hey black people, can you stop making new trap subgenres and go back to inventing non-hip hop music genres again. thank youhey internet producers, can you stop making drum & bass or breakbeat or jersery club or trance. I got tired of that shit decades ago. thank youhey japan, you may be good at math but your math rock sucks. just forget about guitars please because your shoegaze sucks too. thank you. hey european producers, can you stop making techno. the last inventive techno artist was SHXCXCHCXSH or The Field. it's over. thank youhey washed 90s producers, can you stop making idm. nothing more to explore there. even you autechre. thank youhey experimental artists, deconstructed club and uk bass and epic collage are really dated now. stop trying to relive the 2010s. thank youhey young european bands, I know you just discovered post punk and prog but please leave that in your dad's collection. thank youhey metal bands, now that ozzy is dead please just let metal die with it. should have called it quits when djent came around. thank youhey south africa, gwom and kwaito and amapiano are a step in the right direction but stop resting on your laurels. thank youhey south korea, stop. thank you
>>127989505hey op, fuck you
>>127989505NO. True metal lives forever!
>>127989505dangerously based
>>127989505Vaporwave is the future
>>127989505>hey black people, can you stop making new trap subgenres and go back to inventing non-hip hop music genres again. thank youyou had me right there, but the rest was a fun read, good job.prog is way overdue for an actually good revival/nostalgia era, though
There's no reason to stop making dnb but otherwise yeah.
hey argentina can you go back to making prog
>>127989505South Korea makes the best pop music in the world
>>127989505What is your wisdom to LATAM? OP
harsh but fair
>>127989505you'll get whatever fills a jew's wallet and you're going to like it, frogposter!
>>127989903not op but it's kinda sad how the favelas run brazil's music scene now with brazilian funk and shit
The long “hey [group] … thank you” comment reads less like a critique and more like a declaration of boredom disguised as authority. Its formulaic tone—mock-polite, repetitive, and dismissive—pretends to be worldly and objective while flattening entire cultures into caricature. The writer scolds “Black people” for making trap, sneers that “Japan may be good at math but their math rock sucks,” calls European techno “over,” and demands that metal die with Ozzy. Each statement confuses personal fatigue with cultural exhaustion and mistakes cynicism for discernment. The first line is blatantly racist, implying that a race owes innovation to others, while the “good at math” remark repeats lazy national stereotyping.Across the list, the same pattern repeats: shallow familiarity, surface-level name-dropping, and a fantasy of being the last true tastemaker. The mention of artists like Autechre or The Field signals false expertise, while typos such as “jersery club” and “gwom” reveal careless ignorance. The worldview is binary—genres are either “inventive” or “dead”—with no room for revival, reinterpretation, or slow evolution. Even the faint praise of South African styles drips with condescension, treating innovation as a duty owed to outsiders.Ultimately the comment reveals more about the author than about music: someone nostalgic for a time when their taste felt central, threatened by accessibility, and desperate to appear above trends. The sarcasm of “thank you” after every insult is a shield for insecurity, turning prejudice into performance. Beneath the posturing lies a refusal to share cultural space or engage with ongoing creativity. Nothing in the musical world has stopped moving—only the commenter has. Their world ended where their curiosity did, and the art they dismiss continues to evolve without their permission.
nah, we coolin'
Damn op you were on such a fucking roll until that metal hot take, then you ruined it
can someone explain to a xillenial what 'trap' is? because it just sounds like rap to me. ie, not music
>>127989534>>127990304explain to an 80s metal enjoyer why you still like metal coming out in the 20s
>>127990326personally i have grown to like most genres of metal, even the hated hair metal. I realized it was just stupid party music. But i also enjoy extreme metal: black metal, death metal, the liste goes on!there were also things like nu metal and black gaze in this century i just enjoy meal, gosh
@127990262bro was hurt so bad he ran to AI kek
>>127990363Leave your brain at the door is a shitty postmodern argument. If ignorance is what's required to enjoy then there isn't any legitimate reason to take you seriously.
>>127990326Shittiest decade for metal were the 00s actually, there were far more great metal albums in the 10s and 20s so far than in the 00s
>>127991301only good metal is just copying/rehashing what was done in the past. Metal is nostalgia music
>>127991442It's about as much nostalgia music as all other current genres except for very few outliers like underground trap, which has slowed down significantly as well compared to 2022
