/mu/ - Shout at the Devil [Elektra, 1984] It's hardly new - Music

Anonymous

10/06/25(Mon)20:40:00 No.127990396

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Shout at the Devil [Elektra, 1984]
It's hardly news that this platinum product is utter dogshit even by heavy metal standards; under direct orders from editors who don't know Iron Maiden from Wynton Marsalis, my beleaguered colleagues on the dailies have been saying so all year, and every insult goes into the press kit. Still, I must mention Mick Mars's dork-fingered guitar before getting to the one truly remarkable thing about this record: a track called "Ten Seconds To Love" in which Vince Neil actually seems to boast about how fast he can ejaculate (or as the lyric sheet puts it, "cum"). And therein, I believe, lies the secret of their commercial appeal--if you don't got it, flaunt it. Follow-up: "Pinkie Prick." D

Anonymous
10/06/25(Mon)20:47:05 No.127990440

Anonymous 10/06/25(Mon)20:47:05 No.127990440

Not a review

Anonymous
10/06/25(Mon)20:50:06 No.127990465

Anonymous 10/06/25(Mon)20:50:06 No.127990465

>>127990440
>t. room temp IQ

Anonymous
10/06/25(Mon)20:51:14 No.127990473

Anonymous 10/06/25(Mon)20:51:14 No.127990473

>>127990465
Not a reply

Anonymous
10/06/25(Mon)20:58:09 No.127990533

Anonymous 10/06/25(Mon)20:58:09 No.127990533

>>127990473
'fraid 'twas

Anonymous
10/06/25(Mon)21:01:46 No.127990561

Anonymous 10/06/25(Mon)21:01:46 No.127990561

>>127990533
'fraid not!

Anonymous
10/06/25(Mon)21:04:10 No.127990587

Anonymous 10/06/25(Mon)21:04:10 No.127990587

>>127990561
'fraid 'tis

Anonymous
10/06/25(Mon)21:14:27 No.127990679

Anonymous 10/06/25(Mon)21:14:27 No.127990679

>>127990587
'd 't

Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)00:16:39 No.127992321

Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)00:16:39 No.127992321

>>127990440
not a fantano thread