Metallica [Elektra, 1991] *dud*
>>127983694Christgau [boomer, nobody cares what he thinks] *dud*
Christgah would be based if he wasn't a cuck
Robert Christgau, 91 from gall bladder cancer *thud*
That means the album sucks, please don't listen to it.
>>127984491seek help
>>127984504That you, Cuckgau?
>>127984504Ill put the field recordings on soulseek rob
>>127983698humm I don't think 'Boomer' is a record label and 'Nobody cares what he thinks' isn't a year sweetie, read a book
apparently he liked Load more than Black Album lmao
>Christgau has admitted to disliking the following genres: heavy metal, progressive rock, folk, gospel, salsa, dance music, classical, and jazz-fusion.[3]lol imagine dismissing multiple entire genres of music out of hand
>>127984491KWAB
>>127986143Honestly so do I. The non-singles on Black aren't too hot, and the big tracks are all so overplayed that it's difficult to enjoy them. It's a rather empty album.
>>127986248'fraid so
>>127986293>not liking Holier Than Thou, Of Wolf and Man, The Struggle Within, but liking the fillerfest that is Load
>>127986162Don't forget, music made by non-liberal whites.
>>127986300That was the only one that was acceptable to critics is why.
>>127986332Of Wolf and Man is so corny, even for heavy metal. There's a funny moment in the Black Album doc where they've been in Vancouver for two weeks to put bongos on Roam or whatever and the otherwise super-pissy Bob Rock is psyched about the record, insisting that Holier Than Thou should be the first single, and a text overlay that reads "(yeah right, Bob!!!!)" floats on screen.
>>127986332Cuckgau is retarded. His spammers need to be lined up and killed
>>127986861i always got the impression that he can't "feel" music that doesn't have a groove to it
>>127986381Two big reasons I think, that Nirvana referenced tons of hip bands that mostly only critics like, and that Kurt was a good-looking wimp which is wish fulfillment for critics.
>>127984491a bit esoteric, no?
>>127986883It's amazing to me that a man who is incapable of putting together a coherent sentence somehow found work as a writer
>>127986925watch out, the Christgau cocksucker will call you illiterate for failing to understand his incomprehensible rambles
>>127990285If the jannies here were worth a shit these kinds of threads would be banned
>>127984491>91
>>127990349Cuckgau poster was so offended by it that he reported and had me warned. KWAB.
>>127984504what was the post?
>>127991511Cuckgau getting raped by a bunch of black men then going and home and giving Illmatic a positive review
Mariah Carey: Emotions [Columbia, 1991] *bomb*
