>I WALKED BOB DYLAN UP ON STAGE>I KNEW THE GRATEFUL DEAD FROM 1966How exactly are these artistic accomplishments?
He has accomplished more in life than you OPyou are jealous and have to bring his achievements down to feel as if he is below you, but you know he is not
>>127979237But did he really accomplish more than a guy playing a trumpet next to the old World Trade Center
>>127979237Bet he never got a lot of pussy, being a midget goblin and all. At least I plapped
>If you will listen to recordings of me performing live in 1974 and earlier, you will notice that I always enunciate words perfectly clearly. What happened then is that I was performing at a concert in 1975. I was backstage getting ready for the show and start to walk out to the stage, and I run into this midget man about four feet in height dressed in a top hat and crushed red velvet suit. He reaches out to shake my hand and says he wants to walk me out to the stage and introduce me. I thought 'Ok, fine. A little strange but fine.' He then introduced himself as a trained classical musician and a friend of the Grateful Dead since 1966. Now, I knew Jerry was into some strange shit back then so I half-believed him. He goes out to the stage and introduces me to the crowd. And the sight of that little midget in the top hat was so ridiculous that when I went out there to do my set, I had to suck on my cheeks to keep from laughing out loud. As a result, my vocals were all slurred and unintelligible. And ever since that concert, I have a hard time singing clearly because I'm forever picturing that midget in the top hat. That midget ruined my career!
>>127979227nothing he is a hack and a weirdo schizo homeless manlet faggot
>>127979638But enough about your dad
how did a midget get hired to do security for bob dylan?
>>127979530craving pussy is nothing but a carnal desire, spiritually meaninglesshis achievements are superior than yours
>>127979653psychic powers
>>127979653>he doesn't know about midget spells and wizardry
>>127979656Based
>>127979656sure but having children is in fact a biological tangible achievement which he doesn't have because he is subhuman and subhumans don't get to breed.
>>127979679I wish that were true, but unfortunately, they can
>>127979679>subhumans don't get to breedlol
>>127979670based cryptic knowledge owner
