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Anonymous

10/10/25(Fri)08:57:27 No.128029383

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Anonymous 10/10/25(Fri)08:57:27 No.128029383 Archived

Can we agree this is the worst pitchfork review ever?
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/7498-cobra-and-phases-group-play-voltage-in-the-milky-night/

Danny
10/10/25(Fri)09:00:15 No.128029393

Danny 10/10/25(Fri)09:00:15 No.128029393

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Almost

Anonymous
10/10/25(Fri)09:58:41 No.128029638

Anonymous 10/10/25(Fri)09:58:41 No.128029638

>>128029383
Their Frances the Mute or Lateralus ones are worse.

Anonymous
10/10/25(Fri)10:00:46 No.128029649

Anonymous 10/10/25(Fri)10:00:46 No.128029649

>>128029638
>how dare they rightfully trash shitty buttrock >:(

Anonymous
10/10/25(Fri)10:27:59 No.128029803

Anonymous 10/10/25(Fri)10:27:59 No.128029803

>>128029383
i skipped to the end of the review because the stupid format was pissing me off. what a pile of shitttt did someone get paid for this ?

Anonymous
10/10/25(Fri)11:05:15 No.128029998

Anonymous 10/10/25(Fri)11:05:15 No.128029998

>>128029649
Hipsters really think anything heavier than Vampire Weekend is butt rock

Anonymous
10/10/25(Fri)11:05:57 No.128030003

Anonymous 10/10/25(Fri)11:05:57 No.128030003

>>128029998
Tool sucks lol

Anonymous
10/10/25(Fri)11:07:18 No.128030016

Anonymous 10/10/25(Fri)11:07:18 No.128030016

>>128029383
All of their reviews are trash

Anonymous
10/10/25(Fri)11:11:41 No.128030036

Anonymous 10/10/25(Fri)11:11:41 No.128030036

reviews aren't music

Anonymous
10/10/25(Fri)11:17:00 No.128030073

Anonymous 10/10/25(Fri)11:17:00 No.128030073

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>>128029383 (OP)
At least they didn't compare them with Hitler

Anonymous
10/10/25(Fri)11:53:25 No.128030379

Anonymous 10/10/25(Fri)11:53:25 No.128030379

>>128029383
Brent dicrescenzo has numerous terrible reviews from what I remember