He's just a rock and roller, from Beverely Hills.

>>128057480
which 19s is he bagging?

>>128057480
lil nigga got that hypnagogic rizz

>>128057519
This was one of them before they broke up
https://youtu.be/s4V7KVaD7Z4?si=flFjDIof_fg7m2_r

He tells these retarded bitches that he's Kurt Cobain, then they say "OMG I THOUGHT HE WUZ DAED?!??" He says "nah baby I jus went on a long hiatus like 2pac" as they wear a Nirvana shirt and claim fandom telling him that they love his song "Smells Like Team Spirit" then they sleep with him.

FRECKLES
FRECKLES
WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE FRECKLE STENCILS

ATTENTION

YOU ARE CURRENTLY IN A SHILL THREAD
THIS POSTER IS SHILLING THEIR MUSIC
AND PRETENDING TO BE THEIR OWN FANS
THEY WILL TALK TO THEMSELVES AND ATTEMPT TO TRICK YOU INTO THINKING PEOPLE ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEIR MUSIC
NO ONE DOES
THIS IS A SHILL THREAD
DO NOT FALL FOR IT
DO NOT SUPPORT SHILLS
DO NOT CLICK THEIR LINKS
IGNORE

>>128057480
it's called "unc swag" you uncultured ignorant fool

>>128057480
drugs

He is a boomer sex pest. Wayne Garf mogs.
PS I know you’re reading this, Rosenberg. How does it feel that the last place you have to advertise yourself is on 4chan and you’re too much of a broke ass to buy an ad. I lmao at your JUSTED existence you fucking loser.

>>128057480
He cute

He shill

>>128057480
only in his dreams

He irrelevant

>>128057748
She literally wrote that song about him
>they say I'm too young to love you, love you
>but I am older than when, when we met

>>128058271
Insane how this smelly goblin man got multiple artthots to fall head over heels for him.

Insane how desperate this 50 year old man is to still talking to himself on 4chan.

>>128058118
All his shows so far are sold out you jealous fucking idiot

>all his shows are sold out
>the shows are in random-ass flyover towns
>shows are getting cancelled and boycotted
It’s so funny to watch you crashout like this. You’re my secret lolcow.

>>128057726
He's not me, though.

He’s irrelevant. He’s cooked. He’s getting his shows that are in the middle of nowhere boycotted. He has to resort to trying to shill himself on /mu/. He’s a deadbeat father and he’s probably still smoking meth. SAD!
(jk his downfall is truly lolcow status now and is honestly entertaining af)

>>128058118
KYS, """Wayne"""

Maybe if you weren’t such an elderly creepy disingenuous hack you wouldn’t have to continue to shill yourself on 4chan when you are 50 years old.

I guess somebody's ariel pink clone project didn't take off

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I guess he thinks that he’ll go “””””viral”””””” if he makes threads about himself here every weekend.

>>128057480
that's what kurt would've looked like if he were still alive today

Some young women just love creepy old men. Who knows

>>128057519
bpdemons

hes great

>>128059585
>kurt would look kinda like courtney
No, anon.

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>>128059799
>>128059874
The thing is they are really attractive, it's not like he's picking up meth addict whores, they are all 9/10s
It makes no sense

>>128059930
Seinfeld also dated weirdly young people. IDK maybe it's a jew thing. They're incredible swindlers. They see a goy they think "I can do whatever I want with you"

>>128057480
Expert level troll,. Ariel'll always be one of the boys. There's an Ariel Pink at every party you go to. idk about 19 year old girls but they show up looking older than 19, should they have name badges that are their licenses or IDs pinned on them, idk. But this dude soundtracked their dreams bedroom to bedroom

Give this imp gnome nigga his flowers

>>128057480
He is rich and talented

>>128060070
They seem to end up hating him after he dumps them

>>128060099
Cause he dumps the stupid immature bitches before they can. Girls love being in control of the relationship and feel like the prize. They love leading you on, so when you out of nowhere break up with them they are a mess.

>>128060201
Yes. You agree. He is treating them like shit

>>128060228
They would do the same and accuse him of raping them the moment they got into an argument.

>>128060246
Hey who am I to question it. Who knows why people do the things they do.

>How is he still bagging 19 year olds
The tradeoff is everyone hates him

>>128060301
worth it

>>128060099
Checked

Hate and Love are verbs.

Hate is love disguised as passion. If a girl hates you that's on her. Just don't trip on it, be careful how you step. It takes passion to hate. It takes passion to love. When a girl turns into a bitch/witch, that's a broad going dog dirty, cut it off. Keep it movin keep it rollin

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>>128059930
>short as hell
>chubby
>probably smells bad
>creepy looking
>laughingstock
>chain smoker
>speaks incoherently
>profoundly mentally ill
>jewish
Literally what does he have that we don't?

>>128060604
internet clout and a body of work that arthoes somewhat respect

I've noticed Ariel gets the most deranged haters online, I wonder how many of the crazy replies accusing OP of being Ariel are the same person. I think a lot of the hate comes from fellow druggie musicians from LA who are mad Ariel became famous (because he is genuinely talented). John Maus also gets the same kind of hate from drug addict commies who feel personally betrayed by him or something.

To answer your question OP, Ariel has the effeminate nonthreatening dandy boy aura, even as an old guy, that attracts the exact kind of clout chasing BPD hoes he keeps fucking. I'm pretty sure he makes them all think they're "the one" and then cheats on them which drives them all insane. I think Geneva Jacuzzi broke him lol

>>128060604
>>128060604
redscare-listeners love jewish men lol. Of course they love his artsy ass. He makes good shit (like krautrock and outsider music) and makes it pop so girls actually listen to it. He won from the start. And of course he's fucking all the time coz he's a hypersexual queer

>itt: Rosenberg the elderly sexual abuser trying to convince a dead 4chan board that he’s ’talented’
Bruh you’re less than Chris Chan level of relevance these days. Why are you doing this to yourself here.

What makes you guys actually believe its him making these posts? I follow him on IG and have seen his twitter, I don't know if he'd be competent enough to figure 4chan out

>>128063865
its one literal tranny having his regular meltdown

>>128057480
Many are saying this

>>128058021
This
Rosenberg has no where else to shill because he blacklisted himself from the scene like the annoying faggot like he is.

Love this for him lmao

>>128065700
Based bot post

>>128065723
They say he has pink bussy

I thought his life was going to take the good ending when he married and had a kid a few years back, lol what happened there
Imagine having Ariel Pink for a dad

>>128066793
He's legit unstable. I'm surprised no family members or close friends have tried to stage an intervention for him yet.

Rich and famous.
Money/fame > face > everything else

>>128063885
>I Wanna Be a Girl
I thought trannies love Ariel.

>>128057480
White boy with a nigga dick
Simple as

19? I mean it's not criminal. It's a bit alarming, but nothing criminal.

Does he actually post here? I don't get it. I mean, I guess I do. It's a place where an old, washed-up guy would think is hip. Except it's just as old and washed-up as he is. 4chan has no clout. It's not some internet tastemaker music underground. It's where old fat people whine about music.

But I really do like him and hope the best for him. He's a very talented songwriter.

>>128067367
Nothing like shitposting at the gym, son.

ariel pink here

do you guys want to hear the doldrums 2?

>>128067453
Yes.

>>128067453
C'mon, boy. Enliven the team with your artistry

>>128067563
>>128067608
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPvcBSVDuEQ/

>>128067317
>It's a bit alarming
Why is it alarming? Especially if she consented and doesn't care

>>128067453
Please make more songs like Lipstick, Not Enough Violence, and just pom pom in general.

>>128067906
Look, I've done it. The conversation gets old quick is all I'm saying. Y'all groom all you want.

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>Analog Horror Ariel Pink isn't real. He can't hurt you.
>Analog Horror Ariel Pink:

>>128067946
Every 18-19 year old I've dated everything is perfect for like 6 months to a year. After that it's like they either get bored or want out of the relationship but instead of just breaking up with you they make it some huge deal and then act like a stupid feminist saying you're the weird one for wanting to be with them when they were the ones who came onto you first. They do this complete BPD 180 on you and act like you actually groomed them

>>128057519
Wouldn't be surprised if he is, went to his show in los angeles and there was ton of zoomer pussy walking in and out of the back-stage.

>>128067906
A little alarming because I read some of his now ex-wife’s posts about how he’s still a drug addict and basically just a fucking mess of a person. Charlotte ercoli has a whole slew of allegations against him
>>128072127
I’m 22f and I’ve been listening to him since middle school. Must be something about the moosic. R Stevie Moore followed my instagram when I was 16 and messaged me because he wanted to send me “Facebook links” with a little winky face ;)

I told him I didn’t have Facebook. Still love you Stevie

>>128072127
>>128072703
What are the odds of me getting laid at an Ariel Pink concert. I will only go if I get pussy

ariel has never done a single bad thing in his entire life

>>128068512
He says he's not coming out of retirement but I could have sworn I saw him say on twitter that there would be another oddities sodomies record

>>128057480
I thought this thread was just being spammed but no, /mu/ is just so dead nowadays that it's still kicking around.

Ive never heard more than 17 of his songs

>>128075086
Looking back, Pom Pom was his only good album

>>128072703
Genuinely curious how the fuck you even heard his music or discovered it. Shouldn't a girl who is 12-13 supposed to be listening to pop shit like charli xcx or taylor swift

>>128072748
I don’t know, I don’t know you. I’m gonna say 45% chance. But I’m not a pussy meteorologist

>>128077706
I have never been into mainstream pop music. Unless you count 80s pop music, that’s what I grew up on. I really liked Mac demarco at the time and I saw a comment on one of his music videos on YouTube that mentioned Ariel pink. (Or maybe that was on a connan mockasin video? Can’t remember) The rest is history. The first song I listened to was Lipstick and by now I know 90% of his discography like the back of my hand.

>>128058323
>>128058530
Seething

>>128058530
>irrelevant
>getting shows boycotted
contradiction

>>128078071
>45% chance
Better than 0. Yup... I'm thinking I might go

peter thiel

I actually liked his new album. He still got it

>>128081176
I liked it. I don't know why it got such a mixed reaction among fans.

>>128057480
women are whores
how is this news

>>128067453
tits or gtfo

>>128057480
thought that was kurt cobain in the timeline where he didnt die for a second