Why does she look 55 years old now? What happened?
Nobody looks like that at 55
Haley Williams makes me horny low key
>>128008056Bugger off, man. She's beautiful.
Where are her children?
>>128008056Coalburner
>>128008212In my ballsack, they're not inside her just yet.
>>128008056WALLED
I love Hayley Williams
>Hayley Williams hit menopause with no kidsThis is actually sad as fuck
>>128008056Haley seems to be bitter, that her art hoe pop never took off and she’ll always be the “Girl from Paramore”. She recently said in one her songs the “racist country singer” was Morgan Wallen. She’s just made he said the N-word and no one cared. I will stand by Misery Business era Hailey is my eternal waifu.
>>128008178>>128008188>>128008194>>128008229Why are there so many simps for this bitch? Its embarrassing
new pic i saw today is kino you can see her tits and nips through her shirt
>>128008056I don't like her.
>>128008056Are the Warped Tour rumors true?
>>128008056Hayley loves zoomer men
>>128008056
>>128009934Source?
>>128008056because of all the head banging creating micro-lesions on her brain
>>128008056mirtazapine, alcohol, smoking weed and nicotine, not lurking 4chan and being addicted to video games instead.
>>128011780https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/music/2025/10/02/paramore-hayley-williams-morgan-wallen-racist/86482975007/personally i dont think this "beef" is important at allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCyGvGEtOwc&ab_channel=Paramore
>>128008056I think she is really cute and breedable, her skin is so soft and her feet are small, cute and her toes look like candy.She needs to go full Cougar / MILF, stop with the botox though, just skin care only and fitness she should do donkey kicks at the gym and get her legs thick. Thats all.
>>128008056>What happened?menopause
>>128012067brutal.
>>128010254Send
>>128013198Josh Farro the goat as per usual
I like Hayley's Williams if you get what I mean
>>128008178fpbp, OP is a massive faggot and this thread should have been ignored
>>128008056I thought that was a tranny
>>128014672perky hagley nipples :3I wonder how her new album will be like, she said she wants to practice guitar more before jumping into making it
>>128014672You might not like it, but this is what the perfect woman (to me) looks like
>>128015108She is Zoomer's cougar
>>1280146725 minutes in photoshop you just select the clothing, make mask then you play around with the lightning levels, the darks & the lights & you balance them differently, super easy.
>>128015227I'd balance them in my mouth
she cute as hell honestly
>>128008555>>128012067homos making the bigger part of pedophile statistics is accurate cause who looks at a cute girl and calls her walled
>>128015227I don't have time for that, I have tabs of threads to check.
>>128008056She's still smoking hot. And she's deeply depressed right now and putting next to zero effort into her looks, she could look ten times sexier if her heart was really into it. /mu/ once again having zero taste in women
>>128015866For proof: Here's a music video from just a few years ago, made AFTER OP's photo was taken. Tell me that Hayley does not look fucking gorgeous here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yQGNef52FQ
>>128008056wtf happened to Owen Wilson? please don't tell me he has the C word???
>>128015874I want to lick her cunny, she is a cute, soft and breedable hagley :3 :***I love older women so much
>>128015227this takes me back to x-ray threads on /b/ in the late 2000s.
>>128015978i didnt do the opacity thing but whatever its not like we all havent seen Hayley's nips already she is always showing them because she knows she is hot and unashamed about it (based and cougar pilled)
>>128015998I'd greatly appreciate if she continued to do this, but quit all the weird looks she likes to do.
>>128008056>Why does she look 55 years old now?that's what tends to happen when white women turn 30
the other thread >>128011259 no need to continue it tho just for archive proposesjust like https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/subject/%2Fhayley%2F%20-%20Hayley%20Williams%2FParamore%20General/>>128016069>pic rel
>>128015969>breedable >older womentoo old to breed her at this pointheres a slightly see-thru pic anyway
hagley midlliams
>>128016738you can do it yourself too in https://www.photopea.com/thats a free browser photoshop basically just follow the steps, its simple. You dont need to download or pirate photoshop nowadays well if you dont want that is.
>>128016754
>>128008056she showers too much.
>>128016879
>>128015969
>>128016979This has always struck me as the grossest, most unpleasant part of being a musician. Those motherfuckers sweat up a storm every day when they tour and RARELY bathe. Living like that sounds revolting. I don’t think I could do it. That said, I would still marry sweaty dirty Hayley in a fucking heartbeat.
>>128008056she's 55
>>128018116Out of 10!
>>128014672Whose mom is this
Why are so many anons hellbent on trying to gaslight us into thinking Hayley Williams isn't hotShe is quite literally one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. She's entrancing to look at.
>>128018232the future mom of my children
>>128015969You can see her cute butthole
>>128019462I don't think buttholes can be "cute", anon. That's where the poop comes out.
any bets on whether these two are fucking yet?
>>128011258The wall always goes over brother
>>128020081>cropping out the hover handkek. if they were fucking he wouldn't be hover handing and you know it. quit dreaming
I like her, but she never grew up. Her music never matured.
I want to cum inside of her repeatedly while holding hands
She's so cute, oh my God.
>>128020135>hover handingstrategic to avoid any speculating. its fooling the dunces easily, apparently.
>>128020081That guy has weird eyes, like almost no pupils
>>128020135>hover hand>>128020081>any bets on whether these two are fucking yet?below 1% he is hover handing her, thats a beta move. It's not that Hayley wouldnt give him a shot, imo he looks mid but he gave a shot to Chud Gilbert and he looks like fucking Shrek so Hayley doesn't really have super high standards. Literally anyone ITT that is 6/10 could. Especially at this point she just wants some companionship, she hates being alone and depressed.
>>128019462yeah its winky and sexy (‿*‿)I wonder if she owns dragon dildos from bad-dragon.com , usually autistic tarot crystal magic shop girls have those>>128019961Women don't poop they only pee you retard, everyone knows this
>>128022853I developed a super power when I was younger that just from a person's face I know their masturbation habits. It isn't very useful but Hayley is fingers only.
>>128022903Yeah definitely. She is a tiny cute woman, huge things would rip her in half, but like all women she likes obviously likes big dicks just because it looks better.
Yep shes kind of looks 55
>>128023538thats just bad make up, here she is more bare Hayley has a nice face and good singing skills and amateur but competent enough rhythm guitar and piano skills.
>>128008056>>128008212>>128008227>>128008555>>128009682>>128009934have sex incels
>>128024231No
>>128024231Does that not defeat the whole purpose Hayles
>>128016979I have no sense of smell so it wouldn’t be a problem for me
>>128008056New post:https://substack.com/@bandteesmcgee/note/p-173479122
>>128015476>who looks at a cute girl and calls her walledshe looks like a 40 something methhead in the top pic though. not cute at all anymore
>>128025518>Le angela davis>Le panthers>Le Le Le LEare woke people really all like this?Useful idiots until Sharia Law arrives and starts taking away women rights, stoning women, forcing women to cover in a hijab or burka and breaking their legs over simple shit like leaving the house or having frineds outside that wanna visit.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MQmoiV0K37k
>>128025518>I’m the one who still loves your ghost>I reanimate your bones with my belief>Really, these words came out before I could think of what they meant. I don’t have an explanation but I could try and probably come up with a thousand. It’s only been since writing my first album, Petals For Armor, that I started to understand that words are spells. There are certain songs from my solo discography that contain lyrics that I think would go into my own personal spell book. This chorus is one of them.She is being cowardly here desu I read that lyric as she desiring to reanimate dead loved ones, I heard that the death of an autie of hers really affected her something like that some close family member of Hayley died when she was making Petals For Amour she has lyrics about it in that album too. Vaguely. So yeah this Necromancer Hayley lyric is about her wanting to reanimate dead loved ones because she misses them strongly.But she wont say that in a blog post cuz thats too personal. Hayley is not as transparent as she says she is, everyone has secrets. She is also unwilling to admit that she very likely is infertile already. But my autistic detective-like brain tells me otherwise. I can see through people.
bros can you imagine fumbling Hayley Williams, i'm glad i'm not josh farro
>>128025847I'd probably kill myself desu, like how Jeff Lang probably did so after realizing he fumbled being high school sweethearts with Taytay
>>128025518I love her so much. She's so passionate about lyrics. You can tell that every line she writes is so deeply significant to her. Hayley is a true poet, like me.
>>128026474Anon, there's a nonzero percent chance that Hayley Williams will see this thread. I'd prefer if she not think we're all perverts. COOL IT with the butthole pics.
>>128026552She knows some of us are good people, I hope she knows lol
>>128026552>Anon, there's a nonzero percent chance that Hayley Williams will see this threadOh shit I will keep the horny toughts to myself then
I want to impregnate Hayley
>>128026571Yeah, I try to post as many positive things as I can whenever I see a thread about her just so she knows she's got real fans here.>>128026605Oh damn I didn't expect you to actually delete it lol. She's probably not going to see this thread but I don't know if Substack has an analytics feature or anything. If so, she might be curious why her post got so many clicks from /mu/ and do some snooping. It's not very probable, but it could happen. I think you made the right call.
>>128026552it was just this >>128015969for those who are curious some other anon already posted the same thing anywayBut yeah I'll try to be more polite. I also think lynchings are LE BAD and American citizens deserve to live and that police investigations must be transparent yadda yadda. But I also don't like Islam because its even more authoritarian that whatever Hayley pictures Christianity of being or "Chistian Nationalists" or whatever (America was founded with separation Church from State) so Christianity has never had the kind of Authority Islam holds in Sharia Law places, so it's not even close in levels of fanaticism. Thats why I as an Atheist don't have a problem with Christcucks because Christcucks are mostly harmless, in fact I see them as being way too soft. Church gets attacked >aahh toughts n prayers>2 jews get killed by a jihadist>ahhh thoughts n prayersthey never fix anything because shit doesn't fix itself by praying. You fix it with work.
>>128026665Yeah if it has an analytics feature she can probably see that the views are coming from 4chan.org but she probably doesn't know it's specifically /mu/ lulz
>>128025518>>1280256660/10 not maoist enoughtypical anarkiddie from the imperial core
What do you guys think about the twitter pic? Back then wasn't there a way to post on twitter by texting a number. If she was using a Blackberry it really might've been an accident instead of a publicity stunt. Allison Phil or whatever did it too
>>128026665She could be here since the beginning and none of us would have the slightest idea.
>>128026763Unfortunately I think if she ever saw one of the /mu/ threads about her she would immediately get repulsed and leave. There are simply too many low-vibrational anons who routinely post hateful and/or tastelessly lewd remarks about her.
https://youtu.be/vutN2aD_tf8?si=sdyj47m5EN5Am9YE
>>128026797Yeah, so many posts here are repulsive, anons should be talking about her music or her positive imprint in her fans' lives, who cares about her ex boyfriends or life choices I mean it's anyone's business but her's.
>>128026797She spends a lot of time online, maybe the first days she would not adapt, but she would be shitposting like all the rest by week 2 or 3Anonymity is fun, she wouldn't be the first.
>>128026871/mu/ is a whole board, she can ignore her own threads if she wants.Just press catalog and pick your favorite threads.
just looked at her story, was she on Fallon tonight or something?
>>128008056some would suggest Ozempic?>>128009682>Hayley Williams hit menopauseshe's 36 lol
>>128028232Nah, she doesnt have a weight problem at all. Just needs to stop using botox before she gets all bogged like others have. She is actually very beautiful for 36 about to be 37 in like 2 & a half months. Sometimes the key is to let yourself age just use skincare and stay out of the sun.
>>128028232Would you believe this woman is 39 if i didnt told you about it?Some women do conserve themselves hyper good and all they do is a really good korean product skin care routine and staying out of the sun. Hayley could do this.This woman Melonie Mac literally looks Zoomer, she fits so well with them she can cougar them up and nobody would notice, in fact she prefers dating young too.
>>128008056lol, stupid zoomer.
>>128008056>What happened?antidepressants & mental illness and about to hit the big 40 childless and alone without a record label
>>128008056hagley
Please Yelyah, can we see you wearing this shirt and makeup combination sometime?
>>128031193Are you retarded
>>128033633Probably
>>128029394>without a record label>implying this last part is badalso she is surprisingly lean, her skin is close to her muscles. She should do a Keto diet and do leg day at least, donkey kicks she can get hot af and mantain herself younger till 45 but she has to be serious about it, stop smoking and all that.
>>128029394woah mama
>>128031193Mind you this isn't too far from 'property of mrs Williams' and assorted outfits that she clad over the years. It would be a hell of a fitting.
>>128036203why is the property of ms williams shirt gray tho that shit will look stinky after the 1st concert because you sweat a lot at a concert. Gray is the worst color for moist pits. It shouldava been white or black.
>>128034772She’s probably gonna keep smoking and spiralling. Sad but true. Unless we MHGA, Bodycam video in like 2 years
>>128036795>Bodycam video in like 2 yearsYeah i hope that doesnt happen like the suicide by cop of that woman Vanessa Marquez from that Hospital Show. She had a psychotic breakdown and used a fake gun to provoke the cops into blasting her.Hayley doesn't own any firearms and is even against them so we know that whatever she got is fake, I hope The Nashville Police also knows this just in case, so they dont get baited into a sudoku by cop.
>>128021372Some of us got to grow up sometimes and some won't~
>>128036217Her moisty armpits are a global asset
>>128037125Dont worry about it Hayley just keep doing music you and let Gen Z (Zoomers) get some while you single. We all win this way.
>>128036217or orange with red text that would be very hayley-like
>>128019961>That's where the poop comes out.That's what makes it hot
>>128037535Myth, women dont poop
>>128016979Imagine the smell. god i wish that were me >:3> * sniffffffffffffff* >ooohh quite pungent my dear
>>128037905www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4BYQgPM4Ns&ab_channel=Emerson
>>128008056Well, she is,also barely no make up like usually
>>128038062>tfw I will never have an ice cream date with qt Ms. Williams
>>128037338>>128036217
>>128034772>tried to go solo but that project FLOPPED>went back to paramore>got a decent amount of hype for paramores return>paramores album FLOPPED>DROPPED by long time record label>paramore isnt even one of the most streamed artists>is approaching 40her career and paramore are DEAD
>>128039279it will be a peaceful slow and comfy death no worries. Made enough to retire and do the music thing as a hobby not as a job. Thats more than most. She can make a zoomer virile young dude rotation to get some tasty dong when she craves it and just chill. Her career lasted way longer than Sabrina Carpinter. Who will be fortunate enough to be Hayley's rest of her life husband, her house is a personal island of Ogygia. A place to chill and die with style in a comfy manner for the rest of eternity. Why even worry about anything.
>>128039279>>128039453Chill frog buddy gets it
>>128039279Ok, first of all, Hayley is a genuine artist and does not care about things like money or popularity. She makes art because she has something to say and that's why she's such a beautiful soul.Secondly, Hayley's next album will be her magnum opus and you are going to look like such a fool. SCREENCAP this post.
I tried to stop, but I've kept writing poems for Hayley. Some madness has possessed me even though I hate every poem I've written so far. Nonetheless, I thought I'd share:Conjoined by heart, you to I and I to you.We beat together and we beat as one.Your spirit sings to mine – it sings true.My spirit sings to yours – it rivals none.Alone I press my hands against my headand close my eyes in sacred bliss.Enveloped by your image in my bed,I color ever blackened lid.Appearing always in my restless dreams,you brighten every sullen one.And when I awake to piercing sunbeams,I treasure all – forgetting none.
>>128040329FUCK. Accidentally removed the "y" on "every" on the last last of the second quatrain when I was formatting. Hayley, if you're reading: Please forgive me.
>>128040350Hayley here, I don't forgive you
>>128040369Don't joke about these things, anon. I'm in love with her and I mean that sincerely.
So is Taylor really left paramore for good and band is done?
>>128040443He hasn't officially announced that he's leaving and Hayley is (probably for fans' sake) pretending that the band is just on a break, but it's hard to see a future where Hayley and Taylor record together again. And I really don't see Hayley replacing him. I think she'd rather just hang up the band and focus on solo work.
>>128040443>>128040463I'm out of the loop, why is he leaving?
>>128040443Im not into celeb drama. What happened to Taylor? Disagreeing over a contract like with Jeremy?
>>128040479He was dating Hayley and they broke up. Most of the songs on her latest album are about how depressed she is over it. She seems to have been madly in love with him. Sad stuff all around
>>128025518What is this schizo verbal diarrhea?
>>128040499right... I remember she was dating him now that you said it. I am on and off the Paramore train, so I'm never up to date.so in an alternate universe they married and head a kid while making happy music?
>>128040511Anon, that was a very structured and logically arranged post. If you couldn't follow it you might be actually illiterate
>>128040516>so in an alternate universe they married and head a kid while making happy music?Yep, this would have (at least for Hayley) been the ideal ending.But, on the positive side, now that she's (presumably) single, we all briefly get to fantasize about swooping in, saving her from her heartbreak, and marrying her.
>>128040516>headhad fucking phone
>>128040536kek all right
>>128040499Dating your bandmates/coworkers is a terrible idea.
>>128040580Agreed. Probably unavoidable when you've got a band with a smoking hottie like Hayley fronting it though. Sooner or later even the most professional guy imaginable is going to think about hitting.
>>128040580>>128040592people fall in love with what they see daily - students at uni, co-workers, bandmaids, etc. there is no such thing as soul mates, you fall for whoever is in front of you.
>>128040604You'll also have to keep in mind how your relationships may affect your work. Here we see negative result
>>128040604I want to see Hayley daily
>>128008056keep it up auntie
>>128039453We're in the same synergy somehow
>>128040821yikes
>>128040380There are at least some 5 genuine, zoomer, Hayley fans here who truly care for her wellbeing and health and who also may or may not be in a platonic love situation with her, but that's normal for people to romantically attach to celebrities and has been happening since the Beatles days at least
>>128040604Musk has 15 children with 20 different women and is still searching for his soulmate, let that sink in.
>>128040857at 54?
>>128025518Thanks for political lecture Hayley!
>>128025518Man living in LA really took a toll on her brains
>>128039279Truth nuke
>>128039453>peaceful slow and comfy deathPeople are forgetting she is literally 36 and the life expectancy for women in the U.S. is 81. She’s not even done half of her natural life yet
>>128040147Riot! is and will always be her magnum opus, nothing will ever get close
>>128040443Yes it’s been done, she lying to the fans but she knows it’s over. Everyone has solo careers except Taylor who will probably easily live off of interest money for the rest of his days and find a woman like 7 years younger than him to have a family withOr become a real estate agent like Josh Farro
>>128040511Woke sloppa>>128040525Still woke sloppaHayley needs to understand social liberalism is what fucked up her life so much
>>128041168Worst decision of her life. She needed to just move to rural Canadian prairies instead. Life is much better here
>>128008056Being an evil liberal communist really ages you
>These men were monsters protecting the institution of slavery. Never forget that that is what the Civil War was aboutNEVER FORGET
>>128043618She comes from the Deep South where many people sincerely call it the War of Northern Aggression. It might sound silly to an outsider, but at some point in her life, learning that the Civil War was actually just about slavery might have been a genuine revelation for her.
>>128025518> Kids my agethat's one way to put it, haha
>>128043784she's clearly talking about when she was a teenager. why does no one on this website know how to read
>>128043818I heard you and that's the whole point.It sounds funny regardless of you put it, but calm down, pal, I ain't stoning anybody in here, it just happens to sound somewhat funny.
