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>>127982688
40 year old woman btw

Truly the greatest poet of our time. Her mind!

>>127982688
Lmao bitch turned into one of those hoe female rappers

she didn't say that

>>127982688
for anyone doubting she writes her own songs

taylor loves getting piped. probably has gotten passed around and gaped by the whole chiefs team multiple times

>>127982688
do women refer to their pussy as hole irl?

>>127983398
Yes. Women are just as stupid and horny as men, but worse at flirting, because women dont have to learn how to approach men.

>>127983226
Ariana could have pulled it off

Taylor’s image doesn’t allow it

Ain't no way these are actual lyrics

>>127983707
They're not, although the actual lyrics aren't much better

>>127982688
so she's saying she's drier than the sahara?

>>127983707
The real lyrics are even stupider

It's an entire song about how Travis kelces dick is big and that fixed her life

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>>127983730
[Verse 1]
Daisy's bare naked, I was distraught
He loves me not
He loves me not
Penny's unlucky, I took him back
And then stepped on a crack
And the black cat laughed

[Pre-Chorus]
And, baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious (Superstitious)
Fingers crossed until you put your hand on mine (Ah)
Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck
A bad sign is all good, I ain't gotta knock on wood

[Chorus]
(Ah) All of that bitchin', wishing on a falling star
Never did me any good, I ain't got to knock on wood
(Ah) It's you and me forever dancing in the dark
All over me, it's understood, I ain't got to knock on wood

[Post-Chorus]
Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs

[Verse 2]
Girls, I don't need to catch the bouquet, mm
To know a hard rock is on the way

[Pre-Chorus]
And, baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious (Superstitious)
The curse on me was broken by your magic wand (Ah)
Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck
New Heights (New Heights) of manhood (Manhood), I ain't gotta knock on wood

[Chorus]
(Ah) All of that bitchin', wishing on a falling star
Never did me any good, I ain't got to knock on wood
(Ah) It's you and me forever dancing in the dark
All over me, it's understood, I ain't got to knock on wood

[Post-Chorus]
Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs
Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs

>>127983745
>Penny's unlucky, I took him back
>And then stepped on a crack
>And the black cat laughed
what did she mean by this?

>>127983683
Ariana would say spit instead of lube tho. And the hole part is either sang by multiple vocalists or has some le quirky sound effect. I just heard it in my head.

>>127983821
Pennys sounds similar to Penis. Travis has a micro dick, but she took him back. She spread her booty crack, caus VP probably doesn't do it with his tiny pecker and the black cat that laughs are the boys in Travis team.
She's humiliating him and fantazies about getting a BBC. It's obvious.

>>127983745
Reads like a bad cringe romance novel. No thanks

>>127983855
Ok that's what I thought, I just wanted to make sure there wasn't a deeper meaning I'm missing

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>>127983821
>Pennys sounds similar to Penis. Travis has a micro dick, but she took him back. She spread her booty crack, caus VP probably doesn't do it with his tiny pecker and the black cat that laughs are the boys in Travis team.
>She's humiliating him and fantazies about getting a BBC. It's obvious.

>>127983845
Based and factual
God I love that woman
So damn talented

Taylor singing sweet, singer songwriter music while talking about sex in a vulgar manner just doesn’t work

>>127982688
Just wait until she takes her first BBC. Then this will become a reality.

>>127983683
Ariana sounds like a strangled 12 year old girl. Annoying

>>127984031
>No one mourns the wicked

Nice try

>>127983745
>ah-matized
wat

>>127983897
Is Polar Express popular in India? I thought you guys mostly watched Bollywood films.

>>127984180
In other words, his dick is so big, she orgasms just thinking about it.

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>>127983745
hehe. wood

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>>127983745
it's so pathetic she can't even commit to the bit and say 'dick' because she's 'the Margaret Thatcher of pop music', she really showed her entire autistic ass on this album

>>127983234
got any physical proof?