I compiled a list of 18 different waifus repeatedly posted here by their respective stans, and their respective scores on AOTY are quite revelatory.
>>127970533Grimes is literally the only sapiosexual pick out of all of these. Grim.She has the best songs though.
>no Agnetha Fältskog>no Karen Carpenterthis is waifuist erasure
>>127970550When Grimes paired with Elon Musk, she probably thought she was going to be rich beyond her wildest dreams. Unfortunately for her, she was Tuesday
>>127970595She was an ADHD sub-7/10 woman in her 30s. Her only mistake was thinking his womanizing AuDHD ass could be loyal.
>>127970610That was sorta implied, lad.
>>127970533No Ashnikko!?
>>127970533Curious that Maggie Rogers has so few followers and ratings despite having more critic reviews ratings than Doja, Sabrina, Hayley, Halsey, PinkPantheress, Dua, Chappell and Olivia
>>127970613What you didn't pick up on was that this gamble was about as good as an option as she could have ever hoped to have. It wasn't just about the money, although it certainly helped. If he wasn't flitty, the relationship could have worked.
>>127970642>If he wasn't flitty, the relationship could have worked.Her mistake was going in thinking she could tame him. Nobody tames Elon.
>>127970533Where's my favorite pop star Mikey Madison
>>127970533Just wait until OR3!
>>127970649her victimization was precisely the thing which confirmed this was even a ruleleaving your wife and having a fling with Amber Heard is a mistake; impregnating a woman three times in like 4 years only to leave her is a patternin any case, none of this changes the fact she'd be the only chick in OP that'd be enjoyable with someone with some brains to talk to
>>127970684>>127970632>>127970593It would be impossible to pick every /mu/ darling in one image, so I just went with artists I've seen frequently posted over the past month. I'm also missing that broad from Linkin Park
>>127970533>not a single kpoprude fake list
>>127970756KPOOP is a ghetto.
>>127970632Careful what you wish for.
>>127970817Polarizing, niche, she has her appeal I'm more than aware that the music is cringy to most. It's a guilty pleasure and she cucks people, how can I not stan?
>>127970829>how can I not stan?I'm not a homosexual, so I can't relate. That said, I can understand being utterly entranced by a female musician whose art connects with you in ways others can't.
>>127970533where is yeji
>>127970533Where's that fucking 50s schizo who always posts about Rosemary Clooney and Teresa Brewer?
>>127970848You're the fascist Maggie Rogers waifufag? I liked the french book you were talking about.Alright, I've never heard a song from your girl, any rec?
>>127970861Ah, Camp of the Saints? It's a classic, isn't it?My own curated list top 5 list.Satellite (bear in mind she wrote and recorded this in high school with some friends):https://youtu.be/FxhaT1hgBp4Anywhere With You (another heartfelt ballad):https://youtu.be/rhqYKHpiZ3ELove You for a Long Time (commercial as can be but goddamn does it melt my icy heart):https://youtu.be/iKYxMnW7bgsShatter (high energy and emotion):https://youtu.be/gWjr_r5vJzAThat's Where I Am (this sums up Surrender in a nutshell):https://youtu.be/WdrNXRdkuG4And an honorary sixth because this hooked me in the first place...Want Want:https://youtu.be/SylF32J2g8k
yer missing the Zionist MAGA queen
>>127970951Since you asked...
>>127970920Camp of the Saints, indeed. Though I come from my appreciation of it in a rather unique flavor compared to yours, it was a good read, thanks.I liked Want Want and Overdrive now that I just heard, I'll check out the rest of her stuff. Thanks again.
>>127970984You're welcome. The translator did a wonderful job with Raspail's prose, didn't he?
>>127971008I thought that was ok unless this is code for something else. I haven't seen Maggie posted before here, years ago. Recent to /mu/?
>>127970533I dont care about music I just want to cum!!!!!
>>127971065No, I was being serious. I wasn't aware but apparently the book was retranslated by Ethan Rundell earlier this year. I was reading from the 1975 translation by Norman Shapiro. Perhaps it's time I read the 2025 edition.
>>127971065>I haven't seen Maggie posted before here, years ago. Recent to /mu/?She wasn't really discussed all that often. She had maybe one or two threads pre-2023, but then, I came along and really stepped up the posting.
>>127970550>She has the best songs though.it's Bjork and it's not even close
>>127971156Genesis > Hunter & JogaOblivion >= Enjoy & Superballad
>>127971173*Hyperballad
>>127970851I don't do KPOOP shit
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>>127970593And Karen
>>127971156>>127971173>>127971181Only one singer has any songs I care about.
>>127970593>two autistic spammers deserving itnothen again, most waifu spam is probably one or two people
>>127970695Nah, I bet she's insufferable.
>>127970533>all this pop slutsI know we've always have kpopfags but when did /mu/ become coomer central?
>>127971916>Maggie Rogers>Björk>PopThose maybe "Pop" but not like the others on that list.
>>127970533What's the common theme between all these women apart from being female musicians?
My mother-in-law is a bagel.
>>127974098Does she like cream cheese?
Addison Rae is better than all these whores
>>127974287No, she's not. >>127970966
>>127974287I get the feeling that if this was the 50s, Addison Rae would be some shitty vocal jazz singer who recorded one album nobody bought because she fucked a DJ or record label suit.
>no ice spiceGarbage list
Very Indian thread.
>>127974352Did you WANT me to? You're not gonna like what you see.
>>127974405You guys keep posting these waifus ad nauseum. Thought I'd make a thread.
Makes sense they'd worship Lorde
Meh. I guess it pays to be a bitch.
>>127974470Lorde is a one-hit wonder
>>127974508And yet, she has more adoring fans than Chappell Roan, Grimes, Olivia Rodrigo, Dua Lipa, Carly Rae Jepsen, Hayley Williams, Halsey, Doja Cat and Sabrina Carpenter.
HA! Tate McRae is rightly blasted as worthless.
>>127971847based on what?
>>127975451Wanting to raise her kids gender neutral
>>127970533Lizzy Grant is the best
>>127970533Not Moa metal?Mean
>>127975478https://www.businessinsider.com/what-is-gender-neutral-parenting-grimes-elon-musk-baby-2020-5nothingburger, that's not a unique mentality among millennials and in the first place it's not the mother's job to raise men
>>127975572>it's not the mother's job to raise menYes it is.
>>127975572Bite the curb, you faggot.
>>127970550>stupid and retarded
>>127975572>in the first place it's not the mother's job to raise menKill yourself
>>127970533>no mitskiyou don't know
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>>127976041you're a feminist then and don't even realize it
>>127977276t. never watched Fight Clubgain test and brains
kate bush is our real #1
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>>127978245I love Kate Bush
>>127970533>no brett anderson
>>127978452This was meant for women. Males weren't going to be featured.
>>127970684No entry on AOTY.
>>127978438Never was a fan but I respect her
>>127978488>/mu/'s waifus
>>127979101Yes, those are categorically female. Males are called husbandos
You forgot the only and one real /mu/ waifu.
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>>127970533
ok but where's brett anderson
>>127979712See>>127979265"Waifu" categorically excludes males
>>127979265muh waifu
>>127970533Where's that hot chick from pretty reckless?
>>127978438I love myself too, Kate.
>>127980061I try to include only solo artists or "bands" titled after the lead vocalist. My one exception to this is Evanescence because Amy Lee has no solo career of her own.
I suppose I can make an exception. They're so yesterday's news, they don't even have 100 followers.
>>127970533>>127970756Here's your KPOOP group. Happy now?
>>127979595>user score highest in the threadTells you everything you need to know about the politics of this site. Completely worthless. Give Taylor back the 20 points she lost for being white and she mogs this ape bitch
>>127980384Not totally. Mitski, Charli XCX, Chappell Roan, Kate Bush, Bjork and Phoebe Bridgers scored higher. Beyonce's score also equals with Lorde and Lana del Rey. Beyonce scores high, but not the highest.
>>127980428Phoebe Bridgers is trash
>>127980553>Phoebe Bridgers is trashNo argument here. I hate her guts.
