In Utero [DGC, 1993]"How 'bout some Nirvana?" you'll say. "Oh yeah, great band," the reply will go. "Really had their own sound. What do you wanna play?" "It don't matter that much, any of the first three." "You mean Bleach?" "Nah, the Geffen albums--not that outtakes thing, but Nevermind or Bluebaby or . . . what did they call the Steve Albini one?" "You mean the really hard one. In Utero. The guitar one." "What do you mean guitar? It had songs on it." "Well, so did the outtakes thing." "The Albini one had better songs, actually. And it was real cadmium besides. Toxic." "You have to play it loud, though. And aren't you supposed to crank the treble too? I liked Nevermind better." "I liked Bluebaby a little better too. But that was a good album. Go ahead. Once Madonna conks out, she sleeps through the night. She's a good baby that way--nothing wakes her up. Come on, let me relive my youth." "I hope you don't regret it in the morning." "These days, I never regret anything in the morning. I'm too fucking tired to bother. Let her rip." A
>>127990350Literal nonsense review and this faggot, who lets other men fuck his wife, true story, shouldn't be allowed to share his opinions on music let alone get paid for this shit
>>127990379hello cuckoldry fetishist. >nonsense reviewhow so? except for the madonna thing that is actually a commentary on pop music that nirvana was part of after nevermind
>>127992615Hello Cuckgau apologist.
>>127992645i don't drone him. and not only one person though.
>>127992793You all deserve to be killed
>>127992645>>127992941apologist lmao like he's a fucking war criminalwhich one of your favorite albums did he pan to make you so mad?
>>127990379>xgau hater>illiterateLike clockwork lmao
It's two aging hipsters 25 years in the future, both avatars of himself, looking back on Nirvana's career.
>>127994028>>127995188>t. midwits
>>127995197>t. coping dimwit
>>127995256No one likes you, Rob. You're never getting over. Stop trying.
>Once Madonna conks out, she sleeps through the night. She's a good baby that way--nothing wakes her upwhat?? not sure if it's because I'm ESL but what Madonna has to do with anything?
>>127995303Chrisgau comes off as ESL to me a lot. He barely makes sense. Did that fucker smoke too much crack or what is going on with him
>>127995307Nah you're just a dum-dum
>>127995325Cuckgau hands typed this
>>127995325Hes not gonna fuck you
>>127995331You don't actually believe that you're talking to an 83-year-old music critic on 4chan, are you
>>127995389Why did that cross your mind?
>>127995394He's got a lot of time on his hands with bulls coming over for his wife every hour so yeah. There's a good chance Rob is posting from the cuck chair.
>...what did they call the Steve Albini one?">"You mean the really hard one. In Utero. The guitar one.">"What do you mean guitar?"writing convincing dialogue is apparently beyond his abilitiesunless it's supposed to be shit
