i get it now. this album is a reflection of the current culture. every song is meant for retards to react >OMG CRINGE>did taylor really say this?? >WTF!!! its a masterpiece. it clicked as they say
>>127988245Ragebaiting is literally the most based thing you can do
>>127988251no its not its harmful to neuro divergents and bi neuro divergepocs.
>>127988703You basically just proved my point
Sounds like some massive cope cooked up by a tranny or a seething woman to justify this hag putting out a steamy turd of an album.
>>127988245Swifties thought it was brilliant for like a day. Then sane people properly evaluated it as garbage. Now Swifties are claiming "it's all iRoNiC AnD sAtiRe guyyss". Cope. Harder.
are people really reacting though?
>>127991995You haven't seen the 36 and counting threads with the same tranny psycho ranting?
>>127988251No it isn't. It's cheap attention whore nonsense with no substance
>>127988732Is this still 4chan?
AI slop
>>127992029OP said every song is made for people to react to, are they tho?
>>127988245Cope. If this album was intended to be subversive or deliberately provocative it would have been much more interesting. It's just boring, mediocre, and half-assed. There's nothing artistic or brilliant about making an album like this. It's just bad.
>>127992235Probably not in the way OPs goofy ass intended. Most people just think it's embarrassing and they're right. Her cult has tried to say it's satire but it's just shit. Bland and forgettable and the only thing people will remember about it is Taylor exposing herself as one of the worst lyricists of all time.
>>127988245I actually like the album the more I listen to it. Taylor can released a 1 second fart and make a million dollars.
>Did you girlboss too close to the sun?What did she mean by this
>>127989515What is thisSuper Civilian?Where’s the RAPE song?
why does taylor not perform any of these songs live on the late night shows shes been on? seems strange, I've never seen her do a tv performance...my guess is she cant really sing or play live..
>>127988703>its harmful for the weak mindedmaybe their wranglers can tell them not to listen to it or to consume media that will "trigger" them.you know, like adults do when they dont like something.
>>127992266>worstlmao
Did she really say cum?
>>127988245>it clicked as they say"Thriller" was very popular and made a lot of money, but it didn't advance music, it merely capitalized on it. Nobody plays Michael Jackson's music anymore. Nobody gives a shit.Taylor faces the same fate.
>>127988245this. Tay knows she's crossed the TDS threshold, where all the haters with Tay Derangement Syndrome are making her more wealthy and powerful the more they screech about "Buh her lyrics aren't deep she's not a poet wwwaaaah waahhh"At this point, the haters are a greater predictor of her ongoing success than the fans.Also, the first track is a banger.
>>127995066Did you mean to say Trump? Same sentiment here
>>127994491>thinking any of the shit she says is goodFound the tranny/wine aunt
>>127995066>Also, the first track is a banger.Completly agree with you. But then second song is just... Blergh. Took away my enthusiasm.
>>127988245>it's cringe and bad on purposeGuess it worked
>>127988245All Taylor Swift songs sound the same. Just a bunch of pop slop that they're trying to promote as some deep artistic statement. The lyrics are hilarious. Is this the best a room of writers can come up with? And making a song about Travis Kelce's dick is even funnier. Fucking wood. What a tortured poet she is
>>127988245It makes me laugh>femoid gets me to listen to wish list>something something racial purity>something something dog whistleFunny, it's almost like she doesn't get that I'm not ironically racist
>>127995425Why do dumb fuck morons keep praising things that sound literally the same as stuff from 10 years ago and its supposed to be important and groundbreaking somehow ? Why is this so egregiously bad thst they dont think anyone is gonna notice or they can just call people chud for not liking it?
>>127988245I didn’t like it
>>127992141Never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVJIqsFPxOkNostalgia Taylor
>>127988245>when my midol is successful, she earns it>when my midol shits her flat ass pants, it's ragebaitcopeIn 10 years nobody remembers this bitch like Katy Perry today, and they will still listen to Madonna.Included you kek.
>>127988245The one thing I don't get is why does every RYM vaguely-leftist reviewer interpreted "cancelled" as her affirming her MAGA sympathies? I'm not very plugged into US politics, but it seems like conservatives like "cancelling" people just as much these days, especially after Charlie Kirk. It's still a pretty terrible song and I'm sure she ruined every bit of girl-next-door illusory relatability she'd built by gloating "I like my friends in gucci and scandal" when most people feel economically insecure. But the political angle seems weird to criticize from.
>>127995425> Is this the best a room of writers can come up with?I, personally, refuse to believe this had a room of writers involved. I interpreted this album as them starting with "Taylor is a capital-P poet, she needs to write the lyrics to let her personality shine" and then accidentally discovering that the personality is ass. If this is actually something a room of writers penned collectively, presented and had someone sign off on, this is pure comedy.
money grab the album deluxe edition
>>127995328>>127992266>>127992257>>127988820>cope cope copetaylor just gave an interview with zane lowe where she literally SAYS she is being satirical in this album. taylor is fully aware of the cultural moment we are in where everything is about engagement, discourse, and ragebaiting. she just delivered a project that perfectly marks the cultural moment we are in. This is the "showgirl" character. She KNOWS she is being provocative. Taylor knows what she is doing. You are playing into her game.
>>127999687I think in this case, she's overestimating how much the hate-listening is going to contribute to her streaming numbers or show attendance. I pretty much just went over the album once and I can't imagine coming back to it, not because I love denying her the numbers (let's not overestimate my impact either) but because it's plain not enjoyable. Sure she'll have some buzz if the album becomes known as "it's so bad" but why would she even need buzz? She's the modern Beatles, nobody even comes close engagement-wise.
>>127999687problem is, taylor doesn't have the talent to be a heel, or even the personality for it.this is just a lame post-hoc cope because she made a terrible album and she got coached by her PR team trying to spin it
>>127999687>taylor just gave an interview with zane lowe where she literally SAYS she is being satirical in this album.>"Shit talk me behind my back, you cokehead bitch?">*in interview* "lol jk"Anon, this is cope and you know it.
>>128000442I'm almost impressed with the fact they feel the need to spin it. I mean what the fuck, the woman is pushing 40 and the single highest-paid musician alive. If she can't afford to just take the L and say "We miscalculated, sorry it didn't land as well as we thought" who can?
>>127999687>This is the "showgirl" character. She KNOWS she is being provocative. Taylor knows what she is doing. You are playing into her game.Not how this works. When your "character" has 100% overlap with you, you can't use it to hide behind when you start getting pushback. The only song where she's obviously a "character" is the title track, but for everything else it's both a reach and an obvious attempt after the fact to deploy plausible deniability.Also, "playing into her game"? Was the game to come away feeling confirmed that she's your everyday Hollywood narcissist? Dumb.
>>127999687Damage control. She's seeing how even her cult hates this garbage.
>>128000549curse of having her kind of perfectionist career and hardcore fans. Taylor being anything but amazing and perfect hurts her image and perception. Plus she already sort of missed with Reputation (But her fans still cope about it).Every album before this you could be assured of its quality, but now she created a conversion of "will it be another showgirl"? Which ultimately does hurt day 1 numbers (But not a lot).>>128000626>"playing into her game"?hardcore fans unironically think taylor is a scheming mastermind because she (her PR team) plan future album hints with easter eggs in promo pictures or what taylor wears.
"It's kinda making me wet" Jesus Christ.
>>127988245Taylor Swift is yesterday's news. She may have boosted the U.S. economy with the "Eras" tour, but in my opinion, when it comes to catchy pop hits, nobody has it nailed like Nic Sequeira. he's the king, and there isn't really much disputing that. https://youtu.be/2hkb76EmBWc
>>128000728she took notes from drake with "talent-scouting"amazing how sabrina gets popular with being explicit and dressing up in sexy costumes, and suddenly taylor really likes old hollywood and showgirl costumes and starts being sexually explicit herself.
>>128000728I tend to harp on about how I don't understand why gen-z and alpha are so prudish and puritan around sex. But if this album is how all horny people talked, I'd not see sex as anything but disgusting and dirty either. And not dirty in the "sweet in the forbidden fruit" sense, just weird and annoying for no reason.
There is currently 7 threads about this bitch of Midlor Swift.My thread got archived because of your bullshit threads which say nothing, don't contribute, and will die with 6 replies.Therefore you all bitch swifties can kill yourself, nobody care about her bullcrap album.I will now proceed to shit your crappy threads.
>>127988245kys faggot nobody cares
Hope this bitch dies
>>128000683>Every album before this you could be assured of its qualityIDK if I buy that. I had TS pegged as "that woman who turns celebrity gossip about her into pop music with bland and overproduced instrumentation" since before Reputation. I wasn't crazy about it but a lot of people liked it apparently. It's not like this album is all that different from her previous output, the people that liked the previous ones will get exactly what they expect here - it's still Taylor talking about how she's in love, talking about her bullshit feuds in the pop industry and Taylor talking about herself. My best guess for why this album has fallen flat is that she's finally discovered the limit of how much of this her fans want. It's kind of like MCU. In the mid and late 10s capeshit seemed unavoidable and eternal. Disney had struck a gold vein, and strip-mined it. Video games and books and non-capeshit films were written in the same insufferable quippy "so that happened" style. People put hour-long "video essays" on youtube talking about the Avengers or whatever. And then, it just ended. It's not like there was one big turning point of a flop where everyone decided they didn't want capeshit any more, people just slowly got bored with it. Looks like the same is happening here.
>>127988245Kys retard
>>127988245>you don't understand it's not shitty, it's ragebait
nobody cares
>>127994835What a retard
>>128000840"Cringe" is a good word.. its like annoying tmi shit that is done obviously for attention. So forced and childish
>>127999601>sweat and vanilla perfume editionwut?
>>127988245listening to this for the 3rd time since it came out, it unironically it clicked.
>>128001316>nobody caresit is selling at record numbers, and the album release movie won the box office weekend. Somebody cares.
she's no Joni Mitchell, she's no Kate Bush, she's no Tori Amos
>>128000000Wasted get
Tried to cancel all my friends today because I like my friends CANCELLED
>>128000000first of all, holy digits>She's the modern Beatles, nobody even comes close engagement-wise.yeah but the TDS hateposting is driving the engagement. it's not hate-listening, it's the seethe and cope you're seeing all over the place, just like with the Eras tour, just like with TTPD, that are driving record numbers for Tay.She learned from that other famous TDS celebrity, that there's a certain threshold that when you cross it, the haters actually (and ironically) make you more wealthy and powerful.
>>127988245>it was intended satiricallythat might sound like weak "bad review" cope, but upon further contemplation, that does appear to be the correct take.Tay just trolled the shit out of the pop world. Writing a song about her boyfriend's dick? yeah that's mocking the shit out of Sabrina and Charli XCX. In fact pretty much the whole album.Listening to it again, with that mindset, i'm starting to think Tay may have just been a little too clever for the great unwashed masses on this one.
>>128006638>she's no Joni Mitchell, she's no Kate Bush, she's no Tori Amosmeh. if Taylor Swift was on that level, you'd be saying the same thing. ooh, a paradox. I mean, say what you want about Tay (and you obviously do, frequently), she has her own style. Tay song comes on the radio and you know it's not Billie Eilish or Sabrina whats-her-name>>128007161you like your friends to be right-wing fake-ass martyrs?
>>128007943Yeah but the music is still bland adult contemporary crap
>Taylor marrying a football chad and makes a song about having kids with him in a Whites-only neighborhood >makes another song about how she likes being friends with MAGA chuds>Sabrina Carpenter gets on her knees in front of a guy while he pulls her hair on her album cover>Lana marries a MAGA chud from Louisiana and makes an anti-feminist country gothic album while adopting plantation lady aestheticsWoke is officially over in female pop
>>128009219also Chappell Roan is flopping and leftists turned on her even though she came out as lesbian
>former biggest popstar makes a dud and has to do the "merely pretending to be retarded" gimmickclown world continues to surprise
>>127988245This is what happens as soon as a woman gets married. You all wanna say marriage ruins a man, well it goes both ways. Lets see if the Chiefs make it even into finals this year.
>>128009135>saying Bush, Amos, Mitchell don't have a recognizable styleTaylor has a style alright. Every fucking song sounds the same. Your retarded cope is reaching new levels. It's amazing you have time to tend to that rancid axe wound between your legs.
>>128009219I wanna argue that they never were woke, they just do what they're producers tell them to do.
>>128009152>Yeah but the music is still bland adult contemporary crapthat's part of the point. if the music was all bjork then the satire would be lost.>>128009762>they never were wokethey were never woke because wokeism was never a thing. Just a fake-ass boogeyman stand-in for the fake martyrs on the right-wing, shorthand for "something I don't like"
>>128009219pol incels are literally insane omg
