what the fuck happens in Brazil? looks like a parallel universe (for the worse or better)

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>>127967060
Fake map
Bad Bunny sold out arenas in less than 1 hours in my country

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>>127967084
they never really cared for foreign music

>>127967112
>arenas

im brazilian

>>127967060
Brazil I kneel

>>127968737
>Allianz Parque stadium has a capacity of 43,713 spectators for football, and of 55,000 for concerts.
Yes?

>>127967060
Based. Baboni is patrician tier

>>127967084
They have their own ghetto mulatto music, it’s called funk for some godforsaken reason.

>>127968782
just 2 dates vs 12 in Spain (4x less population), his album isn't even in the top 200 and hasn't been since june

#1 Guatemala
#2 Argentina
#2 Chile
#2 Dominican Republic
#2 Panama
#2 Peru
#2 Venezuela
#3 Ecuador
#3 Spain
#4 United States
#5 Colombia
#5 Switzerland
#6 Mexico
#8 Italy
#19 Belgium
#21 Canada
#26 Netherlands
#29 Austria
#34 France
#41 Germany
#50 Israel
#54 Romania
#66 Hungary
#73 Sweden
#99 Ireland
#111 Slovakia
#141 Denmark
#164 Poland
#169 United Kingdom
#170 Finland
#192 Norway

>>127968768
we have our own crap music to listen to

>>127968728
Our charts are just as bad but at least it's nice to live in a place where Taylor Swift rarely plays on the radio

>>127968728
>mfw Australian
we really are a nation of c ucks

>>127967060
I don't speak USA, can someone translate?

>>127967112
>Bad Bunny
>Australia
how
no one I know has heard of him. I've never heard his stuff on the radio either.

>>127968728
Canada is an odd one.
They have way too many big stars for a country of 35 million or whatever.
3 of the Top 5 are leafs ffs

1. Drake - leaf
2. Taylor Swift - burger
3. Bad Bunny - rican
4. The Weeknd - leaf
5. Justin Bieber- leaf

i guess they have nothing to do but watch it snow or learn music, 9 months of the year

>>127969694
fwiw an australian group is one of my favorites of all time
you cunts are okay sometimes

>>127969103
is this old, cuz there are zero (0) Bad Bunny concerts scheduled for Canada.

He played to 19,000 people in Toronto in 2024 tho
I wondered how, then read
>The concert was a significant event, with fans from across North America, including a large contingent from Puerto Rico and New York, travelling to Toronto to attend the show.

>>127969837
A lot of shilling can happen in a year. I guarantee tens of thousands more of Canadians would go to a concert now.

>>127969774
Which group, Barbie and the 'Roos, Giant Fucking Spiders and Snakes, Picnic at Hanging Rock?

>>127969869
idk I don't think anyone knows him here, he raps(?) in Spanish, which is not a Canadian language.
English or French? yeah.
Mandarin, sure.
Even Indian songs chart here. now.

But I've never seen a Spanish song on a Canadian chart.

>>127969879
the foots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMwl9KqVHsw
from what I gather they weren't very popular in australia let alone elsewhere but I love them
I shill the albums on here regularly

>>127969837
yeah there was a boost after the Super Bowl announcement, just before it:

#1 Argentina
#2 Dominican Republic
#2 Ecuador
#2 Panama
#2 Peru
#2 Spain
#3 Chile
#3 Guatemala
#3 Venezuela
#5 Colombia
#7 Italy
#7 Mexico
#8 Switzerland
#9 United States
#21 Belgium
#32 France
#37 Austria
#37 Netherlands
#44 Germany
#47 Israel
#55 Canada
#57 Romania
#73 Hungary
#103 Sweden
#129 Slovakia
#157 Ireland
#172 Poland
#188 Denmark

>>127969741
just 2 dates in a 20k arena, also concertgoers aren't always fans of the artist

>>127967084
no habla espanhol

>>127969774
Parkway Drive is the best band to come out of Australia

>>127967060
Brazil has the best top 40 in the world. Is it full of crap? Yes. But it's much better than the top 40 in other countries. Traditional Brazilian music is still relevant in the TOP 40 and sounds better than anything that's popular in the rest of the world.

>>127970397
it's full of funk carioca, hip hop and cringe country
I guess you can count Pagode as traditional brazilian music though

>>127970397
>Taylor Swift mogged by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAIivxKZYZw

>>127970454
All of this sounds better than American music. My problem with American slop is that it's standardized. There are no interesting tunings, playing, or anything. And they boast a huge budget. If you see the instruments that some of these bands use, you'll cringe. Just to give you a hint, what was the last top 40 song that employed complex bass picking? That's standard in Brazilian music.

>>127970483
we do tend to underrate our slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-rcC0tonuE

>>127970506
I don't defend it out of nationalism. Because I love American culture more than the culture of the country where I was born. But that comes from the fact that American pop music is grating on the ears. I mean, pop music is grating in general. Even Brazilian pop music never fails to disappoint you. With Funk Carioca leading in lowering any standards Brazil still has. But I've noticed that compared to Brazilian music, American pop always falls short. There's a kind of stiltedness in American pop, even in “ethnic” pop. It's inferior to our own brand of ethnic music.
>Nashville country
Sertanejo is better in every way.
>Club music
Funk is better. American club music manages to be even worse.
>Hip Hop
Brazilian rap is better.
>POP
Even when it conforms to the American format, it's still better.

I think that after Brazil, only Japan comes close.

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>>127967060
Brazil being a positive example for once

>>127970592
>Brazilian rap is better.
prove it

>>127967112
>more than 155,000 people in the cola

>>127968728
So based, good on you Brazil

>>127969879
Elysian Blaze
https://youtu.be/XUMPotjSKUg

>>127967060
People thinking Brazil is ~le based but we have our own kind of Bro Country (Sertanejo Universitário) which is just as shit as Raggaeton.

>>127974413
Sertanejo is much better than bro-country. The lyrics may be garbage, but the musicality is light years ahead of bro-country.

>>127974435
>the musicality is light years ahead of bro-country.
I don't know about that. They are both shit so it's irrelevant which is worse.

>>127967060
>NUEVAYoL
YouTube:
#55 Iceland
ummm explain
(literally the only place it's charting btw)

>>127967060
Mexicans sure are catching strays about the bad bunny superbowl when they don't even stan him that much.

>>127974663
I'm guessing some article like "american conservatives seething over this guy" linked to the video, I mean it's just 100 views daily

>>127967060
das rite!

>>127967060
We don't speak spanish and have never given a shit in any way shape or form about the rest of LATAM.

>>127967084
>what the fuck happens in Brazil?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYgNmpGGIS0

>>127967060
>>127967084
Brazil is not Latinx America

>>127979693
you're still getting deported though

>>127979841
You can have all that shithole to yourself

>>127970175
a bunch of countries don't have spotify album charts, on the artist charts:

#1 Argentina
#1 Bolivia
#1 Chile
#1 Costa Rica
#1 Dominican Republic
#1 Ecuador
#1 El Salvador
#1 Guatemala
#1 Honduras
#1 Nicaragua
#1 Panama
#1 Paraguay
#1 Peru
#1 Spain
#1 Venezuela
#2 Colombia
#2 Mexico
#2 Uruguay
#3 United States
#4 Portugal
#4 Switzerland
#9 Luxembourg (damn, rich people love him)
#16 Canada
#17 Italy
#32 Belgium
#35 France
#46 Austria
#50 Netherlands
#57 Israel
#60 Germany
#66 United Arab Emirates
#74 Hungary
#76 Romania
#79 Ireland
#86 Iceland
#88 Estonia
#97 Morocco
#97 Sweden
#98 Lithuania
#106 Greece
#111 Bulgaria
#112 Slovakia
#123 United Kingdom
#139 Australia
#140 Denmark
#160 Singapore
#168 Norway
#170 Finland
#175 Poland

>>127967060
that's weird, brazilians have no problem understanding spanish

>>127982158
we think we don't until we have to actually listen to someone speaking spanish in casual conversation