>FUN. return with a Thriller-tier, decade-defining smash hit of an album... Only for Nate Ruess to catch a rape allegation from some Only Fans whore, making them disappearing once more and this time forever.>Aphex Twin makes a pop album, it's not only great but it's a surprise smash hit like Daft Punk's "Discovery" in 2003>New bedroom pop girl goes viral, gets crowned as "queen of /mu/", only to turn out to be an AI/Deepfake social experiment by some neckbeards from Shitattle>Kevin Parker marries Kesha after working on her best album yet >Death Grips release the album best album of their career, and the public takes an entire year to figure out that most, if not all of the samples and stems used are 100% made with AI after being unable to identify any of them>Ringo will be the last Beatle by 2025 >Toby Fox of Undertale fame starts a virtual band similar to Gorillaz, with the difference that it's blatantly furry-themed. The first single and video effortlessly skyrocket to the Billboard Top 100 >SpaceGhostPurrp commits a mass shooting>Following Lil Yachty's successful foray into Psych Rock, Lil B decides to release a Prog Rock epic consisting of two 60 minute tracks... And it's alright, He achieved what Kid Cudi Kid Couldn't. but /mu/ praises it as the Second Coming of ITAOTS and it becomes official /mu/core>Kendrick officially retires from music and pursues his new passion for cooking, opening a restaurant chain.>Michael Gira runs for congress and loses>Kanye West officially converts to Islam and releases "Watch The Throne II" with Jay Electronica instead of Jay Z, and Melon gives it the most passive aggressive 'Strong 8' while visibly seething>Bladee comes out as a Trans woman>Billie Eilish #metoo's Finneas>Jai Paul returns!... But after his comeback single and debut album shoot up to #1 in every chart, he kills himself because can't handle the fame. Instantly becoming the Kurt Cobain of this generation. >Moby commits suicide
>>127990482stop making this thread
>>127990525no
>>127990482>MC Ride reveals it was pronounced "MacRide" all along
>>127990482>OP wets his bed again tonight, his mom is livid
>>127990688Fake, his mom is in my bed
>>127990482>Someone leaks a mystery audio from NORAD/Space Force and it's all but confirmed that it's the first example of "Alien music"... /mu/ says it's shit and that Venetian Snares did it better>Zach Bryan gets caught sucking dick in a bathroom stall>Some rapper from either the Bloods or Crips gangs doesn't take kindly to Fantano's 3/10 score on his latest project and decides to turn that bald faggot into swiss cheese. >Matthew Healy gets outed as a Watkins-tier pedophile>Nardwuar casually reveals he has tons and tons of dirt on popular musicians and important music excecs after being invited to an episode of "Hot Ones">Walter the Producer becomes the Next Big Thing
>>127990482>sonny Moore aka skrillex gets outed as the son of Michael Moore, effectively exposing him as an industry plant>bandcamp becomes popular after they launch a desktop app and a functional phone app>joeyy has a genuine viral hit but his career crashes and burns after he disavows sam hyde>anthony fantano gets me tooed by some only fans ho, he deletes his twitter and stops uploading videos>kanye West does an oldies tour with jamiroquai>new kurt cobain/nirvana compilation comes out, it is scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel with tracks like kurt moaning into the microphone for minutes. nirvana fans think it's ai because of how dogshit it is
>>12799048240~ years from now Samuel Long releases a treasure-trove of unreleased music upon his actual death and it turns out he faked his death to detransition out of the limelight and get away from the SOPHIE project getting too privacy-invading and too big
>>127990482>Billie Eilish #metoo's Finneas>Finneas retaliates leaking a sex tape of them together>shows Billie initiating and thoroughly enjoying it, riding that dick with them titties bouncing
>>127992046
>>127990482>Weezer farewell tour>Lady Gaga insane decade defining comeback where she makes a masterpiece
>>127990482Dev actually gets good at fucking music.
>>127991082>Venetian SnaresWhy would you need any other stage name when your actual name is Aaron Funk?
