I WAS HIDING ON A DEAD BOARD
I TOOK A LITTLE RISK
SEND JANNIES, MODS, AND HIRO
TO GET ME OUT OF /his/

wasn't me because I don't go out in public with my trans girlfriend

>>127981175
I'M THE INNOCENT SHITPOSTER
BUT SOMEHOW I GOT KEKED
CHARLI'S MARRIED A BALDIE
AND I'M DOWN ON MY LUCK

>>127981056
Lee Ho Fuk's was a real place in Soho.

>Anon was a warrior
>from the board of the midnight ban
>with his keyboard out for hire
>shitposting from his LAN

I was browsing through the 4chan music catalog
I was staring at my empty reply box
I was thinking that the oldfag wasn't lying
All the shitty off-topic baitpost threads
I'm gonna bump em up

And if the government bans us from the website
Like the /b/tards and /pol/fags say they will
I predict I'll still type it in the search bar
Until the day I'm killed

Don't the mods seem angry though the screen
Don't the screen seem like nonsense that we read
Don't you feel like desperados under the eaves
Heaven help the ones who leave

I'm still waking up in the morning and coming here
And I'm trying to find a girl who knows how I feel
But except 2D they're never ever real
Don't the mods seem angry at me

I was browsing through the 4chan music catalog
I was listening to Kevin's guitar hum
It went hmmm hmmm hmmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmm hmmm hmmm hmmmmmmmmm

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>>127981056
I saw some tranny with a doctor's note in his hand
Standing in line at street SoHo in the rain
Waiting for surgery by a guy called Lee Ho Fook
Next thing you know he's got blood around his pants

Ah-ooo, Trannies in London
Ah-ooo
Ah-ooo, Trannies in London
Ah-ooo

I saw a tripfag posting his albums of the year so far.

And his taste was *perfect*.

1 KENDRICK LAMAR & SZA | LUTHER 587m
2 LADY GAGA & BRUNO MARS | DIE WITH A SMILE 477m
3 ALEX WARREN | ORDINARY 425m
4 KENDRICK LAMAR | NOT LIKE US 412m
5 KENDRICK LAMAR FEAT. LEFTY GUNPLAY | TV OFF 405m
6 MORGAN WALLEN | I'M THE PROBLEM 405m
7 TEDDY SWIMS | LOSE CONTROL 388m
8 SHABOOZEY | A BAR SONG (TIPSY) 385m
9 DRAKE | NOKIA 375m
10 BILLIE EILISH | BIRDS OF A FEATHER 373m
11 CHAPPELL ROAN | PINK PONY CLUB 361m
12 BENSON BOONE | BEAUTIFUL THINGS 352m
13 THE MARIAS | NO ONE NOTICED 348m
14 POST MALONE FEAT. MORGAN WALLEN | I HAD SOME HELP 343m
15 THE WEEKND & PLAYBOI CARTI | TIMELESS 341m
16 MORGAN WALLEN | JUST IN CASE 335m
17 MORGAN WALLEN | LOVE SOMEBODY 330m
18 ROSE & BRUNO MARS | APT 330m
19 GRACIE ABRAMS | THAT’S SO TRUE 325m
20 BAD BUNNY | DTMF 323m
21 KENDRICK LAMAR | SQUABBLE UP 293m
22 SZA & KENDRICK LAMAR | 30 FOR 30 288m
23 SABRINA CARPENTER | ESPRESSO 279m
24 GIGI PEREZ | SAILOR SONG 274m
25 JIMIN | WHO 268m
26 LEON THOMAS | MUTT 267m
27 KENDRICK LAMAR FEAT. SZA | ALL THE STARS 266m
28 CHAPPELL ROAN | GOOD LUCK, HINO 265m
29 BILLIE EILISH | WILDFLOWER 263m
30 MORGAN WALLEN & TATE MCRAE | WHAT I WANT 259m
31 MORGAN WALLEN | SMILE 254m
32 LOLA YOUNG | MESSY 252m
33 BAD BUNNY | BAILE INOLVIDABLE 251m
34 BIGXTHAPLUG & BAILEY ZIMMERMAN | ALL THE WAY 249m
35 TATE MCRAE | SPORTS CAR 247m
36 SAM BARBER FEAT. AVERY ANNA | INDIGO 245m
37 HOZIER REI | TOO SWEET 243m
38 RAVYN LENAE | LOVE ME NOT 237m
39 FLEETWOOD MAC | DREAMS 237m
40 ZACH TOP | I NEVER LIE 236m
41 SABRINA CARPENTER | TASTE 233m
42 RILEY GREEN | WORST WAY 233m
43 SZA | SNOOZE 230m
44 MORGAN WALLEN | LAST NIGHT 227m
45 ZACH BRYAN | SOMETHING IN THE ORANGE 226m
46 ZACH BRYAN FEAT. KACEY MUSGRAVES | I REMEMBER EVERYTHING 226m
47 TYLER, THE CREATOR FEAT. GLORILLA, SEXYY RED & LIL WAYNE | STICKY 221m
48 SOMBR | BACK TO FRIENDS 217m
49 MORGAN WALLEN FEAT. ERNEST | COWGIRLS 216m
50 BAD BUNNY | NUEVALLw 212m