not unc
>>127952766>did you funpost too close to the sun?>did they catch you getting too many dubs?
>>127970646yes, even though she had several people help her write them
>>127972893Yeah I was shocked when she revealed she was writing this album between eras tour shows because it actually helped her relax a bit, she's a super hard worker
>>127972893actual musicians do the songwriting and playing, with some ai to help
>>127972893i don't know how i know or how i get the impression, but as the other poster alluded to, this album feels like ai slop, as in she used ai to basically program out and compile her album and she just did what the LLM's algorithms suggested and provided
>>127973276why does that sound like Michael Jackson?>Off The Wall>sounds like he's still just a kid having fun>everything after that>sounds like he's trying to be the biggest entertainer on the planet
>>127974187this is a good point and something i noticed recently too. his first album was basically just a fun and basically wholesome disco/pop record, then he tried deliberately to be the megastar hitmaker king of pop and so forth and it all wasn't as fun, daresay sincerewe can make strong parallels to swift, as you have pointed out, it's an interesting connection
>>127952766https://youtu.be/8__NNMKBj9o?si=K7ZWrYywxEmS2_vb
>>127974187Or, Eminem for that matter.
>>127974187>>127974202>>127974256You know that people change, right?
>>127974132>she's a super hard workerThat to me is the point. for all of the sniveling about how her Dad bought a record label and co-producers-and-writers and all that, it's apparent that she's willing and able to put in the work in as much as she can. The degree to which that actuall fuels her pecuniary success is debatable, but I do very much admire her work ethic.
>>127974398all that effort and she can't write about anything but 10th grade romantic drama
>i love music because i love looking at charts and streaming number
>>127974187>>127974202Swift is a Diddler??? QRD???
>>127974229ok this goes hard ngl
Do we get to actually have fun and interesting pop music now? Instead of insipid slop that draws white women because they somehow feel "empowered" by generic platitudes, and draws men because they think Taylor is hot?
>>127975151The bitter cat lady women and incel simp beta male scumbags need to fuck off. Theyre the problem
>>127975151>Do we get to actually have fun and interesting pop music now?Wokeism is dead, so yes, yes we do.
>>127974398Son, you'd have a good "work ethic" too if you could become a billionaire in exchange for writing a few songs a month.
>>127974187>>127974202"Michael Jackson fell off" is certainly a take.A wrong take, but a take.
>>127974132>super hard worker>using AINah
>>127952766Time to admit that he was right.
>album rinsed by spastics for twitter clout>internet numbers small >spastics crying on whatever the fuck x is>shes smoking pot guyze!1 go outside jesus christ all of you
She's getting married and having kids. The play music career is over.
>>127952766Soon listening to Swift will be considered unethical, even by the most liberal white women. It will be a glorious day.
>>127952874>more successful than you will ever be.you're on 4chan and that's a very very low bar to set
>>127952782i think the bubonic plague kind of sucked more
>>127960241>no LoverCruel Summer, Lover, London Boy, Cornelia Street...those are all bangers
